Ideal Job Predictor

[Grizz]

Just cleaning out some crap on my harddrive and came across this.

Don't know if you have seen this before on this site, if so I apologise.

Have some fun, type in your real name or better still your KB'r handle. :niceone:

Pretty accurate for Spankme :whistle:

[justsomeguy]

Name: Ujwal

Your ideal job would be: Top Gun Pilot........


yeah I'm the man...........:Punk: .

[Grizz]

Name: Ujwal

Your ideal job would be: Top Gun Pilot........


yeah I'm the man...........:Punk: .

Haha, nice but just to let you know that if you type in "Justsomeguy" you loose your 1.4 billion dollar F14 aircraft for a broom :rofl:

[Suney]

Vibrator Tester
Seriously what the ****???

[Ms Piggy]

If I put in Cathy and my surname it says : teaching pensioners to drive BUT if I put in Catherine and my surname it says: nice old man!

Ooooooooo but if I just put in Cathy it says: circus freak! Cooooooool!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...ok Catherine = village idiot. That I don't like. :oi-grr:

[justsomeguy]

Haha, nice but just to let you know that if you type in "Justsomeguy" you loose your 1.4 billion dollar F14 aircraft for a broom :rofl:

Yup but I get magical powers and get to do wicked things.... so it evens things out:yes:

[Waylander]

Hehe I put in my name and get...



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And Waylander gets...



Village Idiot...




On second thought, I'll take Jack.:whistle: :yes:

[Ixion]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Put in Ixion. Get Porn Star.

Eat yer heart out all of you, the proggy knows EXACTLY what it's about.

[John]

This program has real insight "john mills" = Emperor of all the world

[Mr Skid]

Mr Skid = Rabbit Slayer

[Waylander]

This program has real insight "john mills" = Emperor of all the world
You might be Emperor but check what Jack comes up as.:devil2:

Even world emperors have to listen to somebody.

[zadok]

Real name: Brain Surgeon
zadok: Mime Artist

[Ixion]

Heh, heh. That thing is really funny. Props to the inventor. I was actually interested enough to hack into the code to see how it did it.

here's the complete list of what you can be :


Prime Minister
Litter Warden
Headteacher
Traffic Warden
Unemployed
Pole Dancer
Gigolo
Stripper
Paleantologist
Chef
Retail Store Manager
Rally Car Driver
Village Idiot
Quiz Show Contestant
Air Steward(ess)
Trained Assassin
Playing for Rangers
Satan
Anything except what you're doing now
Office Gopher
Sewage Worker
Hypnotist
Monkey Impressionist
Soap Actor (ie. River City)
Jungle Explorer
Housekeeper
Topless Model
Professional Shopper
Professional Tramp
Shoplifting
Psycho-Therapist
Lumberjack
Insurance Fraudster
Dodgem Driver
Emperor of all the world
President
Teaching Pensioners to Drive
Suicide Bomber
Lap Dancer
Professional Hippy
Heavyweight Boxer
Stand Up Comedian
Human Shield
Funeral Director
Muppet Impersonator
Office numpty
Brain Surgeon
God
Dog Walker
Playing for Aberdeen
Computer Nerd
Alien investigator
Prostitute
Dentist
The job you have now
Vibrator Tester
Fluffy Bunny Trainer
Sandwich Board Advertising
In a land far, far away
Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them
Porn Star
Church Minister
Nice Old Man
Mime Artist
Reality TV Show star
Street Sweeper
Big Game Hunter
Supermodel
Superhero
Panto Dame
Movie star
Rear End of Panto Cow
Second-Hand Car Salesman
Internet Hacker
Cowboy
Astrologer
Astronaut
Spinster with cats
Top Gun Pilot
Clown
Bearded Lady in the circus
Kids TV Presenter
Evil boss
Nursery Teacher
As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in
Ho
Circus Freak
Pirate
Mad Scientist
Pro Football Player
Goal Scoring Superstar Hero
Nun
Puppeteer
Rabbit Slayer
Porn Star
Garden Gnome
Permanent Temp
Wicked Witch of the West
Animal Therapist
… who are you kidding, you work?

[HDTboy]

my first name brings up Top gun pilot
first and surname is Human sheild
full name is Evil boss
HDTboy is Animal therapist

Edit: Ixion that spoils the fun, it's like telling everyone what's in the chrismas crackers, we all know it's worthless, but the fun is in the surprise

[Waylander]

Real name: Brain Surgeon
zadok: Mime Artist

Name wouldn't happen to be Jacob somthing would it?

[zadok]

Name wouldn't happen to be Jacob somthing would it?
No, Martin (Marty)

[Waylander]

No, Martin (Marty)
Ah ok nevermind then. Think I'm gonna go for a short ride now.

[HDTboy]

you got your bike going again?

[Waylander]

you got your bike going again?
Yea it runs. Still dont have a speedometer or tach but it runs well now.

[HDTboy]

Yea it runs. Still dont have a speedometer or tach but it runs well now.

good shit, I'm putting my fairings back on this weekend :D

[Waylander]

good shit, I'm putting my fairings back on this weekend :D
Sweet.:Punk: Anyway on to that ride.


"Raining again? bah who cares. Cold too? ah fuck it I wanna ride..."

[Sniper]

Sniper= Porn Star (Ok ladies hold back, one at a time)

Stu = Village idiot (Suiting I think)

[v.ros`]

LOL

WTF MONEY IMPRESSIONIST...??

LMFAO

[jazbug5]

First combination: President
Second: Psychotherapist
Third: Porn star.

Decisions, decisions...

[R6_kid]

my first and last name brings up topless model... :weird:
my first name gives 'as the local always in the pub whenever..
my nickname brings up super hero :niceone:
lastname says movie star...
my old nickname (gumby) gives rabbit slayer :ar15:
my ex girlfriend brings up "bearded lady in the circus" :no: :rofl:

i think im gonna stop now :whistle:

[phantom]

real name brings up "hypnotist", KB name brings up "traffic warden " !!!!! :mad:

[Indiana_Jones]

Can someone put in my KB name?
I can't get it to work

Cheers :drinkup:

-Indy

[liferocks]

Can someone put in my KB name?
I can't get it to work

Cheers :drinkup:

-Indy

hehe
Indiana jones makes u a lap dancer

and Indy makes you an astrologer
cheers

[liferocks]

this thing is great
Put in my girlfriend's first name and she's a super model
and her full name makes her God. Scary stuff.

As for myself. I can be "in a land far, far away" or a chef or a porn star, the office numpty.
Great fun

[bugjuice]

full real name: Air Steward (close, cos I'm going for my PPL)
just first name: Church Minister (wtf?)
just last name: Top Gun Pilot (now we're talkin....)
bugjuice: Paleantologist - boooooooring..

interestingly enough (and probably out of fluke), I put in the gfs name who's a nanny, and it comes up 'Nursery Teacher'.. how ironic

lol.. my bros name - says 'The job you have now' which really is ironic, cos he hates it (insurance/claims officer)

[liferocks]

Oh and my KB name just tells me I should be doing anything except what I'm doing. Which is true, theres not much of a future in surfing kiwibiker.
But oh well :ride:

[v.ros`]

well my full name makes me a GOAL SCORING SUPERSTAR HERO !!!

WOOHOOO , now thats the $hit im talkin bout !
:Punk: :Punk:

[thehollowmen]

I got "God"
I'll leave it at that

[Wolf]

zadok: Mime Artist
Sorry, going to have to shoot you, nothing personal.

Don't care if I use a silencer or not, either.

Lord Havelock Vetinari (Terry Prachett's Discworld reference) and I agree on mimes - hang 'em over the scorpion pit next to a sign saying "Learn the words!"

Full name = Animal Therapist, which is better than "Dodgem driver" (first+surname), "Church Minister" Argh! Only if it were a pagan "church", pal! (first name only) and "Street Sweeper" (Wolf)

[Waylander]

...and "Street Sweeper" (Wolf)

Can you think of a better use for a tail?:niceone: :rofl:

[Wolf]

Can you think of a better use for a tail?:niceone: :rofl:
Keeping my nose warm when I'm curled up asleep...

[Waylander]

Keeping my nose warm when I'm curled up asleep...

I actually have a response to that but I wont say it cause it could be taken offensivly even if I meant it as a joke. So you win this round. lol

[Sutage]

Astrologer for first name
Porn star for second name
Circus freak for KB name
Computer nerd for full name

haha

[speights_bud]

KB name: Funeral director
Real name: Alien Investigator :rofl:

[Joni]

Joni = Movie star
Real name = garden gnome

:confused:

[Wolf]

Joni = Movie star
Real name = garden gnome

:confused:
At least we could find a use for one of those professions.

So what are you like at handling a fishing pole?

:devil2:

[Posh Tourer :P]

First name: Nun
Middle name: Anything except what I'm doing now
Last name: Head teacher
Full name: Street sweeper
KB name: Pirate

I guess the perfect job for me would be the head of a nunnery on board a pirate ship. Even the nuns would have to scrub the decks huh.....

And it certainly isnt what I'm doing now....