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Maximus
9th June 2005, 14:33
Sorry if its been posted before but this cracked me up!!


Mom & Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie
with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the
balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood
activities.


He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.


A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by".


A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.


"Matt's riding a new bike....."


"The Coopers are having sex!!"


Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex??"


"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

bugjuice
9th June 2005, 14:36
lamo.. funny..
Well, when my gf is feelin in the mood, I get a popsicle an..........

Maximus
9th June 2005, 14:38
lamo.. funny..
Well, when my gf is feelin in the mood, I get a popsicle an..........

And just what exactly do you do with that popsicle Mr Buggy?! . . . :rofl:

bugjuice
9th June 2005, 14:39
And just what exactly do you do with that popsicle Mr Buggy?! . . . :rofl:
the rainbow ones that spiral down and bumpy are the fav...

Maximus
9th June 2005, 14:41
the rainbow ones that spiral down and bumpy are the fav...

hehe YeeHaaa :yeah: :yeah:

. . .and that's all ive got to say on the subject :whistle:

bugjuice
9th June 2005, 14:44
hehe YeeHaaa :yeah: :yeah:

. . .and that's all ive got to say on the subject :whistle:
what? they taste good, that's all..

HDTboy
9th June 2005, 14:45
the rainbow ones that spiral down and bumpy are the fav...
For you or the Mrs?

bugjuice
9th June 2005, 14:47
For you or the Mrs?
'seasonal'

HDTboy
9th June 2005, 14:51
'seasonal'
Summer, you take it, winter she takes it?

bugjuice
9th June 2005, 14:52
Summer, you take it, winter she takes it?
bit more monthly than that.. and she can use it better than I can. I just suck the juices as it runs off.. she just makes a mess with it