End of school prank?

[jaymzw]

I'm interested to know what ideas some of the perverse members of KB have for an end of school prank? Any ideas should be funny, but not overly reckless or damaging to the school.

I have a week to organise.

[mattian]

At the end of one year..... my brother and some other seniors decided to run naked across the school hall stage while the principal was giving the end of year speech. Most of the guys chickened out at the last second and only one of the guys went through with it. The packed auditorium erupted with cheers from the students and the Principles face was bright red with anger..... probably because he couldnt really suspend anyone for that, on their very last day of school.....lol

[SMOKEU]

Show up drunk and hijack the caretakers tractor.

[MIXONE]

Glad wrap on all the toilet seats.

[MsKABC]

Put the DP's mini in the 7th form common room....or a variation of. Requires double doors, a smallish car, several hefty members of the 1st XV and a DP with a sense of humour. Then announce at assembly "would owner of a light blue mini, registration xxxxxx please remove it from the common room as it is creating an inconvenience". Oh, happy memories! :lol:

[Mom]

Put the DP's mini in the 7th form common room....or a variation of. Requires double doors, a smallish car, several hefty members of the 1st XV and a DP with a sense of humour. Then announce at assembly "would owner of a light blue mini, registration xxxxxx please remove it from the common room as it is creating an inconvenience". Oh, happy memories! :lol:

We put one on the stage in the school hall :pinch:


Ahhhhh, the memories :rofl:

[Mom]

What are you not allowed to do that really pisses you off? Hair colour is a good one always. Spraying the leavers hair bright pink (your chemist can help with coloured mousse).

Get a staff member on side and take over the staff room early on the last day. This one works well. You all dress up as teachers and just arrive at school at 8:am and make yourselves at home in the staff room. Decorate it as you feel fit to and try to get some "SOUNDS" happening :yes: Ban the "students (teachers)" from the staff room :D

[Str8 Jacket]

Stick some fire crackers (preferably the old school Double Happy's) up your arse and light them.

That'll show them!

[NinjaNanna]

These were work pranks that we pulled one year. 1st one was to fill a work mates boot full of polystyrene packaging (he was going away the next day and we new he wouldn't find them until that night when he went to pack.


The other was using industrial strength plastic film to totally wrap the bosses car.

[NinjaNanna]

oooo I thought of a good one that'll be cheap to do.

buy a bag of bean bag balls and drop handfulls of them down the teachers cars air vents. I wouldn't want to get caught though

[SMOKEU]

Get some dead fish that have been rotting for a few days. I'm sure you can figure out the rest. Be sure to include plenty of maggots for dramatic effects. It's best if the fish are in a hidden spot, maybe a locker that has been locked shut, or some air ducts.

[ynot slow]

Get 2 trolley jacks and hit the teachers carpark,shift the cars into different parking spots,i.e 2 cars with 1 between etc,then they have to move each car in sequence.

[Laava]

Surely you still have 6 more weeks of school at least you slackers!

[twinbruva]

Get 2 trolley jacks and hit the teachers carpark,shift the cars into different parking spots,i.e 2 cars with 1 between etc,then they have to move each car in sequence.

Better still, set fire to all the cars. Funny-as

[twinbruva]

Glad wrap on all the toilet seats.

Engineer's blue on the telephone headsets

[Usarka]

Chalk outline of a body, splash around some fake blood.



Glad wrap on all the toilet seats.

I put shoe polish on some toilet seats at Hobsonville air force base a number of years ago trying to catch out some mates staying there. As I walked out about 3 visiting Aussie SAS walked in. I knew they were on base but didn't think they'd use these bogs. I ran like hell, no idea to this day if any of them took a dump.

[twinbruva]

Chalk outline of a body, splash around some fake blood.
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Better still, pigs blood. No, no, pork-type, not the thin blue-line type, it's much better when the sun comes out, smells real. Some chicken livers, slightly mashed, lambs eye and fingernail trimmings to follow.......make it real.

[kave]

Write or draw something on the school field in weed killer, preferably something extremely juvenile. A gigantic drawing of a penis on the side of a mountain was done by seniors a few years ahead of me at school, it was right next to the motorway so it got maximum exposure.

[EJK]

Firealarm - Works like a charm. Everytime. And it's really easy too. Just simple press of a button.

[Toaster]

I'm interested to know what ideas some of the perverse members of KB have for an end of school prank? Any ideas should be funny, but not overly reckless or damaging to the school.

I have a week to organise.

Slip a copy of playgirl and a used rubber with nutella on the end in the briefcase of the principal.

Courier it to his wife.

[twinbruva]

Slip a copy of playgirl and a used rubber with nutella on the end in the briefcase of the principal.

Courier it to his wife.

Wrong magazine mate;try Buttmate (or whateva gay mag) and see where he goes.

[wtf?]

1. Get 3 piglets.
2. Number them clearly with a black marker, 1 2 and 4.
3. Release them discretly in the school grounds at lunchtime.
4 Laugh yourself hystrerical as all the younger ones spend several hours looking for pig number 3.

[Toaster]

Wrong magazine mate;try Buttmate (or whateva gay mag) and see where he goes.

Read it have you??!!:blink:

[Bald Eagle]

Put the DP's mini in the 7th form common room....or a variation of. Requires double doors, a smallish car, several hefty members of the 1st XV and a DP with a sense of humour. Then announce at assembly "would owner of a light blue mini, registration xxxxxx please remove it from the common room as it is creating an inconvenience". Oh, happy memories! :lol:

Went to Northcote college in the 70's did we :innocent:

[MsKABC]

Went to Northcote college in the 70's did we :innocent:

Nope, wrong region, wrong decade.

[imdying]

Wrong magazine mate;try Buttmate (or whateva gay mag) and see where he goes.Hahahahahahah, it's not every day some homo outs himself on KB :rofl: :facepalm:

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[gijoe1313]

Firealarm - Works like a charm. Everytime. And it's really easy too. Just simple press of a button.

This one costs the school $ $ $ when the fire service comes around. Not so funny!:facepalm: And it starts off a chain reaction of copy-cats :oi-grr: Though it has been a while since someone has been stupid enough to do that at my school! (Knock on wood)

[EJK]

This one costs the school $ $ $ when the fire service comes around. Not so funny!:facepalm: And it starts off a chain reaction of copy-cats :oi-grr: Though it has been a while since someone has been stupid enough to do that at my school! (Knock on wood)

Point taken.

[jim.cox]

Draw whatever on the blackboard(s)

Then spray with clear varnish

And it wont wipe off

[Murray]

Don't turn up and go to the pub en masse

[jaymzw]

Some good ideas in here. I know of the pig one, and the gasoline on the grass one. How long until grass dies out of interest? We have a decent hill we could do over.

Wouldn't do the fire alarm for the reason mentioned above :p

[sunhuntin]

Draw whatever on the blackboard(s)

Then spray with clear varnish

And it wont wipe off

dunno if schools use blackboards anymore? for whiteboards, use a vivid instead. then they have to color over the top with whiteboard markers to get it off. might piss the cleaners off though, cos the teachers will probably just leave it, unless you get in at the start of the day.

re the dead grass, someone did that at high school. grass was fine on friday, by monday it had a few words written in it. [cant remember what now] and they stayed for ages too. lol. might pay to test on a small bit of lawn at home first.

[tigertim20]

another thing you could do, is get a big syringe, and squirt say 150ml or so of oil up the tail pipe of every teachers car.
Car starts up fine, and away they go, but when the car warms, and the exhaust gets hot, the oil burns, creating a massive cloud of black smoke billowing out behind it. it doesnt do any damage or anything.
some teachers may still take offence to this though.

at assembly, sneak in 5 mins early with a handfull of glue sticks, and lightly cover ecery second chair (where the teachers sit) with glue. after about 15 mins they should adhese quite nicely.

[Maha]

If it were still cold enough I would suggest ording a load of firewood and getting dumped on your teachers (any teacher will do) driveway....topsoil will be suffice though.

[jim.cox]

If it were still cold enough I would suggest ording a load of firewood and getting dumped on your teachers (any teacher will do) driveway....topsoil will be suffice though.

better still, order a truckload of horse or chicken shit...

[Laava]

Make some small squares of plywood about 40x40mm from 7mm ply and glue one with 5min araldite to the top of one tyre on each of the teachers cars.[Where it can't be seen] I don't need to explain further.
On rear wheel drive cars tie a washer on the end of a shoelace and tie the other end around the driveshaft.
I know, I'm a cunt.

[schrodingers cat]

Turn up dressed in a tidy fashion and act respectfully all day. Spoke only when spoken to using the honourifics Ms and Sir.
Do exactly as asked and generally be a model citizen. Thank then for their efforts throughout the year and apoligise that you didn't see how hard they were trying on your behalf

All the staff will be totally WTF. YOU will be remembered.

[twinbruva]

Read it have you??!!:blink:

Na, just looked at the pictures.

You're not that sexy naked are you?

[Hopeful Bastard]

Dont forget the Aluminium cans tied to the centre of the car (Underneath of course and dragging along the ground)

We just dressed up (boring i know) but there were some good outfits.. At the end of the day, Massive water fight with the teachers that had the balls to "stick" around. Water and flour mix together really well if done properly :innocent:

[Indiana_Jones]

un-licenced car that runs, park it in the principle's spot. Tourch it.

For added bonus you could fill it with cow shit or something?

-Indy

[Thani-B]

Glad wrap on all the toilet seats.

Somehow the students in my year managed to glad wrap the vice principal to a pole.

Smoke bombs in through classroom windows..

[sunhuntin]

Dont forget the Aluminium cans tied to the centre of the car (Underneath of course and dragging along the ground)

We just dressed up (boring i know) but there were some good outfits.. At the end of the day, Massive water fight with the teachers that had the balls to "stick" around. Water and flour mix together really well if done properly :innocent:

i remember one mufti day, one of the guys showed up in a full gorilla costume, complete with banana. he was only wearing boxers underneath, so he stayed in the body part all day. total crack up... the first period teacher nearly had a heart attack when the guy waltzed in, late, through a back door. :yes:


edit: i just remembered one guy had a crap in an empty, unlocked locker at the end of last term. it wasnt found til class had started the following year! i think he must have been a senior cos no one got in trouble for it.