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White trash
9th June 2005, 13:09
....Black and tan and walks up stairs backwards?
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A Dacshund with a hard on.
ManDownUnder
9th June 2005, 13:10
a HOT DOG???








ba doom ttssshhhh!

... ok - next time it'll be better...
dss3
9th June 2005, 13:17
That's gotta be considered a piss poor joke even by your standards... :motu:
White trash
9th June 2005, 13:19
That's gotta be considered a piss poor joke even by your standards... :motu:

I see.

Want me to drop a couple of ball bearings into your oil on your bike do ya? It was fucken funny damn you!
Biff
9th June 2005, 13:31
Ouch.

Bad - so very bad.
ManDownUnder
9th June 2005, 14:16
Can I nominate WT for the bravery award - telling that joke earns my vote LOL!
Artifice
9th June 2005, 14:27
Mother Superior had been listening to the parish priest ramble on about the increasing number of splinter groups in religeon. Finaly she blurted out "Is that all you can think about, Sects! Sects! Sects!"
ManDownUnder
9th June 2005, 14:44
Mother Superior had been listening to the parish priest ramble on about the increasing number of splinter groups in religeon. Finaly she blurted out "Is that all you can think about, Sects! Sects! Sects!"

aaaaaaaa the pain - the PAIN! :rofl:
HDTboy
9th June 2005, 14:53
What's big and yellow and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
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A bulldozer :D
Biff
9th June 2005, 15:39
What's black and blue and despised by bikers.


































KBers who tell shit jokes. :whistle:
Riff Raff
9th June 2005, 15:42
What's ....

Ah fuggit, I can't be arsed
Sniper
9th June 2005, 15:44
Whats yello and goes Cheep cheep?






























A Chinese Prostitute (Now thats funny)
HDTboy
9th June 2005, 16:49
A Chinese Prostitute (Now thats funny)

AND Racist, you've killed two birds with one stone
Marmoot
9th June 2005, 17:57
AND Racist, you've killed two birds with one stone

no, man....that's funny
:rofl:
HDTboy
9th June 2005, 18:09
no, man....that's funny
:rofl:
hence the 2 birds with one stone remark
SlashWylde
9th June 2005, 18:12
What's white and fluffy and swings through the jungle?
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A Meringuetan
HDTboy
9th June 2005, 18:15
How do you kill a blue elephant?









With a blue elephant gun
HDTboy
9th June 2005, 18:16
How do you kill a red elephant?














Strangle it till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
HDTboy
9th June 2005, 18:17
How do you kill a yellow elephant?













Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
John
9th June 2005, 18:21
How do you become one of the coolest people on kb'er?





You answer lies here young one,
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=258697&postcount=24


:lol:
HDTboy
9th June 2005, 18:22
John, you deserve a beer for that
Marmoot
9th June 2005, 18:43
really looks like somebody that is talking to himself.
That avatar is cool, but too much is giving me overdose.... :oi-grr: