Gotta love drunk people for entertainment

[Smiff-ta]

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[Smiff-ta]

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[eelracing]

Gotta love drunk people full stop.

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[cynna]

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[AllanB]

hahahahahahha

Gotta love being a guy - even when you are so shit-faced you cannot put your footwear on you can still have a crack at chatting up a pretty girl or two. Obviously they must have been Lesbos as he struck out ...... :shutup:

[Patrick]

Blardy funny... would give greens but the video clips are in the way.... Jandal man was great.

Down side?

I have had drivers worse than this, getting out of cars I have stopped........:no:

[slofox]

This one's very well known and is prolly a repost but WTF...it's in keeping with the thread...

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[Maha]

hahahahahahha

Gotta love being a guy - even when you are so shit-faced you cannot put your footwear on you can still have a crack at chatting up a pretty girl or two. Obviously they must have been Lesbos as he struck out ...... :shutup:

Think it might have been the Karate moves he was gesturing....:shifty:

[slofox]

It ain't just humans either...

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[Laava]

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I am still laughing about that thanks Smiff-ta! I showed it to MamaJo and she nearly wet herself too! Great on the spot film making!

[Number One]

Jandal guy is epic! Still funny many plays later :) Cheers

[slofox]

The solution to drunk driving...as per Jim Davidson


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[Genie]

Personally, I don't find it funny at all. I can see the funny side of it, truely I can...but really how pathetic....I've been in those states in my youth and not so youth. It's actually sad that we will drink so much and do this to ourselves and then do it again next weekend. I'm over it, I've seen my son get like this....my friends son and they laughed. I dont' think it's funny, it's sad, it's pathetic.

And tonight I shall go to a party and see my 'friends' do the same, they'll smoke hooter, get trashed, do nothing with tomorrow except moan about how much they drank...and swear never to do it again and some of them will be doing it by Monday.....alcohol one of societies most damaging legal drugs!

Continue with your laughter

[SMOKEU]

Personally, I don't find it funny at all. I can see the funny side of it, truely I can...but really how pathetic....I've been in those states in my youth and not so youth. It's actually sad that we will drink so much and do this to ourselves and then do it again next weekend. I'm over it, I've seen my son get like this....my friends son and they laughed. I dont' think it's funny, it's sad, it's pathetic.

And tonight I shall go to a party and see my 'friends' do the same, they'll smoke hooter, get trashed, do nothing with tomorrow except moan about how much they drank...and swear never to do it again and some of them will be doing it by Monday.....alcohol one of societies most damaging legal drugs!

Continue with your laughter

It's really fun though getting other people really drunk for the purposes of my entertainment.

[Usarka]

I could have been in any of those videos, even the one with the squirrel, and it was fucking hilarious.

Nothing funnier than falling over when doing the grocery shopping and then staring at a cabbage for 2 minutes trying to decide if it's a vegetable or gods signal that you must spew forth and coleslaw.

[Number One]

Personally, I don't find it funny at all. I can see the funny side of it, truely I can...but really how pathetic....I've been in those states in my youth and not so youth. It's actually sad that we will drink so much and do this to ourselves and then do it again next weekend. I'm over it, I've seen my son get like this....my friends son and they laughed. I dont' think it's funny, it's sad, it's pathetic.

And tonight I shall go to a party and see my 'friends' do the same, they'll smoke hooter, get trashed, do nothing with tomorrow except moan about how much they drank...and swear never to do it again and some of them will be doing it by Monday.....alcohol one of societies most damaging legal drugs!

Continue with your laughter

LOL naughty naughty me - I feel quite told off now....actually second thought no I don't....Maybe I found the vids funny because I don't watch this kinda shit every weekend in my friends. In fact I choose not to hang out and get on the turps with people that fit into this 'category'.

I know a very large number of people and only three of those are hopeless pissheads....perhaps you could do with either a different party scene or some new friends Genie?

[Genie]

LOL naughty naughty me - I feel quite told off now....actually second thought no I don't....Maybe I found the vids funny because I don't watch this kinda shit every weekend in my friends. In fact I choose not to hang out and get on the turps with people that fit into this 'category'.

I know a very large number of people and only three of those are hopeless pissheads....perhaps you could do with either a different party scene or some new friends Genie?

After working in bars for years you get to see it all, also see it sometimes at the public gardens during the day. I tell ya, that's awful, especially with my children seeing it.

As to who I associate with, that has changed but it's more what one sees when one goes to town, most of the ones in those states are under 25....it's insane.

[slofox]

As a wine store operator, I get to chuck out the odd drunk as well...

One old bastard came lurching through the door one afternoon, bounced off the door jamb and slurred.."Washsya sheeepest cazzzk gwine..?"

Me: "Sorry, Sir, we don't do anything cheap...$20.00 is the price for cask wine"
Him: "Twenny dollizhzh? I cnnn geddit for for for $15 up the hillll..."
Me: "Well sir, why don't you walk on up the hill then? I'm sure the walk will do you good!"
Him: Yeh bit bit bit wazzI wanna know izz WHyja do it? Whysha charggge zo mush?"
Me: Well, it keeps pissheads like you out of the shop for a start, dunnit?"
Him: I beennn in in alllgaholic alll me life"
Me: "Yes sir. I can see that sir!"


And so it went on until I finally got the old bastard to leave. He never came back.

I have refused to supply one person whom I thought was abusing alcohol to the extent that she was damaging her health and putting her kids' welfare at risk. I told her that too. Sure, she goes somewhere else but I don't have to be party to putting kids at risk. The longer I am in the trade the worse I think the drinking culture in New Zealand is. Maybe I'm turning into a wowser...

[PrincessBandit]

Post 1: at least he knew those danged things belonged on his feet despite them not being quite within reach most of the time
Post 2: the only thing missing was the projectile vomiting to complete the picture
Post 3: two step forward, ten back

Seen heaps of video clips of squirrels and raccoons suffering the effects of fermented go juice, and I remember one of our dogs being completely pickled after eating the fermented figs under our tree - she was totally wasted.