Coffee

[Maha]

.....How much coffee is too much coffee my intake of coffee has gone up somewhat since ages ago and like um today already I have had five yes five cups of coffee and I want more coffee see thing is I have stopped the usage of sugar completely which is a saving of about 70 teaspoons a week in cups of coffee alone and now I use equal it taste the same to me it really really does its amazing and so much better for you.

Meh...Full stops and commas are for tea drinkers :rockon:

[Latte]

Slow down Rossi! :scooter:

[Laava]

Yeah bro, you can do without the sugar! http://www.mediapeon.ca/carapace/Barney%20Coffee%20Break.jpg

[White trash]

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[MSTRS]

You're doing it wrong...
<img src=http://web2.slc.qc.ca/jmc/w04/caffeine/caffeine%20junkie.jpg>

[Murray]

Just started using rice milk in coffee - beautiful - TRY IT!!

[EJK]

Coffees are so 20th centry.

[george formby]

Equal:shit:
Google Phenylalanine & Aspartame.....
Coffee in itself is not the demon it's cracked up to be, the amount of milk you drink with it can cause more long term harm, allegedly. Their are even a number of health benefits to be gained drinking black coffee in moderation.
To much caffeine can stress your heart & liver, coffee also interferes with your digestion because of it's acidity (especially instant), it also inhibits your bodies ability to absorb nutrients if you drink a lot. Instant contains salt.... which causes you to dehydrate & drink more.
You may get a headache when you stop your coffee drinking too.
If it's any consolation I used to drink at least 10 flat whites or espresso's a day when I was cooking. Down to 5 now.....
You crave coffee less is if it's proper not instant.

[AllanB]

If you are worried about the number of cups of coffee you have in a day you could always have a coffee enema to keep the caffeine levels up.

[ducatilover]

It's good for you. I drink over 20 cups a day. I "chain drink" when at home. I'm fine, I'm nearly 22, hasn't killed me yet. :innocent:

[NZsarge]

You're doing it wrong...


Don't you think you should get 86GSXR's permission before posting photo's of him? :laugh:

[NZsarge]

Coffees are so 20th centry.

Reckon! Although I like Red Bull better.

[mattian]

I have been drinking coffee everyday for so long now, I honestly can not start my day without it. I used to scoff at peoples claims that it was addictive, until I tried going cold turkey....... migraine, neusea. I almost vomitted at one point in the afternoon. Now I just figure, fuck it!! and I still I drink it every day. Its not that bad. I can think of much worse things to be addicted too.

[DEATH_INC.]

There is no such thing as too much coffee, simple.

[pritch]

Equal:shit:
You may get a headache when you stop your coffee drinking too..

Oh yes! I was not a big coffee drinker but became addicted anyway. I used to dread running out of tea or coffee because if the headache came at night it'd be there until the shops opened.

[DEATH_INC.]

You're doing it wrong...
<img src=http://web2.slc.qc.ca/jmc/w04/caffeine/caffeine%20junkie.jpg>

What a pussy, he's got TWO arms....

[george formby]

Oh yes! I was not a big coffee drinker but became addicted anyway. I used to dread running out of tea or coffee because if the headache came at night it'd be there until the shops opened.

Tea? you must be sensitive.
Instant really doe's give you a hangover because of dehydration, like booze. Real coffee is chemical based & gone after an hour or two in my experience. Been awhile since it happened though, my blood is brown & when I cut myself the wound froths.

[nallac]

..... and like um today already I have had five yes five cups of coffee

Shit only 5,for farks sake it was nearly 4pm when you posted that....

I usually have had five before lunch, then the two with lunch ...

[p.dath]

.....How much coffee is too much coffee my intake of coffee has gone up somewhat since ages ago and like um today already I have had five yes five cups of coffee and I want more coffee see thing is I have stopped the usage of sugar completely which is a saving of about 70 teaspoons a week in cups of coffee alone and now I use equal it taste the same to me it really really does its amazing and so much better for you.

Meh...Full stops and commas are for tea drinkers :rockon:

Well, I was drinking a good 7, maybe 10 cups a day I have since learned I have a Cortisol deficiency. Turns out Coffee helps when you don't have enough Cortisol, so I guess my body was trying to make up for it.

I now take Cortisol hormone tablets everyday, and my Coffee intake is down to 2 or 3 cups a day.

[Okey Dokey]

a little of what you fancy does you good...and when you think how much coffee is diluted in all the hot water we use to prepare it...and then possibly add milk...mmm...don't worry..ENJOY :sunny:

Seriously, 5 cups a aday or whatever- don't stress!

[SMOKEU]

when I cut myself the wound froths.

Are you going all emo on us?

[pete376403]

Is this about coffee or that brown powdery shit out of tins?

[onearmedbandit]

I've tried it, many times, many different brands, but I just can't enjoy it. You coffee drinkers are a strange lot though, when I go to someones house and turn down an offer of coffee, the look on their face is like that you'd expect if I just thrown-up on their carpet.

And then the questioning begins. 'You don't like coffee? Really? Have you tried it? And you still don't like it? What about x brand]? What about iced coffee? No? Are you sure? I'm having one, I can make you one. Do you drink mochochino's? Cappachino's? No? What do you drink when you go out? But what about on a cold day? You'd have one then right? No? Man, you're strange. Can't believe you don't drink coffee. Oh well, if you want one just holler out'.


Coffee drinkers. Refusing to take 'no' since ages ago.

[ducatilover]

Want a coffee? Or a hug?

[onearmedbandit]

Want a coffee? Or a hug?

<img src="http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ImGoingPostalCropped.png"/>

[ducatilover]

<img src="http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ImGoingPostalCropped.png"/>

Hug then? :innocent:

[Drunken Monkey]

Coffee drinkers. Refusing to take 'no' since ages ago.

As long as you drink tea that's ok. It's people who don't have hot drinks at all that confuse me. It's so... uncivilized.

[Scouse]

I must be getting old cos sometimes I'd rather face Coffee in the morning than the Woman I have rooted the night before

[Scouse]

Oh yeh an a Bagel with lotsa fuckin Cream cheese on it

[onearmedbandit]

As long as you drink tea that's ok. It's people who don't have hot drinks at all that confuse me. It's so... uncivilized.

We may not drink hot drinks but we have awesome body art. And on hunting trips shirts are optional. :2thumbsup

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[Slyer]

Never been a big coffee drinker either. I mean, I'll drink the stuff but it's not the mouth orgasm it seems to be for other people.

[EJK]

We may not drink hot drinks but we have awesome body art. And on hunting trips shirts are optional. :2thumbsup


Tits or GT..F.... oh wait...

Nvm...

[mattian]

Oh yeh an a Bagel with lotsa fuckin Cream cheese on it

Heres an interesting fact. Caffeine prevents the absorbtion of iron so, it is recommended that you don't drink coffee with your food. Before food or some time after eating is fine.

you're welcome

[Maha]

Oh yeh an a Bagel with lotsa fuckin Cream cheese on it

....no that woman again.....:facepalm:

When all said and done, that first caffine fix for the day is the absolute best, even the second does not measure up to its predecessor.

[Bass]

Mark, you do realise that too much coffee rots your hair follicles, don't you?

[Maha]

Mark, you do realise that too much coffee rots your hair follicles, don't you?

So stop using it as a cheap shampoo replacement?...

[Headbanger]

Just so happens I'm having a coffee right now, its a double teaspoon special.

I'd easily knock off 5 cups before lunch.

[Headbanger]

Though considering the bottle of wine I just polished off before my coffee, and the other bottle of wine I intend to consume after my coffee I may just be a glutton .

Its good though.

fuck it, its excellent.

[scissorhands]

According to science 1 coffee a day is good. Or 1 and a half squares of dark chocolate.

I had espresso machines at home and did up to 10 doubles some days. After about 5-10 years, coffee then started to cause health problems. Cutting back or giving up is quite hard with the black stuff everywhere and a bit like cigarettes addiction wise.

Caffeine can and does attack the nervous system in oldies, shaking, dementia, gut and neurological problems occur after even 1 decade of strong tea and coffee drinking. Pay your dues nobody rides for free

[Headbanger]

Once your elderly you're just fucked, me grandma takes a turn if her orange juice is too strong.

Personally I'll just look to the research...



Despite 20 years of reassuring research, many people still avoid caffeinated coffee because they worry about its health effects. However, current research reveals that in moderation—a few cups a day—coffee is a safe beverage that may even offer some health benefits.

http://www.health.harvard.edu/press_releases/coffee_health_risk

[Headbanger]

And anything less then 2 dozen is a few.

Scientific fact.

[Woodman]

What I don't get is why anyone would put milk and sugar in coffee.:sick:

[Usarka]

Fuck sugar, I put amphetamines in my coffee.:blink:

[Maha]

What I don't get is why anyone would put milk and sugar in coffee.:sick:

Hot water only scorches the coffee and it tastes bitter but black coffee drinkers cant tell the difference. If you take milk, the milk has to go in first, thats rule number 1.

[JATZ]

Hot water only scorches the coffee and it tastes bitter but black coffee drinkers cant tell the difference. If you take milk, the milk has to go in first, thats rule number 1.

AfuckinMEN to that brother :yes:

Even when out in the wops.... ya gotta have a decent coffee :woohoo:

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/ztaj/SAM_0213.jpg

[Maha]

AfuckinMEN to that brother :yes:
Even when out in the wops.... ya gotta have a decent coffee :woohoo:


Refuckenspect Oi.....I feel an 'Ode to Caffine' comin' on....:woohoo:

[DEATH_INC.]

Hot water only scorches the coffee and it tastes bitter but black coffee drinkers cant tell the difference. If you take milk, the milk has to go in first, thats rule number 1.
No way! The coffee is already burnt to a crisp if it's instant (most beans are roasted too aren't they?), and the hot water just f*cks the milk. :shit:

[scissorhands]

Yeah but you can taste the difference if the instant coffee gets the milk last.

Black drinkers need to wait for the water to cool to 95C

[Maha]

No way! The coffee is already burnt to a crisp if it's instant (most beans are roasted too aren't they?), and the hot water just f*cks the milk. :shit:

Only if the milk is Soy.....:sick:
No my beans aint roasted.....:shutup:
Yes coffee is roasted, its not scorched, will not until the boiling water hits it.:corn:
Two coffees are made, one with milk in first and one with boiling water added first, they will taste different.:yes:

[NZsarge]

Yes coffee is roasted, its not scorched, will not until the boiling water hits it.:corn:
Two coffees are made, one with milk in first and one with boiling water added first, they will taste different.:yes:

Milk first FTW!

[ynot slow]

Only if the milk is Soy.....:sick:
No my beans aint roasted.....:shutup:
Yes coffee is roasted, its not scorched, will not until the boiling water hits it.:corn:
Two coffees are made, one with milk in first and one with boiling water added first, they will taste different.:yes:

Yep,gotta keep our dairy industry going.Drink milk,mmm baileys,milk and weetbix with fruit devine.

[george formby]

Only if the milk is Soy.....:sick:
No my beans aint roasted.....:shutup:
Yes coffee is roasted, its not scorched, will not until the boiling water hits it.:corn:
Two coffees are made, one with milk in first and one with boiling water added first, they will taste different.:yes:

The beans are roasted at up to 220oC, how is boiling water going to "scorch" it? Rips my nightie when I hear somebody describing an espresso as burnt, you can't burn coffee with water. If it's over extracted then it becomes acidic, giving a sharp bitter taste which is wrongly described as burnt. Like saying spicy rather than chillie for a hot curry, cinnamon is not hot but it is spicy. Adding boiling water straight to instant merely releases more of the crap thats in it, same flavour but stronger.
The fat & lactose in milk keeps some of the molecules stuck together lessening the intensity, thats just my theory by the way.