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Rogue Rider
10th August 2010, 20:46
This Poll will tell all. Please be reflective of your personality, gayness factor and retardedness.

Use your initiative and imagination to explore your inner psychie.....


Results will be used for personal amusement and good standing bastardizing of beers.

Katman
10th August 2010, 20:58
What a pole smoker.

SMOKEU
10th August 2010, 21:04
I just rape the phuck out of it.

:corn: :drinknsin:doobey:

Rogue Rider
10th August 2010, 21:31
What a pole smoker.

Never heard of Pole smoking? is that a new thing....... Saw some non-skinnies doing some aerobic pole dancing a few weeks back for excersize....
Initially I scoffed at it thinking it was ridiculous, then it dawned on me that these ladies all had kids with them, and they were fully doing it hard.
I was quite suprised to see how good they were at it.... good on em for doing some fitness.....

I could put Pole Smoker in there for you Katman if you like, I am all for special needs.......:shit:

Banditbandit
11th August 2010, 08:51
Still don't liek the choices. None of them decribe me .. and all of them can describe me - on different days ..

Rogue Rider
11th August 2010, 19:22
Ok I admit it, I suck at polls, putting the pole to bed now...........:innocent::innocent::innocent::innoc ent::innocent::innocent:

bogan
11th August 2010, 19:36
still no multiple choices! generally laid back though so I ticked that one, If i do feel the urge to twist the throttle a bit more I aim for smoothness rather than speed.

Rogue Rider
11th August 2010, 19:59
I guess if I was to give an honest take on my riding style, I would say I am a Pace Rider. I pick a pace and hold it, usually fairly fast in corners and moderate on straights.
I do tend to avoid long boring roads, I much prefer the twisties and tight turns. Roads like Waipoua Forest, Kaitaia Hills (whatever they called), Hast Pass, and Takaka Hill are my favs.
I can go fast, but the novelty wears off with kids and family. Would much rather ride in challenging places over speed excesses. Besides, too many obstacles on the roads to avoid.
I need an upright riding position, due to motor cross carnage past to my back. Speed Triple K7 has been my most fav sports bike to date. I like my Harleys, and cruisers, but need a zapper as well.:scooter::scooter::scooter::scooter:

_Shrek_
11th August 2010, 20:53
Mrs S wants to know where the one is "I FALL OFF"

neels
11th August 2010, 20:59
Mrs S wants to know where the one is "I FALL OFF"
:laugh:

She hasn't been breaking more expensive aluminium appendages has she?

_Shrek_
11th August 2010, 21:24
:laugh:

She hasn't been breaking more expensive aluminium appendages has she?

:laugh: :dodge: :whistle:

EJK
11th August 2010, 21:31
This poll is like a kid in a big candy shop and the mum telling the kid "You can only pick one"

Love my Bonnie
11th August 2010, 22:13
too fucken fast for the po.

Got another bloody speeding ticket yesterday.

FUCK.

Rogue Rider
12th August 2010, 18:10
too fucken fast for the po.

Got another bloody speeding ticket yesterday.

FUCK.

Thats one thing that really ruins your day. I don't actually mind the ticket side of it, $$ wise its not to painful.
But they should knock down or off the demerits as they suck hard. 20 demerits for goin 111km per hr in 100 zone, that sucks.

Banditbandit
13th August 2010, 12:51
too fucken fast for the po.

Got another bloody speeding ticket yesterday.

FUCK.

My sympathies - How many points now ?

(I'm still walking ...)

slofox
13th August 2010, 13:04
Where's the "doddering old fool" option?

avgas
13th August 2010, 13:41
I ride how most real men have sex.
Awkwardly, often with leakage, no control, no real grip, often messy, often wet, usually involves some form of pain.......with whatever bitch you can find (referring to the bike ladies:shifty:).

Genie
13th August 2010, 13:46
too fucken fast for the po.

Got another bloody speeding ticket yesterday.

FUCK.

Naughty girl. But sometimes it's just so hard to be good.....I know.

Commiserations on the ticket...and the points.

A spanking would be far nicer - and probably less painful!

admenk
13th August 2010, 14:04
A spanking would be far nicer - and probably less painful!

Where do I apply to do that job and what qualifications do I need ?

Love my Bonnie
13th August 2010, 14:51
My sympathies - How many points now ?

(I'm still walking ...)

I am not sure, trying to work out when my tickets were.
This is the 3rd this year.
Fuck, I just dont seem to learn!!

Love my Bonnie
13th August 2010, 14:53
Where do I apply to do that job and what qualifications do I need ?

Its a hands on job, you can learn as you go!!

Banditbandit
13th August 2010, 15:10
I am not sure, trying to work out when my tickets were.
This is the 3rd this year.
Fuck, I just dont seem to learn!!

Hold your beath ...

From :http://www.police.govt.nz/service/road/infringements_faq.html

1-10 km/h 10 demerit points

11-20 km/h 20 demerit points

21-30 km/h 35 demerit points

31-35 km/h 40 demerit points

36 km/h and above 50 demerit points

I was sitting on 100, then one dropped off and it was back to 75 .. but I got snapped at 136 klicks ... it's gone for three months ... get it back Sept 2.

admenk
13th August 2010, 15:16
Its a hands on job, you can learn as you go!!

Thanks, I'm off for a lie down...

one fast tl1ooo
13th August 2010, 15:56
Ride it like you stole it :lol: