Things that go bump in the night

[Riff Raff]

Ok another thread following on from the Memories thread, and prompted by Stonechuckers mention of experiencing spirits, who else has had ghostly experiences?

For me it was when I was living in Dover. The house was really spooky at night and I hated being there alone. My bedroom was split into two rooms and I often heard strange noises in the other part - sort of shuffling noises - and the room always got really cold and darker when that happened. One night I was sound asleep and my stereo turned on at 1.30am. I got up and turned it off, and it turned on again at 3.30am. This time I unplugged it. But it turned on again which freaked me out. Then the shuffling noises started and it got freezing cold and really dark. I lay there with my head under the duvet, absolutely petrified. I heard the shuffling right beside the bed and then a really gravelly laugh. And then it was gone and the room warmed up again. Not long after that I moved to New Zealand. I always meant to see if there was any history attached to the house.

[riffer]

Not as uncommon as you might think...

[Paul in NZ]

Yeah.. I had an out of body experience and my body got taken over by the spirit of this fat ugly middle aged guy that rides like a girl (a slow one too) when really I'm a studly mid twenties millionaire movie star with amazing bedside manners and super cool knee down abilities on a bike.. It's really very disturbing...

But seriously... Yes I lived in a haunted house... Our flatmate blew his head off with a shotgun in the lounge and we had some pretty fricking strange goings on after that... Some were very funny and some... less so (this is a true story btw)

However... Spirits seem to be attracted by the smell of burning hemp, grain alcohol and Bob Marley music.. No idea why! Probably an old charter or a council by law or something.

[Jonty]

Yeah.. I had an out of body experience and my body got taken over by the spirit of this fat ugly middle aged guy that rides like a girl (a slow one too) when really I'm a studly mid twenties millionaire movie star with amazing bedside manners and super cool knee down abilities on a bike.. It's really very disturbing...

But seriously... Yes I lived in a haunted house... Our flatmate blew his head off with a shotgun in the lounge and we had some pretty fricking strange goings on after that... Some were very funny and some... less so (this is a true story btw)

However... Spirits seem to be attracted by the smell of burning hemp, grain alcohol and Bob Marley music.. No idea why! Probably an old charter or a council by law or something.

OMG! that is horrible :no:

[dveus]

Our house has a spirirt/ghost. Not uncommon to here footsteps. I used to have an internal window between my room and the laundry, have seen the silhouette of a person through the curtain. You also get the feeling when walking around a corner and someone is coming the other way you sorta feel/know they are there before you see them, get that quite a lot going into the kitchen, makes you stop in your tracks, never really knowing why.

I'll try to dig up the photo we have of the house where you can see a face in the window, tis quite weird.

[Paul in NZ]

OMG! that is horrible :no:

Yes it was actually.. Nice guy and I was gutted for his family! Gut wrenching helping them pack up his stuff. His dad was bloody heartbroken over it... (long story)

The police were bloody fantastic at helping clean up because there was a fair bit to clean up! (You gain a certain respect for people helping you in situations like that when technically they don't need to)

I was gutted for our elderly landlady as well. I helped clean up after the cleaners had gone but we had to totally redecorate and while i midssed the guy, my most vivid memory was taking down the venetian blinds with our 80 year old landlady and a blob of missed brain matter landed on my shoulder.

I was freaking out but didn't want to upset her.. but mentally I was doing the get it off get it off thing... Bleugh!

Nasty business....

NEVER DO THIS... OK! NEVER EVER EVER. It's just not a nice thing for the people you leave behind.

[placidfemme]

Such a common thing people say is "there is a ghost in MY house" when really if you think about it... they/it was proberly already there when you moved in so you are actually in THIER house...

When I was a kid, my sister had a friend named Ruth who she played with every afternoon after school, and they never used to play with me, used to upset me so bad, and of-course being like 6 I'd tittle tale to my mom about my sister and her friend always ignoring me and not playing with me, and one afternoon my mom came home at lunchtime from work, and I started complining about my sister and her friend, and asked my mom to go shout at them... and my mom came out the back garden with me and stood there watching my sister playing and said something along the lines of "shout at them mommy" and I remember my mom looking down at me and saying "It's just Natalie... she's alone".

And I could see this so called "Ruth" sitting next to her laughing... I didn't understand it at the time... but talking with my sister about it when we were older made me realise why mom had got the house blessed and why we had moved shortly after that... and that was just the first weird experience I've had...

We're not alone... thats for sure

[Sniper]

Watch a movie called The Grudge. That gives you a reason to check your house!!

I have never seen a ghost BTW

[Mr Skid]

Such a common thing people say is "there is a ghost in MY house" when really if you think about it... they/it was proberly already there when you moved in so you are actually in THIER house...
But if you've paid for the house isn't it YOUR house? Any ghosts would simply be squatters, based upon Euro-centric concepts property rights.

However if it was a Tangata Whenua ghost, a strong argument could be made for customary rights, in which case you'd better get out of it's house, whitey.

[vifferman]

But seriously... Yes I lived in a haunted house... Our flatmate blew his head off with a shotgun in the lounge and we had some pretty fricking strange goings on after that...
A guy I worked with in Christchurch (Bob) said his flatmate did that. Same guy?

My sisters and Mum are all a bit weird, and they all saw my Dad at my middle sister's wedding (he'd died a few months before that). I didn't see him there (I was busy playing photographer), but I woke up the exact instant he died, even though I'd had only three hours sleep, and I was several hundred kms away.

Whenever I'm unconscious (fainted, or anaesthetised), I have strange time travel adventures, usually forward in time. I inherited this from my mother, who hates the experience so much (she remembers more vividly than me what she's 'experienced') that she is almost paranoid about ever needing another operation. When Dad died, she dreamed about it: some angels came to see her and said "Drink this - you'll need to be strong". When Dad went, she felt like he didn't want to go, and was trying to take her with him. She woke up, exhausted, and then the phone rang (the hospital saying he'd died).

My sister's house in Grafton was haunted - my mother told us one of the rooms had a horrible cold patch in it, so she'd never sleep in that room again.

[Sparky Bills]

Often when im riding, I have things like walls, traffic islands, and people suddenly chucked in front of me!!
Some kind of weird force or just me??
Theres some weird shite going on in this world today.

[placidfemme]

But if you've paid for the house isn't it YOUR house? Any ghosts would simply be squatters, based upon Euro-centric concepts property rights.

However if it was a Tangata Whenua ghost, a strong argument could be made for customary rights, in which case you'd better get out of it's house, whitey.

That is true...

I think some people are born lucky and can't see/hear/feel abnormal forces around them... my family has a history of knowing weird shit... my aunt, granmother, my sister and myself can see things sometimes...

Most of my family are now born-again Christians and believe that knowing the future, seeing ghosts (they now call them demons) and the like is wrong and against all thinsg good... with me when I see things... just ignore them... my partner thinks I'm crazy sometimes when I see things and ask her if she saw it too... her familys house up north is haunted more than any other house I've been in... I tried telling her folks... and now they think I'm even crazier then they already thought I was lol... they have an old man and two younger men wondering around thier home, usually in the kicthen and bathroom (which is freaky showering and knowing someone/thing is watching you).

[bugjuice]

I get 'bumps' in the night.. I just wake the gf up and she sorts me out..

have seen The Grudge btw, that's a touch scary. A few friends and I used to drive for hours to go find 'haunted' places in the UK.. Not sure if I believe in all that stuff. But it's hellishly good fun to play with those who do :devil2:

[Lou Girardin]

There's some entity in our house that hides keys, remotes etc.
Seems to be active when I have a wine or five.

[placidfemme]

There's some entity in our house that hides keys, remotes etc.
Seems to be active when I have a wine or five.

yes that one told me that they like to play tricks on your when your slightly dis-advantaged... they make bets on how long it will take before you start blaming the missus of hiding the keys/remote e.t.c... the one named Bob usually wins :)

[MSTRS]

I'll try to dig up the photo we have of the house where you can see a face in the window, tis quite weird.
Nooooo please don't. I got treatment for my 'little problem' & the doctor said that I was cured. Besides the nice judge suppressed all deatils of the case so you are not allowed to show that picture around.

[jazbug5]

Too many to go into- life threatening stuff, some of it. The shortest and nicest example is that my dead grandpa taught me to ride a bike when I was about 6... he kept appearing in the passenger seats of cars all the way down the street, sort of urging me to catch up to him.
He was a funny old bugger when he was alive (having your leg blown off leading a charge from the trenches will do that to you) and on family outings that was always where he stayed, quietly smiling to himself with his hearing aid turned off. I never saw him again after that, but have been mad about two wheels ever since.

It *could* have been imagination, of course- but too many odd things have happened in my life that have no other explanation for me to be sure of that.

[MSTRS]

But if you've paid for the house isn't it YOUR house? Any ghosts would simply be squatters, based upon Euro-centric concepts property rights.

I'd agree with that. My first house was bought from a widow whose husband had died there. I was not aware of that at the time. For the first few nights I would wake up with the strongest feeling that someone was in the room & the room felt very cold. Eventually I sat up in bed & told whoever was there that this was my house & they were not welcome. The presence ceased to be & the room returned to normal temperature. Never happened again.

[Waylander]

At my grandmas house in San Diego, California there is a picture of her father. My cousins when they were younger would aways go to that picture and kiss it. They also sometimes seem to be talking to my great grandfather. My mom did it, Me and my siblings did it. Even my neice does it. Every member of my family on my moms side from her generation on has done it. Must be something to it then.

[Sniper]

At my grandmas house in San Diego, California there is a picture of her father. My cousins when they were younger would aways go to that picture and kiss it. They also sometimes seem to be talking to my great grandfather. My mom did it, Me and my siblings did it. Even my neice does it. Every member of my family on my moms side from her generation on has done it. Must be something to it then.

Spray em with water. Usually wakes me up when Im mumbelling incoherently

[Waylander]

Spray em with water. Usually wakes me up when Im mumbelling incoherently

Don't think so mate. They're only newborns to 2 yearolds.

[ManDownUnder]

There's some entity in our house that hides keys, remotes etc.
Seems to be active when I have a wine or five.

Tell ya what - that little bugger gets around too - stops into our place quite regularly...
MDU

[2_SL0]

But if you've paid for the house isn't it YOUR house? Any ghosts would simply be squatters, based upon Euro-centric concepts property rights.

However if it was a Tangata Whenua ghost, a strong argument could be made for customary rights, in which case you'd better get out of it's house, whitey.


LMAO :niceone:

[2_SL0]

That is true...

I think some people are born lucky and can't see/hear/feel abnormal forces around them... my family has a history of knowing weird shit... my aunt, granmother, my sister and myself can see things sometimes...

Most of my family are now born-again Christians and believe that knowing the future, seeing ghosts (they now call them demons) and the like is wrong and against all thinsg good... with me when I see things... just ignore them... my partner thinks I'm crazy sometimes when I see things and ask her if she saw it too... her familys house up north is haunted more than any other house I've been in... I tried telling her folks... and now they think I'm even crazier then they already thought I was lol... they have an old man and two younger men wondering around thier home, usually in the kicthen and bathroom (which is freaky showering and knowing someone/thing is watching you).


Demons and Ghosts are two very different things. I dont imagine either one wishes to be confused.

[Suney]

Here are my stories, haven't really told many people because most people just treat you like you're insane and don't beleive you.
In a 60year old house in Whangarei, my bed was next to the window and quite often I would hear voices of old men talking away quite loud at like 4am in the morning.
At my present place, a few weeks ago I heard voices of little kids laughing and playing happily outside my window around 3am in the morning. That's weird cause our neighbour has only one daughter? I just put my head under the blanket and tried to go back to sleep

[White trash]

A mates last flatmate once heard a mans voice in her room that he recognised at 3am. He quizzed them both about it at different times and both my mate and the guy apparently in her room that night each thought he was mad.

She was alone and the dude was at his own place with his wife.

[StoneChucker]

I hate talking about this subject, almost as if talking will make something happen. But, as you all are...

I agree, ghosts and demons are different. Maybe I'd prefer the terms good spirits and bad spirits? Anyway:

My dad was in the navy when I was young. Whenever he went away, my mum and I were on our own (for months at a time). Everytime he went away, an elderly gentleman would "watch over" my mum, watching her sleep, following her around the house and so on. Mum thinks he was a patient she nursed before he died (she is a nurse obviously). I think he was a black man aswell. As time wore on, even when my dad came home he would hang around for a while. The scary part is, on quite a few occasions, he would squeese my dads leg, or pinch his toes, almost playfully/mischievously. He meant no harm, and was obviously wanting to repay a "debt" to mum, but it used to freak the shit out of dad!

In the oldest wing of the hospital in Cape Town where mum used to work, she has experienced many scary events. Coming on duty one night she saw an elderly woman in one of the beds. She said hi, and the woman replied nicely. Mum asked who the patient was, and the nursing staff said there was noone there, as the patient had died the day before or something!

One night mum had the horrible feeling of something following her, which she would JUST catch in the corner of her eye, but it would disappear as soon as she tried to focus on it. She said it was like a guineapig or very large rat like creature. A little while later an african woman (xhosa or zulu) said she must be careful as someone has put a curse on her, and she is being followed. African woman said she must never go anywhere alone, as she was in danger!

Lots of stories of swaying drip stands (heavy metal poles) and other moving objects. One day I plucked up the courage and mum took me to the old hospital block, then discommissioned. Got in the lift, and up to the worst affected floor. As the damn lift doors opened, I instantly got really cold, with goosebumps, the air was really thick and I felt an undeniable presence. I immediately hit the ground floor button and got the hell out of there!

I often have the feeling I'm not alone, and as such prefer not to walk around in the pitch dark :no: I never played games like "glassy glassy" or the Ouji Board, as I have heard horror stories of people ending up dead shortly afterwards (suicide mostly).

We are NOT alone, and I don't think we will ever understand exactly how it all works.

[Riff Raff]

I hate talking about this subject, almost as if talking will make something happen. But, as you all are...

I agree, ghosts and demons are different. Maybe I'd prefer the terms good spirits and bad spirits? Anyway:
Before I was born my parents were living in Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) and they had a bad spirit living in their house - probably poltergeist is a better word for it. One night my mum was sitting in a big armchair when the whole chair lifted up and was flung to the other side of the room.

[NhuanH]

But if you've paid for the house isn't it YOUR house? Any ghosts would simply be squatters, based upon Euro-centric concepts property rights.

However if it was a Tangata Whenua ghost, a strong argument could be made for customary rights, in which case you'd better get out of it's house, whitey.
if said ghosts/netherworld entities were illegally occupying a property as described, there is a provision in the Residential Properties Act 1986:
http://www.dbh.govt.nz/housing/tenancy/rta.html

An amicable resolution should be sought, taking into account both parties' property and/or customary rights.

[Sniper]

One night mum had the horrible feeling of something following her, which she would JUST catch in the corner of her eye, but it would disappear as soon as she tried to focus on it. She said it was like a guineapig or very large rat like creature. A little while later an african woman (xhosa or zulu) said she must be careful as someone has put a curse on her, and she is being followed. African woman said she must never go anywhere alone, as she was in danger!



Before I was born my parents were living in Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) and they had a bad spirit living in their house - probably poltergeist is a better word for it. One night my mum was sitting in a big armchair when the whole chair lifted up and was flung to the other side of the room

Believe it or not, what you are describing is what the Xhosa call "Da Tokoloshie" Im sure a few of South Africans heard about it, especially when they socialised with the black people. I have heard about and been threatened to have it set on me.

Its a Black myth that involves a little gremlin doing bad things to you whilst taunting you to take your own life.

[Ixion]

if said ghosts/netherworld entities were illegally occupying a property as described, there is a provision in the Residential Properties Act 1986:
http://www.dbh.govt.nz/housing/tenancy/rta.html

An amicable resolution should be sought, taking into account both parties' property and/or customary rights.

But if an amicable resolution cannot be found, what would be the court of primary jurisdiction. And do you want to appear before it !

[placidfemme]

Demons and Ghosts are two very different things. I dont imagine either one wishes to be confused.

I know the difference very well :)

[StoneChucker]

Ok, Jazbug5 and PlacidFemme, lets hear the "juicy" stories (the dangerous ones you were talking about Jas)

[jazbug5]

I'll tell you in person, Dave. Not keen on going through it all on the internet.

[Sniper]

Ok, Jazbug5 and PlacidFemme, lets hear the "juicy" stories (the dangerous ones you were talking about Jas)

Ok, SC. Bad choice of words. We have a thread titled "Things that go bump in the night" and you wish to know how juicy some members stories are?? :niceone: :puke:

(PT)

[placidfemme]

Ok, SC. Bad choice of words. We have a thread titled "Things that go bump in the night" and you wish to know how juicy some members stories are?? :niceone: :puke:

(PT)

I've personally never had a scary incounter... I think the one thing that shook me up the most was seeing a face coming out the wall in a friends house (where like 60% of my experiences happened). Her (my friend) actually used to talk to it, named it Tim even. I don't talk to them, I just ignore what I see and choose not to be a part of it... doesn't stop me from seeing them though...

I also remember once when I was about 8 we had just moved into a new flat, and none of our furniture had arrived yet, and I was holding our new neighbors cat prisoner (as you do when your a kid... "mom can we keep it" lol even though it had a collar and tag), and I was sitting on the lounge floor, something caught my eye, I looked up and saw an elderly man (maybe about 80ish) all dressed in the tribal warrior set up that the Matabele tribe wears in Zimbabwe... I remember he was bald, and was carring an axe of sorts. He just stared at me for a minute, the cat ran away, and then he was gone... never saw him or the cat again...

My Grans house had a ghost in it too... she (my gran) said it was her dad's spirit. He used to sit in the lounge, I only ever saw him once, but I felt his presence everytime I went into or walked past the lounge... he used to move stuff around... like certain ordaments would be on different tables in the morning, it got to the point where my gran just left things where he moved them because he'd always put things in the same place... making it homely I suppose lol

My Friends ghost Tim, used to follow her around, even outside the house, sometimes I could see him sitting behind her where ever she was. He used to change forms sometimes... sometimes he'd look like a person, other times just this black haze floating near her, other times you could only see his outline, kind of like looking at someone far away through a haze of petrol or a heat haze... except he was only about a meter away... he used to make the curtains blow around like there was a storm outside but the windows were all closed... he only did that when Christine (my friend) had her boyfriend over... jealous maybe?

anyway lol I think thats enough for now...

[John]

Hope you all think of implications of posting stuff like this?

[placidfemme]

Hope you all think of implications of posting stuff like this?

Like what?

*is curious*

[Two Smoker]

I've personally never had a scary incounter... I think the one thing that shook me up the most was seeing a face coming out the wall in a friends house (where like 60% of my experiences happened). Her (my friend) actually used to talk to it, named it Tim even. I don't talk to them, I just ignore what I see and choose not to be a part of it... doesn't stop me from seeing them though...

I also remember once when I was about 8 we had just moved into a new flat, and none of our furniture had arrived yet, and I was holding our new neighbors cat prisoner (as you do when your a kid... "mom can we keep it" lol even though it had a collar and tag), and I was sitting on the lounge floor, something caught my eye, I looked up and saw an elderly man (maybe about 80ish) all dressed in the tribal warrior set up that the Matabele tribe wears in Zimbabwe... I remember he was bald, and was carring an axe of sorts. He just stared at me for a minute, the cat ran away, and then he was gone... never saw him or the cat again...

My Grans house had a ghost in it too... she (my gran) said it was her dad's spirit. He used to sit in the lounge, I only ever saw him once, but I felt his presence everytime I went into or walked past the lounge... he used to move stuff around... like certain ordaments would be on different tables in the morning, it got to the point where my gran just left things where he moved them because he'd always put things in the same place... making it homely I suppose lol

My Friends ghost Tim, used to follow her around, even outside the house, sometimes I could see him sitting behind her where ever she was. He used to change forms sometimes... sometimes he'd look like a person, other times just this black haze floating near her, other times you could only see his outline, kind of like looking at someone far away through a haze of petrol or a heat haze... except he was only about a meter away... he used to make the curtains blow around like there was a storm outside but the windows were all closed... he only did that when Christine (my friend) had her boyfriend over... jealous maybe?

anyway lol I think thats enough for now...
now that is some freaky shit....

[Mr Skid]

I've personally never had a scary incounter... I think the one thing that shook me up the most was seeing a face coming out the wall in a friends house (where like 60% of my experiences happened). Her (my friend) actually used to talk to it, named it Tim even. I don't talk to them, I just ignore what I see and choose not to be a part of it... doesn't stop me from seeing them though...

"Whose your wall Dave?"

"You're the wall!!"

[placidfemme]

"Whose your wall Dave?"

"You're the wall!!"

LMAO :niceone:

[StoneChucker]

How about a:

KB Ghost Story Night :mellow: :gob: :shit:

We can camp somewhere dark and desolate, get a camp fire going and scare the shit out of each other!

[placidfemme]

How about a:

KB Ghost Story Night :mellow: :gob: :shit:

We can camp somewhere dark and desolate, get a camp fire going and scare the shit out of each other!

lol I don't think we'd need ghost storys and a camp fire to scare the shit out of each other lol most of us are able to that without even talking lol

[Sniper]

How about a:

KB Ghost Story Night :mellow: :gob: :shit:

We can camp somewhere dark and desolate, get a camp fire going and scare the shit out of each other!

Booo!!!! :devil2:

[Ixion]

lol I don't think we'd need ghost storys and a camp fire to scare the shit out of each other lol most of us are able to that without even talking lol

All I need to scare the shit out of myself is a corner. Pretty much any corner will do.

Or a distant sighting of a TaxiWithTurban

[Sniper]

Hope you all think of implications of posting stuff like this?

I've never been too worried about that evil little leprechaun that ists on my fence threatening to sodomise me. I just look him straight in the eye and warn him that my ex-girlfriend is home alone in the shower and off he goes. (He usually dies as the whale manouvers herself around. But the bastard comes back)

Either that or I spray him in the eyes with window cleaner, seems to get the little shit to piss off.

Seriously though, I have seen my share of "ghosts" or as I like to call them, spirits. And not once have I been intimidated nor scared because I am not afraid of anything. If they sense that you are not afraid of anything, what do they have to work on? An(An old San-goma told me that)

[StoneChucker]

my ex-girlfriend is home alone in the shower and off he goes. (He usually dies as the whale manouvers herself around. But the bastard comes back)
Ha ha ha :whistle: Reminds me of MY beach experiences.
1) If I'm trying to suntan, groups of well-wishers try and roll me back into the sea!!
2) If I'm in the water, they try net me and make soup out of me! (Manitee - Family Guy)

[justsomeguy]

Right - so should I or shouldn't I be scared???

Can't hide under my bed as my rooms too messy..........what do I do???

[Sniper]

Right - so should I or shouldn't I be scared???

Can't hide under my bed as my rooms too messy..........what do I do???


Lke I said, spray him in the eyes with window cleaner

[justsomeguy]

Lke I said, spray him in the eyes with window cleaner

Na I'm okay at the moment no one bothers to mess with me ........ maybe one of your demons will come pay a visit tonight.......

Half the posts here - don't know if they're piss takes or real...... bit spooky either way .....

[Mr Skid]

Na I'm okay at the moment no one bothers to mess with me ........ maybe one of your demons will come pay a visit tonight.......

Half the posts here - don't know if they're piss takes or real...... bit spooky either way .....I can assure you everything posted by Mr $kid was utterly serious.

By the way, does WINJA climbing in your mum's window count as a visit from a demon?

[justsomeguy]

I can assure you everything posted by Mr $kid was utterly serious.

By the way, does WINJA climbing in your mum's window count as a visit from a demon?

Obviously you think it's serious, your tiny brain isn't capable of much imagination.

WINJA's never been to my house or met any of my family and the poor fellow has been so traumatised from seeing his reflection several decades ago that he never leaves his house.

But I thought you knew that. After all you do go there everyday to cook, clean and sexually gratify him.

[Slipstream]

A mates last flatmate once heard a mans voice in her room that he recognised at 3am. He quizzed them both about it at different times and both my mate and the guy apparently in her room that night each thought he was mad.

She was alone and the dude was at his own place with his wife.

II heard the same story...cept the man wasn't with his wife. He was apparently playing his xBox.

[Slipstream]

Well...The last bump in the night left me smiling ;) ... but I have had 2 recent solid visions.

The first of me and the father of my first children sitting in chairs with our grandchildren running around and we're both happy. I used to think that would mean we would be together forever. I still have that vision, so now, I hope it means we'll be good friends....eventually.

The other is of me having a son named William. It's as strong as the first.

Now I don't know about you guys, but every time I've had visions such as these...they have always come true ....


















(....don't worry fellas....my vision didn't show any of you as being the Daddy of my son William ;) )

[Sniper]

Does drunking visions count?

[2_SL0]

Does drunking visions count?


Only if its related to the fact the chick looked hot that night in your drunk induced blurred vision. Only to find the next day a creature of the night lying next to you in bed. It dawns on you at that point it was NO VISION. But a full on nightmare.
:rofl:

[Sniper]

Only if its related to the fact the chick looked hot that night in your drunk induced blurred vision. Only to find the next day a creature of the night lying next to you in bed. It dawns on you at that point it was NO VISION. But a full on nightmare.
:rofl:

Really? I swear it was my girlfriend, how do you know. Where you that face in the window I saw last night :rofl:

Too many :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:

[2_SL0]

Yes, but I had my dirty old man mask on. :yes: