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slofox
26th August 2010, 12:32
So many times this winter, it has been wet and manky when I have time to ride and once I'm at work, the sun comes out, dries up the roads and laughs in my face 'cause I'm stuck here...just like today. :angry:

Mind you, I couldn't ride right now anyway 'cause I was at the opthalmologist this morning and had pupils dilated so can see eff all...I feel like the dog from "The Tinder Box" - with eyes as big as mill wheels. To make matters worse, as the pupils contract, each eye goes at a different speed. I end up with one huge pupil and one tiny pupil...sorta like this smiley :blink:

D'ya reckon that could be why people run out of the shop when they see me?

george formby
26th August 2010, 12:45
If :blink: just happened today then it may be some other mutation..

Sucks being a self employed biker at times, I'm stuck in the shop too & can't even phone myself to say I'm sick. Wratchet!:angry:

YellowDog
26th August 2010, 12:55
So many times this winter, it has been wet and manky when I have time to ride and once I'm at work, the sun comes out, dries up the roads and laughs in my face 'cause I'm stuck here...just like today. :angry:

Mind you, I couldn't ride right now anyway 'cause I was at the opthalmologist this morning and had pupils dilated so can see eff all...I feel like the dog from "The Tinder Box" - with eyes as big as mill wheels. To make matters worse, as the pupils contract, each eye goes at a different speed. I end up with one huge pupil and one tiny pupil...sorta like this smiley :blink:

D'ya reckon that could be why people run out of the shop when they see me?

I think I can smell gas?

Will call the emergency services to be on the safe side and use my motorcycle for health & safety reasons :yes: