New brothel for women.

[Laava]

So any of the lads here looking for work?
Which Kiwibiker do you think fits the job decription? Hehehe!:wings:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10684274

[oldrider]

Corkery has misjudged the vital difference between men and women's sexual make up.

This idea will have wide appeal to men, as they fantasize about being the stud of the moment. (emphasis on "moment" here)

Women have their sexual needs sure but they are based mainly on nesting instincts and are much more refined and sensual.

Corkery has judged all women on her own debased failures to make it with a man and while this will have initial inquisitive appeal for some it will be short lived.

The reason it has not been done before (really!) is because it hasn't worked before!

Time will tell of course! :wait:

[SMOKEU]

I feel sorry for the poor guys who will end up having to root some old fat bitch. I don't exactly crack a woody when I see some 50 year old 200kg woman with facial hair. Any dude that works in a place like that would have to be a bit phucked in the head.

[mashman]

I feel sorry for the poor guys who will end up having to root some old fat bitch. I don't exactly crack a woody when I see some 50 year old 200kg woman with facial hair. Any dude that works in a place like that would have to be a bit phucked in the head.

... or just enjoys rootin... any port in a storm young man :yes:

[EJK]

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GIZZA GO OWWW MISTA!!!</10char>

[SMOKEU]

http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2007/10/big-ssbbw.jpg

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/fat-lady-on-top.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NdAHGMq1WG4/Sdn8Vqs4fsI/AAAAAAAAAA0/C7JAvxP1fBU/s320/FatBitch.jpg

[Gibbo89]

cheers for that smoke, have to wipe off the chunder from the laptop now.

i take u subscribe to the bbw site?

[Shadows]

I feel sorry for the poor guys who will end up having to root some old fat bitch. I don't exactly crack a woody when I see some 50 year old 200kg woman with facial hair. Any dude that works in a place like that would have to be a bit phucked in the head.

Some like their plumpers.

[SS90]

Plain old common sense would suggest that sex is less Likely to happen here that the average observer wojld perhaps expect.

I am of the opinion that there will be a novelty factor at first, (Hens nights and so on), but Women actually shelling out money for a few inches? I find that highly unlikely.

Any man that has even a slight amount of experience with women knows that they (women) are attention loving beasts, when you
a) pligh them with red wine,
b) deprive them of any males (and therefore attention) for a few hours
Then
c) put them in a simply lit room before (eventually) exposing them to a greased gyrating superior specimen of the male species, dancing to some Abba tune

Deprive women of all other males for a few hours/days, they are actually quite excitable creatures.... And will do (almost) anything for some male attention.
Put a man into the mix, and you cause their knicker elastic to snap, falling to the ground with a splash...... Simply because you have deprived women of what they can get any day of the week, any time if the day...... ATTENTION from horny males.

they might touch a bit of cock, perhaps put the tip in their mouths, but, in reality, the majority of women are HIGHLY unlikely to actually PAY for sex.

When the show is over (perhaps the Hen might engage in a few sordid acts), most women will head back out into the real world, get their drinks brought for free, get as much attention as they can handle, before heading home, their attention quota filled for the night, back to work Monday and tell their mates all about it.

Pam Corkery will in all likelihood, end up owner of a Gay hand job and escort service..... Men are where the money is when it comes to sex, that, as they say, is a fact of life.

[nudemetalz]

cheers for that smoke, have to wipe off the chunder from the laptop now.

i take u subscribe to the bbw site?

me thinks SSBBW site.....

Still, money is money...just shut ya eyes when doing her/it....

[SMOKEU]

cheers for that smoke, have to wipe off the chunder from the laptop now.

i take u subscribe to the bbw site?

Yeah, I'm fully keen on that.

I'm just taking the piss, I Googled "Fat bitch" and copied some of those links here.

I actually prefer http://www.reddit.com/r/jailbait/over18?dest=%2Fr%2Fjailbait

[slofox]

I offered to work for them...they said they wanted to attract women, not scare them away...bastards!

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[george formby]

According to the Funday Herald the woman owners of Pammys are compiling a 20 question survey to find out what kind of men women prefer.:blink:
Does this strike anybody as a little odd?
Ask a group (grope?) of blokes then the basic answers will be the same until you start asking about personality.
Probably the same for women.
I can't imagine well healed cougars shelling out $240 an hour when they get it for free + drinks in Parnell. Politicians might though, oh the scandal! Sue Bradford, phwoar.:gob:
Then again, what do I know? I've found my most attractive attribute is my sense of humour. Just as well really, i'm pug ugly & woman don't see to good when they are laughing.:violin:

[Her_C4]

I find it curiously fascinating that the only responses to this thread are from men who appear to have a skill not shared by many of their kind!

That you all have so much knowledge about what a womens sexual needs are and can relate so well to what will turn us all on (or not!), including what we will and won't pay for when it comes to sexual gratification must be such a bonus to the females around you ...:facepalm:

I also am stunned to see (in your generalisations above) that you include the most likely client as women over 50 that weigh somewhere in the region of 200kg. Is this also true of men that frequent brothels for them?

[george formby]

I find it curiously fascinating that the only responses to this thread are from men who appear to have a skill not shared by many of their kind!

That you all have so much knowledge about what a womens sexual needs are and can relate so well to what will turn us all on (or not!), including what we will and won't pay for when it comes to sexual gratification must be such a bonus to the females around you ...:facepalm:

I also am stunned to see (in your generalisations above) that you include the most likely client as women over 50 that weigh somewhere in the region of 200kg. Is this also true of men that frequent brothels for them?

Friends of mine who work or have worked in brothels ( for guys ) claim that most of their punters are basically lonely not horny. Would this apply to women, regardless of age & BMI?

[sugilite]

If the said establishment were to get "men" that looked halfway reasonable, were well groomed, smelt good and were attentive conversationalists well versed in the art of open ended questions that were also skilled in the arts of seduction and giving pleasure, then they will cum.

Suggesting that most woman would be satisfied in going down to the local to score a few free drinks and a random piece of dick is akin to telling them they can get versace at the local two dollar shop.

I believe woman would be quite prepared to pay for a quality experience. Getting the right staff would be the biggest challenge for such a venture.

[NinjaNanna]

were attentive conversationalists well versed in the art of open ended questions

You did read the part about paying $240/hr didn't you? Shit a shrink's cheaper than that and the upside of the shrink is they actually care about your answers.

[sugilite]

You did read the part about paying $240/hr didn't you? Shit a shrink's cheaper than that and the upside of the shrink is they actually care about your answers.
Good point, and they have a couch too....

[Kickaha]

Back in the 1980s I knew a guy who was a male escort (for women), used the money to fund his bikes etc

He said you'd be very surprised at the type of women who used his services but very few were over 50 and 200kg

[mashman]

Of course women are gonna use the service. 240 bucks for good clean sober men and an hour of 1 on 1 attention... feck i'd be gettin hard if we were talkin about a female brot, oh, hang on... damn :shifty:

There are plenty of women, like men, who would happily do without the constant hassle of the opposite sex and the emotional shit that comes with relationships (professional women, noooo not those)... if they're bored with flickin the beeny, or the batteries have run out, i'm damn sure they'd head down to Pammy's for guaranteed quality.

[Laava]

Hi there girls! Get it here!!! http://www.random-good-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/picture-1.png

[EJK]

Btw, is it women only????

[Laava]

Think so. Why is that EJ?:yes:

[EJK]

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[porky]

I offered to work for them...they said they wanted to attract women, not scare them away...bastards!

222467

Oh dont bash yourself up....... you can borrow my penis pump when ive finished with it!!
be good as new.

[scissorhands]

If I was a chick who had never had a 10 inch dick I would consider paying. But then again I'm a man thinking like a woman. A lonely woman with lots of executive $$$ may like the uncomplicatedness of a male whore.

Times are a changing, but maybe this is more about Pam Cockery than astute business. Joanne Paul?

[SS90]

If I was a chick who had never had a 10 inch dick I would consider paying. But then again I'm a man thinking like a woman. A lonely woman with lots of executive $$$ may like the uncomplicatedness of a male whore.

Times are a changing, but maybe this is more about Pam Cockery than astute business. Joanne Paul?

To me, this seems more about Corkery being a big "noter" than a sensible business decision... The reality is, in a country like NZ, a woman being willing paying for sex is about as realistic as a killer Bee that does not sell P.

I believe that Pam is just showing off to her fellow bitches.

It won't work, not even close.... It will end up being a tatty male strip club, populated by homosexual men after the show finishes......

[Kickaha]

The reality is, in a country like NZ, a woman being willing paying for sex is about as realistic as a killer Bee that does not sell P.

Women have been paying for sex for decades it's whether there would be enough of them that will be her problem


It will end up being a tatty male strip club, populated by homosexual men after the show finishes......

Sounds like something you'd have intimate knowledge of

[nadroj]

You would be surprized how lonely partners of oil industry workers get.
Their number one requirement = discression.

[Laava]

What about the partners of the people who dwell on KB? They must get lonely too! Ooooh! Best I go see what MamaJo is up to!:yes:

[SS90]

Back in the 1980s I knew a guy who was a male escort (for women), used the money to fund his bikes etc



Oh yea? Did he ride a Bevel Drive Ducati and live in a north canterbury town?

"a guy you knew"?

Heard it all before.....

[Usarka]

That you all have so much knowledge about what a womens sexual needs are and can relate so well to what will turn us all on (or not!), including what we will and won't pay for when it comes to sexual gratification must be such a bonus to the females around you ...:facepalm:

Don't worry Pam Corkery is in charge of training the new recruits. :bleh:

http://www.dannews.co.nz/pamc.jpg

[HenryDorsetCase]

I find it curiously fascinating that the only responses to this thread are from men who appear to have a skill not shared by many of their kind!

That you all have so much knowledge about what a womens sexual needs are and can relate so well to what will turn us all on (or not!), including what we will and won't pay for when it comes to sexual gratification must be such a bonus to the females around you ...:facepalm:

I also am stunned to see (in your generalisations above) that you include the most likely client as women over 50 that weigh somewhere in the region of 200kg. Is this also true of men that frequent brothels for them?

most of the guys posting in this thread dont really like women that much, it seems to me.

Nor have much of a clue really.

As for corkers: good on her. The market will decide.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Don't worry Pam Corkery is in charge of training the new recruits. :bleh:

http://www.dannews.co.nz/pamc.jpg

thats Moira from Shortland Street innit?

[Pixie]

It has been said that you don't pay a prostitute to have sex with you,you pay a prostitute to leave afterwards.

I would suppose this would also apply to male prostitutes :devil2:

[Genestho]

Ah c'mon you blokes....:facepalm:

Why wouldn't an eligible, independent but can't be arsed with the crap; woman pay for an uncomplicated service?

Not every woman is looking for a relationship!

The alternatives are....... *shudder*

I say go Pam!:yes: There is most definately a market for your (pricey) service.

I'm interested in the fact that a bloke may have to perform where he may not want to, I wonder how that would work?? Would it...work?:shutup:

[Usarka]

I'm interested in the fact that a bloke may have to perform where he may not want to, I wonder how that would work?? Would it...work?:shutup:

We get it up or your money back!

http://www.mxmcreation.com/images/health/viagra-multiple-erections.jpg

[ducatilover]

... or just enjoys rootin... any port in a storm young man :yes:

I'm down like James Brown for this.

[p.dath]

I say go for it Pam!

It's just a service orientated business, like any other service orientated business, and the market will speak as to what it wants.

[Kittyhawk]

Why spend $240 on sex when you can get it free on nzd? Female escorts are not even that expensive.

[MisterD]

and the market will speak as to what it wants.

It's not the possible market for female clients that Corkery's looking to exploit though, it's the "reality TV" market...

[Genestho]

It's not the possible market for female clients that Corkery's looking to exploit though, it's the "reality TV" market...

Maybe, but really, it's just another form of Marketing a product.

Tacky or not - controversy sells, you couldn't buy that kind of mainstream advertising with the same recognition results.

[SS90]

thats Moira from Shortland Street innit?

It might be the Herioin talking, but..... I'd Fuck her.......

[imdying]

Why spend $240 on sex when you can get it free on nzd? Female escorts are not even that expensive.- Chances of getting HIV and Pam's new brothel - probably slim, testing is probably contractual
- Changes of getting HIV from some loser who has tagged every second slappy slapper on NZD - well, that's math that I'd rather not do

[p.dath]

Why spend $240 on sex when you can get it free on nzd? Female escorts are not even that expensive.

Well, that was the hourly rate. Perhaps they'll sell the time in 15 minute blocks to make it more affordable ...

[HenryDorsetCase]

Well, that was the hourly rate. Perhaps they'll sell the time in 15 minute blocks to make it more affordable ...

imagine if you worked there and you had four bookings an hour for an 8 hour shift. Even with viagra the chafing would be awful....

[DMNTD]

Intriguing to see that people think that this is a new concept :blink:

[Maha]

Years ago in Rotorua I layed carpet and vinyl in 'Bobbys Rap Parlour'....Bobby offered me a job there and his reason was '' they get alot of requests for Bald guys''...I didn't inquire any further and stayed in flooring. The place was dump anyway and the females were...:sick:

[Kittyhawk]

- Chances of getting HIV and Pam's new brothel - probably slim, testing is probably contractual
- Changes of getting HIV from some loser who has tagged every second slappy slapper on NZD - well, that's math that I'd rather not do

Brothel or not, sex with anyone random runs risks, and how do you know that "he" hasn't slept with half of nzd in the past? Sometimes condoms accidently break, then what happens when you find out you have something?

[p.dath]

imagine if you worked there and you had four bookings an hour for an 8 hour shift. Even with viagra the chafing would be awful....

You could have 15 minutes on "in the room", and 45 minutes in the bar, 60 minutes on the stage ... I'm sure you could have some variety in the work place.

[p.dath]

Brothel or not, sex with anyone random runs risks, and how do you know that "he" hasn't slept with half of nzd in the past? Sometimes condoms accidently break, then what happens when you find out you have something?

I guess the pay rate accepted by the worker reflects the net risk of the job.

Effectively, the pay rate will rise till someone is willing to take on the risk.

Every job has some risk. Courier driver. Personal Assistant. Lion tamer.

[Max Preload]

Why wouldn't an eligible, independent but can't be arsed with the crap; woman pay for an uncomplicated service?It's the woman that CREATES the crap. There's plenty of men out there happy to fuck 'em for free if they want to keep it uncomplicated.

[imdying]

Brothel or not, sex with anyone random runs risks, and how do you know that "he" hasn't slept with half of nzd in the past? Sometimes condoms accidently break, then what happens when you find out you have something?You are so right. I shouldn't have said in my post that by going to a brothel you run absolutely no risk of contracting HIV. How foolish of me. Oh wait...

[Usarka]

Intriguing to see that people think that this is a new concept :blink:

It's gotta be the newest profession on the planet!

[marie_speeds]

'' they get alot of requests for Bald guys''

High levels of testosterone are a common cause for baldness...you must have been a real tiger :msn-wink:

[marie_speeds]

It's gotta be the newest profession on the planet!

A friend told me once that " all women are sitting on a goldmine". It appears that men are too now.... :yes:

[John_H]

I say go for it Pam!

It's just a service orientated business, like any other service orientated business, and the market will speak as to what it wants.

And as much as we fist pump and say whoop whoop go Pam, we all know that it won't take off as a business.

[scissorhands]

It's the woman that CREATES the crap. There's plenty of men out there happy to fuck 'em for free if they want to keep it uncomplicated.

Theres something extremely poetic about that statement. Maybe guys should play HARD to get?

"We're not rooting until you do the lawns!"

[Banditbandit]

Come on guys ... the brothel is a new idea ... but there are plenty of male prostitutes working out there .. and making a living ... there are plenty of women who will pay for simple uncomplicated sex ...

[Banditbandit]

It's the woman that CREATES the crap. There's plenty of men out there happy to fuck 'em for free if they want to keep it uncomplicated.

Yeah .. but who's idea of a good fuck ? The man's or the woman's ? If she's paying she gets what she wants and bugga the man ..

[Laava]

Ah c'mon you blokes....:facepalm:
I'm interested in the fact that a bloke may have to perform where he may not want to, I wonder how that would work?? Would it...work?:shutup:

EXACTLY! I don't know about you lot but if I was not attracted to a woman, I would have trouble performing! No offense to you uglies out there, just stating a fact!:sunny:
Bit different for a lady whore, she doesn't need to be attracted, not that I am saying that her job would be easy.

[oldguy]

Any woman paying for sex, will be to another woman, so Pam needs just as many female (Bi / lesbian) workers.
There are just as many business/sales rep type women out there, who travel alot, and are looking for that touch that only another woman can give. (so they keep telling us)
The thought had cross my mined about opening and escort agency for woman:yes:

[Maha]

EXACTLY! I don't know about you lot but if I was not attracted to a woman, I would have trouble performing! No offense to you uglies out there, just stating a fact!:sunny:
Bit different for a lady whore, she doesn't need to be attracted, not that I am saying that her job would be easy.

Easy Peasy...I knew of a hooker once, her trick was to count the ceiling tiles, and with some clients, a 3x3 room would be suffice, if you know I mean...:msn-wink:

[Kittyhawk]

You are so right. I shouldn't have said in my post that by going to a brothel you run absolutely no risk of contracting HIV. How foolish of me. Oh wait...

I know of someone close to me who did go to a brothel and contracted it.

[imdying]

I know of someone close to me who did go to a brothel and contracted it.I saw Santa Claus having sex with the Easter Bunny once.

At least think of a more imaginitive lie to plead your case with :facepalm:

[Kittyhawk]

I saw Santa Claus having sex with the Easter Bunny once.

At least think of a more imaginitive lie to plead your case with :facepalm:

Thought beastiality is a taboo subject?

[Max Preload]

Yeah .. but who's idea of a good fuck ? The man's or the woman's ? If she's paying she gets what she wants and bugga the man ..There's no more guarantee she'll get what she wants just because she's paying for it.

[sugilite]

There's no more guarantee she'll get what she wants just because she's paying for it.

What about the consumers guarantee act? :lol:

[Kittyhawk]

What about the consumers guarantee act? :lol:
Dont forget Consumer magazine:innocent:

[SMOKEU]

Dont forget Consumer magazine:innocent:

Maybe Target will do a sly investigation as well.

[p.dath]

Maybe Target will do a sly investigation as well.

Using under-age children, but of course, the EFTPOS transaction will get declined ...

[Max Preload]

What about the consumers guarantee act? :lol:I don't use my real name when I work...:innocent:

[porky]

What about the consumers guarantee act? :lol:

only applicable if they consume. Spit it out and all "bets are off".

[Kittyhawk]

Using under-age children, but of course, the EFTPOS transaction will get declined ...

Does the client pays before or after the goods are received?

[marie_speeds]

she gets what she wants and bugga the man ..

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::buggerd:

[Banditbandit]

There's no more guarantee she'll get what she wants just because she's paying for it.

I'm sorry ? I thought that was the point ... clearly you are not the type to work in a brothel ... where the focus is on pleasing the customer ...

[Stirts]

she gets what she wants and bugga the man ..

Holy bursting blue balls, they will have to heavily invest in an extensive employee training programme to get that kind of service level agreement!!

[Banditbandit]

There are men out here who know how to please women ... a few, I'll admit - but still there ...

[p.dath]

There are men out here who know how to please women ... a few, I'll admit - but still there ...

I don't think gay men would want to have sex with a woman.

[Number One]

So any of the lads here looking for work?
Which Kiwibiker do you think fits the job decription? Hehehe!:wings:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10684274

Holy studded paddle Batman! how'd I miss this.

GO PAM ;)

Not that I would currently have need or desire to frequent such an establishment however I know of quite a few...hot mamas - who can't be arsed with 'apparent real life blokes' but love to shag and bugger me they would love the idea of doing it in comfy gorgeous surrounds! I shall make sure they are aware of this fine idea.

BTW - I would consider it. Heck can't be any worse than what some chicks get up to just humping anything they can pick up off the streets in a bar...

It makes me think of Duece Bigalow and the eating pimp...tomatoe sammies and ice cream in the jacuzzi tee he ehe e

[mashman]

Not that I would currently have need or desire to frequent such an establishment however I know of quite a few...hot mamas - who can't be arsed with 'apparent real life blokes' but love to shag and bugger me. they would love the idea of doing it in comfy gorgeous surrounds! I shall make sure they are aware of this fine idea.


What a difference a full-stop makes :shifty:
One tiny little period.

[ducatilover]

Heh.


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[Number One]

What a difference a full-stop makes :shifty:
One tiny little period.

LOL you a cheeky cheeky boy :drinkup:

[mashman]

LOL you a cheeky cheeky boy :drinkup:

what, no spanking smilie after those remarks :lol:... wonder if you could get a referral fee out of the idea :)

[Banditbandit]

I don't think gay men would want to have sex with a woman.

I'm pretty sure that gay men would not know how to please a woman in a brothel ....

[oldrider]

I don't think gay men would want to have sex with a woman.

Some gay men (Hmmmm, just read "men") will have sex with anything, human equivalent of a Muscovy drake! :yes:

Trouble is with the brothel and paying is ........ you never know what's getting into you and where it's been! :buggerd:

Managed risk means controlling the knowledge of the "facts" as much as possible and staying close to who you can trust! :hug:

[Max Preload]

I'm sorry ? I thought that was the point ... clearly you are not the type to work in a brothel ... where the focus is on pleasing the customer ...You are clearly deluded in your expectations.

[cc rider]

Some gay men (Hmmmm, just read "men") will have sex with anything, human equivalent of a Muscovy drake! :yes:Is that like when you bite the pillow so hard you cum up with a mouth fulla feathers :blink:

... I jus asking outta queriosity... really I was
... do I look like I'd know such fings :innocent:


OH Shut-up you lot :shutup::shutup::shutup::shutup:



:rofl:

[cc rider]

Bit different for a lady whore, she doesn't need to be attracted, not that I am saying that her job would be easy.Would you like a paddle Laava... you seem to be trying to row backward :bleh:

[Laava]

Sounds good Cas but I don't want to pay for it! Haha!

[davebullet]

Alison Mau now has 2 options

[Laava]

Alison Mau now has 2 options

I will happily be one of them~

[oldrider]

Holy bursting blue balls, they will have to heavily invest in an extensive employee training programme to get that kind of service level agreement!!

Mrs Oldrider has got one of them! :whistle:

True! The training program is not over yet and it's been going 46 years already! :love:

[Thani-B]

I believe woman would be quite prepared to pay for a quality experience. Getting the right staff would be the biggest challenge for such a venture.

So I wonder how the "interviews" will be conducted...

I'm sure there wont be a shortage of women that go, why pick up someone in a bar when you could pay for quality.

[cc rider]

Sounds good Cas but I don't want to pay for it! Haha!Hmmm... I knew I should have said oar not paddle
... Is my :moon: ... I mean :o red