You know you're going too fast when...

[Headbanger]

You catch up with an ambulance in full emergency mode.....and you have to fight the urge to just fly on past em.....

[Headbanger]

A cop car comes from the other direction, and all they do is glare at you.....

[Headbanger]

The wife gives you an upper-cut when you finally pull over and get off the bike....

[Deano]

You know you're going too fast when you do a runner from an ambulance, thinking the flashing lights in your mirrors actually belong to a cop, eh Jimmy ?!!:yes:

[avgas]

You know your going to fast when...

- you look like you could give an elephant a blow-job.

- you go to fart, but shit your pants by mistake.

- your out-of-body experience cant keep up with you.

[SMOKEU]

You out run the grim reaper.

[White trash]

You know you're going too fast when you do a runner from an ambulance, thinking the flashing lights in your mirrors actually belong to a cop, eh Jimmy ?!!:yes:

That fucker had no chance mate. GSXR1000 at full song on the Hutt Motorway v's DAF Diesel Ambulance.

[Eyegasm]

You know your going to fast when...

You look back and next week is still catching up

or katmans response

your not moving inside a casket

[Headbanger]

....It suddenly occurs to you the road IS a race track....

......You think you are going faster then you have ever gone before but can't avert your eyes from the road to check the speedo....

You start fantasising about being strapped to a jet engine.....

[george formby]

You notice your favourite straight is actually a long corner.

You can hear the lampost's going past

The road looks like a licorice bootlace

[avgas]

you cant feel the pillion anymore

[slofox]

The road markings become a solid line...
The fly you hit shatters your visor...
The airliner overhead falls behind you...

[avgas]

they have to mail you the speeding ticket

[Swoop]

You catch up with an ambulance in full emergency mode.....and you have to fight the urge to just fly on past em.....
... while filtering.

[onearmedbandit]

When the po-po call these fuckers out to deal with you...

<img src="http://p.webwombat.com.au/motoring/images/lamborghini-reventon-vs-jet-4-big.jpg"/>

[sinfull]

When one sleep a week is enough ! Awww wait wrong thread !

[jim.cox]

> You know you're going too fast when....

Red shifts and time compresses

[HenryDorsetCase]

your mass has increased, approaching infinity. Also time has slowed to an apparent standstill

[dipshit]

Your speedo is measured in redshift.

[avgas]

you have to pull your pants up when you stop

[BMWST?]

when the slight left hand sweeper just after the normandale overbridge requires a really firm nudge on the left bar and serious lean after a brisk take off from the melling lights(NOT on a bmw r100)

[86GSXR]

When you're sitting on the side of the road enjoying the moment, and the guy you passed a while back goes past and gives you the fingers :blank:

[george formby]

When you get home 5 minutes younger than when you left..... E= um, er?:wacko:

[nudemetalz]

you pull out to over take a car and it's still 500m ahead of you while at redline in top on an RZ500 racing an RG500.........
err..never done that before...honest...

[nutjob]

When the fuzz pulls up next to you at a service station and informs you to your surprise that he has been trying to catch you for the last 8km :blink:

[avgas]

The 2-stroke stops making noise :eek5: and all is quiet :crazy:

[george formby]

http://bikerpunks.com/mediaviewer/2825/road-racing-crazy-multiple-flybys.html

when you can fly!

[ducatilover]

When your hand hurts

[onearmedbandit]

When the cop says he was unable to get a lock on you and he was doing 200km/h in pursuit...

[puddytat]

When you get that awwwwfuck feeling as the corner tightens:eek5:

[Cayman911]

You know you're going too fast
when you arrive prematurely

[KiWiP]

When, as you pull back into your drive you are able to wave to yourself leaving (as waving is involved this can't be accomplished on a Harley)

[one fast tl1ooo]

You know you're going too fast

When you see your speedo hit 299 , so you look at the rev counter to watch it move.
and tuck in more :rofl:

ps i did not do that last weekend;)

[schrodingers cat]

One for the vintage bike owners:

You know you're going too fast when the man in front carrying a warning lamp can't keep up

[2wheeldrifter]

You know when your going to fast when....

your nose is pushed up onto your visor

[tri boy]

You know when your going to fast when....

your nose is pushed up onto your lines


Fixed for ya;)

[2wheeldrifter]

Fixed for ya;)

Cheers for the help!

[one fast tl1ooo]

You know you're going too fast

When you pop up over the top of the hill at 200kph
and see a cop car, and think arr fuckit! and put your head down and dont look back,

[slofox]

when you arrive prematurely

Better than when you come prematurely...:whistle:

[ellipsis]

When the cop says he was unable to get a lock on you and he was doing 200km/h in pursuit...

....when you have given up on the flight because all of a sudden the road ahead is full of horse floats and maui campers...you have time to roll a cigarette and wait about another full minute before the cop pulls up behind you , out of breath and smiling...(let it go at a 120k infringement ,he was so impressed that an old goldwing could move so quick)...so was I...