My leaving party.

[White trash]

After heaps of pressure from all sorts of wallys, my leaving party will be at Kitty O'Sheas, Saturday 25th of June from 8 pm.

All welcome, especially anyone keen to shout me a beer. Steinlager thanks, in a bottle, not a pint. Ta.

See y'all there. :drinkup:

[Riff Raff]

After heaps of pressure from all sorts of wallys, my leaving party will be at Kitty O'Sheas, Saturday 25th of June from 8 pm.
You calling me a wally? :confused:
And you managed to do it with 6 hours to go on Fizzerman's ultimatum. Thought you would have held out just to see what he'd do!

[mikey]

gay ole kitty o sha

[White trash]

gay ole kitty o sha

You're not invited, dickhead.

[mikey]

isnt going to stop me tunring up though is it, should ov had it in wainui then you might be able to choose who turns up.

[Ms Piggy]

Roight! I'll be there at some stage but I think we're having a party that night...although I'm sure it could be postponed. :D

[Two Smoker]

You better well be racing during the day, before the Piss up!!!

[Krayy]

After heaps of pressure from all sorts of wallys, my leaving party will be at Kitty O'Sheas, Saturday 25th of June from 8 pm.

All welcome, especially anyone keen to shout me a beer. Steinlager thanks, in a bottle, not a pint. Ta.

See y'all there. :drinkup:
What about the "Welcome to Auckland" party?

[White trash]

You better well be racing during the day, before the Piss up!!!

No, I'll be WORKING during the day, before the piss up.

[Two Smoker]

No, I'll be WORKING during the day, before the piss up.

Ah ya fucker!!! Hurry up and sort out your shit!!! Hopefully i can make it to the going away piss up, and then the Welcome to Auckland ride/pissup/whatever thewelcomeisgoingtobe...

[White trash]

You calling me a wally? :confused:
And you managed to do it with 6 hours to go on Fizzerman's ultimatum. Thought you would have held out just to see what he'd do!

You're only a wally by association.

And I'm not scared of that tub o' lard. If he could ride half as well as he spouts shit, he'd be giving ol' Rossi a hiding.

[jimbo600]

I'll be there whatever. Probably carry on like I did down Alexandra way too. Good guiness in Kittys too, and I'm going to drink so much of the stuff my guano will look like a carbon fibre end can in the morning.

[White trash]

I'll be there whatever. Probably carry on like I did down Alexandra way too. Good guiness in Kittys too, and I'm going to drink so much of the stuff my guano will look like a carbon fibre end can in the morning.

Pleased to hear it mate.

Not sure if it's a visualization I like though...,...

[MOTOXXX]

shit.
was gona have the flatwarming that night....ill bail that idea now.
ill be there man and ill see if i can drag that sparky homo along.
(Go easy martin) :motu:

[BNZ]

As long as there is no fresh snow for that weekend I will be there

[Skunk]

Seems I can make it too.
Sure you don't want to change date?

[Artifice]

you lot could always organise a group ride to auckers for his flat warming party... ;)

[GROOMER]

Do I have to be a wally to attend? :)

[LB]

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We're away that w/end, so won't be able to be there.

Hope you all have a good night.
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[What?]

Last Thursday would have been good...
I'll just stay home and have quiet :drinkup: in your "honour" :niceone:

[White trash]

Last Thursday would have been good...
I'll just stay home and have quiet :drinkup: in your "honour" :niceone:

Cool. Good to have met you by the way. :niceone:

[Sparky Bills]

Steinlager thanks, in a bottle, not a pint. Ta.
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EWWWWWWW
I couldnt live with myself, if i helped someone drink that piss water :nono:

[F5 Dave]

We'll probably be shifting that day (if we know where to would be a help). But if that is sorted ok we'll show.

[Quasievil]

Well I would come down for the event ,but knowing WT will be on his way home at the late hour of 10.30 pm its prolly not worth it, soft cock cant drink beer:weird:


Nah didnt mean it mate, have a fucken good night and have one for me on me whatever :drinkup: !!

We will look forward to having you up in these parts soon !

[Motoracer]

Steinlager thanks, in a bottle, not a pint. Ta.

See y'all there. :drinkup:

Why is your smiley drinking out of a pint then?

Sorry mate, just being a cunt as usual. Have a blast and I might see you for the welcome party here in AKL, if there's one.

[White trash]

Why is your smiley drinking out of a pint then?

Sorry mate, just being a cunt as usual. Have a blast and I might see you for the welcome party here in AKL, if there's one.

Ahh there'll be one sonny.

I wont be organising it is all. My partys suck.

And yes, you are a cunt.

[Quasievil]

And yes, you are a cunt. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ......................

[Riff Raff]

Ahh there'll be one sonny.

I wont be organising it is all. My partys suck.
Ah, great. More stuff for me to do. Ah well if it's anything like the last one I had it'll be posted on KB a couple of hours beforehand.

[Sparky Bills]

You need a Sparky Bills kinda party!!

But sorry mate, a bit too biiizzzzyyyy.

Here a guide to follow..

Music- All types! (pimping kind to so the fems can get up and shake their stuff.

People- All types (the more the merrier)

Booze- ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!!! (speaks for its self)

Playing Cards- (good healthy drinking games go a long way)

MORE BOOZE!!

Good Weather- (so people are not all crunched together)

Little Pink Girls Bike- (just for fun, Ohh hang on.... Your Gixer will do :rofl: )


I could go on and on.
But wont.
Follow this guide and your party might come close to a Sparky Bills Party. (but i doubt it :niceone: )

[White trash]

You need a Sparky Bills kinda party!!

But sorry mate, a bit too biiizzzzyyyy.

Here a guide to follow..

Music- All types! (pimping kind to so the fems can get up and shake their stuff.

People- ......blah blah blah


Little Pink Girls Bike- (just for fun, Ohh hang on.... Your Gixer will do :rofl: )


I could go on and on.
But wont.
Follow this guide and your party might come close to a Sparky Bills Party. (but i doubt it :niceone: )

You forgot "The host puking in his mums garden"

[Sparky Bills]

You forgot "The host puking in his mums garden"



Back lawn thankyou very much :rofl:
That kinda happens during and after a yardy! :puke:

[Mitch]

Would love to come along but i'm afraid i'm washing my hair that night...................... Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails. :motu:

[Ixion]

Would love to come along but i'm afraid i'm washing my hair that night...................... Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails. :motu:

Would you not think it worthwhile to reschedule the toenails, for the sake of a cultured and refined evening of decorous conviviality, erudite discussion , sparkling wit and senstive light hearted banter ?

Perfectly prepared viands, and rare well selected vintages of the highest quality ?

The company of ladies and gentlemen, in the best sense of those words, spiritual reinvigoration and mental stimulation.










Can see why you wouldn't want to go to Mr White Trash's bash though

[Riff Raff]

Would love to come along but i'm afraid i'm washing my hair that night...................... Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails. :motu:
But I cut your toenails just last week! The things she made me do just because she was dyeing my hair.

[White trash]

Would you not think it worthwhile to reschedule the toenails, for the sake of a cultured and refined evening of decorous conviviality, erudite discussion , sparkling wit and senstive light hearted banter ?

Perfectly prepared viands, and rare well selected vintages of the highest quality ?

The company of ladies and gentlemen, in the best sense of those words, spiritual reinvigoration and mental stimulation.



Legs gets that sort of enjoyment every night at home. And she'll be at the party, simply because she wants to make sure I'm really leaving so she gets the big room!

[White trash]

Riff raff: What the hell is up with your Avitar?

[Riff Raff]

Riff raff: What the hell is up with your Avitar?
It's Ermintrude - did you prefer the one I had earlier of Dillon?

[Quasievil]

Riff raff: What the hell is up with your Avitar?


looks like she got to ya willy with a silly doll hat and a marker pen again mate :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Paul in NZ]

It's Ermintrude - did you prefer the one I had earlier of Dillon?

Ah! The Magic Roundabout...

Jasper Carrotts version was bestus...

----------------

Hello children. It s a quarter to six. Time today. for Magic Roundabout...`

`I wonder where Florence is?` ,said Dougal.

`I m over here.` ,said Florence.

`Hello, Florence.` ,said Dougal.

`Hello, Dougal.` ,said Florence.

`Boing!`

`Hello, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Zebadee.

`Hello, Zebadee.` ,said Dougal and Florence.

`Hello, Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Dillon.

`Hello, Dillon.` ,said Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.

`I say,` ,said Dillon.

`What?` ,said Dougal.

`Booinngg!`

`Pardon?` ,said Zebadee.

`Nothing.` ,Said Dougal.

`I wasn't talking to you.` ,said Zebadee.

`Oh.` ,Said Dougal.

`Dillon.` ,said Dougal.

`Yes.` ,said Dillon.

`I wonder if Florence is a virgin?`

`Drops 'em for certain.` ,said Dillon.

`Booinngg!`

`That s right enough.` ,said Zebadee.

`How do you know?` ,said Dillon.

`Booinngg!`

`To my knowledge half of Toytown knows of her hori-zontal pleasures. Let s face it, Noddy's the biggest ram round here and he reckons he's cored.` ,said Zebadee.

`I can hear you.` ,said Florence. `It s not true. Noddy and I are just good friends.`

`Rubbish` ,said Dougal. `It s all over the canteen. Anyone knows about you, you brazen hussy.`

`You lousy old flea-bag` ,said Florence. `Call yourself a dog? I've seen better hair on a lavatory brush!.`

`Booinngg!!`

`Now look here` ,said Zebadee. `Things are getting out of hand. Let's get back to the story-line!.`

`It's a crummy story anyway` ,said Dillon stubbornly.

`Booinngg!`

`No, it's not` ,said Zebadee commandingly.

`Who cares?` ,said Dillon dejectedly.

`Well, I like it` ,said Florence, hopefully.

`Ihat's obvious!` ,said everybody, cockily.

`Booinngg!`

`Now look` ,said Zebadee, `let's try and get it together.`

`Well, I'm not working for that fat-bat any more` ,said Dougal. `I'm off to join the Flowerpot men.`

`Good riddance` ,said Florence.

`Knickers!` ,said Dougal.

`That's no way to talk to a lady` ,said Dillon (knowing he's on to a good thing).

`Some lady!` ,said Dougal.

`Oh, piss off` ,said Dillon.

And Dougal did so, all over Florence.

`Thank you for sticking up for me` ,said Florence.

`Oh, it's nothing, really` ,said Dillon.

`You know I've fancied you for a long time` ,said Florence.

`I've fancied you too` ,said Dillon.

`Where do we go from here?` ,said Florence.

`Booinngg!!!`

[Riff Raff]

Ah! The Magic Roundabout...
Jasper Carrotts version was bestus...

:rofl: Classic.


looks like she got to ya willy with a silly doll hat and a marker pen again mate


Ewwwwww! Right I'm changing my avatar again then.

[What?]

...Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails. :motu:
Corner harder!

[Mitch]

Corner harder!

From a man that rides a BMW :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And now that Riff Raff's blown my cover I guess i'll have to be there :niceone:

[sels1]

yep, should be there....

[Drew]

And I'm not scared of that tub o' lard. If he could ride half as well as he spouts shit, he'd be giving ol' Rossi a hiding.[/QUOTE]

Who the fuck are you to give my riding shit dickhead. I recall that I have won every wheelie comp we ever had! :ride:
And another thing you skinny runt, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.( There's a double meaning in that.) :yes:

[White trash]

, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.

Sure "Jared"!

[White trash]

PMs have been sent to everyone NOT invited. I figure I dislike a whole lot less people than I like so it's easier to uninvite them.

So, if you received a PM from me, don't bother turning up. The Tazman'll have ya evicted.

[Quasievil]

PMs have been sent to everyone NOT invited. I figure I dislike a whole lot less people than I like so it's easier to uninvite them.

So, if you received a PM from me, don't bother turning up. The Tazman'll have ya evicted.

I got a PM a while back does that count ?

[Biff]

Damned blast and bugger.
I would have made an effort to be there but you've picked the day of the first AB V Lions test and I have tickets. I'll check to see if they can re-arrange the fixture for me.

[NC]

PMs have been sent to everyone NOT invited. I figure I dislike a whole lot less people than I like so it's easier to uninvite them.

So, if you received a PM from me, don't bother turning up. The Tazman'll have ya evicted.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! :slap: I got a PM!

[crashe]

PMs have been sent to everyone NOT invited. I figure I dislike a whole lot less people than I like so it's easier to uninvite them.

So, if you received a PM from me, don't bother turning up. The Tazman'll have ya evicted.

WOHOOOOO I didnt get a PM.....hehehehe
Darn it ya live in wellywood...lol.
(pt)

[Skunk]

Hey! Where's my PM?

[White trash]

let me know via PM please.

There's a few out of towners coming down to party so I'll try sort out accomodation for yas.

[Quasievil]

anybody that normally stays at my pad let me know via PM please.



Is that cause your to drunk to know they were there? or did someone nick something ? or perhaps a notifiable disease has been recorded against the property and you need to tell them the bad news ?

Fuck could be all soughts of things

[Sparky Bills]

People going into town after??

[NC]

People going into town after??
I could be wrong since I'm un-invited, but... I think it's in town?

[Sparky Bills]

I could be wrong since I'm un-invited, but... I think it's in town?


Yeah but in one pub.
Are people going to more than one or staying put?

[NC]

Yeah but in one pub.
Are people going to more than one or staying put?
They all look like piss heads to me :yes:

[White trash]

Is that cause your to drunk to know they were there? or did someone nick something ? or perhaps a notifiable disease has been recorded against the property and you need to tell them the bad news ?

Fuck could be all soughts of things

Listen smartarse, I wanna know who wants to be staying.

[White trash]

Yeah but in one pub.
Are people going to more than one or staying put?

Take it as it comes. Start drinkin from 8:30, what happens then is anyones guess.

[BNZ]

I havnt been on here for a while, so I thought you would have buggerd off by now. And whats with the 8:30 start? I hope that means AM. :drinkup:

[White trash]

I havnt been on here for a while, so I thought you would have buggerd off by now. And whats with the 8:30 start? I hope that means AM. :drinkup:

Heard of a thing called "work" young fellah?

[Quasievil]

If it was next Saturday I would be there with Bells on mate

[White trash]

If it was next Saturday I would be there with Bells on mate

That's cool brother, more Steinlager for me.

[StoneChucker]

Get to ride big hogs with Jimmy during the day, get to drink piss with Jimmy at night. Sounds perfect.

I would stay at your place, but some of your flatmates scare me :no:
Think I'll sleep on Cuba St, or try get the cops to put my in a sober-up cell over night.

[White trash]

I would stay at your place, but some of your flatmates scare me :no:


Don't worry big guy, one of 'em scares the shit outta me too.

[crazylittleshit]

Think I'll sleep on Cuba St, or try get the cops to put my in a sober-up cell over night.
I can arrange this if needed. :whistle:
A pink CELL....... :devil2:

[Riff Raff]

Listen smartarse, I wanna know who wants to be staying.
Can I stay?

[White trash]

Can I stay?

Sorry, house is full. The only available spot is in my bed. And you don't wanna know what happens in there..... :whistle:

[Riff Raff]

Sorry, house is full. The only available spot is in my bed. And you don't wanna know what happens in there..... :whistle:
Is that because all guests are directed to your room instead of the toilet?

[White trash]

Is that because all guests are directed to your room instead of the toilet?

Aren't you s'posed to be working?

Get back to it!

[sels1]

Damned blast and bugger.
I would have made an effort to be there but you've picked the day of the first AB V Lions test and I have tickets. I'll check to see if they can re-arrange the fixture for me.

Good point Biff - does Kittys have sky TV?

[Skunk]

Good point Biff - does Kittys have sky TV?What for? It'll be repeated over and over again. And analysed. And dissected. And replayed. And slo-motioned. And so on. For days. You'll never miss any of it.

[Marknz]

Sorry, house is full. The only available spot is in my bed. And you don't wanna know what happens in there..... :whistle:

hah, I've seen the pictures!

You and that poor unsuspecting little mini moto. Bloody thing never knew what it had coming to it

[Marknz]

What for? It'll be repeated over and over again. And analysed. And dissected. And replayed. And slo-motioned. And so on. For days. You'll never miss any of it.

You thinking rugby? Fook that, the MotoGp will be on Saturday night from Assen!

[Skunk]

You thinking rugby? Fook that, the MotoGp will be on Saturday night from Assen!Video. For the collection. Every time.

(Yeah, I was thinking rugby 'cos of Biff's post and I've never seen a pub show GP...)

[StoneChucker]

Video. For the collection. Every time.

(Yeah, I was thinking rugby 'cos of Biff's post and I've never seen a pub show GP...)
Hmm, throw in 20 or more lagered up bikers, and I think they might :devil2: ?? :no: maybe not.

[White trash]

You thinking rugby? Fook that, the MotoGp will be on Saturday night from Assen!

MotoGP aint televised 'till Sunday night anyway.

[sels1]

Video. For the collection. Every time.

So you can replay it, dissect it analyse it, etc???

Methinks most fans prefer to watch their sports live, be it rugby, motorcycle racing or whatever......

[Sparky Bills]

UMMMMMM..
Shouldnt you all be sooooooo smashed that you cant focus on a tv???

Or is that just the way us Kapiti folk party? :Punk: :drinkup:

[sels1]

UMMMMMM..
Shouldnt you all be sooooooo smashed that you cant focus on a tv???

Or is that just the way us Kapiti folk party? :Punk: :drinkup:


It takes me more than 80 minutes to get that smashed....have conditioned liver!

[Sparky Bills]

It takes me more than 80 minutes to get that smashed....have conditioned liver!


Whats a liver?? :drinkup:

[Biff]

Sorry I can't make it dude, but I managed to organise the transportation you specificaly asked for the deliver your kit 'up north'. :whistle:

[Paul in NZ]

At this stage we are a big maybe....

I have cotracted this %^$& flu thats going about (ah the joys of an open office and a kid that does early childcare) despite having my flu jab which is free to me because I'm a type 1 diabetic...

Anyway.. I think I turned the corner this morning but... Even typing hurts

If you have kids. Don't let them get this. Keep em at home if it is at your school

[sels1]

Whats a liver?? :drinkup:

The thing that turns your DB into Fosters

[Firefight]

After heaps of pressure from all sorts of wallys, my leaving party will be at Kitty O'Sheas, Saturday 25th of June from 8 pm.


See y'all there. :drinkup:


whens ya "arrivin in Jaffa land" party Mouse ?

F/F :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:

[White trash]

whens ya arrivin in Jaffa land party Mouse ?

F/F :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:

Don't *make* me come up there, tough guy!

Oh, that's right, I already am.

Not sure mate, leaving that one in the womans court, we'll have to see when she's not working I huess. I assure you though, you'll be the first to know. :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:

[scumdog]

Hmmmm, 14 cans of JD&coke and just 'mellow' wish I was up there to 'welcome' you to Jaffaland Jimmy, maybe some other time?

N.B. I still 'owe' you a beer for the XN manual :niceone: :apint:

[BNZ]

so, anyone going to this? :whistle: