Sexual harassment

[Biff]

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day,
stands very close To her, draws in a large breath of
air and tells her that her hair Smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer,
and goes to her manager. Without identifying the guy,
she tells her boss what the co-worker does, and that
she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
him.
The manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling
you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."

[bugjuice]

lol..
does it work the same if you get on your knees and do this?

[Biff]

lol..
does it work the same if you get on your knees and do this?

No - you just get a bruise from where she hits you with something hard.
I know these things.

[placidfemme]

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day,
stands very close To her, draws in a large breath of
air and tells her that her hair Smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer,
and goes to her manager. Without identifying the guy,
she tells her boss what the co-worker does, and that
she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against
him.
The manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling
you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."

:rofl: :niceone: :rofl:

LMAO hehe that was good

[Biff]

Of course this joke would only make sense to those ladies that prefer to keep themselves 'natural'. :whistle:

[White trash]

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.

[NC]

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.
:scratch:............

[Riff Raff]

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.
.
No silly - that was Hayden & Clint. Might be time to lay off the Steinlager!

[Biff]

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.

I know you look like a big girl WT, that's why I keep telling you not to go to these lesbian parties.

[Sniper]

Sexual harrasment jokes are neither big nor clever Biff.

It's a real problem for some of us, chicks throwing themselves at us constantly. Making lewd suggestions at staff partys.

I'm not amused.

Where can I go to enjoy that too??

[scumdog]

No - you just get a bruise from where she hits you with something hard.
I know these things.

What, did you get a 'box' around the ears?

[MSTRS]

What, did you get a 'box' around the ears?
Or a crack on the head

[Riff Raff]

What, did you get a 'box' around the ears?
I think he'd be a happy man if he had a 'box' in the vicinity of his ears!

[scumdog]

I think he'd be a happy man if he had a 'box' in the vicinity of his ears!

Wouldn't we all dahling, wouldn't we all! (well those with a preference for ladies certainly 'wood') :motu:

[Sniper]

(well those with a preference for ladies certainly 'wood')


Excuse me??? hmmm, I take it as a bad choice of words?

[scumdog]

Excuse me??? hmmm, I take it as a bad choice of words?

Bad? Bad? whenever have I ever had a bad choice of words? Are you suggesting I made a 'boner'? :rofl:

[Sniper]

Bad? Bad? whenever have I ever had a bad choice of words? Are you suggesting I made a 'boner'? :rofl:

Hahaha, you made me fall off my chair. Hehehe, Im crying. Shit that was a good comeback!!! :niceone: Green stuff coming your way :niceone: :rofl:

[Wolf]

Green stuff coming your way :niceone: :rofl:
Egads! I hope for Scumdog's sake he's talking about rep points and not something else...