Wanganui is crime free.

[Headbanger]

No shit, there is no crime left in Wanganui, nothing, zero, zilch, In fact its so quiet that our police force are forced to give me a ticket for parking my wagon on the road outside my house.

Bastards.

Sure it was pointed in the wrong direction, Big deal, What the hell is the point of issuing the ticket?

To prove the cops a twat? to make me pay 40 miserable dollars? Is it a power trip? Its a wide residential road out in the burbs ffs. Was the world made a better or a worse place by writing out this pathetic slip of paper?


And hell yeah I went down the cop shop,told them they were morons, That I didn't give a damn about the $40 but I was disgusted that this is the best use of their time that they can come up with.

Want an easy way to lose respect?

This is it.


And the worst thing is the cop I was trying to argue with seemed to be a 12 year old girl, I would have easily beaten her in a fight, I nearly apologised.



Then I get home, tell the wife, she tells me I'm a dick and it serves me right:facepalm:


This is the sanitised version, apparently my original post actually exceeded the Kiwibiker offensive language rules.woot woot.

Fuck me, didn't even know we had any.

The original can be found here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/54686-Pointless-drivel-posts?p=1129900579#post1129900579

[mattian]

crikey.... sounds like you're about to go postal on us. Have a cuppa tea and a lie down.

[Mully]

You lawless heathen.

[slofox]

You are obviously the worst gangster/criminal/psychopath since Al Capone, Mr Headbanger. Doncha know that facing your car the wrong way endangers the very fabric of the universe???

For shame! Such heinous crime ought to attract the death penalty - just ask Garth McVicar...

[Edbear]

Just think of all the Merican and German drivers you would confuse the daylights out of if they came along... :bye: The repercussions are frightening to think about... :blink:

[twinbruva]

Was there a patch on one of the tyres?

I hear they arrest pirates in Wanganui these days....

[MIXONE]

And Hilary Clinton is in the country don't forget.

[twinbruva]

A mate of mine in the bustling metropolis of Wellywood got a ticket for parking when all he was doing was waiting for someone to vacate a park so he could take said park. They even sent him a photograph of his van, complete with him in it and the brake lights on!
ffs

[twinbruva]

Just think of all the Merican and German drivers you would confuse the daylights out of if they came along... :bye: The repercussions are frightening to think about... :blink:

That's actually a serious business in the lower half of the Mainland every summer.

[piston broke]

lmfao





fek,fek,fek,motherfek.

[piston broke]

awww,
the pd'd one was much more descriptive

[tri boy]

Learn to park correctly ya muppet.:sunny:

[Kickaha]

I agree with your wife :bleh:

[Toaster]

And Hilary Clinton is in the country don't forget.

I wonder if they will ticket the convoy for "cruising".

[xgnr]

Sure it was pointed in the wrong motherfucking direction

Sorry man but after nearly hitting a car ... I was on a pushbike I might add..(no reflectors cos it was parked in the wrong direction) I don't have much sympathy

[sosman]

Go & dump some diesel on there driveway or something

[onearmedbandit]

It was fucking me off, I'm surprised they ticketed it so quickly after my phone call.

[Headbanger]

I figured one of the neighbors rang it in so every hour or so I go outside and throw rocks on all their roofs.

[Gremlin]

Are you sure it wasn't a 12yo girl trying to make her own complaint?

[Owl]

Are you sure it wasn't a 12yo girl trying to make her own complaint?

No, she was only there to thank the cops for doing something about that poorly parked car.:laugh:

[red mermaid]

Have it is occurred to you that it could have being a complaint from a member of the public and if the officer had done nothing then that member of the public could have complained about the non action of the officer.

So why should he deal with a IPCA complaint just cause you are too lazy to park properly?

[scumdog]

Lazy fucker.

Park the right way next time.


Are yer legs just painted on and that's why you couldn't walk across the road or something?

:woohoo:

[Headbanger]

Have it is occurred to you that it could have being a complaint from a member of the public and if the officer had done nothing then that member of the public could have complained about the non action of the officer. Hence the throwing rocks on the roof.
So why should he deal with a IPCA complaint just cause you are too lazy to park properly? Because I'm fucking awesome. But no, they hang around the area because a prominent JP lives almost right next door, and obviously someone somewhere decided to make the world a better place while they were patrolling the strip.

[Headbanger]

Lazy fucker.

Park the right way next time.


Are yer legs just painted on and that's why you couldn't walk across the road or something?

:woohoo:

lmfao. Thats more like it. Funny enough, The wagon is now parked in the correct direction.

[imdying]

I can't believe how callous your attitude is to your offending! The red reflectors are on the rear of your car... with it parked the wrong way around, in the dark it becomes an inivisible object of death that could easily be run into by a pissed driver just innocently making their way home from the pub! I'm glad you've seen the light and turned it around... blind fuckwits need to be protected too!

[NinjaNanna]

best rant since ages ago

[Smifffy]

Shit if you'd have just held a guy in a headlock, pretending to have a gun while you robbed a servo, you'd be out on bail now!

[98tls]

:shit:Spelling Whanganui without an h,isnt that a crime these days?:blink:

[Big Dave]

I don't have much sympathy

Sympathy! I'm thinking comedy.

[pete376403]

You must have driven on the wrong side of the road to park facing the wrong way - did they ticket you for that as well?

[pritch]

:shit:Spelling Whanganui without an h,isnt that a crime these days?:blink:

Only if you are reading the TV weather forecast?

Actually the correct pronounciation is Wanganui and everytime I hear Fanganui I choke into my vinho tinto. Ignoramuses!

[Headbanger]

You must have driven on the wrong side of the road to park facing the wrong way - did they ticket you for that as well?

fuck no, I drove home in reverse.

But imagine how they could have made the world a better place if they had caught me in the act. I mean fuck, every single variation from the regimented should be met with some form of tax collection, Otherwise imagine the chaos, The burbs would be in flames.

[Forest]

In the UK it's perfectly legal, even commonplace, to park on the other side of the road.