I've learned that...

[Bren]

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Ive learned that....Life is like a roll of toiletpaper
The closer that it gets to the end the faster it goes

[marie_speeds]

I've learnt that virginity is like a balloon...
One prick and it's gone

[Love my Bonnie]

I've learned (the hard way) that men cant be trusted!

[nudemetalz]

I've learnt that......

If the sex is better than ever,..she'll get pregnant !!

[SMOKEU]

I've learned (the hard way) that men cant be trusted!

I've learned the hard way, many times over that women can't be trusted!

[Bren]

I've learned (the hard way) that women cant be trusted!

Fixed it for you!!! lol

[Bren]

I've learnt that......

If the sex is better than ever,..she'll get pregnant !!

Shit...how many kids do I have that I dont know about?

[Love my Bonnie]

Fixed it for you!!! lol

How, did you kill someone for me?

[marie_speeds]

How, did you kill someone for me?

HAHAHAHAHA :2thumbsup

[Dadpole]

I've learned (the hard way) that women can't be crushed!

[Bren]

How, did you kill someone for me?

me, wouldnt hurt a fly!

but my hitman...now that is another story!

[marie_speeds]

I have learnt that given a choice between two evils....

I always pick the one I haven't tried

[Love my Bonnie]

me, wouldnt hurt a fly!

but my hitman...now that is another story!

Send your hit man to

Mark (I cant ride for shit) the Bonniville stealer & crasher
405 Leigh Road
Whangateau

Cheers

[Scuba_Steve]

I've learned that... Suicide Kills!

[Bren]

I've learned that... Suicide Kills!

only sometimes...

[c4.]

I've learnt that it is better to live the life that excites and inspires you, than to live the life you THINK others expect you should.
Live
Love
Life.
:-)

[aprilia_RS250]

I've learned that life is about money, bitches and motorbikes.

[Edbear]

I've learned that life is about money, bitches and motorbikes.

You left out women and food... :innocent:

[cowboyz]

I've learned-
that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be
angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

[marie_speeds]

I've learnt that some people post I've learned

[cowboyz]

I've learned-
that you should make sure you really know what you think you "know":


I've learned-
that "It's what you learn after you know it all that counts."


I've learned-
that you can keep going long after you can't.


I've learned-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.


I've learned-
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned-
that my life was half over before I realised it was a D-I-Y project.


and most of all, I have learned that with all I have learned I dont know very much....

[candor]

4 out of 30 cars will assist you in a breakdown at rush hour, rather than rush home for their tea and female cops are the best - strong enough to push car uphill :shit:.

[marie_speeds]

I've just learnt that my kitchen has smoked up when the smoke detector went off cause I was busy reading crap on R&R. Very sad looking steaks now. OOPs :innocent: Takeout tonight hahahahaha

[Usarka]

I've learnt that the drugs do work. And the answer is that it is in fact my hand.

[Genie]

I've learnt that I'm still learning.....teach me more.

[Techno]

I have learned that I have learnt by learning!

Now say that ten times really fast, after drinking a few shots!! :yes:

[Bren]

I've learned today...

...That 28PSI on the back tyre makes my arse wobble around too much!

[ynot slow]

I've learned today....

I still miss my ex........but aim is getting better.

[Edbear]

I've learnt that every negative has a positive and out of the bad comes good...

[Genie]

I've learnt that every negative has a positive and out of the bad comes good...

I've learnt that out of every 'bad'.....there is always so much more 'good', as Stuart Little discovered, every cloud has a silver lining.

One doors slams shut and there are 50 more just waiting to be opened.

[Paul in NZ]

I've learnt that life is like a shit sandwich....

The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat....

[Genie]

I've learnt that life is like a shit sandwich....

The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat....

You do know that bread is not that good for you...forget the sandwich go have some fruit :msn-wink:

[Pussy]

I have learned that the description "average" isn't that flattering.
"Average" lies right in the middle of the worst of the best, and the cream of the crap

[Paul in NZ]

You do know that bread is not that good for you...forget the sandwich go have some fruit :msn-wink:

Tell me about it - Type 1 diabetic gluten and intolerant so pretty well I've learlt that anything I can eat tastes like shit ;-)

[Korumba]

I've learnt that if it Flies, Floats or Fucks your better of renting it!