Poem

[tamarillo]

Continue this poem.
Same simple four line form: 2nd and last lines rhyme.
Keep it SIMPLE – no eloquence needed.
COPY poem each time to keep it complete.


Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head

[rustyrobot]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head

Kids watching TV
Wife on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone' (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/102234-The-zone!?highlight=zone)

[Katman]

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

[Gone Burger]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Wife on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

[Lucyloo]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Wife on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

[aprilia_RS250]

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long
:scooter:

[slofox]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Wife on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like


Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the copper
doesn't catch my ass

[Banditbandit]

Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Wife on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

[rustyrobot]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

[Cayman911]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

[Lucyloo]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

[MSTRS]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

[Blinkwing]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

[Spazman727]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

We need milk
but I don't care
wana ride my bike
that's why it's there

[rustyrobot]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

[Banditbandit]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

[MSTRS]

Poems should rhyme
But I don't care
I've got 2 bikes
With regos on hold

[Bikemad]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

[slofox]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

[nodrog]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

Just as well Ive got padded Knees.

[MSTRS]

One advantage it is said
Has those of the fairer sex
In addition to jubblies
Is no gag reflex

[Katman]

The inaneness of this thread did gave
Excuse to move to rant and rave.

[rustyrobot]

The inaneness of this thread did gave
An excuse to move to rant and rave.

Inaneness? Perhaps inanity
(Turn 'gave' to 'give' for sanity)
Did mean words hurt your vanity?
Wasn't even a profanity!

[KoroJ]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

[shafty]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

[Berries]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

[Bikemad]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go

[rustyrobot]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go

she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground

[tamarillo]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go

she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground

Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee

[Banditbandit]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go

she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground

Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee

It's off to the shop
Trade in the wife
For a new Ninja 14
It's now a much better life

[Banditbandit]

The inaneness of this thread did gave
Excuse to move to rant and rave.

I'm stuck in my slot
Refusing even to grin
At posts in this forum
That pock the piss at me and I can't work out how to make poetry scan - to much gin?

[rustyrobot]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go

she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground

Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee

It's off to the shop
Trade in the wife
For a new Ninja 14
It's now a much better life

The ninja's surely younger
but it must be said
he only talks in japanese
and wears his sword to bed

[tamarillo]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go

she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground

Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee

It's off to the shop
Trade in the wife
For a new Ninja 14
It's now a much better life

The ninja's surely younger
but it must be said
he only talks in japanese
and wears his sword to bed

He don't like movies
won't do sex,
And he don't cook dinner
as good as my ex

[rustyrobot]

Sunday Morning
Tea in bed
Need a ride
Clear my head...

Kids watching TV
Partner on the phone
Heading to the garage
Time to hit 'the zone'

The Zone was great
But like this thread
It won't be long
Before I'm dead.

It's cold outside
and a little gray
looks like this weather
is here to stay

Forget the rain
I'm on my bike
The winding road
Is what I like

I get my knee
nice and low
sparks will fly
all day long

Winding through the corner
Twisting on the gas
Let's hope the coppers
doesn't catch my ass

My knee is low
The corner's tight
The road is wet
HELP (big fright)

heart's hitting redline
bike's on a slide
drifting like its speedway
but I right it just in time

but just as i relax
the bike takes a leap
i flew over a ditch
into eternal sleep

And then I wake
With a mighty scream
But I'm safe in bed
It was all a dream

Twist the throttle
Give it some gas
Don't be a nana
But don't be an ass

Righto, that's it!
I lie to the wife
"Going to the shops"
Ride of my life

Wind in my face
(bugs in my teeth)
I feel like I am flying
despite the rushing ground beneath

Katman's ahead
(Boring old fart)
Give it the ginger
And flip him the finger

cop pulls me over
to give me a ticket
i politely tell him
where he can stick it

Cop gets all shitty
He's real hard to please
Next thing I know
He's taken my KEYS!

No problem but...
and I didn't care
As soon as he left
I got out my spare

I kick it to life
And grab 1st gear
Whoops, here comes the Wife
I'm outta here!

The wifes on the Kawa
At home she knits
Why did I marry her ?
Because of her tits

but now shes old
and her tits swing low
i prefer to ride my bike
and go man go

she may be saggy
but my guts hangs down
and she passes me on her 'zaki
with the front wheel off the ground

Man she’s quick
Quicker than me
She floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee

It's off to the shop
Trade in the wife
For a new Ninja 14
It's now a much better life

The ninja's surely younger
but it must be said
he only talks in japanese
and wears his sword to bed

He don't like movies
won't do sex,
And he don't cook dinner
as good as my ex

kick the ninja to the side
i'm jumping on a busa
gonna set the road on fire
laying down some burning rubber