Halloween

[Ladydragon]

Its helloween this Sat everyone don't forget to get some lollies for the children that come to your houses

make sure they are not chocolate or have nuts in them but some children are alergic to it

[cowboyz]

If I go banging on the neighbours door and dont get chocolate because some kid might get hyper on them I gonna be really annoyed!

[slofox]

Its helloween this Sat everyone don't forget to get some lollies for the children that come to your houses

make sure they are not chocolate or have nuts in them but some children are alergic to it

Right! Forty pounds of nutmilk chocolate on order...

[Bald Eagle]

Another blind commercial adoption of crass American behavour. If kids want 'candy' they can work for it and buy it like normal people.

[Kittyhawk]

There is nothing wrong with nuts covered in chocolate :innocent::devil2:

[nodrog]

Ill be asking the little fatties for a trick instead of contributing to childhood obesity.

Fanny

[slofox]

There is nothing wrong with nuts covered in chocolate :innocent::devil2:

Really?

How about if I ... ... errr...ummm...never mind...

[slofox]

Most of the kids who live 'round my way are too damn scared to come up the drive to the grumpy old biker's place...:crazy:

[cowboyz]

There is nothing wrong with nuts covered in chocolate :innocent::devil2:

and there goes the thread.....................

[Usarka]

Is it illegal to anwer the door while holding a shotgun?

[gijoe1313]

I think I am on the avoid list of houses to visit ... since last time, apparently I scared heaps of kids by opening the door dressed as Boba Fett! :innocent:

Just cause a few of them ran away screaming and tripping over, it's given the rest colly-wobblers about this house! :scratch:

This year, I may just get on my bike in the outfit and chase them around the neighbourhood! :devil2:

[Usarka]

This year, I may just get on my bike in the outfit and chase them around the neighbourhood! :devil2:

Chase them on the bike dressed as the grim reaper - make sure you carry a scythe.

[Maha]

Heres me a number of years ago, must have been around 1997'-8'....:yes:
We were waiting to be picked up to go to a Halloween themed party, some little kids came to the house and did I have some fun, they ran screaming....:woohoo:

[Kittyhawk]

Really?

How about if I ... ... errr...ummm...never mind...

Im too young for you haha....so do I get a treat now?:shutup:

[Bald Eagle]

There is nothing wrong with nuts covered in chocolate :innocent::devil2:


and there goes the thread.....................

I hear chocolate fish are nice to iykwim

[slofox]

Im too young for you haha....so do I get a treat now?:shutup:

You probably wouldn't think it was a treat...

[Kittyhawk]

and there goes the thread.....................

Sorry sweet, couldn't help myself....

I suggest for a real treat, Lindor milk chocolates (they are choc balls wrapped in red paper) they are like a chocolate orgasm in your mouth! but only if they are at the right room temperature...:yes:

[Kittyhawk]

You probably wouldn't think it was a treat...

Suppose the name says it all Slow, old and grumpy....guess you have no teeth so no candy for you! :facepalm: tisk tisk

[Grasshopperus]

Heres me a number of years ago, must have been around 1997'-8'....

Next time you should put a costume on :facepalm:

[slofox]

Suppose the name says it all Slow, old and grumpy....guess you have no teeth so no candy for you! :facepalm: tisk tisk

Teeth are all good! You want I should bite ya wivvem?

[Kittyhawk]

Teeth are all good! You want I should bite ya wivvem?

Lol, do your worst....

I'll scream like a girly girl! ....:shutup:

Just keep the helmet and leathers on ok....

I feel sorry for any kids knocking on your door for halloween!

[mashman]

You could always ask them if they'd like some chocolate (not adviseable if you're of the darker skinned persuasion and have a creepy demeanour) or if they'd like some nuts (nuff said)...

[slofox]

Lol, do your worst....

I'll scream like a girly girl! ....:shutup:

Just keep the helmet and leathers on ok....

I feel sorry for any kids knocking on your door for halloween!

None of them will knock on my door. Known "men who live alone and never have visitors" are obviously psychopathic drug-addicted paedophiles on the run from the constabulary...

[gijoe1313]

Oh, forgot also that I supply asian lollies, wonder how they taste to the kiddies? :devil2: Mmmm preserved plums with a salty aftertaste anyone?

[mashman]

None of them will knock on my door. Known "men who live alone and never have visitors" are obviously psychopathic drug-addicted paedophiles on the run from the constabulary...

Best get some werthers originals then... that Ad always creeped me out (seems like i aint the only one), Now I'm the Grandad... shiver... anyhoo, time to get into trouble :)

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZM3d2wxbPFs/0.jpg

[cowboyz]

Sorry sweet, couldn't help myself....

I suggest for a real treat, Lindor milk chocolates (they are choc balls wrapped in red paper) they are like a chocolate orgasm in your mouth! but only if they are at the right room temperature...:yes:


while you might enjoy a orgasm in your mouth Ill just back away slowly............................................ .

[XxKiTtiExX]

Around what time do the little fuckers come out expecting candy? I'll make sure I release the hounds before then.

[Maha]

Around what time do the little fuckers come out expecting candy? I'll make sure I release the hounds before then.

Cheap option....yell out ''lollie scramble'' and throw some Hundreds n' Thousands at them...:corn:

[slofox]

Best get some werthers originals then... that Ad always creeped me out (seems like i aint the only one), Now I'm the Grandad... shiver... anyhoo, time to get into trouble :)

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZM3d2wxbPFs/0.jpg

I'm not allowed to give you any more bling, but that's a fucking hoot!

[Gremlin]

Can't get worse than the UK, where a school renamed their Halloween party because Halloween sounded too scary. Now its called the Scary Costume Party. :facepalm:

[bogan]

my flatmates tried to do the halloween thing last year and got candy for the childeren, except nobody told them we had any so only 2 kids turned up or some shit, anyway, was a good deal for me cos heaps of free candy.

But with all the little fat bastards around, have some scales and pictures of fat people surgery, that'll scare em :yes:

[Mully]

I fucking loath this bullshit.

How the hell can parents justify telling their kids not to take lollies from strangers for 364 days a year, and then it's all one for one night.

And it's not just neighbours either - I see kids trick-or-treating ("Trick or Treat" "Umm, trick please") at our place who I have never seen before

My personal favourite was a couple of years ago when some little shit decided that I hadn't got to the door quickly enough and tried the door. He nearly shit his pants when I flung the door open half a second later and unleashed at him:

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" (No parent anywhere near, of course)
"Oh, you didn't open the door, so I was checking to see if anyone was home"
"What? Fuck off"
"Umm, Trick or treat"
"Fuck. Off"

Might take the wife out for dinner on Sunday.

[Banditbandit]

guess you have no teeth so no candy for you! :facepalm: tisk tisk

If he has no teeth it's way too late to worry about whether he has candy or not ...

But have you ever dreamt about cunnilingus with no teeth ?

[Banditbandit]

Just tell them "I'll take the treat" and reach for the cutest one ... watch parents flip out at leather clad biker reaching for one of their darlings .. it's a real treat !!!!

[admenk]

For some reason, whenever I answer the door, kids run away screaming...any time of the year.

[slofox]

One of my main reasons for buying another motorbike was to scare little children. And livestock. And car -drivers. And mothers....and..

EDIT: And I bet I could scare shit out of my lilfox too...if I could only persuade her to get on the back...

[wickle]

can you still get laxative chocolate from Chemist shop? repack it then the parents can deal with the problem

[XxKiTtiExX]

Cheap option....yell out ''lollie scramble'' and throw some Hundreds n' Thousands at them...:corn:

I might go into Kaeo and do that a bit later on lol

[Maha]

I might go into Kaeo and do that a bit later on lol

Choose a gravel driveway, its hilarious, kids will stop at nothing.

...and I get the Kaeo bit...:yes:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Choose a gravel driveway, its hilarious, kids will stop at nothing.

...and I get the Kaeo bit...:yes:

That would seriously be so damn hilarious.

Do you? I live there :facepalm:

[Kittyhawk]

Maha you're a cheap bastard!

[Maha]

Maha you're a cheap bastard!

....you know it Sparrow.....:woohoo:

[Little Miss Trouble]

I shall be out on the night but heres an idea for someone:

1, Set up video camera near front door

2, Drag garden hose with squirt gun attachment through the house to said door.

3, Post ensuing footage on KB for all of us to enjoy :niceone:

[far queue]

American bullshit! I normally shut the gates with the beware of the dog sign on it (I don't have a dog :D) which keeps them away, but the gates are a bit rooted since the quake. A mate of mine turns his sprinkler on in the driveway and reckons that keeps the little beggars away.

[Ladydragon]

Sorry everyone I made a mistake Halloween isn't this Saturday it's on the 31st of October thats this Sunday coming

now remember no chocolate lollies or ones with penuts in them

[hellokitty]

One year I had a huge pile of lollies - fruit bursts or similar - the wrapped ones. We had no kids come that year so my friend and I drove around pelting the wandering teenagers. Threw them really hard - was so much fun to watch.
Good sound effects too, lots of squealing as they got hit and then they were scrabbilng around on the ground picking them up :shutup:

[mashman]

One year I had a huge pile of lollies - fruit bursts or similar - the wrapped ones. We had no kids come that year so my friend and I drove around pelting the wandering teenagers. Threw them really hard - was so much fun to watch.
Good sound effects too, lots of squealing as they got hit and then they were scrabbilng around on the ground picking them up :shutup:

absolutely brilliant :not:

[Kittyhawk]

Modify a paintball gun so that it shoots candy and leaves decent welts:innocent:

[Banditbandit]

Modify a paintball gun so that it shoots candy and leaves decent welts:innocent:

You have a nasty sense of humor

[bogan]

Modify a paintball gun so that it shoots candy and leaves decent welts:innocent:

hahaha, no mods needed, just find some right sized hard candy, sure theres some around, those mint things would prolly do it. Fuck that'd be brutal though.

[slofox]

Didja know there's gunna be a full moon on Halloween?

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[slofox]

Sorry everyone I made a mistake Halloween isn't this Saturday it's on the 31st of October thats this Sunday coming

now remember no chocolate lollies or ones with penuts in them

I've bought up the entire stock in NZ of such things - specially to give to halloween beggars...:devil2:

[rustyrobot]

hahaha, no mods needed, just find some right sized hard candy, sure theres some around

Tangy fruits? (ouch!)

If you REALLY want to scare the kids away, offer them healthy food! :shit:

[Swoop]

Modify a paintball gun so that it shoots candy and leaves decent welts:innocent:
That is a very good idea. I wonder how well Jaffas fit??:scratch::blip:

[Kittyhawk]

Didja know there's gunna be a full moon on Halloween?



If I ever meet you my eyes will be soiled!

[slofox]

If I ever meet you my eyes will be soiled!

Not as soiled as they will be if you look at that moon...

[Kittyhawk]

You have a nasty sense of humor

Im evil, a bitch, a psychotic stalker, always in need of a spanking.....the list goes on:devil2:

[Maha]

Im evil, a bitch, a psychotic stalker, always in need of a spanking.....the list goes on:devil2:

Now wheres that pic of you on the end of a rather large piece of meat....:drinkup:

[hellokitty]

Tangy fruits? (ouch!)

If you REALLY want to scare the kids away, offer them healthy food! :shit:

We had kids trick or treating one year at work (dental surgery) I gave them toothbrushes and toothpaste - they were rapt! :yes:

[slofox]

Im evil, a bitch, a psychotic stalker, always in need of a spanking.....

REEEEEAlllly? ...hurhurhur..errr I mean coughcough...

[Pussy]

If you REALLY want to scare the kids away, offer them healthy food! :shit:
Yeah!

"here you go you little fuckers.... have some lentils...."

[cc rider]

Pussy as your favourite vegi *cough* *cough* I'd be hoping for marshmallows meself, if I knocked on your door
*nom nom* :yes:

& spag-gettie licorice from that odd young man down the road :dodge:

[EJK]

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[meteor]

I live up a steep hill so I don't see a lot of the lazy wee tikes and I don't really support it anyway. BUT some of them go to a lot of effort with costume and have a song ready etc so I'll give them some lollies but those that just rock up with a pak 'n' save bag expecting free lollies for nothing can bugger off.

[Ladydragon]

I decorate the window with pumpkins I have made out of cardboard and coloured them in got some really cool lollies gooey eye balls,teeth and ears from foodtown.But before I give them a lollie they have to do a trick or treat or else they wont get one

[Pussy]

Pussy as your favourite vegi *cough* *cough* I'd be hoping for marshmallows meself, if I knocked on your door
*nom nom* :yes:

& spag-gettie licorice from that odd young man down the road :dodge:

Would you like a sweety, little girl? :devil2:

[MIXONE]

I'm gonna go out on my bike and scare the shit outta some little fuckers.

[FJRider]

Might take the wife out for dinner on Sunday.

Might do that myself ... I just hope her husband doesn't find out ... :innocent:

[Kittyhawk]

REEEEEAlllly? ...hurhurhur..errr I mean coughcough...

Stalking you is far too much effort......


Now wheres that pic of you on the end of a rather large piece of meat....:drinkup:

Oh no....Ive forgotton something here....:shit:

[cc rider]

Would you like a sweety, little girl? :devil2:Sure... always partial to them all-day suckers :bleh:

I was in Brissie the wknd before All-Hallows... It was the Annual Zombie Walk

Love a girl with the guts to be/eat herself
http://charlyncameron.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Brisbane-Zombie-Walk-03.jpg

...And more of the Local People

http://www.google.com.au/images?q=zombie%20walk%20brisbane&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=610