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mashman
9th September 2010, 16:19
interesting approach... wonder how well it will work :)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100908/od_yblog_upshot/canada-unveils-new-speed-bump-optical-illusions-of-children

Mental Trousers
9th September 2010, 16:26
I bet if they painted a motorcyclist on their bike instead of a child no bastard would slow down at all. Wankers.

jim.cox
9th September 2010, 16:28
There's a few new speed bumps round Christchurch too

Where the soil has liquified it comes up through the ground like a little grey sand volcano.

Some of these are under the seal - you cant see them, but boy you sure do feel them.

There are some good examples on the Akaroa Rd near Halswell

And then there are the reverse ones - where the road has been taken away :no:

Big Dave
9th September 2010, 16:42
Poor child has club feet.

Jonno.
9th September 2010, 19:38
Seems like a good way to get more kids run over :blink:

Usarka
9th September 2010, 20:12
Seems like a good way to get more kids run over :blink:

Yeah fuck that little bitch with the ball it's just a speed hump......d'oh.

pete376403
9th September 2010, 20:14
Might work for pedophiles - they'd slow down and try and pick the child up.

mashman
9th September 2010, 22:44
Might work for pedophiles - they'd slow down and try and pick the child up.

you'd certainly be able to pick them out at the docs... with the road rash an' all :shifty:

Gremlin
9th September 2010, 23:23
At first, people will swerve out the way, probably collecting something else, or slam on its brakes, getting rear ended...

Once they get used to it... yeah, I reckon the real kids could easily become skittles :mellow:

SMOKEU
9th September 2010, 23:35
Speaking of speed bumps, I love the fact that I can ride fast over them and barely feel it in comparison to being in a cage.

Urano
10th September 2010, 02:21
ya, it happens to me too...
you just need to reach the ballooning speed over the earth's curvature.

riffer
10th September 2010, 07:14
Speaking of speed bumps, I love the fact that I can ride fast over them and barely feel it in comparison to being in a cage.

Indeed. There's a real trick to it, with standing on the pegs and bending knees and elbows as the bike goes over the bump...

Gibbo89
10th September 2010, 12:01
would you stop faster if it was a naked lady lying across the carpark? or a box of beer?