Hyphenated married names

[slofox]

You know how people like to hyphenate married names? Like Kensington-Smythe and the like?

Sometimes you just plain shouldn't. See why below. Feel free to add your own...

Looney - Warde
Best - Lay
Busch - Rash
Wang - Holder
Beaver - Wetter
Filler - Quick
Drinkwine - Layer
Gowen - Geter
Weener - Whipple
Kuntz - Dick
Busch - Graber
Wacker - Dailey
MacDonald - Berger
Butts - McCracken


All these are from newspaper wedding photo clips...the mind boggles...

[MSTRS]

Some of those stretch the bounds...

But Long-Dick could exist.
And Tidy-Hole...

[YellowDog]

I used to know a guy called 'Drew Peacock' and went to school with an 'Isaac Hunt'.

[MSTRS]

I knew a Richard Head...

[onearmedbandit]

Teacher at our school was Mr Keene, first name Wayne. His daughter, who attended the school, was called Joanna. However, everyone knew her as Jo.

[Genie]

Beaver-Wetter sounds like fun!

[Clockwork]

I know of a Shaw-Twilley (not sure if his given name was Ivor though)

I also know of a Drew Peacock!. Beggers belief that he doesn't call himself Andrew!

[SMOKEU]

I once knew a Peter File.

[schrodingers cat]

So what happens if Looney - Warde marries Drinkwine - Layer


It is a great foolishness all this hyphen business

[slofox]

Here's one of the clippings...all those I listed are from clippings as per example.

[wysper]

I kid you not, but I new a guy whose name was Wayne Kerr, I always felt sorry for him.

[MSTRS]

There was (is still?) a plumber in New Plymouth, name of Jim Pipe. He called his son Dwayne...

[Banditbandit]

I kid you not, but I new a guy whose name was Wayne Kerr, I always felt sorry for him.

Only slightly worse than Dwayne Pipe.

[george formby]

I know a Virginia Kuntz & Telecom's spokesperson a few years back was a Mr C. Lit (Clive)

[c4.]

I used to know a guy called 'Drew Peacock' and went to school with an 'Isaac Hunt'.

I wonder if it's the same Drew Peacock who's brother Chris Peacock I've worked with a lot.

[MSTRS]

... Chris Peacock ...

Well done...