Giving up smoking...

[DMNTD]

Day 7....:mellow:


FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING CAN'T LIPS WANKSTAIN PRICKS!


Have a great day

[kiwifruit]

Timmay !

[Str8 Jacket]

BANANA'S!

:eek:

<poohbum>

[Insanity_rules]

Wow that was both profane and friendly. I thought it got easier?

[p.dath]

While I was waiting in the doctor's the other day I was ready a poster about all the different kinds of cancer smoking causes. One caught me eye.

Anal cancer.

I guess the cancer causing chemicals do go down the throat and have to come out somewhere.

[onearmedbandit]

Gotta die of something. Now where's my Dunhill's?

[Kornholio]

Top o the mornin to ya Chris :)

[SMOKEU]

Tobacco smoking is not addictive.

[george formby]

I'm still trying to get the will power for such eloquent prose. Keep it up!

[Stirts]

So it is true, smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.

But seriously now .... good on you Captain Crunch :niceone:

[neels]

:laugh:

Perhaps I should finally give up smoking too, and turn this into a communal giving up smoking getting grumpy and shouting at people thread.

[Stirts]

getting grumpy and shouting at people thread.

Now how the fuck does that differ from any other threads on here hmmmmmmmmmm? :shifty:

[mashman]

all the best crunchy... i'll be joining you on the 2nd of never :)

[Banditbandit]

Day 7....:mellow:


FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING CAN'T LIPS WANKSTAIN PRICKS!


Have a great day

Well fuk ya then .. I'm off outside for a smoke !!!

[nodrog]

Who is a Mr Grumpybum then?

Fanny

[FlangMasterJ]

Who are you calling 'can't lips'?

[Juzz976]

No one like a quitter

[onearmedbandit]

Smokers have determined bitching is hazardous to your health.

[Maha]

Seven months for me now..Love To You All...:love:

[Mental Trousers]

Day 7....:mellow:


FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING CAN'T LIPS WANKSTAIN PRICKS!


Have a great day

It took until day 7 for that??

[scissorhands]

Day 7....:mellow:


FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING CAN'T LIPS WANKSTAIN PRICKS!


Have a great day

god created the world in 7 days, and prolly said the same thing

do you want fries with that?

[martybabe]

But smoking makes you important!

edit: just re-read it, apparently it makes you impotent......bugger. I best join you in giving up then,still got plenty of uses for the old droopy truncheon, what method are you using? seems to be working OK :shit:

[DMNTD]

It took until day 7 for that??
Heh...I have a 16y/o daughter....nuff said :blink:

[DMNTD]

Don't go for a ride to chillax/de-stress in Auckland city.
Just had conversation with a lovely police officer stating that it isn't a good idea retaliating to a tailgating fuckwit who tapped into the back of my bike at the lights in Mt Eden just before.
FFS...I didn't even hit him! I may have leaned in and choked him slightly but fuck!

Oh well...I think I may have been a bit fortunate so best pull my grumpy head in :mellow:

[Str8 Jacket]

Giggidy giggidy!! :yeah: :yeah:

[Kornholio]

Don't go for a ride to chillax/de-stress in Auckland city.
Just had conversation with a lovely police officer stating that it isn't a good idea retaliating to a tailgating fuckwit who tapped into the back of my bike at the lights in Mt Eden just before.
FFS...I didn't even hit him! I may have leaned in and choked him slightly but fuck!

Oh well...I think I may have been a bit fortunate so best pull my grumpy head in :mellow:

Pics, or it didn't happen GRMPTD :sunny:

[DMNTD]

Pics, or it didn't happen GRMPTD :sunny:

Dude...the cunt intentionally drove into my back wheel when we were at the lights!!

[Stirts]

I may have leaned in and choked him slightly but fuck!

:gob: You choked a man and gave him a slight but fuck!?!?!

pics man pics!!

[DMNTD]

:gob: You choked a man and gave him a slight but fuck!?!?

I know I know! For the love of all things shaven, don't tell "him"! :love:

[Kornholio]

Dude...the cunt intentionally drove into my back wheel when we were at the lights!!

Sorry, obviously he was after some anal action :blink:

[Gremlin]

Dude...the cunt intentionally drove into my back wheel when we were at the lights!!
Definitely sounds like you're loving being smoke free :love:

[sinfull]

COUgh cough coughcough haaaaaaak wheeeeze puff puff hack couuuuggh aww god,


right


MORNING !

[hayd3n]

dont give up ive qiuit for 4 months now after 10 years of smoking

[Maha]

dont give up ive qiuit for 4 months now after 10 years of smoking

There are a couple of 'Bullshits' to over look after giving the baccy up.
1: You dont save money.
2: There is no craving.
2: Taste does not magically return.
2: The morning cough stays with you.
2: Temper does not get out of control.

Note: All/Both accounts is my experience since being a non smoker. Some people may vary.

[NighthawkNZ]

Day 7....:mellow:


FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING CAN'T LIPS WANKSTAIN PRICKS!



chill,... have a cigerette

[T.W.R]

Have a great day

Go on have a winnie :shifty:

[Swoop]

Dude...the cunt intentionally drove into my back wheel when we were at the lights!!
Mr Crunch. :shifty:


The act of driving into the back of a bike, is one of the things truly deserving of a "wee chat".

[DMNTD]

The act of driving into the back of a bike, is one of the things truly deserving of a "wee chat".

Strangely I felt a bit sorry for the guy (later on) as it was a full force hit to his throat and I'm not overly delicate, I'm a bit embarrassed too to be honest.
Agreed, a grumpy driver intentionally driving into the back of a motorcyclist after said motorcyclist motioned for him to stop tailgating is savage. All I could think of is if it was my daughter out on her scooter with a cunt like that bullying her.

[mashman]

FFS...I didn't even hit him! I may have leaned in and choked him slightly but fuck!

Oh well...I think I may have been a bit fortunate so best pull my grumpy head in :mellow:

I'm not surprised the cop wanted a chat... you obviously weren't in a designated are for those shennigans...

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[Genie]

Do you have an issue with anger? Like you say, best you pull your head in.

[Rogue Rider]

Well, if you want some fun, maybe you should go to jail lol.... they all have to stop smoking next year cold turkey, unless the stop before hand.
Sounds a bit mean, but perhaps it will be good............ should be happy times anyway lol.
Can you get patch thingies free these days from quit line? I am one of the smarties who never started smoking, well tobacco at least, so don't have to worry about stopping.:shit:

[crazyhorse]

Good on ya Captain Crunch http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln1499l.jpg

[Usarka]

Probably the last thing you need now is some arse of an ex-smoker to tell you how good it is to have stopped smoking and that it get's easier over time etc etc.

:shutup:


PS - a mate of mine once tried to give up smoking by substituting cabbage for the tobacco. He didn't leave the couch for weeeeeeeeeeeeks. In fact I think he ate the couch.

[toycollector10]

But seriously, ffolks. If you want to quit download Firefox and Quitzilla comes with it. It's a program that you load up and it charts your progress on a daily basis.

At the moment I'm

Cigarettes not smoked 22,279
Money saved $10.129.56
Milestone 3 years 8 months and 1 week
Last milestone 31,800 hours without a smoke

If you're serious about it the milestones might help with morale etc. It's worked for me anyway.

[Number One]

12 WEEKS :Punk:

[Maha]

But seriously, ffolks. If you want to quit download Firefox and Quitzilla comes with it. It's a program that you load up and it charts your progress on a daily basis.

At the moment I'm

Cigarettes not smoked 22,279
Money saved $10.129.56
Milestone 3 years 8 months and 1 week
Last milestone 31,800 hours without a smoke

If you're serious about it the milestones might help with morale etc. It's worked for me anyway.

You dont 'save' the money, what you do is, you dont give it to the Tabacco Company's.
By now, I should have an extra $2,100 somewhere and clearly I have not.
The money goes on other things.

[GOONR]

You dont 'save' the money, what you do is, you dont give it to the Tabacco Company's.
By now, I should have an extra $2,100 somewhere and clearly I have not.
The money goes on other things.

Tequila?

10.....

[Maha]

Tequila?

10.....

That turns me into a raging 'girl on girl' pervert...:shifty:
No I am more the Appletons Chap. :rockon:

[Mom]

That turns me into a raging 'girl on girl' pervert...:shifty:

I quite like that pervert though :o

[Madness]

You dont 'save' the money, what you do is, you dont give it to the Tabacco Companies

You do know they get less than 20% of the retail price for a pack of fags? Tariana Turia gets the lion's share and she's still not satisfied (mind you, would you ever be satisfied - hanging out with Pita & Hone?).

Right, I'm off for a fag in the rain.

[hellokitty]

You dont 'save' the money, what you do is, you dont give it to the Tabacco Company's.
By now, I should have an extra $2,100 somewhere and clearly I have not.
The money goes on other things.

My husband has gone from 1 pack a day to smoking roleys (rollies sp??)
$100 versus $25 per week - when I pointed out that difference in money could be applied to payments to upgrade his bike - he thought it was a great idea.
Another bonus is that he will smoke less, and hopefully quit one day.

And what is really great is that I can ride his new bike too :love:

You have to reward yourself somehow when you give up, thats how I did it.

[Genie]

My husband has gone from 1 pack a day to smoking roleys (rollies sp??)
$100 versus $25 per week - when I pointed out that difference in money could be applied to payments to upgrade his bike - he thought it was a great idea.
Another bonus is that he will smoke less, and hopefully quit one day.

And what is really great is that I can ride his new bike too :love:

You have to reward yourself somehow when you give up, thats how I did it.

You are not wrong there Kitty....my reward after 30 years of being a chimney....


Brand New 2010 Kawasaki Ninja!

Best reward ever.
Should I ever succomb to the urge to smoke (and that urge is there), then I shall lose my bike.

Great incentive to stay free.....ride free!

[2wheeldrifter]

While I was waiting in the doctor's the other day I was ready a poster about all the different kinds of cancer smoking causes. One caught me eye.

Anal cancer.

I guess the cancer causing chemicals do go down the throat and have to come out somewhere.

The only reason you would smoke coming out of your ass it's because you have just been reamed!

Good going Captian :yes:

[awayatc]

Stopped over 10 years ago.....
started "ashtray" account...
Bought Aprillia, Harley and plenty of other toys......

Mate of my bought now his first bike again after years ...
Yes he gave up smoking and started ashtray account as well..
Had $15.000 in before he realised it.....

can be a great motivator.....

[sugilite]

PS - a mate of mine once tried to give up smoking by substituting cabbage for the tobacco. He didn't leave the couch for weeeeeeeeeeeeks. In fact I think he ate the couch.

My wife did this 23 years ago, and it worked :yes: (she managed to leave the couch too)

[St_Gabriel]

:niceone: :niceone: Keep up the great work. :niceone: :niceone:
And for anyone else, I can thoroughly recommend Zyban drugs. Missus tells me I was no where near the arsehole she was expecting me to be (from previous attempts).

[martybabe]

I decided to join up after reading this thread, 5 days and counting, I occasionally slip into my high pitched squeaky stressy voice and make the odd mountain out of a mole hill but on the whole not to bad so far :baby:

[Genie]

I decided to join up after reading this thread, 5 days and counting, I occasionally slip into my high pitched squeaky stressy voice and make the odd mountain out of a mole hill but on the whole not to bad so far :baby:

Good on you.....I'm up to almost 8 months....so glad did. So good to be free....smoking is disgusting!

[Mom]

Good on you.....I'm up to almost 8 months....so glad did. So good to be free....smoking is disgusting!

Yeah, well I am pretty proud of myself too, just over 7 months and no desire to smoke. Given the stress I have operated under for the past few months, and particularly since Mom died, the thought did cross my mind that it might be easy to start back up again, thankfully nope, not even tempted. Fantastic to be free of the friggen habit!

[Genie]

Yeah, well I am pretty proud of myself too, just over 7 months and no desire to smoke. Given the stress I have operated under for the past few months, and particularly since Mom died, the thought did cross my mind that it might be easy to start back up again, thankfully nope, not even tempted. Fantastic to be free of the friggen habit!

You're not wrong there....it is sooooooooo easy to start again.

Imagine how much it would rip your throat and it would take at least 6 drags before you adjusted to the disgusting taste...then, you'd be hooked again! It's so not worth it!

Well done to all who have sucessfully beaten this horrible, but socialably acceptable, addiction!

[dogsnbikes]

Its been 5weeks and 2 days for me and cold turkey it was as after the doc telling me that I can't have patches or gum due too my medication,oh well I was ready in my own mind anyway and didn't have too buy smokes for the last month due to a wee stockpile:innocent: and was booked into the dentist for a clean on my chosen "give up smoking" date...

Only once have I really wanted a smoke and that was day 3 and now I enjoy seeing the bank funds increasing:yes: and only stopping on the bike when I need gas or have arrived at my destination,things have worked out for the best