Questions you've never had an answer to.

[Katman]

What the fuck was that waxy type toilet paper that you used to find in camping grounds all about?

[Virago]

Not very absorbant, granted - but no dreaded "finger through"...:blink:

[jellywrestler]

Why do the Flintstones have Xmas parties; yet they were born 2000 BC??

[Taz]

Why is Katman trying to save me from myself? :)

[Virago]

Why is belly-button fluff always blue?

[JimO]

why does my finger smell like poo

[Headbanger]

Why is belly-button fluff always blue?

Mine always black.

No doubt due to my habit of wearing black t-shirts.

and it smells like toes.

[onearmedbandit]

If the universe is constantly expanding, what is beyond the universe?

What makes *me* me?

[tri boy]

How does ones anus know the difference between a fart and a turd.
ie, you can sneak a fart out without risking a shovel full filling ya muckers, usually:mellow:

[Maha]

I never knew the word 'Waxy' was a real word till it got used against me in a game of scrabble.
I had to check it out at a book store the very next morning...:shifty:

Then, I started seeing it everywhere, you can even get Waxy potatoes FFS.

[Coldrider]

Why can't chocolate marshmellow fish swim?

[Madness]

Why is it I never find any pot inside a pot hole?. Am I just too slow?.

[Laava]

Why isn't phonetic?

[Maha]

Why cant a Rhodes Scholar fix those bloody tar snakes things?

[Blackshear]

Why is it that when I mini-puke in my mouth, I feel the need to tell someone?

[kiwifruit]

My oh my do you wanna say goodbye? To have their Kingdom, baby, tell me why?

[jeffs]

Which came first the chicken or the man having sex with it ?

[Gremlin]

why am I on this earth? I wanted the other one.

[FJRider]

Why do the red one's always go faster ... ???? :yes: :blink:

[Suntoucher]

What IS with aeroplane food, amiright?

[crazyhorse]

Why does the moon always look so much bigger when it is a full moon and when it just starts to rise up

[rustic101]

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

[jellywrestler]

Which came first the chicken or the man having sex with it ?
depends who was the most aroused

[Maha]

Does the Albatros really have a devil put aside for me?

(queen)

[george formby]

IZAL! Why doe's it have such a distinct smell?

[BoristheBiter]

Who picked that is magnetic north and not south?

If someone farts in their spacesuit how can others enjoy it?

[one fast tl1ooo]

does outta space stop.. if so whats on the other side.. :stoogie::scratch::doobey::doobey:

[ynot slow]

Why do 24hr shops have locks on them.

"I will not come in your mouth"never works.

[FJRider]

Who decided the white lines on the road should be WHITE ... :shifty:

[Edbear]

Why am I so handsome and intelligent...? :sunny:





(Re-read thread title...:innocent:)

[MSTRS]

People point at their wrist when they want the time. Why don't they point at their arse when they want the location of a toilet?

[SMOKEU]

Why does morning wood happen?

[FJRider]

Why does morning wood happen?

only to dreamers .... apparently ..... :yes:

[allycatz]

Where do lost socks go?

Whatever possessed me to have 8 kids FFS!

[rustic101]

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

[slofox]

What the FUCK??

[FJRider]

Why do you find things you're looking for .... always in the last place you look ... :innocent:

[Drunken Monkey]

Why do you find things you're looking for .... always in the last place you look ... :innocent:

Because only an idiot would keep looking once they found what they were looking for?

[Ronin]

If Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog... What the hell is Goofy?

[onearmedbandit]

If Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog... What the hell is Goofy?

I think they are both dogs. The bigger question is, if they both are dogs (as I've been told), why does Goofy wear clothes, stand on two feet and talk, and Pluto acts like a normal dog?

[rustic101]

if they both are dogs (as I've been told), why does Goofy wear clothes, stand on two feet and talk, and Pluto acts like a normal dog?

Pluto is unusual for a Disney character in that he is not anthropomorphized beyond showing an unusually broad range of facial expressions or use of his front paws at key points; he is actually represented as a normal dog (unlike Goofy who is an anthropomorphic dog)

P.S Pluto is based off a bloodhound..

[ajturbo]

why..oh WHY am i always abducted by UGLY aliens???

[Swoop]

What the fuck was that waxy type toilet paper that you used to find in camping grounds all about?
Sounds like the stuff the Royal Air Force had. Bloody terrible stuff and got nicknamed "tracing paper".

[Ronin]

why..oh WHY am i always abducted by UGLY aliens???

More to the the point... Why do you not complain about the anal probe?

[FJRider]

Why am I so handsome and intelligent...? :sunny:


It's always good to see a man, who believes everything his wife tells him ... :innocent:

[avgas]

Voting
Why do I have vote between 2 morons? Couldn't my vote count towards not having someone take a seat in Government. I would prefer the 50 cent/year tax cut. Some kind of anti-vote?

Call center
How come you can ring me at home while the news is on, but I cant have your number and ring you back when you get home from your work?

Excess packaging
Can I have an option when I buy something to not have the excess packaging? Twice now I have bought new scissors - only to find I required a pair of scissors to get them OUT of the packaging.

Management bonus
How about management only get a bonus based on how well their staff perform?

Flying liquids
How come after 9/11 I can't take liquids on a plane.......when all the hiijackings were done with knives?

[avgas]

It's always good to see a man, who believes everything his wife tells him ... :innocent:
I was thinking more his mum

[MSTRS]

Why is it called a 'blow' job...

[martybabe]

if the escape velocity to leave Earth is approx 34 times the speed of sound or 11.2 kilometres a second, how comes I can jump higher than my dog :blink:

[Virago]

if the escape velocity to leave Earth is approx 34 times the speed of sound or 11.2 kilometres a second, how comes I can jump higher than my dog :blink:

Egg sandwich.

[spookytooth]

If nothing sticks to teflon how the hell does telflon stic to frying pans

[jellywrestler]

how does a shelf salesman stop his shop looking empty?

[avgas]

How did you get here so quick?

[martybabe]

Egg sandwich.

:laugh:Egg sandwich, Of course, why could I not see it, simple as really:rofl:

[Gremlin]

Why am I so handsome and intelligent...? :sunny:
Jeez, thats an easy one. You're deluded. :weird:


Why is it called a 'blow' job...
You mean you've never had her try blowing on it? :shifty:

[Insanity_rules]

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

[Edbear]

Jeez, thats an easy one. You're deluded. :weird:
:

Oh, thanks for that. I guess I have an answer after all... :blink:

What a cool delusion to have, though! :yes:

[Edbear]

I was thinking more his mum

You're right, the Missus laughs in that way only wives can when you mention it... :mellow:

[ajturbo]

More to the the point... Why do you not complain about the anal probe?

2 things...

1. so it IS you abducts me
2. you grease it up just so well... from self experience i take it?

[scissorhands]

When will they come and take me away

[avgas]

You mean you've never had her try blowing on it? :shifty:
Only when I farted

[Maha]

Its Gixer aint it....said with a J ? but then, some J's are pronounced Y so it could be a YXER?

[Edbear]

Its Gixer aint it....said with a J ? but then, some J's are pronounced Y so it could be a YXER?

I thought it was Gixxer, with 2 X's, but XX is female isn't it?

[Maha]

I thought it was Gixxer, with 2 X's, but XX is female isn't it?

Yeah see na, one X, look on the side of the bike....:shifty:

[Edbear]

Yeah see na, one X, look on the side of the bike....:shifty:

Ah, so shouldn't it be a Gsixer, then...? :yes:

[davebullet]

What the fuck was that waxy type toilet paper that you used to find in camping grounds all about?

Used toilet paper?

[Woodman]

Why don't men refer to their mates as their "boyfriends"

[onearmedbandit]

Why don't men refer to their mates as their "boyfriends"

Because it's gay dude.

<img src="http://www.queerstock.com/artwork/qs0atkinc00068c_wc.jpg"/>

[MSTRS]

You mean you've never had her try blowing on it? :shifty:

I tell her...if it's deflated, there's a better way of pumping it up.:innocent:

[marie_speeds]

Who picked that is magnetic north and not south?



Magnetic lines of flux travel out of a magnetic north pole and into a magnetic south pole. Modern compassess are designed to follow the direction of the lines of flux. It therefore stands to reason that they are in actual fact pointing towards a south pole. So in answer to your question what is known as "the magnetic north" on earth is in actual fact the magnetic south pole of the planet.

[slofox]

Yeah see na, one X, look on the side of the bike....:shifty:

Yeah but there's TWO sides on the bike innit?


Ah, so shouldn't it be a Gsixer, then...? :yes:

Only if it's a 600...

[slofox]

Magnetic lines of flux travel out of a magnetic north pole and into a magnetic south pole. Modern compassess are designed to follow the direction of the lines of flux. It therefore stands to reason that they are in actual fact pointing towards a south pole. So in answer to your question what is known as "the magnetic north" on earth is in actual fact the magnetic south pole of the planet.

Which means we are upside down...no wonder I get dizzy sometimes...

[avgas]

Magnetic lines of flux travel out of a magnetic north pole and into a magnetic south pole. Modern compassess are designed to follow the direction of the lines of flux. It therefore stands to reason that they are in actual fact pointing towards a south pole. So in answer to your question what is known as "the magnetic north" on earth is in actual fact the magnetic south pole of the planet.
Yesssanno
Correct on the whole north to south thing. However magenetic north is still magnetic north - just the perception changes.
The same idea of misleading ideas can be pointed towards the power socket. The neutral often is not very neutral at all, and has the same "omphf" as the phase/active connection.

The magnetic north is actually different from the real north. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_declination

[Maha]

Yeah but there's TWO sides on the bike innit?


This is true but, there are two XX's on the side of each Honda Blackbird making it twice as good surely?

[slofox]

Magnetic lines of flux travel out of a magnetic north pole and into a magnetic south pole. Modern compassess are designed to follow the direction of the lines of flux. It therefore stands to reason that they are in actual fact pointing towards a south pole. So in answer to your question what is known as "the magnetic north" on earth is in actual fact the magnetic south pole of the planet.


This is true but, there are two XX's on the side of each Honda Blackbird making it twice as good surely?

yeahbitnah...X means ya gottit WRONG, dunnit? So ashilly HARF as good...

[marie_speeds]

Yesssanno
Correct on the whole north to south thing. However magenetic north is still magnetic north - just the perception changes.
The same idea of misleading ideas can be pointed towards the power socket. The neutral often is not very neutral at all, and has the same "omphf" as the phase/active connection.

The magnetic north is actually different from the real north. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_declination

Take one bar magnetic that clearly has marked on it north and south and then put a compass next to it. Compass will point towards south pole of magnet. It is designed to follow magnetic lines of flux. But it's markings will tell you it is pointing "north".
The neutral is tied to earth at the star point of the berm transformer and at every installation on the multiple earth neutral system. It is there to carry the out of balance current in a star connected system. It does not have potential with respect to earth. The oomph that you suggest comes from disconnection of a neutral that is carrying return load current and in cases of main neutral into a house the oomph is from the backfeed of the street.

[slofox]

Take one bar magnetic that clearly has marked on it north and south and then put a compass next to it. Compass will point towards south pole of magnet. It is designed to follow magnetic lines of flux. But it's markings will tell you it is pointing "north".
The neutral is tied to earth at the star point of the berm transformer and at every installation on the multiple earth neutral system. It is there to carry the out of balance current in a star connected system. It does not have potential with respect to earth. The oomph that you suggest comes from disconnection of a neutral that is carrying return load current and in cases of main neutral into a house the oomph is from the backfeed of the street.


clear as mud...:blink:

EDIT: Well the magnet bit I know. But the rest is a little convoluted for me...

[marie_speeds]

Why don't men put the seat back down after they've been for a slash? :blink:

[marie_speeds]

clear as mud...:blink:

EDIT: Well the magnet bit I know. But the rest is a little convoluted for me...

LOL physics was one of my favourite subjects :yes:

[BoristheBiter]

LOL physics was one of my favourite subjects :yes:

Then you would know it is + and - on a magnet and only called magnetic north because it is in the northern hemishpere when deaing with navagation. so in fact it should be magnetic Canada.

And that was my question why is north up and not down

[vindy500]

Why don't men put the seat back down after they've been for a slash? :blink:

why dont women put it back up after they use it?

[marie_speeds]

why dont women put it back up after they use it?

Ah the eternal debate that rages in many households lol

[marie_speeds]

Then you would know it is + and - on a magnet and only called magnetic north because it is in the northern hemishpere when deaing with navagation. so in fact it should be magnetic Canada.

And that was my question why is north up and not down

But just maybe it is down and the whole universe is upside down and all human theories on it are completely screwed up.

[Edbear]

But just maybe it is down and the whole universe is upside down and all human theories on it are completely screwed up.

May I suggest that "up" and "down" are terms applicable to the Earth's environment and are arbitrary in space? The terms "North" and "South" are also arbitrarily applied and not relevant to space and the position of the solar system, the galaxy and the Universe.

[slofox]

But just maybe it is down and the whole universe is upside down and all human theories on it are completely screwed up.

Actually, it all comes from European arrogance. Obviously, as the "master race" (empire builders etc) they were "on top" weren't they? So "their" pole had to be the top one...even thought they are actually standing upside down...

[BoristheBiter]

Actually, it all comes from European arrogance. Obviously, as the "master race" (empire builders etc) they were "on top" weren't they? So "their" pole had to be the top one...even thought they are actually standing upside down...

can't see anything wrong with that.

[BoristheBiter]

Ah the eternal debate that rages in many households lol

just remove it, the seat not the toilet, and remove all problems.

[MSTRS]

And that was my question why is north up and not down

Because all the print on the map would be upside down?

[BoristheBiter]

May I suggest that "up" and "down" are terms applicable to the Earth's environment and are arbitrary in space? The terms "North" and "South" are also arbitrarily applied and not relevant to space and the position of the solar system, the galaxy and the Universe.

I think there are too many facts for this philosophical debate.
At least for KB anyway.

[BoristheBiter]

Because all the print on the map would be upside down?

maybe we have just been reading it wrong for years.

http://cultivatedpages.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/upside-down-world-map2.gif

[marie_speeds]

just remove it, the seat not the toilet, and remove all problems.

EWWWW cold porcelain possibly wet if the boys have missed the mark :sick:

I don't think so!

[Coldrider]

Then you would know it is + and - on a magnet and only called magnetic north because it is in the northern hemishpere when deaing with navagation. so in fact it should be magnetic Canada.

And that was my question why is north up and not downWhy was the planets magnetic polar reversal 740,000 years ago, when the sun does it every 11 years?

[gatch]

What is the difference between a duck ?

Where is the last place you had them ?

What are you thinking ?

And the best question of all.. How many more times ?

[marie_speeds]

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

[Banditbandit]

Pluto is unusual for a Disney character in that he is not anthropomorphized beyond showing an unusually broad range of facial expressions or use of his front paws at key points; he is actually represented as a normal dog (unlike Goofy who is an anthropomorphic dog)

P.S Pluto is based off a bloodhound..

Why do some people insist on answering rhetorical questions ?

[BoristheBiter]

Why do some people insist on answering rhetorical questions ?

Maybe they feel..............oh right thats one of them there now isn't it? or is that one there.
O fuck this is done my head in it all this thinking lark, i think i need a wee nap.

[Banditbandit]

Maybe they feel..............oh right thats one of them there now isn't it? or is that one there.
O fuck this is done my head in it all this thinking lark, i think i need a wee nap.

There there .. have a nap and you'll feel much better.

[SMOKEU]

Military police: I've seen those buzzy cunts driving around wearing their patches in their marked patrol cars, but what do they actually do? Do they have any extra legal powers over an ordinary citizen?

[Pixie]

why..oh WHY am i always abducted by UGLY aliens???
Why do a race that has the technology and resources to travel vast interstellar distances, use these resources to travel to a nondescript galactic backwater and look in the arses of some stupid hicks?


Oh,and who was Casper the friendly Ghost before he died?

[dipshit]

Are dolphins just gay sharks...???

[Swoop]

Why don't churches/religions pay taxes on their income?

[mashman]

Why do MP's get "perks" for life, after shafting the country and countrymen of their birthplace and in effect committing treason towards the people?

[R-Soul]

Who polices the police?

[avgas]

What the fuck am I doing here?

[nudemetalz]

When you get home from work, how do you know that your wife and family really is your wife and family and not some clones?

(thinking from watching "This is not my life" last night..)

[Edbear]

When you get home from work, how do you know that your wife and family really is your wife and family and not some clones?

(thinking from watching "This is not my life" last night..)

If you open the door to your wife standing there in sexy lingerie, dinner is ready with wine and the kids are at the in-laws for the night, you know you're in a false life...?

[avgas]

When you get home from work, how do you know that your wife and family really is your wife and family and not some clones?
(thinking from watching "This is not my life" last night..)
How do you know your not a clone?

[avgas]

If you open the door to your wife standing there in sexy lingerie, dinner is ready with wine and the kids are at the in-laws for the night, you know you're in a false life...?
Not true.
In 1987 the stock market crashed
the All blacks won the world cup
and somewhere some guy got lucky with his wife.

[nudemetalz]

How do you know your not a clone?

I know I am.
Each time I get re-cloned I end up with a bigger pen1s....

[Headbanger]

Why does any road lead to Levin?

And why do they make you do 50k though Foxton?, fuck me, they should raise the speed limit to 150km/h so you can get the fuck out as soon as possible.

Why the hell can't my wife cook my steak how I like it?, Shes had years in the kitchen to get that shit sorted.

Why do Killer bands have to make shit albums for all the fuckwits to notice them?

And why do all the fuckwits then hold up that piece of shit album as that formally killer bands greatest work.

Fuck me, People suck.

Especially the fat ones, the ones who wear glasses, People from Levin, People from Foxton, and those fuckin Honda riders.

[myvice]

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

[Genie]

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

What drugs are you on?

[myvice]

Nightshift plays with your head...

[Swoop]

And why do they make you do 50k though Foxton?, fuck me, they should raise the speed limit to 150km/h so you can get the fuck out as soon as possible.

Two good things have come out of Foxton though...


The road north, and
The road south!:shifty:

[MIXONE]

Where do the lights go when the lights go out?

Lonnie Mack.

[avgas]

Where are my pants?

[scissorhands]

Why does democracy always have two main parties and not three or more?

[marie_speeds]

Nightshift plays with your head...


Where are my pants?

Look under his bed....

[Banditbandit]

Look under his bed....

Games games games .. go play in someone else's sandpit ...

[Smifffy]

Are we there yet?

[Scuba_Steve]

Why does democracy always have two main parties and not three or more?

Because Democracy in this form is just a word to make you think you have some sort of a say

[Cayman911]

why do they call H-town the tron?

[R-Soul]

Why precaution? Surely caution is good enough?

Otherwise why not pre-precaution?

[Scuba_Steve]

Where is my mind???

[avgas]

why do they call H-town the tron?
Where the fuck is H-town?

[avgas]

Look under his bed....
Are you sure your not wearing them?

[avgas]

Why does democracy always have two main parties and not three or more?
Ask the Demos (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/demos) apparently they decide that

[Insanity_rules]

How do you know your not a clone?

How do w know your not a clone............................AAArrrrrgghhh run!

[BoristheBiter]

If you open the door to your wife standing there in sexy lingerie, dinner is ready with wine and the kids are at the in-laws for the night, you know you're in a false life...?

Yes, But would you care?

[Edbear]

Yes, But would you care?

Ummm, let me think about that for a minute... Ah, NO!!!!:love:

[avgas]

How do w know your not a clone............................AAArrrrrgghhh run!
I don't look like this guy
216885

[Genie]

Can I have an icecream?

[PrincessBandit]

How do w know your not a clone............................AAArrrrrgghhh run!

By looking at the dots on the inside of your lower eyelid. The number of dots tells you how many times you've been cloned.

Why does a lobotomy sound like it should be something to do with your bum?

[Banditbandit]

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything ?

[Genie]

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything ?

44 or was that 42??

[ajturbo]

why is it that i need to go to the toilet.. JUST before i have to go out....??

[avgas]

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything ?
No..............

[slofox]

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything ?

Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy reckoned it was 36 - or something...anyone remember?

[rustyrobot]

The answer was 42... but they forgot the question.

[BoristheBiter]

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything ?

Your going to put that where??:eek5:

[R-Soul]

why do they call H-town the tron?

yes why do they?

[BoristheBiter]

yes why do they?

because shit hole doesnt sound very nice

[rustyrobot]

yes why do they?

Hamiltron... City of the future.

I believe this is possibly the quintessence of ironic nomenclature (best sarcastic name). Especially as the headline of last weekends Waikato Times called Hamilton City a 'dead duck'.

[Genie]

Why do nipples go stiff?

[rustyrobot]

Why do nipples go stiff?

Why do men even HAVE nipples?!

[BoristheBiter]

Why do nipples go stiff?

so we men know we are doing it right.

[Genie]

so we men know we are doing it right.

But why when it's cold...which begs the next question...how come a man's (ahem) penis shrinks so much in the cold?

[Insanity_rules]

Can I have an icecream?

Yes..... I think we should all have ice cream


Why does a lobotomy sound like it should be something to do with your bum?

That ones easy, cause it has the word Bottom in it....... Hee hee hee I just said bottom!


But why when it's cold...which begs the next question...how come a man's (ahem) penis shrinks so much in the cold?

I get mine cold on purpose so I can fit it in my leathers.


Why do men even HAVE nipples?!

Two words "Tittie Twister". Why let Women have all the fun.

[Scuba_Steve]

Why are police "allowed" to break the law?

[reggie1198]

Why does morning wood happen?

Morning wood is usually the bodies way of stopping yourself from pissing the bed while sleeping - men cannot piss with a full on robot chubby (it is possible with a semi),

Usually when the morning wood goes away there is a desire to take a piss.

.
.
.
or so I've heard

[reggie1198]

Why don't men put the seat back down after they've been for a slash? :blink:

Why don't Women leave it up?

[reggie1198]

Why do nipples go stiff?


Arrousal, try it (before and after pics required).....for verification purposes only of course

[reggie1198]

Why don't Women leave it up?


Sorry, late in with this one

[Hinny]

[QUOTE=Banditbandit;1129843055]What is the answer to life, the universe and everything /QUOTE]

No it isn't.

[marie_speeds]

[QUOTE=Banditbandit;1129843055]What is the answer to life, the universe and everything /QUOTE]

No it isn't.

Because....

[Hinny]

[QUOTE=Hinny;1129843497]

Because....
Logical Positivism clealry indicates that it is not.
As has been previously alluded to, the Earth computer worked for 10,000 years to arrive at the answer of 42. However because of the mistaken input of the question by Arthur Dent this result was incorrect.
Later an even more powerful computer proved this to be wrong and arrived at the same answer John Lennon did : 'Number 9'.
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[marie_speeds]

:scratch: I thought because was the answer to everything.....my mistake

[Banditbandit]

No..............


Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy reckoned it was 36 - or something...anyone remember?




Because....



The answer was 42... but they forgot the question.


Your going to put that where??:eek5:


Why do some people insist on answering rhetorical questions ?

Why can't some people read ?

[BoristheBiter]

:scratch: I thought because was the answer to everything.....my mistake

Why?? What did you get wrong??

[ajturbo]

Why...


WHY?????????????

[ajturbo]

how do you get ya knee down....

why do i struggle with it???

i have done it about 5 times on the bucket...
why can i NOT do it on the Buells??? or the turbo even???

[Hinny]

:scratch: I thought because was the answer to everything.....my mistake
I thought you were requesting a reason for the my rejection of the assertion: 'what' is the answer to Life, The Universe etc.

[Hinny]

:scratch: I thought because was the answer to everything...

Why is that?
It is a question I have never had an answer to.

[Woodman]

Are you happy with your existence ?

[marie_speeds]

I thought you were requesting a reason for the my rejection of the assertion: 'what' is the answer to Life, The Universe etc.

Precisely 'what' is not the answer. The answer is 'because'. :yes:

[Genie]

Mum.....why do people kiss on the lips?:blink:

[Katman]

Why is it that the most inane threads seem to go on the longest?

[Banditbandit]

Why is it that the most inane threads seem to go on the longest?

'casue inane people like you and me (and them) keep putting up pointless comments and adding to it ..

[BoristheBiter]

'casue inane people like you and me (and them) keep putting up pointless comments and adding to it ..

I think you have missed a "S" out of sentence

[Banditbandit]

I think you have missed a "S" out of sentence

Oh I lost marks for spelling ... please tell me where ('scept for the typo in the first "cause")

[myvice]

Why wont the English language evolve?

[BoristheBiter]

Oh I lost marks for spelling ... please tell me where ('scept for the typo in the first "cause")

I was just being funny (failing badly). Put a "S" into inane and it becomes insane so it becomes
'casue insane people like you and me (and them) keep putting up pointless comments and adding to it ..


And i never even saw that first typo until you pointed it out.

[Bikemad]

why do they get you to do an eye chart test when you go to the Hospital cause you have something in your eye..............:blink:

[Genie]

Why wont the English language evolve?

It is....texting is changing it!

[Edbear]

It is....texting is changing it!

I challenge anyone to read an English passage from before the 17th Cent...:yes:

[Hinny]

Can you cry underwater?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Why do you have to 'put your two cents in' ... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? And usually chosen by somebody else.


Why does a round pizza comes in a square box?

[Smifffy]

What the fuck?

[fliplid]

I challenge anyone to read an English passage from before the 17th Cent...:yes:

And the problem there is?

[Edbear]

And the problem there is?

Just showing the English language is changing all the tme

[Hinny]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

[fliplid]

Just showing the English language is changing all the tme
Had to do Middle English at school to study Chaucer... (kind of got interested in Old English as well).

[LBD]

Why do I spend 8 hours trying to get to sleep only to fall into a deep slumber the moment the alarm is silenced in the morning?

[2wheeldrifter]

Why did god put hair around my asshole?

[Genie]

Why are some people just complete and utter wankstains?

[sidecar bob]

Why do we refer to some bike forks as upside down? Who decided which was the right way up to start with?

[scissorhands]

Is there life on Mars?

[gijoe1313]

What is the difference between a duck ?



The difference between a duck and a duck, is that one of it's legs are both the same. On that matter, why does Donald Duck wear a shirt, but no pants, and Mickey used to wear pants, but no shirt?

[KiWiP]

When in a (doomed) relationship does that goddess of delight and loveliness turn into the she cat from hell?

[nutjob]

Why did god put hair around my asshole?

So Masport can stay in business :niceone:

[FJRider]

When in a (doomed) relationship does that goddess of delight and loveliness turn into the she cat from hell?

Right after the words ... I do ...

[FJRider]

Why are some people just complete and utter wankstains?

Depends .... some are natural's ... :yes:

SOME need practice .... :shifty:

[The Stranger]

Why is there a "what's new?" button on KB?

[Hinny]

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

[Spazman727]

How many penguins does it take to build a lighthouse?

Why does an alarm go off when it turns on?

When you're at the beach, why do you go in to get out of the water?

[ajturbo]

why do people wear Hi-vis jackets on motorbikes....

then put a black bag over top????:blink:

[Hinny]

Who is this?


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