DUCK! Too f*#*king late...

[slydesigns]

Some fun on the way home tonight...

Kamikaze Duck-san vs 675

Duck-san became Duck surprise

F$#k yeah!

It managed to punch through the front fairing, mirror and metal frame stay to end its days headbutting my glove knuckle armour, before Elenaor the pimping wannabe Stunt 675 sliced and diced it and biffed the chunks into my shoulder armour.
Looks... fascinating.
Smelled bad. Seriously bad.

Only wish I'de been enough of a legend to have pulled a standup 12'oClock wheelie into the Stevie Wonder duck. Now THAT wold have been epic and a worthy death.

[Quasi]

wow - that new camo paint job really worked a treat:gob::shit:

Come next 01 May , Eleanore can double as a mai mai:yes:

[Cheshire Cat]

omg you owned the poor duck!

paint it like a pony now :lol:

[Owl]

So to cut a long story short.

Fuck duck yuck suck!:blank:

Not pleasant sly:no:

[The Baron]

Wow. The damage one duck can do!

Good to hear your OK.

[YellowDog]

Doesn't look like a cheap fix to me.

Good luck.

[hayd3n]

duck for tea tonight!!
those parts wouldn't be to hard to weld back in

[maggot]

New way to go hunting?
Hope it made a good dinner mate!

[varminter]

You bastard, that was my pet duck.

[T.W.R]

Pretty solid wee beasties when hit at speed :yes:

Collected one a few years ago in my landcruiser early one morning on a country road as it flew out of a water race :shit: it clipped the bonnet of the truck, smashed into the windscreen on the passengers side, ripped the window wiper off & cracked the screen top to bottom :yes:
When it hit the screen it sounded like someone had fired a shotgun in the cab. stopped and reclaimed my wiper & checked the duck and it was like a sack of mush without any external marks :sick:

[Mom]

Ducks are damaging. :gob: Thank goodness it was not a goose :dodge:

Gives you a hell fright though eh?

[varminter]

Did I ever tell you about the time I struck an ostrich?

[raftn]

Yummmmm roast duck, or a duck curry.....maybe the duck was in a hurry!!

[Genie]

Murderer! How can you live with yourself. That poor defenceless duck was probably cruising home after a nice shag and you come along and smack him out of exsistence.!

[ellipsis]

...a mallard did a kamikaze in front of me just a couple of days ago...tried to squeeze through an ever diminishing space between me and the river,:shit: bounced of the front wheel and up under my chin...fucking near ended up in the river myself....fucking hard and heavy at 100 k...

[ellipsis]

Murderer! How can you live with yourself. That poor defenceless duck was probably cruising home after a nice shag and you come along and smack him out of exsistence.!

....must have been a fucked up duck...what would it be hanging out with a shag for....

[Genie]

when on one's bike one must be aware of all hazards, especially the unexpected! Geez, freaking ducks shouldn't be allowed to fly over road space!

[Genie]

....must have been a fucked up duck...what would it be hanging out with a shag for....

apparently, a shag's a shag.

[tamarillo]

Love to see insurance claim wording.

[SMOKEU]

I once borrowed my mates WRX and hit a duck at 190kmh. I looked in the mirror and all I could see was a huge cloud of feathers behind me. The duck was ripped in half.

[boman]

A friend from Ireland, hit a seagull on a 2smoker, at speed. Had to get surgery, on his arm, to get the beak removed from his bicep. Quite a few stitches too. He wondered what had hit him. Pulled over and reckons the smell and mess was gross. Guts blood and feathers everywhere.

[ukusa]

DONALD ......NOOOOOOOOOOO :weep:

[Squiggles]

Did ya eat it?

[SMOKEU]

Did ya eat it?

I would if I was a nigger!

[Kornholio]

Lol, you should see Kelvin vs Pukeko :) Silly buggers at this time of year tho... Had a pair walkin across the road in front of me one night when I was in the car, would have been all good if they both stayed at ground level but one had to take off which took out my grill and proceeded to lay is guts all up my bonnet, windscreen and roof... They cause lots of accidents esp with about 10 cute little ducklings wandering behind them across a state highway :mellow:

[SMOKEU]

Lol, you should see Kelvin vs Pukeko :) Silly buggers at this time of year tho... Had a pair walkin across the road in front of me one night when I was in the car, would have been all good if they both stayed at ground level but one had to take off which took out my grill and proceeded to lay is guts all up my bonnet, windscreen and roof... They cause lots of accidents esp with about 10 cute little ducklings wandering behind them across a state highway :mellow:

Lookz liek youz skord a free feed ow.

[Kornholio]

Lookz liek youz skord a free feed ow.

Would have been if I could find the meat... all I had was entrails and feathers :/

[PrincessBandit]

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...Only wish I'de been enough of a legend to have pulled a standup 12'oClock wheelie into the Stevie Wonder duck. Now THAT wold have been epic and a worthy death.

As long as the death was still Stevie Wonder duck's. Otherwise it might be you smelling rully rully bad....

Have heard hideous stories about the stink of splattered birds and critters. I'd hate to hit anything like that myself as I have a seriously weak stomach when it comes to stench - it would be added to by the chunder in my helmet if I couldn't get it off in time!

[gijoe1313]

Glad to hear nothing too bad happened! Last time I was beaned in the helmet with a duck, I ended up falling off my bike! (Damn ninja ducks) At least this time you made sure of it the beggar - sucks about the damage and mess though! :sick:

Everytime I hear about incidents with ducks, I always end up with flashbacks to my encounter! :blink:

[Ronin]

Murderer! How can you live with yourself. That poor defenceless duck was probably cruising home after a nice shag and you come along and smack him out of exsistence.!

I'm not sure they are allowed to associate with Shags.

[jack_hamma]

Huh you will have to get rid of that half skull/sprocket emblem and get a duck with cross bones thru it lol

[george formby]

Thats a worry. Sounds like the Mallard Militia have adopted suicide tactics as well as crapping on my deck. Your plastics are really badly quacked:shutup:

[MarkH]

Kamikaze Duck-san vs 675

Poor duck - give it a nice warm place to sleep (190 deg C) and some plum sauce and he'll be fine.


apparently, a shag's a shag.

Unless it's actually a cormorant.

[ynot slow]

Last duck that hit us was in the car,took the aerial out,and flew away.Cost new aerial and Honda charged heaps,supercheap much better.

[jimbo_on_travels]

zomg! that beats anything Chuck Norris could do (with ducks) :P