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schrodingers cat
18th August 2010, 19:36
What will i take for Tiger to return to form?

Ever since 'the most shocking revel yet' all the stress and drama has affected his game.

I think he's barking up the wrong tree with all this 'poor me, I've been a bad boy' shit.
He needs to shave his head, get some peircings and tattoo's and rock up at the next tournement in a tastless stretched Hummer and decamp with a whole bevy of gangsta's and hoes and PLAY SOME DAMN GOLF.

Tell the media to go f*** themselves. Who is the star here anyway?

Go Tiger !- take the Dennis Rodman approach! As soon as you're back in the saddle and shagging a multitude of women it will be business as usual. Get your mojo back!

Oakie
18th August 2010, 19:40
He'll be back in the saddle (eh hem) for next year's majors. It's his head that's the problem, not his hame. And like they say, "form comes and goes, class is permanent"