A word of warning

[Hans]

There will be a green crashed Kawa 636 on TM soon, being sold by a certain infamous person. I hope he doesn't forget to mention that the frame's farked. That's all folks.

[MsKABC]

There will be a green crashed Kawa 636 on TM soon, being sold by a certain infamous person. I hope he doesn't forget to mention that the frame's farked. That's all folks.

Oooh oooh - does his name rhyme with Lidspark?

[Hans]

Oooh oooh - does his name rhyme with Lidspark?

Negative. Rhymes with Arse_on_demand.

[Str8 Jacket]

Negative. Rhymes with Arse_on_demand.

madboy?!?!?! :eek:

[Hans]

madboy?!?!?! :eek:

Dunno who the original owner is. It's been bought by a certain TM trader who has previously been economical with the truth. There's a thread on him on here somewhere. I can't really say how I know what's wrong with the bike as it's work related.

[pritch]

I'm not planning on buying a green machine, but this thread is sort of tantalising...:yes:

(Unless your nick rhymes with Arse on Demand of course?)

[Hans]

Bike appears to have been highsided at the track. Damage at a glance: No fairings, right peg and brake pedal broken, part of frame broken off(engine mount). FI fault. Adjusters on RH fork ground off. Dents in tank. And doubtless a few other things.

[cs363]

Negative. Rhymes with Arse_on_demand.

That would be a lazy E in Arse then? :lol:

[Hans]

That would be a lazy E in Arse then? :lol:

A lot of things are arse. Cages for example.

[Latte]

Cough ..... Arse on demand.... who ever could you mean?

[Hans]

Cough ..... Arse on demand.... who ever could you mean?

Cough Cough aye.

[SMOKEU]

Name and shame!

[onearmedbandit]

Cough ..... Arse on demand.... who ever could you mean?


Cough Cough aye.


Name and shame!

Closer you shall look yes.

[Taz]

He already has......

[SMOKEU]

I still don't get it.

[cs363]

Wow, look at this - cheap, though it is damaged.... http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-315513835.htm

:lol:

[onearmedbandit]

I still don't get it.

You were or are at Hagley High right?


Troll.

[Str8 Jacket]

You were or are at Hagley High right?

I think he may just be high.....

[SMOKEU]

You were or are at Hagley High right?


Troll.

Yes, your honour.

[onearmedbandit]

I think he may just be high.....

He says he no longer smokes, and I don't believe he is that stupid to not see it. My vote is it's a new troll tactic of his.

[SMOKEU]

He says he no longer smokes, and I don't believe he is that stupid to not see it. My vote is it's a new troll tactic of his.

Should I refer to post number 10 in this thread?

[SMOKEU]

I have now figured it out. Cars on demand?

[Str8 Jacket]

Should I refer to post number 10 in this thread?

You can refer to anything you want mate....

[SMOKEU]

You can refer to anything you want mate....

It's good to know I have options.

[Banditbandit]

I still don't get it.

Never mind. I'm sure when you grow up some nice young lady (or dumb bitch) will give it to you .. at least once ... everyone shold get it at least once in their lifetimes ..

[SMOKEU]

Never mind. I'm sure when you grow up some nice young lady (or dumb bitch) will give it to you .. at least once ... everyone shold get it ast least once in their lifetimes ..

I don't have to put in much effort as it is.

[SILVER SUZI]

I must say, looking at that Suzuki, I'm farking impressed.
How do you snap off the rear brake (right side of the bike), side stand (left side of th bike), and bend the handlebars without putting a single scratch anywhere else on the bike??

[Banditbandit]

It's good to know I have options.

Is CENSORED one of them ?

[jack_hamma]

I thought it was just a general rule of thumb... stay away from green bikes! :yes:

[Banditbandit]

I don't have to put in much effort as it is.

Yeah ? Well many chicks will tell you, there's the problem right there. You need to put some effort in ...

[SMOKEU]

Yeah ? Well many chicks will tell you, there's the problem right there. You need to put some effort in ...

I really can't be bothered putting any effort in. I'm surprised this thread isn't in PD yet.

[schrodingers cat]

Yeah ? Well many chicks will tell you, there's the problem right there. You need to put some effort in ...

You never need ask 'Mrs Hand' twice (and her 5 lovely daughters)

[kiwifruit]

the frame's farked

Is it twisted or cracked? Or fucked in some other way?

[Hans]

Is it twisted or cracked? Or fucked in some other way?

Top rh engine mount broken off.

[cs363]

Top rh engine mount broken off.

And here we have (I believe) the bike in question: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-317343273.htm
Looks like some victim has already hit reserve...at least it's cheap.....

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Sheesh between the comments on trade me and on here Im surprised any one is bidding!!

[Hans]

And here we have (I believe) the bike in question: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-317343273.htm
Looks like some victim has already hit reserve...at least it's cheap.....

Good. If it sells around this price, the bastard will still lose a fair bit of money.

[kiwifruit]

My guess: $3250

[Hans]

My guess: $3250

Less than that.

[kiwifruit]

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[JudaBaker]

BANZAIII!!!!!

Fuck I loved that show.

[Cheshire Cat]

i feel sorry for the person whos trying to sell it :doh:

[kiwi cowboy]

You never need ask 'Mrs Hand' twice (and her 5 lovely daughters)

AH_HEM 4 daughters one son:bleh::bleh::bleh:

[cs363]

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[Owl]

Sold $1950

[HQfiend]

Funny, I thought I saw this bike at Turners in Wellington about 2 weeks ago? Same condition (farked!).

[kiwifruit]

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[avgas]

Bugger - I would have considered it, sub 2K........
ah well snooze ya loose.

[kiwifruit]

Yeah, its not bad for that money. Fashion up a new mount, take off the lights, be a good track bike

[Hans]

Funny, I thought I saw this bike at Turners in Wellington about 2 weeks ago? Same condition (farked!).

Correct. In a blinding display of business acumen and honest behavior that they are renowned for, Arse On Demand bought it, shipped it to Aucks, were economical with the truth and sold it at a 30 percent loss. Bugger.

[nonplussed]

trademe 346845701

No mention of the lockstops broken off the frame.

[nonplussed]

This one just can't be let slide either;

arse on demand buys a bike from turners, lists it on trademe as a good runner, rides well etc. but clearly has no gear lever or footrest. and the crankcase was broken. read the questions.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Cruiser/auction-342629918.htm

Relist it but with the good rider bit being left out. No mention of the farked gearchange or broken crankcase.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Cruiser/auction-344516853.htm

This week it's appeared back at turners with a gearlever and footrest bodged on and the crankcase broken which wasn't mentioned on trademe either.

Has this guy got no morals at all, being a car dealer is he just out to rip bikers off? You just wouldn't do this to your own kind would you?

[Wannabiker]

Well it appears to come complete with a genuine oil leak.....

[Str8 Jacket]

Has this guy got no morals at all, being a car dealer is he just out to rip bikers off? You just wouldn't do this to your own kind would you?

Never trust a car dealer. Ever.

[nonplussed]

My brother viewed it at turners today and he said the gearlever was glued in place with kneed it, there's no shaft, just glued in place!

[Elysium]

Love the BMW K1300 R that's selling. Looks way better after the crash.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Tourers/auction-348178897.htm

[racefactory]

That's a fantastic price for the 636 even damaged in that state... There's a fantastic track machine in the waiting for sure.

[nonplussed]

trademe 383780403.

forks are straight!? fark.

[jaffaonajappa]

trademe 383780403.

forks are straight!? fark.


Forks are Fucked straight up.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-383780403.htm

[nonplussed]

this guy still makes me laugh;

I've got nothing better to do than follow his auctions and laugh at his lies and stupidity.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=402276022
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=405123607

n_m_l is cars on demands new trademe account.