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Gibbo89
7th October 2010, 20:27
Ok, I want to know why you guys and gals bag on hondas so much?

I know not all of you on here hate them, but to the rest, what gives?

I do not own a honda, but purchasing one would not bother me because it IS a Honda.

Explain please...

An answer a bit bitter than 'because hondas are for fags' would be much appreciated.

neels
7th October 2010, 20:31
It's not just hondas, it's anything starting with an H, as in;

Hondas
Hyosungs
Holdens
Hyundais

Have I forgotten any? :whistle:

MadDuck
7th October 2010, 20:34
Have I forgotten any? :whistle:

ummm....Tractors?

Gibbo89
7th October 2010, 20:39
It's not just hondas, it's anything starting with an H, as in;

Hondas
Hyosungs
Holdens
Hyundais

Have I forgotten any? :whistle:

But WHY!!!

maybe it's just fashionable to hate them :innocent:

AllanB
7th October 2010, 20:47
Bloody Hondas.


I go out to my garage and every time my bloody Honda starts and performs faultlessly.

Bloody Honda looks good too.

And I bloody enjoy fiddling around and modding bits on it to. Bloody Honda.

Darn thing goes around corners faster than my sphincter muscle likes. Bloody Honda.

Bloody brakes work as brakes should. Bloody Honda.


I hope I helped explain it.

Oakie
7th October 2010, 20:47
It's just tall poppy stuff. I made a wee Honda = gay joke this morning but all in jest and I can only do it because I no longer have a Honda. It's all just in fun ... I hope. A bike is a bike ... as long as it only has two wheels then it's all good to a greater or lesser extent.

avgas
7th October 2010, 20:47
its cos dey is gay ok.
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cs363
7th October 2010, 20:49
Blah, blah etc. :)

Notice how he mentioned sphincter? Mark my words, it's going to be all down hill from here..... :corn:

Genie
7th October 2010, 20:53
I remember twenty five years ago they were bagging Hondas..and that was at the Honda Shop I worked at :facepalm:

Just one of those things...like why is the sky blue? Because it is, accept it and move on.

Gibbo89
7th October 2010, 20:54
Notice how he mentioned sphincter? Mark my words, it's going to be all down hill from here..... :corn:

uh oh... friggin allan!

Genie
7th October 2010, 20:55
uh oh... friggin allan!

ssshhh, ignore it and it might go away.

cs363
7th October 2010, 20:56
uh oh... friggin allan!

Rather you than me.... :innocent:

neels
7th October 2010, 20:58
Sorry, who's friggin allans sphincter?

Latte
7th October 2010, 21:15
Sorry, who's friggin allans sphincter?


Honda threads :D

AllanB
7th October 2010, 21:19
Sorry, who's friggin allans sphincter?

Mother nature had a go at it a month ago in Christchurch. Darn bitch.

Probably rides a Honda, after all she left huge cracks everywhere :facepalm:

Gibbo89
7th October 2010, 21:21
Mother nature had a go at it a month ago in Christchurch. Darn bitch.

Probably rides a Honda, after all she left huge cracks everywhere :facepalm:

when picking the hornet, what other bikes did you try?

AllanB
7th October 2010, 21:33
when picking the hornet, what other bikes did you try?

Other bikes? Hell the guy at the Honda shop offered me a blow-job so the deal was done! :sick:


BAwahahahahahahahaha

But I jest and make a light hearted Homo-Honda joke.

I tried the SV thou - but the guys at the Glee club said it made my bum look fat.

I tried the FZ but I'd spent all my money on flying to the Sydney Mardi Gra so it was too expensive.

I always wanted a Monster but again - lack of dosh.


Oh bum - I've made more gay-Honda jokes. :blink:


Truth be - I really liked (and still do) the Hornet - I don't really give a poo about the brand name - it's what I like and what I can afford. A House, wife & 2 kids limit my budget a bit!

I would not get one of those Homosungs though ...........

oldguy
7th October 2010, 21:43
This is why there are Honda haters, its all about the RIDE every other bike rider is stuck with just a bike.

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porky
7th October 2010, 21:52
Bloody Hondas.


I go out to my garage and every time my bloody Honda starts and performs faultlessly.

Bloody Honda looks good too.

And I bloody enjoy fiddling around and modding bits on it to. Bloody Honda.

Darn thing goes around corners faster than my sphincter muscle likes. Bloody Honda.

Bloody brakes work as brakes should. Bloody Honda.


I hope I helped explain it.

I purposely pull stuff off mine, loosen the odd bolt, just so i can have an excuse to go into town and visit the dealership.
I thought the gay thing came about because when you grab a hand full of throttle its abit like being rooted from behind. The eyes water, the knees shake and you get off at the other end declaring....... Fuck, never again. But as all good fags know you just got to go back for more. Any way thats what i heard.

scracha
7th October 2010, 22:38
Ok, I want to know why you guys and gals bag on hondas so much?

It's a strange kiwi thing. I'd never heard of the whole "gay honda" thing till I came here.

I think it's to do with the low median income in this country. In other words, there's a lot of poor people in New Zealand and therefore Suzuki ownership is disproportionally high.

eelracing
7th October 2010, 22:52
Any way thats what i heard.

Is that what Scracha told ya:yes:

ducatilover
8th October 2010, 00:01
My thingymajig next to my name thingy says Honda hater. Because it can. I just purchased my third Honda today. I friggin love 'em. I never had any real problems with my Hondas in the past. Except for that one reach around that went wrong.
It amuses me when people ask whyy I love them, I just tell them it's like a cock. They then reply "are you gay?", to which you smile, nod and mince away. They do not realize you have just heard them admitting to not loving the ownership of their phallus.

Oh all this talk of wieners and Hondas get me wired up.

Gremlin
8th October 2010, 00:21
Honda owners are homos, there's nothing complex about it really.

And if you must ask the question, open your eyes. Just about every brand gets bagged on here. Except KTM, because they're awesome!

EJK
8th October 2010, 02:38
You fucking tell me what else brand makes commercials like this?


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Oakie
8th October 2010, 06:22
Truth be - I really liked (and still do) the Hornet

Ha ha. A Horn-et is sort of like a small horn huh?

StoneY
8th October 2010, 06:38
No one bags Honda's... they bag Honda Owners

:-)

BuzzardNZ
8th October 2010, 07:08
I've owned mainly Suzuki's, 4 Honda's and 1 Yamaha. Got nothing against any of the Jap bike companies. Each have great bikes. If anything, the Honda build quality is better than the others.

Laava
8th October 2010, 07:50
[QUOTE=EJK;1129878481]You fucking tell me what else brand makes commercials like this?


Totally gay dude!

Genie
8th October 2010, 07:54
Yeah, I saw that add somewhere and I was scared. Some things just should not be made for public veiwing.

dogsnbikes
8th October 2010, 07:58
ummm....Tractors?

Like this one:innocent:
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cs363
8th October 2010, 09:22
You fucking tell me what else brand makes commercials like this?

Yeah, but that's Hero Honda as opposed to Honda Japan. That company (Hero) make bikes under licence to Honda specifically for the growing gay market in India :shutup: (Oops, can I say that? I can see the NZ High Commisioner in India having to make a public apology for my crass remarks... :rofl:)

nudemetalz
8th October 2010, 09:49
Honda Hero huh?

Wonder if Suzuki will counter it with same sex brand ?
Oh wait, they have already,..that "sem fiddy" thing......:laugh:

Antonio
8th October 2010, 09:51
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nudemetalz
8th October 2010, 09:55
This is how REAL adverts are done for !!! DAMN FINE CHICKS IN HERE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IGT1hp7yJg

DEATH_INC.
8th October 2010, 10:02
Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
I hope this clears it up for you.

ducatilover
8th October 2010, 10:07
Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
I hope this clears it up for you.

I look good in pink. Brings out my eyes, like a spoon.

nudemetalz
8th October 2010, 10:10
Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
I hope this clears it up for you.

My Guzzi sheds bits as I'm riding it, only starts when IT wants to, not me,..and buzzes my hands to sleep at the legal limit on Mr Key's motorways.
But I love it because of this.

I've owned a few Hondas (VF500F, CBX400F, VT250F, etc etc) over the years and they were exactly what DEATH_INC says.

rachprice
8th October 2010, 10:18
I hear people who own hondas like the cock :innocent:



Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
I hope this clears it up for you.

Its true, they are, as much as I love my little baby (they are so reliable!), I depserately miss my RGV. It was out of control and loose and fun. The viffer is a little safe!

nudemetalz
8th October 2010, 10:26
Its true, they are, as much as I love my little baby (they are so reliable!), I depserately miss my RGV. It was out of control and loose and fun. The viffer is a little safe!

I had a girlfriend once that was out of control, loose and fun....never knew what she was going to be like the next day so had me on edge constantly. Then I got a safe reliable girlfriend because I couldn't handle the other one. She was fine, predictable and always nice, but I missed that rawness and scariness of the last one.

Guess that analogy (oops, wrong one here) can be applied to Hondas vs Italian machines.

Murray
8th October 2010, 10:27
It's not just hondas, it's anything starting with an H, as in;

Hondas
Hyosungs
Holdens
Hyundais

Have I forgotten any? :whistle:

Haojin, Harley (of course), hatford, HDM, Headbanger, Hercules, Hesketh, Highland, HM, Horex,Husaberg, Husqvarnia

Holdens and Hyundiais dont count as this is a motorcycle site

sugilite
8th October 2010, 10:46
I thought it was perfectly obvious, it is because Honda and gay rhyme :yes:

Gibbo89
8th October 2010, 10:53
I hear people who own hondas like the cock :innocent:

someones keen... :blip:

Usarka
8th October 2010, 10:53
Honda is an anamgram for Hando. Hando is slang for a homeless person, ie. bum.

Therefore when you say you like riding your Honda, you are actually saying you like dirt track racing (if you get my drift - so to speak).

Gibbo89
8th October 2010, 10:53
Haojin, Harley (of course), hatford, HDM, Headbanger, Hercules, Hesketh, Highland, HM, Horex,Husaberg, Husqvarnia

Holdens and Hyundiais dont count as this is a motorcycle site

and that hongshen brand. chinese ones!!

Banditbandit
8th October 2010, 11:51
ummm....Tractors?

See ... right there ... the mentality of KB website ... Does TRACTORS start with an H ????

nudemetalz
8th October 2010, 11:55
See ... right there ... the mentality of KB website ... Does TRACTORS start with an H ????

Yeah the Hassey Hergussons do........ :yes:

Banditbandit
8th October 2010, 12:00
Honda owners are homos, there's nothing complex about it really.

And if you must ask the question, open your eyes. Just about every brand gets bagged on here. Except KTM, because they're awesome!

Naaa ... ugly slow pieces of dog turd .. there ya go .. bagged KTM ...

Banditbandit
8th October 2010, 12:03
There is nothing to fight for, there is no battle, There is just one winner:

Then how come Yamaha is going to win the GP title again ?

Banditbandit
8th October 2010, 12:05
Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
I hope this clears it up for you.

Bwhahahaha .. I've seen chicks on Hondas who would blow riders here into the weeds ... I've seen chicks on Hondas I wouldn't even try to chase ...

Banditbandit
8th October 2010, 12:07
Yeah the Hassey Hergussons do........ :yes:

Only if you lost your teef on the handle bars ...

MadDuck
8th October 2010, 12:26
See ... right there ... the mentality of KB website ... Does TRACTORS start with an H ????

Yes, yes it does. Just ask any KBer what a tractor is and they will tell you :sunny:

PS: I dont think I am mental but ya just never know huh?

Antonio
8th October 2010, 12:28
Then how come Yamaha is going to win the GP title again ?

Better Riders and more investments. Engine wise there is no comparison. Honda is the most reliable and has the most horse power output.

But when it comes to super bikes and motogp it's all about techniques and the whole team behind the scene. For me the limit is 110 on road and 280-330 on track ( if I can manage that)

There are all awesome, I love to own a Yamaha as well as my Honda, I love to own a Ducati as well as My Honda, but I spend my money which is limited on the best, that's all. I will spend it on a engine that has proven to be the most solid and reliable engine.

End of the day, there is no bad bike or good bike, the bike that gives rider the ultimate joy is the best bike for its rider.

scumdog
8th October 2010, 12:35
B
End of the day, there is no bad bike or good bike, the bike that gives rider the ultimate joy is the best bike for its rider.

What the hell kind of comment is THAT??:blink:

(Truth and fact in an opinion is not the KB way....)

admenk
8th October 2010, 12:40
... Does TRACTORS start with an H ????

Mine doesn't start at all half the time.....

scumdog
8th October 2010, 12:42
Mine doesn't start at all half the time.....

C'mon guy, 'the glass is half full' - so what you mean is: it DOES start half the time...:D

Banditbandit
8th October 2010, 12:43
Mine doesn't start at all half the time.....

And you're in danger of loosing your teef on those handle bars ...:rofl:

admenk
8th October 2010, 12:44
C'mon guy, 'the glass is half full' - so what you mean is: it DOES start half the time...:D

...and that's when the problem's really begin!

Banditbandit
8th October 2010, 12:48
...and that's when the problem's really begin!

Yeah .. that's when people here will tell you you are riding "a real man's bike ... not a Homo Honda ..."

But then, you're probably not actually riding at all .. because .. you're being a mechanic ..

SMOKEU
8th October 2010, 12:49
For me the limit is 110 on road and 280-330 on track ( if I can manage that)


:wings::not::tugger::tugger::rofl::rofl:

Antonio
8th October 2010, 12:52
:wings::not::tugger::tugger::rofl::rofl:

Now you know how fast a Honda goes :yes:

admenk
8th October 2010, 12:53
But then, you're probably not actually riding at all .. because .. you're being a mechanic ..

I've been called lots of names before, but never a mechanic....Is that what I am when I'm threatening the bike with a sledgehammer and swearing?

schrodingers cat
8th October 2010, 15:48
See ... right there ... the mentality of KB website ... Does TRACTORS start with an H ????

Faggy gayness ruins your eyesite. Your Honda sympathies have got you reaching for the vas already...



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Another H word - HOMOEROTIC

SMOKEU
8th October 2010, 17:57
Hondas are gay.

scumdog
8th October 2010, 18:07
Hondas are gay.

Whew!

Well luckily I don't own one :blink:

SMOKEU
8th October 2010, 18:12
Whew!

Well luckily I don't own one :blink:

You sure you're not just a closet Honda rider?

vifferman
8th October 2010, 18:30
I've owned Hondas for about 36 years, and nothing else. The last four bikes, I test-rode lots of other makes'n'models, and they all felt 'not quite right', as I've got used to the fact Hondas generally have good ergos and are easy to ride, so I've ended up with another Honda. My hondas have been very reliable, and I've only had two breakdowns in 36 years, and both times it was a faulty R/R - made by Shindengen, not Honda.
I'd really like something with more character (like the XBR500RS Mutant I once owned), but I'm currently stuck with my VFR; it's too good for me to want to let it go.

Genie
8th October 2010, 18:46
I've owned Hondas for about 36 years, and nothing else. The last four bikes, I test-rode lots of other makes'n'models, and they all felt 'not quite right', as I've got used to the fact Hondas generally have good ergos and are easy to ride, so I've ended up with another Honda. My hondas have been very reliable, and I've only had two breakdowns in 36 years, and both times it was a faulty R/R - made by Shindengen, not Honda.
I'd really like something with more character (like the XBR500RS Mutant I once owned), but I'm currently stuck with my VFR; it's too good for me to want to let it go.

So, what you're saying is that you are not gay?

Antonio
8th October 2010, 19:09
You sure you're not just a closet Honda rider?

You are one yourself, CBR250 Hehe
You should have changed that before posting here you Gay rider :facepalm: :D

Maha
8th October 2010, 19:11
So, what you're saying is that you are not gay?

Oh hes gay alright, he had a sex change earlier this year to make it happen...:yes:

SMOKEU
8th October 2010, 19:18
You are one yourself, CBR250 Hehe
You should have changed that before posting here you Gay rider :facepalm: :D

I decided to come out of the closet and admit that I ride a Honda quite a while ago.

Morepower
8th October 2010, 22:05
http://www.1616bbs.com/bbs/data/tl-125-honda/img/10995_e3775ceccf.jpg

Genie
8th October 2010, 22:15
Oh hes gay alright, he had a sex change earlier this year to make it happen...:yes:

...and, you know this, HOW?

schrodingers cat
9th October 2010, 06:18
...and, you know this, HOW?

Oh the shame, the terrible all consuming shame...

porky
9th October 2010, 09:00
...and, you know this, HOW?

He had to sign the consent form?????????

Big Dave
9th October 2010, 17:38
It's a long standing KB 'in' joke.
It has no relevance beyond this URL.
Like Paint my roof.

Big Dave
9th October 2010, 17:38
Re OP - It's a long standing KB 'in' joke.
It has no relevance beyond this URL.
Like Paint my roof.

scumdog
9th October 2010, 21:15
Re OP - It's a long standing KB 'in' joke.
It has no relevance beyond this URL.
Like Paint my roof.


You and your KB facts can piss off.....:bleh:

Big Dave
9th October 2010, 23:18
Hey - you're the Joe Friday, I'm Jimmy Olsen.

ellipsis
9th October 2010, 23:42
....Soichira was a bit of a card, ....built a machine that everyone's bin tryin to beat since the early sixties....

Teflon
10th October 2010, 05:54
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eelracing
10th October 2010, 19:38
....Soichira was a bit of a card, ....built a machine that everyone's bin tryin to beat since the early sixties....

My arse he did...had to build a two stroke just to keep up then engineered their demise by convincing the great unwashed that overweight technocrap was the future.

DEATH_INC.
10th October 2010, 19:57
Re OP - It's a long standing KB 'in' joke.
It has no relevance beyond this URL.
Like Paint my roof.
You have it all wrong, he was serious about the roof painting.

ellipsis
12th October 2010, 10:03
My arse he did...had to build a two stroke just to keep up then engineered their demise by convincing the great unwashed that overweight technocrap was the future.

....not gettin my arse involved...

Swoop
12th October 2010, 10:40
The correct KB spelling is "ghey".



Thank goodness they do not make a shaft drive bike. They just cannot be wheelied.

Forest
12th October 2010, 10:47
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That's why you must never give Honda riders an unexpected reach-around.

Insanity_rules
12th October 2010, 12:34
My Guzzi sheds bits as I'm riding it, only starts when IT wants to, not me,..and buzzes my hands to sleep at the legal limit on Mr Key's motorways.
But I love it because of this.

I've owned a few Hondas (VF500F, CBX400F, VT250F, etc etc) over the years and they were exactly what DEATH_INC says.

This man speaketh the truth and Death inc is right (Oh shit is that a sign of the apocalypse?)

Funnily enough the whole Italian bike ethos seems to be 1) starting when it wants to 2) falling appart as you ride 3) buzzing your hands to sleep but ask 90% of Italian owners if theyd ever consider anything else and theyd laugh at you.

I also have to put my hand up to having owned several hondas (CB 100,VT250, VFR 400 and 750, VF400F, XL250, CR 250) and with the exception of the last one they are the most reliable thing known to man. I even still have my VTZ250 as a commuter. Guess that means I bat for both teams.

Gremlin
12th October 2010, 12:41
Best you get austrian then... it starts when I want it to and still has all the great attitude...

oh... but I do still get the parts falling off... stupid vtwin vibes :facepalm:

Big Dave
12th October 2010, 13:21
You have it all wrong, he was serious about the roof painting.

I think the difference is laughing 'with' or 'at'. I'm 'at'. :facepalm:

AllanB
12th October 2010, 17:14
Funnily enough the whole Italian bike ethos seems to be 1) starting when it wants to 2) falling appart as you ride 3) buzzing your hands to sleep but ask 90% of Italian owners if theyd ever consider anything else and theyd laugh at you.
.

That's because they are all Masochists.

Which is OK as long as they keep to their Italian bikes. It is when they also purchase a Honda that they cause trouble.

Then you get a Masochistic-Homo

AllanB
12th October 2010, 17:17
It's a long standing KB 'in' joke.
It has no relevance beyond this URL.
Like Paint my roof.


Hmmm - I was initally very confused by the reference to roof-painting.

Then I checked my trusty Honda manual and it explained all (page 69).

Apparently roof-painting is urban slang for, shall well say, inserting sausage into mouth and 'painting' the roof. Presumably white ........

Insanity_rules
12th October 2010, 19:20
Hmmm - I was initally very confused by the reference to roof-painting.

Then I checked my trusty Honda manual and it explained all (page 69).

Apparently roof-painting is urban slang for, shall well say, inserting sausage into mouth and 'painting' the roof. Presumably white ........

Isn't it on page 68? Page 69 is mutual roof painting.

Banditbandit
13th October 2010, 13:21
I've been called lots of names before, but never a mechanic....Is that what I am when I'm threatening the bike with a sledgehammer and swearing?

Yeah .. something like that ..

Banditbandit
13th October 2010, 13:24
The correct KB spelling is "ghey".



Thank goodness they do not make a shaft drive bike. They just cannot be wheelied.

Wanna bet ? I've had a BMW front wheel off the ground - and at 130 klicks ..

Latte
13th October 2010, 13:29
I own a Honda, and an Aprilia..... that makes me Masochistic-curious?

But in my defense (as if). the Honda is a smoker , so it's not a real honda, and the Aprilia has a Rotax motor, so it is reliable (for an italian).

Bald Eagle
13th October 2010, 13:41
The correct KB spelling is "ghey".



Thank goodness they do not make a shaft drive bike. They just cannot be wheelied.

You tube has vids of shaft bikes doing wheelies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsPjNYY5GvM

Swoop
13th October 2010, 14:03
Wanna bet ? I've had a BMW front wheel off the ground - and at 130 klicks ..
KB.


in



joke...

avgas
13th October 2010, 14:18
Wanna bet ? I've had a BMW front wheel off the ground - and at 130 klicks ..
I would get the Mrs to cut down if that happened to me, would take a fuck load of pies to get the front of a beemer up ;)

Banditbandit
13th October 2010, 14:18
KB.


in



joke...

In what ? ...

Banditbandit
13th October 2010, 14:22
I would get the Mrs to cut down if that happened to me, would take a fuck load of pies to get the front of a beemer up ;)

Naaa ... just took a Paris Dakar (R100GS PD Original) with the lower off road gearing . and a quick flick of the throttle to full power ...

http://www.cifumotorsports.com/mc/19...images/pd1.jpg

It scared the hell out of me as I was pulling out to pass a car at around 130 klicks .. and the bike wasn't even pointing straight down the road ... still going out when the front end lifted ... pointing straight at a fence on the right hand side of the road ... Got it back down real quick ...

The Stranger
13th October 2010, 14:30
Wanna bet ? I've had a BMW front wheel off the ground - and at 130 klicks ..


You tube has vids of shaft bikes doing wheelies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsPjNYY5GvM

Gets em everytime.

imdying
13th October 2010, 14:45
Ahhhh noobs.... fish in a barrel.

scracha
13th October 2010, 23:24
Wanna bet ? I've had a BMW front wheel off the ground - and at 130 klicks ..

Shafties don't wheelie. The Earth tilts underneath them.

onearmedbandit
13th October 2010, 23:39
It's true. When BMW where designing the new S1000RR they were stuck for a long time over whether to add wheelie control or just make it shaft driven.

onearmedbandit
13th October 2010, 23:47
Anyway, back to the original question. I wasn't there, and those that where there deny they were, but the whole Honda's are for fags thing goes back to the first, and last, Kiwi Biker Band Camp.

Banditbandit
14th October 2010, 09:25
Ahhhh noobs.... fish in a barrel.

:rofl: Yeah .. I should have known better ...

Gibbo89
24th October 2010, 10:02
You tube has vids of shaft bikes doing wheelies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsPjNYY5GvM

that looks like trying to wheelie a bus.

bloodnut
27th October 2010, 10:23
My opinion on why Honda sucks;

- Dont respect there riders, they believe its there machine that wins, not the rider, hence Rossi leaving
- They lie, told Rossi he would recieve his NSR500 after he won the 2000 title but never gave it to him
- Shafted NZ racers, a few years ago they decided to withdraw from NZ road racing 2 weeks before the national champs started leaving all of there riders without a bike and no time to arrange another, these riders had paid for there entries, tyres and spares but had no bikes.
- Worst of all they killed the two-stroke, Mr Hondas wife told him that his first bike, a two stroke, was smelly and noisy so Mr Honda pledged to build four strokes only and then campaigned against the two strokes for the rest of his days finally getting them banned.

Plus Hondas generally have no character, they seam to engineer this out of there bikes.

Cheers

ducatilover
27th October 2010, 10:42
My opinion on why Honda sucks;

- Dont respect there riders, they believe its there machine that wins, not the rider, hence Rossi leaving
- They lie, told Rossi he would recieve his NSR500 after he won the 2000 title but never gave it to him
- Shafted NZ racers, a few years ago they decided to withdraw from NZ road racing 2 weeks before the national champs started leaving all of there riders without a bike and no time to arrange another, these riders had paid for there entries, tyres and spares but had no bikes.
- Worst of all they killed the two-stroke, Mr Hondas wife told him that his first bike, a two stroke, was smelly and noisy so Mr Honda pledged to build four strokes only and then campaigned against the two strokes for the rest of his days finally getting them banned.

Plus Hondas generally have no character, they seam to engineer this out of there bikes.

Cheers
So, the leaders of the race team make the bikes suck? :corn:
My bros650 had plenty of character....so did my vt250 spada, would slide the arse anywhere in the wet :love:
I think that's just a biased opinion. Like mine. So don't even read this. :facepalm:

EDIT: "their" not "there"

merv
27th October 2010, 11:43
My opinion on why Honda sucks;
- They lie, told Rossi he would recieve his NSR500 after he won the 2000 title but never gave it to him



Well there you go. Kenny Roberts Jr won the 2000 title for Suzuki so perhaps he got his bike from Suzuki and Rossi had to go without that year.

bloodnut
27th October 2010, 16:37
Sorry 2001 Rossi won the 500cc title and Honda didnt cough up despite telling him they would on several occasions.

I didnt say Hondas bikes suck, I have had plenty of them and have won three national road racing titles in NZ on Hondas, I said Honda sucks, as a company.

As for a vt250 spada being full of character, takes all sorts I guess.

Monie
2nd November 2010, 10:10
Well i ride a honda and i dont care what others say
bloody suzuki ... lol

jasonzc
3rd November 2010, 01:57
Well i ride a honda and i dont care what others say
bloody suzuki ... lol

lol now ur just making up excuses and trying to divert attention:bleh:

Banditbandit
3rd November 2010, 11:02
bloody suzuki ... lol

Wott ? The one that passed you ?

Monie
5th November 2010, 17:00
i dont mind what pass me ... yeah right ...

StoneY
11th November 2010, 06:22
8 pages of Honda bashing - wooohooo!
name me any other brand that can be as abused as that!

Last Honda I owned was the good old XR 350 1987 model
Before that was an XR 200

Dad had a CBX550F Integra that I rode heaps but he owned it (phew)

Current fleet:
Ducati ST4
KTM Super Duke 990
Suzuki GSXR 1100

Gotta love havin Hoda's around to blame for everything tho it rocks!