Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

[rie]

http://porlaputa.com/photo/1280/1106168293/1/tumblr_l8m2p0o2Ju1qbqt8g

[Slyer]

And unlike Jesus, Optimus is actually REAL.

[Bren]

And unlike Optimus, Jesus is actually REAL.

There, fixed it for you ....

[JimO]

There, fixed it for you ....

have you seen him???

[Slyer]

Fuck with Optimus and some day you'll get hit by an autobot disguised as a car. ;)
Possibly even being driven by an Asian law student.

[Bren]

have you seen him???
And have you seen Optimus Prime...

Faith is based on personal beliefs, thats why it's called Faith
If I believe in Jesus Christ (and I do) then He is there for me
If I believe in Optimus Prime then he is there too...

Religion is a fickle subject based on the whims of the believers.
To believe in something is to be stregnthened by it...
And if you berlieve in not believing that is your stregnth too...
I wont get in a theological debate as it makes no sense as everyone believesd in their own thing whether it be JC, or Mohammad or in the Darwinian theory...each to their own and it's their choice!!!

[Slyer]

This is not a serious thread.
Get the hell out. :bleh:

[Bren]

This is not a serious thread.
Get the hell out. :bleh:

hehe so your everlasting soul is not a serious topic to discuss????:yes:

[Slyer]

The default stance for anything is that it probably is not true. This is the stance I maintain unless shown otherwise. :yes:

[onearmedbandit]

hehe so your everlasting soul is not a serious topic to discuss????:yes:

For all serious discussion on religion we already have a dedicated section for that in Pointless Drivel right here. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/3026-Religious-ravings?p=1129858013#post1129858013)

[bogan]

this thread is nothing without pictures

<img src="http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/19859/835399-optimus_prime_jetfire_combiner_picture_1_super.jpg" />

your move jesus...

[SlashWylde]

I wont get in a theological debate as it makes no sense as everyone believes in their own thing whether it be JC, or Mohammed or in the Darwinian theory...each to their own and it's their choice!!!

Thank you! As someone who does not believe in God, it's refreshing and heartening to hear such an open-minded view from a believer.

Pity my (soon to be) in-laws don't see life that way. Oh well, never mind :)

[SlashWylde]

Ha Ha! Just noticed my current avatar...

[NZsarge]

Optimus is a big movie star now, apparently doing another movie in the States right now, can be seen hanging out in cafes and bars in and around Hollywood so i'm told.

[Rogue Rider]

This is not a serious thread.
Get the hell out. :bleh:

All threads are serious........... I used to think Optimus Prime was awesome, like, when I was 10 lol.... Now I think super action hero's are mostly gay probes in tights... I do however really like "The Expendibles" I would depend on those bugga's gettin me outa the shiet if I was in a tight spot captive to a bunch of terrorists.

Religion, on the other hand, it's hard to joke about it as so many take it so seriously, and rightly so, as they pretty much believe and accept that their souls and afterlife for eternity are Dependant on their beliefs.
Jesus, is/was a real person, accounted in many historic documents from numerous different sources. The only REAL question is really, is he the Son of God, the true Messiah as ordained in the Bible? The only ones to answer that, are the ones who can receive the spiritual revelation of such. The only ones who can testify to that are the ones who want to believe and receive...
God is big enough to take human persecution, I don't think he is particularly bothered by "Anti God" persecutors........ after all, He needs people to make an example of and smite......... lol.


I am a God botherer, proud to be such, God is good and gives me hope. I certainly ain't a religious man butt, I don't tick all the boxes to being a perfect churchee, though I suspect a few of those might BBQ too lol.

[onearmedbandit]

He needs people to make an example of and smite......... lol.





Insecure type huh?

[Owl]

The default stance for anything is that it probably is not true. This is the stance I maintain unless shown otherwise. :yes:

Careful............you'll start another oil debate!:shutup:

[EJK]

I'm sure Jesus sold more books than Mr. Prime. ;)

[rustyrobot]

I'm sure Jesus sold more books than Mr. Prime. ;)

Yes, but odds are Prime is up on the movie stakes.

[Owl]

I'm sure Jesus sold more books than Mr. Prime. ;)

Yeah..............but Mr Prime has sold more HD DVD's than Jesus!:whistle:

[JimO]

I'm sure Jesus sold more books than Mr. Prime. ;)

yes but how many people actually read jebuses books

[EJK]

Yeah..............but Mr Prime has sold more HD DVD's than Jesus!:whistle:

lol good one! :lol:

[Owl]

Yes, but odds are Prime is up on the movie stakes.

Bugger, ya beat me to it.:laugh:

[Maha]

Never heard of either sorry.:mellow:

[tri boy]

I'm sure Jesus sold more books than Mr. Prime. ;)

A chippy and a door to door book seller.
Busy lil hippy wasn't he.
Must of owed heaps of money to have to hold down two jobs.
His dad must be a real tight arse not to loan him enough so the debt collectors "hung him out to dry".
The origins of GE money.

[onearmedbandit]

And there's probably more kids with Prime on their wall, their lunchbox and their school bag than Jesus.

[rustyrobot]

I was going to say that Optimus is probably ruling it in the action figures too, but then I thought of all the taxis I've seen those little Jesus dolls in.

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Quick... let's get a few cheap shots at Jesus in while Ed's in the hospital. :shifty:

[Owl]

I was going to say that Optimus is probably ruling it in the action figures too, but then I thought of all the taxis I've seen those little Jesus dolls in.

218496

Quick... let's get a few cheap shots at Jesus in while Ed's in the hospital. :shifty:

Now that's just plain wrong! Taking advantage while Ed's in the hospital???:no:

[tigertim20]

And have you seen Optimus Prime...

Faith is based on personal beliefs, thats why it's called Faith
If I believe in Jesus Christ (and I do) then He is there for me
If I believe in Optimus Prime then he is there too...

Religion is a fickle subject based on the whims of the believers.
To believe in something is to be stregnthened by it...
And if you berlieve in not believing that is your stregnth too...
I wont get in a theological debate as it makes no sense as everyone believesd in their own thing whether it be JC, or Mohammad or in the Darwinian theory...each to their own and it's their choice!!!

oh fuck off

[Swoop]

I'm sure Jesus sold more novels than Mr. Prime. ;)
Fixed it for ya.:shifty:

[Bren]

oh fuck off

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

[Slyer]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!
Also a worthless post.
Almost as worthless as this one.

PD? :bleh:

[Usarka]

Saved.
http://churchofprime.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/optimus-prime1.jpg

[NZsarge]

Saved.


Bling sent!

[marty]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

says the man with the 'give a fuck-o-meter' avatar

[Slyer]

says the man with the 'give a fuck-o-meter' avatar
I laugh at the irony every time.

[thecharmed01]

This cracked me up, thanks!

[tri boy]

If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

Thumper, is that you?
Bamby's mum got shot by the hunters. Go to the fresh grass near the glade.

[BoristheBiter]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

Im' sorry i was led to belive that this is one of the KB ten comanments;

Thou shall talk bollocks and curse those who disagree.

[NighthawkNZ]

Yes, but odds are Prime is up on the movie stakes.

Actually debatable...

Since Prime is only a CGI character or an actor... and not the real Prime... 2 movies, and cartoon movie and a couple of TV series...

Movies about Jesus and his life are far more numerous than that and have been made since the beging of film making world wide...

[rustyrobot]

Actually debatable...

Since Prime is only a CGI character or an actor... and not the real Prime

Well, I really do hate to break it to you, but it's not the REAL Jesus in those movies.
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[NighthawkNZ]

Well, I really do hate to break it to you, but it's not the REAL Jesus in those movies.


And its not the real Prime either... :eek5:

Life of Brian,.. funny movie...

[rustyrobot]

I figure that those Jesus movies probably haven't screened in China or been popular in India. Transformers on the other hand. Either way it would be hard to measure huh. And I guess there has been jesus propaganda since film began.

[FlangMasterJ]

Better chance of Optimus saving me than Jebus.


This guy is class:
http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

"If I too knew some guy that had been killed and placed inside a cave with a rock in front of it and I visited the cave to find the rock moved and his body gone, the only logical assumption would be that he had risen from the dead and is the son of God."

[Banditbandit]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

Worthwhile to say ??? And here I thought I was reading a thread in jokes and humour ...

God looks down on the world and sees that things are not as they should be. He decides that the world needs a few rules to live by otherwise it's going to degenerate into total anarchy.

He flies down and lands on a small mountain in India. A holy man climbs the mountain and sits beside him and says "You're God aren't you?"

God agrees that's who he is.

"Haven't seen you for a while, what do you want this time?" the holy man asks

"Well," says God, "I see that the world is not in the state I intended it to be, so I have a few Commandments to make things better."

"What are commandments?" asks the Indian holy man.

"They're rules to live by," replies God.

"Well sorry," says the holy man, "we don't want any of those. Don't you know rules are just contrusts of the mind?"

God feels a little down, so he floats on over to China and settles down on a mountain top to think. A Chinese holy man climbs the mountain and sits beside him and says "You're God aren't you? Haven't seen you for a while, what do you want this time?" the holy man asks

"Well," says God, "I see that the world is not in the state I intended it to be, so I have a few Commandments to make things better."

"Oh no, we don't need commandments," says the holy man. "We've created our own ways of living thank you very much."

God's feeling really depressed now, so he flies oer to the Middle East and settles down on a barren mountain to brood.

Up the mountain comes a little Jewish shepherd and sits down.

"Nice view," says the shepherd. God agrees.

"Who are you?" asks the shepherd. "I've never seen you here before."

"Im God," comes the reply.

"Well, you don't look very happy about that," says the shepherd. "What's the matter?"

God replies; "Well, the world is in a pretty bad way, so I have some commandments to try to make things better."

"What are commandments?" asks the shepherd.

"They're rules to live by," replies GOd.

"Oh, says the shepherd. "How much are they?"

"They're free," replies God.

"GREAT," says the shepherd. "I'll take ten ..."

[avgas]

I say let the robot man and the zombie fight to the death....

Fight Night
In the left corner, weighing in at 2 tons, man of metal, prophet of the Autobots.....Optimus, the PRIME contendaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!
And in the right corner, weighing in at 65kgs, doer of good, releaser of sins, and the son of god.......Jesus, lord of the undead, Chryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyst!!!!

Someone continue this.....we need commentary people

[davebullet]

"Round 1.... and Optimus comes out strong, but wait! He doesn't know whether he'll be better as a Robot (and right hook Jesus) or Mack Truck (and run him over).... in his quandry, Jesus brings out a knuckleduster covered bible and starts bashing. With one hit, Jesus KO's Optimus in only 10 seconds into the first round!"

[Banditbandit]

"Round 1.... and Optimus comes out strong, but wait! He doesn't know whether he'll be better as a Robot (and right hook Jesus) or Mack Truck (and run him over).... in his quandry, Jesus brings out a knuckleduster covered bible and starts bashing. With one hit, Jesus KO's Optimus in only 10 seconds into the first round!"

And, having been hit by the Bible and seen the light - Optimus Prime refuses to strike back. He turns the other cheek ... Jesus, practicing divine mercy, spares his life ... and they both go off to the pub for a beer ...

[Virago]

Down at the pub, Jesus orders water for everyone - and promptly turns it into wine...

[FlangMasterJ]

Then while Jesus is draining his withered serpent Optimus seizes his chance to get revenge and spikes JC's glass of mineral water with a little anti-freeze.

No one fucks with a Prime!

[Banditbandit]

Jesus, just having had a divine inspiration while draining the snake, delivers a sermon to Optimus Prime on the need to give up these negative feelings of his and on the joys of forgiveness ... thus boring Optimus into a catatonic state and running down his energy levels so he sits in the corner - a dead and run down hunk of metal ...

(Hippie shit bores anyone to death ...)

[Owl]

Meh!

Let's see Jesus try to walk on Optimus's lubricant.:whistle:

[avgas]

Jesus, just having had a divine inspiration while draining the snake, delivers a sermon to Optimus Prime on the need to give up these negative feelings of his and on the joys of forgiveness ... thus boring Optimus into a catatonic state and running down his energy levels so he sits in the corner - a dead and run down hunk of metal ...

(Hippie shit bores anyone to death ...)
And that boys and girls is how America got Kenworths

[FlangMasterJ]

In yo face hippy!