Dukie, that you?

[White trash]

Bwahahaha, watched a small bit of this last night on 60 Minutes. Laughed my arse off.

And now this http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4109672/Chief-defence-scientist-resigns

[Big Dave]

Of course it was while serving the the Raj that I realised I had a gift for leadership.
After then it was my influence with Gorby that got rid of the wall and indirectly lead me to NZ.

[Pussy]

Can't be him, Jimmy..... no mention of his time as a fighter ace in the USAF......

OR.... his distinguished career as a kiwi ag pilot.....

[F5 Dave]

. . . Or how he only just got passed by for a factory bike as his riding was considered too radical sliding the front wheel etc.

& Pussy he never said that. It was his Father who was the Blackbird Pilot.:blink:

[onearmedbandit]

Hey, sounds like I know a couple of Dukie's myself...

[Deano]

This isn't the time or the place Jimmy !! :shutup::Pokey:

[F5 Dave]

What are you on about? This is the internet & it's a friday afternoon.:woohoo:

[White trash]

What are you on about? This is the internet & it's a friday afternoon.:woohoo:

In joke, had to be there.

Drew came up with a good Dukieism while we were having a beer last night. I mentioned I once interviewed a lady who'd seen Haylleys Comet on two passings. 1986 and 1910. Drew quickly responded that Dukie had seen it on 4 visits. Oh how I loled.

[Deano]

In joke, had to be there.

Drew came up with a good Dukieism while we were having a beer last night. I mentioned I once interviewed a lady who'd seen Haylleys Comet on two passings. 1986 and 1910. Drew quickly responded that Dukie had seen it on 4 visits. Oh how I loled.

Didn't ya know he can travel through time ? :slap:

[Ronin]

Oh wait. I'm pretty certain I have met this guy lol. I remember sitting there thinking "WFT"?

[White trash]

Didn't ya know he can travel through time ? :slap:

...in his 500hp Fiat Bambina that he brings into town on Friday nights to school the boy racers......

[F5 Dave]

In all seriousness this Defence Scientist post is obviously vacant. I wonder if I can apply for the job under the pretense that I have already worked in this role.

For them.



Back in 'nam.


I mean they're unlikely to check, huh?

[onearmedbandit]

Yep, I definitely know a dukie. I'd love to share the stories but it's a small world...

[White trash]

In all seriousness this Defence Scientist post is obviously vacant. I wonder if I can apply for the job under the pretense that I have already worked in this role.

For them.



Back in 'nam.


I mean they're unlikely to check, huh?

Gold <tenchars/>

[White trash]

Yep, I definitely know a dukie. I'd love to share the stories but it's a small world...

Who gives a fuck mate? Let rip, it's cheap entertainment. Unless you need him for something of course.....

[Crasherfromwayback]

I mean they're unlikely to check, huh?

Think he's fucked you up now. They MAY look into it a bit better next time!

[onearmedbandit]

Oh well, no names are mentioned.

There was the time he was riding his 90's sportsbike up the local hill, raced a Lamborghini all the way to the top, a new one at that. Upon getting off the bike, the guy in the Lambo pulled up and said, 'I thought those things were supposed to be fast', to which he replied 'not against one of those'. So with that, the guy gave him the keys to this supercar and told him to go for it, as he was happy with the bike as security. He took it for a drive, brought it back, and the guy told him off for not thrashing it. So then he did. Then they had a drag race. With our friend driving the Lambo and the very friendly generous supercar owner riding the bike. I don't remember the result. However, when pressed as to what type of Lambo it was, whether it was manual or e-gear, even what colour it was, he couldn't remember. I hate it when that happens.

Or the time he was driving his car up around the same hill when he noticed a Lexus coupe in his rear view mirror. Accepting the challenge he raced the Lexus to the top of the hill. Upon arriving at the top, the Lexus pulls in behind him. The driver gets out and congratulates our friend on his driving. He then introduces himself as some bigwig from Toyota, and invites our friend out to Ruapuna to test a new race car that is being introduced to NZ, the Formula Toyota series. So he was the first one in NZ to drive one of these cars, apparently there were a lot of upset racing drivers waiting their turn as he got first go. Apparently he forgot tp tell anyone else about it so we could come out and watch, or get any photos or video. I hate it when that happens.

Or the time he was up on the hill on his bike and got forced off the road by a car driver. Said car driver crashed down a bank so our friend turned around, climbed down the bank, and started smashing the injured car driver over. The police turned up, and wanted to arrest our friend, but luckily at some stage in the proceedings the Mongrel Mob turned up and stopped the police from arresting him. I love it when that happens.

[White trash]

Oh well, no names are mentioned.

There was the time he was riding his 90's sportsbike up the local hill, raced a Lamborghini all the way to the top, a new one at that. Upon getting off the bike, the guy in the Lambo pulled up and said, 'I thought those things were supposed to be fast', to which he replied 'not against one of those'. So with that, the guy gave him the keys to this supercar and told him to go for it, as he was happy with the bike as security. He took it for a drive, brought it back, and the guy told him off for not thrashing it. So then he did. Then they had a drag race. With our friend driving the Lambo and the very friendly generous supercar owner riding the bike. I don't remember the result. However, when pressed as to what type of Lambo it was, whether it was manual or e-gear, even what colour it was, he couldn't remember. I hate it when that happens.

Or the time he was driving his car up around the same hill when he noticed a Lexus coupe in his rear view mirror. Accepting the challenge he raced the Lexus to the top of the hill. Upon arriving at the top, the Lexus pulls in behind him. The driver gets out and congratulates our friend on his driving. He then introduces himself as some bigwig from Toyota, and invites our friend out to Ruapuna to test a new race car that is being introduced to NZ, the Formula Toyota series. So he was the first one in NZ to drive one of these cars, apparently there were a lot of upset racing drivers waiting their turn as he got first go. Apparently he forgot tp tell anyone else about it so we could come out and watch, or get any photos or video. I hate it when that happens.

Or the time he was up on the hill on his bike and got forced off the road by a car driver. Said car driver crashed down a bank so our friend turned around, climbed down the bank, and started smashing the injured car driver over. The police turned up, and wanted to arrest our friend, but luckily at some stage in the proceedings the Mongrel Mob turned up and stopped the police from arresting him. I love it when that happens.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to onearmedbandit again." Cunting site rules.

That guy's Dukies brother alright.

[imdying]

That guy's Dukies brother alright.Nup, this guy apparently wasn't born as such, but 'created' from DNA obtained by the CIA :mellow:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Nup, this guy apparently wasn't born as such, but 'created' from DNA obtained by the CIA :mellow:

Trained by the MI5 no less

[Kickaha]

I've heard that first story about the Lambo but fucked if I can remember who from, but it was fair while ago

[Crasherfromwayback]

That guy's Dukies brother alright.

No way. If it was...he would've done a wheelie right over the cunting car!

[Deano]

Who gives a fuck mate? Let rip, it's cheap entertainment. Unless you need him for something of course.....

Or until he sees you and hits you up about it and you back down like a little girl :baby:

[White trash]

Or until he sees you and hits you up about it and you back down like a little girl :baby:

We'll see about that now wont we :D

Fat fucker's welcome to take a swing anytime he likes, providing I'm standing in your pit at the time

[Deano]

We'll see about that now wont we :D

Fat fucker's welcome to take a swing anytime he likes, providing I'm standing in your pit at the time

:blink:

You should get into some training bro. The boys are loving it, learning fast and getting some skills.

[White trash]

:blink:

You should get into some training bro. The boys are loving it, learning fast and getting some skills.

Would it eat into my valuable beer drinking time?

[Matt Bleck]

We'll see about that now wont we :D

Fat fucker's welcome to take a swing anytime he likes, providing I'm standing in your pit at the time

So you'll be a no show again?

[Deano]

Would it eat into my valuable beer drinking time?

You do feel like a beer afterwards. And anything interesting to do other than drink piss has to be a good thing.

[White trash]

So you'll be a no show again?

Depends. Will you be a no finish again?

[Matt Bleck]

Depends. Will you be a no finish again?

No, I given up trying to impress you.....

[Pussy]

The Puff Adder has also personally told me that he is quite a gun at flying F4-U Corsairs and P-51 Mustangs. He displayed them at airshows in the US.

He's got a black belt and bar in bullshit.....

[oldrider]

Is this thread a sort of a sequel to "Third Rock from the Sun" or something? :blink:

[Madness]

Is this thread a sort of a sequel to "Third Rock from the Sun" or something? :blink:

Oh, the irony of that question...
http://www.dexterblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/JOHN-LITHGOW_480689a.jpg

[jellywrestler]

In all seriousness this Defence Scientist post is obviously vacant. I wonder if I can apply for the job under the pretense that I have already worked in this role.

For them.



Back in 'nam.



that'd be Burn'ham eh?