Stoner @ Phillip Island!

[Crasherfromwayback]

WTF? 1.89 seconds faster than the next guy during warmup? .6 sec better than everyone else for qualifying?

You'd have to say if he stays on the fucking thing he'll be gone baby gone!

[NZsarge]

WTF? 1.89 seconds faster than the next guy during warmup? .6 sec better than everyone else for qualifying?

You'd have to say if he stays on the fucking thing he'll be gone baby gone!

Yeah I agree, he'll be without doubt the person to beat for sure. Obviously the bike is looking good for next season, wanna change your mind about Rossi never winning another title? :shutup: Sorry, couldn't help myself :lol:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Yeah I agree, he'll be without doubt the person to beat for sure. Obviously the bike is looking good for next season, wanna change your mind about Rossi never winning another title? :shutup: Sorry, couldn't help myself :lol:

Nope. Think how fast Stoner will be on a bike that's not as nasty to ride as the Ducati. I mean seriously...as much as it's obviously better now that it has been this season...how many careers has that bitch of a bike ended or nearly ended?

[NZsarge]

Nope. Think how fast Stoner will be on a bike that's not as nasty to ride as the Ducati. I mean seriously...as much as it's obviously better now that it has been this season...how many careers has that bitch of a bike ended or nearly ended?

I think Rossi and company will sort the evil tendencies of the Ducati and have it sorted quick smart, look what he did for Yamaha. Biaggi couldn't sort it out but Rossi and crew soon had it going well... Or is it that Rossi is extreeemely talented? Either way, given a little time he'll be just fine on the Ducati, the team has just got to get it to steer and go 'round corners nicely. It's clear the the Ducati does'nt lack for straight line speed or power so get it to corner like a Yamaha and it'll be fast all the time. :niceone:
If they achieve that he'll be able to ride it to another championship sitting on it backwards. :D

[Crasherfromwayback]

If they achieve that he'll be able to ride it to another championship sitting on it backwards. :D

So he can cuddle his 'man friend'???

[NZsarge]

So he can cuddle his 'man friend'???

How did I know you were going to take this banter down to the gutter... where Stoner lurks... His skinny wife is clearly a beard for his true lifestyle.

[Crasherfromwayback]

How did I know you were going to take this banter down to the gutter... where Stoner lurks... His skinny wife is clearly a beard for his true lifestyle.

To me, and I'm sure many more guys...she ain't skinny. Slim yes. But she has a gorgeous wee body. I can't help it if you like them big. But don't worry mate...your hero can still get married. Lots of countries do civil unions now days. There's still hope.

[BMWST?]

..... but Rossi and crew soon had it going well... Or is it that Rossi is extreeemely talented? ........... the team has just got to get it to steer and go 'round corners nicely. It's clear the the Ducati does'nt lack for straight line speed or power so get it to corner like a Yamaha and it'll be fast all the time.

True,but this is easier said than done.These bikes are right on the limit and even with electronics there seems to be a very fine line to tread.Remember also they have much less testing time now than in the past.Its taken some very talented men a whole season to sort the Ducati and the Honda,but as can be seen by the results the Ducati is still marginal somehow if ridden at the speeds required to keep up with the two Yamahas

[cs363]

To me, and I'm sure many more guys...she ain't skinny. Slim yes. But she has a gorgeous wee body.


:facepalm: OMG...what's the world coming to? I find myself agreeing with you....again! She has a real womans body - plenty of curves, it's just miniaturised

Stoner for the win....as long as stays on the bloody thing!

[rachprice]

She is bangin!

Waaaaaaaaay hotter than the other brolly girls

[NZsarge]

To me, and I'm sure many more guys...she ain't skinny. Slim yes. But she has a gorgeous wee body. I can't help it if you like them big. But don't worry mate...your hero can still get married. Lots of countries do civil unions now days. There's still hope.

:laugh: Right back at ya, Stoners only a divorce away from civil union.
Every time I see Stoner's so called wife on TV.... yeesh, that's once sour faced chick, she did smile at the TV camera for a nano second during Qualifying yesterday, just as well I didn't blink or I would have missed it.
Yeah so sue me if I don't like shagging a rake, I prefer women to have actual flesh on their bones but that's just me I guess...
I've said it before, Monica Bellucci, that's a real woman (although completely unobtanable as are most fantasy women) all curves and red hot fleshiness... :love:

[NZsarge]

True,but this is easier said than done.These bikes are right on the limit and even with electronics there seems to be a very fine line to tread.Remember also they have much less testing time now than in the past.Its taken some very talented men a whole season to sort the Ducati and the Honda,but as can be seen by the results the Ducati is still marginal somehow if ridden at the speeds required to keep up with the two Yamahas

All fair points mate. But there are very talented men and then there's Rossi, Burgess and crew. It's been said on many many occasions before there's no one who can give feed back about what's happening like Rossi can. Time will tell all eh...

[Crasherfromwayback]

. It's been said on many many occasions before there's no one who can give feed back about what's happening like Rossi can.

Eddie Lawson. They called him the computer well before they were using the fucking things!

[NZsarge]

She is bangin!

Waaaaaaaaay hotter than the other brolly girls

Bugger, I was gonna come back at you with a slightly smartarse quip but I find it difficult to be disrespectful to girls... Grr.

[NZsarge]

. It's been said on many many occasions before there's no one who can give feed back about what's happening like Rossi can.

Eddie Lawson. They called him the computer well before they were using the fucking things!

Perhaps he should have been developing the Ducati then?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Perhaps he should have been developing the Ducati then?

Well he helped develop the Yamaha YZR500, then the Honda NSR500, then the Cagiva (won championships on the Yamaha and the Honda, and Cagiva's 1st ever race)...so I'm sure if he was still riding he'd be more than happy to mate!

[NZsarge]

She is bangin!

Waaaaaaaaay hotter than the other brolly girls

Umm, yeah, she's skinny as, sorry but it's fact. I'm not saying I couldn't go a skinny chick coz there's more to it at the end of the day than looks but she's not my cuppa..

[NZsarge]

Well he helped develop the Yamaha YZR500, then the Honda NSR500, then the Cagiva (won championships on the Yamaha and the Honda, and Cagiva's 1st ever race)...so I'm sure if he was still riding he'd be more than happy to mate!

I'd love it if he'd help me out fine tuning the suspension on the 14, that'd be mint!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Think he's too into his TZ250 powered go karts to help you now mate.

[rachprice]

Bugger, I was gonna come back at you with a slightly smartarse quip but I find it difficult to be disrespectful to girls... Grr.

What because I might get all upset that the big mean man is saying awful things to me and cry?

[NZsarge]

What because I might get all upset that the big mean man is saying awful things to me and cry?

No, re-read what I said, that's what I meant.

[rachprice]

No, re-read what I said, that's what I meant.

Well you dont need to worry about disrespecting me....I take as good as I give and visa versa!

[cs363]

Well you dont need to worry about disrespecting me....I take as good as I give and visa versa!

Yeah....she has to put up with crasherfromwayback FFS...if she can handle him she can take any abuse! :lol:

Go on give it to her..... :lol: :corn::corn:



Oops....probably left myself wide open for a flaming from rach.... :lol:

[rachprice]

Yeah....she has to put up with crasherfromwayback FFS...if she can handle him she can take any abuse! :lol:

Go on give it to her..... :lol: :corn::corn:



Oops....probably left myself wide open for a flaming from rach.... :lol:

And we all know Im the boss

haha he is actually insanely sweet to me

[cs363]

And we all know Im the boss

haha he is actually insanely sweet to me

Well you're definitely the brains and the looks of the outfit.....

Now, tell us more of these intimate secrets, I can use this stuff!! :rofl:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Well you're definitely the brains and the looks of the outfit.....

Now, tell us more of these intimate secrets, I can use this stuff!! :rofl:

Correct.

OK...I've got a 14" slong and it sends out a charge like an electric eel.

[cs363]

Correct.

I wasn't talking to you 'sweetie'



OK...I've got a 14" slong and it sends out a charge like an electric eel.


You're confusing centimetres with inches (and that's being kind) ........which would explain you thinking a glow worm was an electric eel......

[NZsarge]

Well you dont need to worry about disrespecting me....I take as good as I give and visa versa!

Duly noted.

[roogazza]

And we all know Im the boss

haha he is actually insanely sweet to me

Ahaa it all comes clear to me ! (must be a bit slow) I always thought your posts and Crashers were so similar !! just like clones haha
Must be all that pillow talk.

Anyway Stoner had another win, you two will be smiling. Apart from the race for third it was a bit hohum though . I was hoping for a close fight, even Horhay couldn't get close.
ps Rossi gets to test the Ducati after Valencia, if pete stays on he'll get to see it maybe.lol

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ahaa it all comes clear to me ! (must be a bit slow) I always thought your posts and Crashers were so similar !! just like clones haha
Must be all that pillow talk.

Anyway Stoner had another win, you two will be smiling. Apart from the race for third it was a bit hohum though . I was hoping for a close fight, even Horhay couldn't get close.
ps Rossi gets to test the Ducati after Valencia, if pete stays on he'll get to see it maybe.lol

Pillow talk be fucked. Takes me around 2 seconds to fall asleep when my head hits it.

I'm not staying on after the race at Valencia, but Rach is. I'll be sure to take lots of pictures of the local ladies for you all though!!!

And Stoner? Sheeesh...if only he could ride the bike like that at every round eh!?

[rachprice]

Ahaa it all comes clear to me ! (must be a bit slow) I always thought your posts and Crashers were so similar !! just like clones haha
Must be all that pillow talk.

Anyway Stoner had another win, you two will be smiling. Apart from the race for third it was a bit hohum though . I was hoping for a close fight, even Horhay couldn't get close.
ps Rossi gets to test the Ducati after Valencia, if pete stays on he'll get to see it maybe.lol

hahaha I do think for myself too :laugh:....just we discuss it lots and usually come to a consensus....

Spies is my boyfriend (petes is stoner) but I LOVE watching stoner ride when he is on form, he is just a weapon....how can you say his riding was hohum? Fucking sliding at god knows what speed through those corners! BADASS
And the battle between Spies and Simoncelli!

[denill]

Well Stoner answered his critics (who include Rossi) in the best possible way on the weekend. :yes: :yes:

[Duke girl]

Well Stoner answered his critics (who include Rossi) in the best possible way on the weekend. :yes: :yes:

Well said and yes he sure did. Everybody has their critics and each to their own l say but Stoner after the up and downs he has had this year he can still get out there and show everyone that he still has it in him to win. :woohoo: Lets hope he does well with Honda next year and l guess if he doesn't then he will have more critics that what he has already got now.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Lets hope he does well with Honda next year and l guess if he doesn't then he will have more critics that what he has already got now.

Most, if not ALL of Stoners 'critics' are simply jealous of him. I mean fucking hell...he became one of the youngest ever champions of the class, and matched all sorts of records. He's paid millions of Euros a year, has a drop dead gorgeous wee wife, and kicks Rossi's arse like no one before him ever has. 18 Seconds at the last round any one? What's the stats now between Rossi vs Stoner head to head since Stoner got a factory ride? Rossi was born into GP racing. Stoners family sold everything they had to get him where he's at.

They'll all wank on about how he's a moaner, how he's a winging pussy, but anyone saying such things knows nothing at all about road racing. If they did, they'd all be saying how lucky they were to witness such salubrious riding.

[BMWST?]

Most, if not ALL of Stoners 'critics' are simply jealous of him. I mean fucking hell...he became one of the youngest ever champions of the class, and matched all sorts of records. He's paid millions of Euros a year, has a drop dead gorgeous wee wife, and kicks Rossi's arse like no one before him ever has. 18 Seconds at the last round any one? What's the stats now between Rossi vs Stoner head to head since Stoner got a factory ride? Rossi was born into GP racing. Stoners family sold everything they had to get him where he's at.

They'll all wank on about how he's a moaner, how he's a winging pussy, but anyone saying such things knows nothing at all about road racing. If they did, they'd all be saying how lucky they were to witness such salubrious riding.

it was all over after the first time round the southern loop,he had gapped them by then!,and both Ducs looked sweet!If only Hayden had the confidence to do a Rossi type block pass it would have been Ducs 1 and 3

[NZsarge]

Most, if not ALL of Stoners 'critics' are simply jealous of him. I mean fucking hell...he became one of the youngest ever champions of the class, and matched all sorts of records. He's paid millions of Euros a year, has a drop dead gorgeous wee wife, and kicks Rossi's arse like no one before him ever has. 18 Seconds at the last round any one? What's the stats now between Rossi vs Stoner head to head since Stoner got a factory ride? Rossi was born into GP racing. Stoners family sold everything they had to get him where he's at.

They'll all wank on about how he's a moaner, how he's a winging pussy, but anyone saying such things knows nothing at all about road racing. If they did, they'd all be saying how lucky they were to witness such salubrious riding.

:yawn:
.........

[Duke girl]

Most, if not ALL of Stoners 'critics' are simply jealous of him. I mean fucking hell...he became one of the youngest ever champions of the class, and matched all sorts of records. He's paid millions of Euros a year, has a drop dead gorgeous wee wife, and kicks Rossi's arse like no one before him ever has. 18 Seconds at the last round any one? What's the stats now between Rossi vs Stoner head to head since Stoner got a factory ride? Rossi was born into GP racing. Stoners family sold everything they had to get him where he's at.

They'll all wank on about how he's a moaner, how he's a winging pussy, but anyone saying such things knows nothing at all about road racing. If they did, they'd all be saying how lucky they were to witness such salubrious riding.

You have hit the nail on the head saying that and l agree totally. Most of his critics couldn't even Race a bike half as fast as he does and yet they stand on the other side of the fence and criticise like they do instead of geting off their so called Arses and having a go at it themselves. Regardless of what they think (and thats not much) Stoner is a very talented and exciting Racer to watch and will continue on being so, for as long as he is out there regardless of what bike he is on. And good on him for achieiving what he has in all of those years he has been Racing and having both very supportive parents as well as a Very pretty Supportive Wife.

[SS90]

You have hit the nail on the head saying that and l agree totally. Most of his critics couldn't even Race a bike half as fast as he does and yet they stand on the other side of the fence and criticise like they do instead of geting off their so called Arses and having a go at it themselves. Regardless of what they think (and thats not much)

The criticism they face is simply the price of fame, and no one should see reason in standing up for them..... They are paid way too much really.

I would have a go for free, just for a chance to see what Stoners wife has in her hand bag.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I would have a go for free, just for a chance to see what Stoners wife has in her hand bag.

Probably a couple of million dollars

[Dutchee]

The criticism they face is simply the price of fame, and no one should see reason in standing up for them..... They are paid way too much really.

I would have a go for free, just for a chance to see what Stoners wife has in her hand bag.

Are they really paid too much? For those of us earning not so much, it seems it, but in comparison to other entertainers, they're underpaid for the risks they take.

How much does a movie star make for each film, or episode?

You then look at our fantastic news people over here (Holmes, Henry, and other high profile ones) - I can't see the value in paying them $1000's a week, and seriously think they've overpaid (I don't watch the news much). The ones that travel to warzones are taking a risk so should be paid more than ones sitting comfortably on their couch or behind the desk.

As to Stoner, not a fan, but I thought his first ever win was a fantastic result. We were sitting in the southern loop stand over the weekend, and heading out on the warm up lap or the one to the grid, he was giving a little wave (hand just off the bar, a shy sort of wave really). That I thought was a lovely touch, but I still can't cheer him on.

The conditions we all faced was atrocious. On the Friday I was impressed with the 125's heading out, taking huge risks, and not letting the fans down. Same for all classes really.

A couple of marshalls were taken away for hypothermia, the riders were all heading back to the pits to be rugged back up. It was seriously crap Friday. Saturday not quite as bad, and then Sunday, brilliant. The marshalls had a hell of a job as well, and just do it for the love of it.

It also meant it was damned hard to know what tyres to put on and get the bikes dialled in for the actual races and some crashes were the end of the weekend for the riders.

Nah, the racers deserve whatever they get paid. Stoner got his bike best sorted out, Jorge secondly, but the two of them didn't make it interesting.

[robertydog]

Are they really paid too much? For those of us earning not so much, it seems it, but in comparison to other entertainers, they're underpaid for the risks they take.

How much does a movie star make for each film, or episode?

You then look at our fantastic news people over here (Holmes, Henry, and other high profile ones) - I can't see the value in paying them $1000's a week, and seriously think they've overpaid (I don't watch the news much). The ones that travel to warzones are taking a risk so should be paid more than ones sitting comfortably on their couch or behind the desk.

As to Stoner, not a fan, but I thought his first ever win was a fantastic result. We were sitting in the southern loop stand over the weekend, and heading out on the warm up lap or the one to the grid, he was giving a little wave (hand just off the bar, a shy sort of wave really). That I thought was a lovely touch, but I still can't cheer him on.

The conditions we all faced was atrocious. On the Friday I was impressed with the 125's heading out, taking huge risks, and not letting the fans down. Same for all classes really.

A couple of marshalls were taken away for hypothermia, the riders were all heading back to the pits to be rugged back up. It was seriously crap Friday. Saturday not quite as bad, and then Sunday, brilliant. The marshalls had a hell of a job as well, and just do it for the love of it.

It also meant it was damned hard to know what tyres to put on and get the bikes dialled in for the actual races and some crashes were the end of the weekend for the riders.

Nah, the racers deserve whatever they get paid. Stoner got his bike best sorted out, Jorge secondly, but the two of them didn't make it interesting.

Yep you are on the nail there. Couldnt believe how bad it was on Friday. Was wondering what the hell am i doing here. Had to take my hat off to the riders and marshells.

[Crasherfromwayback]

As to Stoner, not a fan, but I thought his first ever win was a fantastic result.

Eh? He's won a few races in his time. Will win a few more too.

[Dutchee]

Eh? He's won a few races in his time. Will win a few more too.

Really? Didn't realise. I meant that the first time (note that's first, not only) he won a race, I thought it was cool. By about the third, I was over it. He needs to dominate to win (not always, there has been some good racing over the years when he's not dominated the race).

I know that makes sense, but it can lead to some bloody dull "racing". I also know it's damned hard to lead from the front as well (rather than having someone to battle with), (just look at Pedrosa crashing out a couple of times when he's tried to dominate from the front).

I'm just not a fan, and not because he's Australian. I'm not a fan of Jorge either.

There was some good racing happening further down the field. The indicator to me of a boring race is when they replay the start (when nothing really happened). They, thankfully, will show some of the battles further down when it's a one horse race.

I think the best part of the racing was Moto2 (as expected). They were showing the battle for 6th-16th at one point. I sat there watching it and realised that it wasn't a battle for that, it was a battle to get ONE point. The guy who ended up last in that pack was not going to get anything (along with the guys back from there). That was damned impressive.

[cowpoos]

Eddie Lawson. They called him the computer well before they were using the fucking things!

Save your breath Pete....most people can't see talent until its already been!!

[SS90]

Save your breath Pete....most people can't see talent until its already been!!

I'm not sure that anyone has said Stoner does not have talent, it just seems that he come across so, well....arrogant, and completely lacking in charisma, particularly when in the company of his peers ( Rossi,Hayden,Melandri, et all) I admit to not really being a Lorenzo fan either, he is the champ, and deservedly so, but he just come across as the better personality between Him and Stoner.

For me it is nithi g todo with Stoner being an Aussie, and my dislike, because Mike Doohan and Wayne Gardner are griigen awesome.

I just see Stoner as the spoilt child.

In my eyes another Scott Dickson.

[SS90]

Probably a couple of million dollars

And possibly 10 Ducati pit crew members DNA

[scott411]

full video of the maxwell incident,

def deserved to be black flagged, would not be suprised if further action is taken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdIAm2yWUXs&feature=player_embedded

[Duke girl]

It doesn't really matter what any of us think or feel about those Riders in the Moto GP as they are where they are because they have worked and earned their way to being there and have been blessed with being good enough of getting themselves a ride on a Moto GP bike.
All sportsman and woman have their critics l guess that is just a part of being out there in the limelight and expected to do 100% everytime they perform or compete in whatever sport they are out there doing. Just have to realise that none of us a perfect and we all try and do the best we can on the day which is all we can hope for.
Yes they get paid well but why shouldn't they as alot of other sports people also get paid well and thats what happens when sport today is all about money.

[roogazza]

full video of the maxwell incident,

def deserved to be black flagged, would not be suprised if further action is taken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdIAm2yWUXs&feature=player_embedded

Initially we only saw the shove, but that punch might be harder for the ginga to explain.

[carbonhed]

Initially we only saw the shove, but that punch might be harder for the ginga to explain.

And the 20m sprint to land it :laugh: What a total cock.

[denill]

Initially we only saw the shove, but that punch might be harder for the ginga to explain.

Yeah, the Vid showed a bit more than we saw even.

Sure he was pissed off - but NOT a wise move and would not help his chances in the future either.

[Crasherfromwayback]

What a clown. What if the guy he bashed was seriously injured?

[Crasherfromwayback]

And possibly 10 Ducati pit crew members DNA

That's a bit rough mate...doubt you'd like someone saying that about your wife/girlfriend!

[roogazza]

Yeah, the Vid showed a bit more than we saw even.

Sure he was pissed off - but NOT a wise move and would not help his chances in the future either.

I believe a 5000 euro fine for that little performance,but nothing else mentioned.

[ps cheers on that pm Bill.

[SPman]

Stoner may come across as a spoilt brat, sometimes, but his display at P.I. was absolutely superb! A delight to watch (espec on free to air HD TV).
Who said 800's can't slide......

[denill]

Stoner may come across as a spoilt brat, sometimes, but his display at P.I. was absolutely superb! A delight to watch (espec on free to air HD TV). Who said 800's can't slide......

Bring on the big motors, sit back on the couch and watch the action........... :yes:

[rachprice]

What a douche!

I would go straight for the bike but he went straight for him....maybe he needs anger management!

[denill]

What a douche! I would go straight for the bike but he went straight for him....maybe he needs anger management!

Actually, at first I thought he was rushing over to help him up. :killingme :killingme

[denill]

What a clown. What if the guy he bashed was seriously injured?

His mind set will not appeal to many team managers. He took time out to go and smack the other guy in the head, rather than pick his bike up and get going. :angry:

[gixerracer]

full video of the maxwell incident,

def deserved to be black flagged, would not be suprised if further action is taken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdIAm2yWUXs&feature=player_embedded

Bahahahahahaha. LEGEND:facepalm:

[Badjelly]

Most, if not ALL of Stoners 'critics' are simply jealous of him. I mean fucking hell...etc

They'll all wank on about how he's a moaner, how he's a winging pussy, but anyone saying such things knows nothing at all about road racing. If they did, they'd all be saying how lucky they were to witness such salubrious riding.

Hang on. Consider the following statements:

I have never raced and don't know all that much about it.
Casey Stoner can ride a bike awesomely fast
Casey Stoner, like all the other top-level racers, is very talented and very brave.
Casey Stoner seems a wee bit over-sensitive to criticism.
Casey Stoner is prone to falling off when riding at the limit.
Casey Stoner has an attractive, if rather thin, wife.

Why can't they all be true at the same time?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hang on. Consider the following statements:

I have never raced and don't know all that much about it.
Casey Stoner can ride a bike awesomely fast
Casey Stoner, like all the other top-level racers, is very talented and very brave.
Casey Stoner seems a wee bit over-sensitive to criticism.
Casey Stoner is prone to falling off when riding at the limit.
Casey Stoner has an attractive, if rather thin, wife.

Why can't they all be true at the same time?

I think that's quite fair!

[Badjelly]

I think that's quite fair!

What have you done with the real Crasher?

[Crasherfromwayback]

What have you done with the real Crasher?

He'll be back!

[codgyoleracer]

Bring on the big motors, sit back on the couch and watch the action........... :yes:

That flatracker hayden will be happier with the big donk ?

[Crasherfromwayback]

That flatracker hayden will be happier with the big donk ?

Think it'll help Spies as well.

[Sketchy Snr]

Wasn't a bad podium to be standing in front of really, past, current and to be world champs. :niceone:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Wasn't a bad podium to be standing in front of really, past, current and to be world champs. :niceone:

Great pic! But that's past, current, and already champ.