Shirriffs the wet pussy

[Sidewinder]

come on this dude has been to a few race meets lately and just dropped his balls when the rain starts, how is he meant to do the nats if he cant get wet. must be a age thing:violin::violin::violin:

[Deano]

But why would he want to practice riding slowly ? :innocent:

[Sidewinder]

But why would he want to practice riding slowly ? :innocent:

not like he can ride fast to start with is it

[marty]

Lol!.............

[SWERVE]

If the remaining season is anything like whats gone on before this year............. those with wet knowledge will be laughing their tits off.

We secretly wouldnt mind a wet national meeting or two.

[CHOPPA]

Id say it could be to do with those street fairings....

[Mental Trousers]

... more likely the promise of beer and a quiet hand job on the side you mean ...

[Duke girl]

not like he can ride fast to start with is it

At least he gets his Arse on a seat and has a go instead of talking about it. Not all Racers are wet weather riders, so each to their own.

[Clivoris]

... more likely the promise of beer and a quiet hand job on the side you mean ...

That's a proper sponsorship deal that is.

[slowpoke]

You'd race it in the wet when you have hardly had a chance to get a half reasonable base setting in the dry? You'd risk your whole Nationals campaign for a one off club race that means nothing in the scheme of things? Smart fella you ain't.

[SWERVE]

Reminds me of Carl Fogarty........... awesome rider (in the dry) but about as good as F*£K all in the rain . Speaking to his mech "Slick" Bass at a party once and he described Carls wet weather riding..... using the "pussy" description too.

[gixerracer]

Reminds me of Carl Fogarty........... awesome rider (in the dry) but about as good as F*£K all in the rain . Speaking to his mech "Slick" Bass at a party once and he described Carls wet weather riding..... using the "pussy" description too.

Or maybe dunlop have no wets in stock and im not allowed to scratch the road gear that is on it. I have been faster round manfeild in the rain on my 600 5 years ago than that crout mobile with 200hp and traction control has been so I dont think theres much wrong with my wet weather racing:scooter:

[gixerracer]

come on this dude has been to a few race meets lately and just dropped his balls when the rain starts, how is he meant to do the nats if he cant get wet. must be a age thing:violin::violin::violin:

come see me at and the end of the nats and we will see who got which place overall you fucken dipshit

[Duke girl]

come see me at and the end of the nats and we will see who got which place overall you fucken dipshit

Well said.

[nadroj]

come see me at and the end of the nats and we will see who got which place overall you fucken dipshit

Someone caught a snapper!

[Mishy]

........ you fucken dipshit

Doesn't Paul Henry know her ?

[CHOPPA]

You'd race it in the wet when you have hardly had a chance to get a half reasonable base setting in the dry? You'd risk your whole Nationals campaign for a one off club race that means nothing in the scheme of things? Smart fella you ain't.

Yeah we did

[White trash]

Sounds like your "mechanics" mouth is writing cheques and expecting your arse to back them up this season Chop'.

Hope that works out for ya :D

[bistard]

This is the funniest thing that has been on KB for a long time

[CHOPPA]

Sounds like your "mechanics" mouth is writing cheques and expecting your arse to back them up this season Chop'.

Hope that works out for ya :D

He should have a fair handle on things he has been at every practice and race in the last 3 years if he got confidence in me then thats great.

I havnt seen him suggesting anything though, its prob a bit the opposite for Jeremy as he is a bit twisted. He is prob pissed that Craig couldnt ride cause he wanted to see him race, he gets bored with me racing 600s

[CHOPPA]

Sounds like your "mechanics" mouth is writing cheques and expecting your arse to back them up this season Chop'.

Hope that works out for ya :D

Does seem to have hit a nerve though hahaha

[Crasherfromwayback]

What's the problem? Well all like wet pussies don't we???

[White trash]

He should have a fair handle on things he has been at every practice and race in the last 3 years if he got confidence in me then thats great.

I havnt seen him suggesting anything though, its prob a bit the opposite for Jeremy as he is a bit twisted. He is prob pissed that Craig couldnt ride cause he wanted to see him race, he gets bored with me racing 600s

Ha ha, he sure is a twisted young soul, reminds me a bit of my good mate Mikey.

[onearmedbandit]

Reminds me of Carl Fogarty........... awesome rider (in the dry) but about as good as F*£K all in the rain . Speaking to his mech "Slick" Bass at a party once and he described Carls wet weather riding..... using the "pussy" description too.

Funny. How many WSBK championships did 'Slick' ride in and win again?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Funny. How many WSBK championships did 'Slick' ride in and win again?

His knob was probably 'slick' with Fogarty's saliva.

[gixerracer]

His knob was probably 'slick' with Fogarty's saliva.
Sounds a bit like chopoos and sidwinders set up from what I have been told:innocent:

[Mental Trousers]

He rode Foggy's wife. Does that count??

[CHOPPA]

His knob was probably 'slick' with Fogarty's saliva.
Sounds a bit like chopoos and sidwinders set up from what I have been told:innocent:

It makes me relax before the race

[gixerracer]

Does seem to have hit a nerve though hahaha

No not at all.
Those that no me well enough and there's not many on this site no that im not one to care much about what other people say about me esp jeremy.
I will let my results speak for me rather than letting my club racing results and my mechanic do it for me:gob:

[White trash]

No not at all.
Those that no me well enough and there's not many on this site no that im not one to care much about what other people say about me esp jeremy.
I will let my results speak for me rather than letting my club racing results and my mechanic do it for me:gob:

Ooooohhhhh, BURN! Only person in New Zealand that can roll around in the gravel as much as I do but still finish a National Championship 3rd overall right there folks :D

[CHOPPA]

Ooooohhhhh, BURN! Only person in New Zealand that can roll around in the gravel as much as I do but still finish a National Championship 3rd overall right there folks :D

Craig didnt crash in a single race this year

[CHOPPA]

No not at all.
Those that no me well enough and there's not many on this site no that im not one to care much about what other people say about me esp jeremy.
I will let my results speak for me rather than letting my club racing results and my mechanic do it for me:gob:

Thats right boi! Im gonna put number 1 on for the winter series next year hahahaha :first:

[gixerracer]

Thats right boi! Im gonna put number 1 on for the winter series next year hahahaha :first:

well you have won that much at least

[White trash]

Craig didnt crash in a single race this year

Are you on fucking drugs or what young fella? I watched the queer cunt crash three times at Hampton Downs with my own two eyes.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Are you on fucking drugs or what young fella? I watched the queer cunt crash three times at Hampton Downs with my own four eyes.

Fixed it for ya

[White trash]

Fixed it for ya

Didnt have glasses then smartarse.

[gixerracer]

Are you on fucking drugs or what young fella? I watched the queer cunt crash three times at Hampton Downs with my own two eyes.

Ahaha but never in a race jackarse

[White trash]

Ahaha but never in a race jackarse

Oh ok. If you say so oh great rider and destroyer of gay bikes.

My mistake Chop, maybe I should have been wearing my glasses.....

[Deano]

Ahaha but never in a race jackarse

Haha - the race was over when you crashed eh !! (and I fully admired your committment too)

All to beat a .......Suzuki wasn't it ?

Seems the gay bike was up to the task Jimmy. How's the MVX by the way ? LOL

[Kiwi Graham]

Ahaha but never in a race jackarse

Arrr but at the end of a race, bucket and spade anyone?

[Kickaha]

Arrr but at the end of a race, bucket and spade anyone?

AMCC better stock up on them for next yeah and get Craigs name pre printed on a few of them

[Sidewinder]

Are you on fucking drugs or what young fella? I watched the queer cunt crash three times at Hampton Downs with my own two eyes.

yea but never in a race tho jimmy. and the last crash was after the flag so doesnt count at all:shit:

[Kickaha]

yea but never in a race tho jimmy. and the last crash was after the flag so doesnt count at all:shit:


I would argue the race isn't finished until the last rider is over the line

[sidecar bob]

I would argue the race isn't finished until the last rider is over the line

There are also several criteria that must be met in order to be considered a crasher.
Apparently bike & rider must fully part company, the engine must stall, & both bike & rider must come to a complete standstill.
If any one of these do not take place, then it is not considered to be a crash.

[gixerracer]

There are also several criteria that must be met in order to be considered a crasher.
Apparently bike & rider must fully part company, the engine must stall, & both bike & rider must come to a complete standstill.
If any one of these do not take place, then it is not considered to be a crash.

O me and my bike parted company all right:facepalm:

[Kickaha]

O me and my bike parted company all right:facepalm:

It's true I saw it, I think he qualifies on all those criteria Bob

[CHOPPA]

There are also several criteria that must be met in order to be considered a crasher.
Apparently bike & rider must fully part company, the engine must stall, & both bike & rider must come to a complete standstill.
If any one of these do not take place, then it is not considered to be a crash.

But not if the bike stands back up and finishes the race? Thanks for the tip haha

[cowpoos]

Doesn't Paul Henry know her ?

Fucking golden post!!

[Sidewinder]

Someone caught a snapper!

im like the bear grills of kb!

[cowpoos]

I would argue the race isn't finished until the last rider is over the line

Thats because your used to being the last rider over the line doughnut brain!!

[jellywrestler]

Craig didnt crash in a single race this year
So who was it on the Honda at Wanganui that went down then????

[gixerracer]

im like the bear grills of kb!

Yea you are, Isnt he that that guy on the tv that everyone hates and thinks is a F----wit:woohoo:

[k14]

Yea you are, Isnt he that that guy on the tv that everyone hates and thinks is a F----wit:woohoo:
Drinks his own piss quite regularly too :woohoo:

[jellywrestler]

Yea you are, Isnt he that that guy on the tv that everyone hates and thinks is a F----wit:woohoo: now that Paul Henry's gone guess he is

[merv]

Has Honda picked some decent riders for its bikes this year yet?

[Cr1MiNaL]

lol @ mind games... racing must be tough at the pinacle!:corn:

[gixerracer]

:facepalm:
lol @ mind games... racing must be tough at the pinacle!:corn:

Team Gay1 motorsport wouldnt no they have never been there:innocent:

[roadracingoldfart]

This is the funniest thing that has been on KB for a long time

Hell yer , its up there aye .. keep it going guys (and Craig) :facepalm:

[Sidewinder]

So who was it on the Honda at Wanganui that went down then????

um boxing day was last year

[Sidewinder]

Yea you are, Isnt he that that guy on the tv that everyone hates and thinks is a F----wit:woohoo:

hes the guy that if he gets wet in the snow he gets naked and rolls around in the snow to get dry

[Sidewinder]

:facepalm:

Team Gay1 motorsport wouldnt no they have never been there:innocent:

settle down mr copy cat:facepalm:

[javawocky]

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[Sidewinder]

oh that is great

[Wingnut]

Oh that is fucken classic - laughed so hard i nearly choked on me weetbix!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Great result mate...hats off to ya!

[Sidewinder]

No not at all.
Those that no me well enough and there's not many on this site no that im not one to care much about what other people say about me esp jeremy.
I will let my results speak for me rather than letting my club racing results and my mechanic do it for me:gob:

um so what would you say now?

[gixerracer]

um so what would you say now?

About wot.
Being the only NZ rider to beat Stroudy in the DRY in tha last 100 years. Pretty happy with that:scooter:

[Crasherfromwayback]

About wot.
Being the only NZ rider to beat Stroudy in the DRY in tha last 100 years. Pretty happy with that:scooter:

Nah...I've seen Crafar give him the learn...and I aint 100 yet.

[CHOPPA]

come see me at and the end of the nats and we will see who got which place overall you fucken dipshit


About wot.
Being the only NZ rider to beat Stroudy in the DRY in tha last 100 years. Pretty happy with that:scooter:

I beat him in the wet and the dry, won 2 club series, podiums in the tri series and the nats, round wins in the tri series and the nats.

[gixerracer]

I beat him in the wet and the dry, won 2 club series, podiums in the tri series and the nats, round wins in the tri series and the nats.

Yes but you cheated.

[cowpoos]

Yes but you cheated.

is riding faster cheating? :innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

is riding faster cheating? :innocent:

No. But staying on is.