Ways to tell there is an election approaching

[Pixie]

The marketeers/puppeteers have tied Clark down and slapped some make up on the old hag.(TV One news tonight)
Start trowling the Vaseline on to the camera lens.

[Aitch]

I've almost stopped shaking....yuk

[ajturbo]

The marketeers/puppeteers have tied Clark down and slapped some make up on the old hag.(TV One news tonight)
Start trowling the Vaseline on to the camera lens.

yer.. the ONLY reason that i watch TV 1 news is the fact that i cannot get tv3 ... and we live in the 21st centry????? we can send a rocket to the outer reaches of space .. but not beam a tv chanel to the out skirts of tauranga.....

[Pixie]

yer.. the ONLY reason that i watch TV 1 news is the fact that i cannot get tv3 ... and we live in the 21st centry????? we can send a rocket to the outer reaches of space .. but not beam a tv chanel to the out skirts of tauranga.....
Actually it was TV 3

[ajturbo]

Actually it was TV 3

well the fucked my Conspiracy theory then....:weird:

[HDTboy]

Another way to tell is that there's road works everywhere. "see we've been spending money on transport and roading"

[sAsLEX]

yer.. the ONLY reason that i watch TV 1 news is the fact that i cannot get tv3 ... and we live in the 21st centry????? we can send a rocket to the outer reaches of space .. but not beam a tv chanel to the out skirts of tauranga.....

what gets me is that my tv 1 recption aint that shit hot and its been around for years, where as maori TV I dont even need an aerial to pick it up crystal clear! a fork in the back works fine!

[zadok]

Have you noticed that 99.9% of all female politicians have been hit with the ugly stick? I can only think of one exception over here. :motu:

[riffer]

Another sure fire way is to keep tabs on what the local printers are doing.

The election ballot papers have already been printed.

[Indiana_Jones]

I want to leave Helengrad :no:

http://www.kiwinews.co.nz/uploads/helengrad.jpg

-Indy

[Waylander]

Why is it that everytime I see the PM on tv or pictures I think of The Rocky Horror Picture show?

[Jantar]

Another sure fire way is to keep tabs on what the local printers are doing.

The election ballot papers have already been printed.

Hey, who are your printers? If they are able to print the election papers before nominations have even been called, can they also do me a printout of next weeks lotto results before the draw? :rofl:

[ajturbo]

Why is it that everytime I see the PM on tv or pictures I think of The Rocky Horror Picture show?

:rofl: now that is funny!

[Sutage]

what gets me is that my tv 1 recption aint that shit hot and its been around for years, where as maori TV I dont even need an aerial to pick it up crystal clear! a fork in the back works fine!

most of the target population already have forks in the back of their TV set, they could hardly require a outer space galactic digital shield to get it, then noone would watch it.. as compared to the 10 people who watch it now
waste of money and time if you ask me, theres PC for ya tho

[riffer]

Hey, who are your printers? If they are able to print the election papers before nominations have even been called, can they also do me a printout of next weeks lotto results before the draw? :rofl:

Sorry bud, my bad. I meant the electoral roll papers.

[SPORK]

As a white male, I am proud to say that Maori TV is the greatest channel on our fine earth. Watching game shows in Maori is infinitley more fun... and educational *Cheesy Wink*

[ajturbo]

As a white male, I am proud to say that Maori TV is the greatest channel on our fine earth. Watching game shows in Maori is infinitley more fun... and educational *Cheesy Wink*

can it be more fun or educational than staring down the barrel of a loaded gun???

[Pixie]

Have you noticed that 99.9% of all female politicians have been hit with the ugly stick? I can only think of one exception over here. :motu:
French and Italian women polititians are the exception

[Hitcher]

If it had been the State broadcaster, Judy Bailey would have referred to the Rt Hon Helen Clark as "our Prime Minister". Voted "Best News"? Sad, so very sad...

[idb]

Have you noticed that 99.9% of all female politicians have been hit with the ugly stick? I can only think of one exception over here. :motu:
Yeah I remember reading that Pauline was voted one of the sexiest women in Australia a couple of years back.

[HDTboy]

Yeah I remember reading that Pauline was voted one of the sexiest women in Australia a couple of years back.
Dunno about pauline, but her daughter's in a ralph mag looking ok :niceone: