How to sell a motorbike

[White trash]

FFS. Some people are just natural born sales folk, aren't they?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Dirt-bikes/auction-328514201.htm

Bet he's wondering why there's no interest either.

[bogan]

:lol: at least theres more than one picture (both sides even!), an its not a ridiculous close up or some BS

[Swoop]

Only 1000km since 1986... Bargain!:woohoo:

[Spazman727]

:lol: at least theres more than one picture (both sides even!), an its not a ridiculous close up or some BS

It makes you wonder what's wrong with the other side when they only post up pictures of one side.

[SMOKEU]

Almost as bad as the car dealers who state "5 speed manual" as the only description.

[Punchy]

Most informative and fully featured classified I've ever seen. You can just sense his genuine interest to sell.
10 points that man.

[onearmedbandit]

Just before yogipene took these pics of his bike, someone told him, 'Remember, a picture tells a thousand words'. Unfortunately, yogi took them literally.

[Smifffy]

Looking at his feedbacks it appears he is a man of few words, but a few sales nonetheless.

[st00ji]

i'd have thought anyone looking at it would have a fair idea of what it is. and anyone genuinely interested can get in touch with him via cell or whatever. its been my experience that people who ask a hundred questions about something are almost never the ones to buy it, or even bid on it.

ps - i want it, he must be doing something right

[Gremlin]

Hey... just because he doesn't sell bikes all his life etc... no reason to go bashing the poor fella. I don't tell you how wrong your computer set up is ya know. (its wrong isn't it?)

Besides, if he did write something, someone would probably criticise his grammar.... sometimes ya just can't win aye?

[Katman]

Style: Dirt bikes
Make: Honda
Model: xl; 100
Engine size: 100cc
Kilometres: 1,000km
Year: 1986
Colour: Blue

Are you satisfied now???

[onearmedbandit]

Sheesh, lighten up people and see the lighter side of life.

[White trash]

Hey... just because he doesn't sell bikes all his life etc... no reason to go bashing the poor fella. I don't tell you how wrong your computer set up is ya know. (its wrong isn't it?)

Besides, if he did write something, someone would probably criticise his grammar.... sometimes ya just can't win aye?

I actually don't give a toss, just can't believe that people would not even bother with a brief description if they're trying to sell something.


Style: Dirt bikes
Make: Honda
Model: xl; 100
Engine size: 100cc
Kilometres: 1,000km
Year: 1986
Colour: Blue

Are you satisfied now???

Does it do good wheelies and what's its best CoroGP lap time?

[Murray]

Maybe he should have asked this guy!!

He knows all the answers

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/130372-I-m-back-in-bike-sales-baby!

[White trash]

Maybe he should have asked this guy!!

He knows all the answers

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/130372-I-m-back-in-bike-sales-baby!

I hear that guy's a butt fucking hillbillie and not to be trusted........

[oldrider]

I actually don't give a toss, just can't believe that people would not even bother with a brief description if they're trying to sell something.



Does it do good wheelies and what's its best CoroGP lap time?

Want a challenge do you? Sell my Tiger for me! :lol: Cheers, John. (Can't honestly say my heart is really in it, selling my bike that is!)

[baptist]

Well at least he ain't lied:yes: Can't tell a porky if you don't say anything...

[Madness]

I hear that guy's a butt fucking hillbillie and not to be trusted........

Jesus H Christ, Cletus. You more so than anyone should know that's not how you spell Hillbilly. :facepalm:

[pritch]

Jesus H Christ, Cletus. You more so than anyone should know that's not how you spell Hillbilly. :facepalm:

Neither's that, unless it's actually his name?

[EJK]

Its written in invisible ink. I better bake my laptop in order to read it.

Hold on, brb.

[BMWST?]

Almost as bad as the car dealers who state "5 speed manual" as the only description.

and the rare pic of the interior shows an obviuosly auto shifter

[marty]

Almost as bad as the car dealers who state "5 speed manual" as the only description.


then when you ask a question, they either never answer it, or say - 'you can come in and have a look if you want'

sure dude - i live in cambridge - it's a little drive from the north shore. i'll find one in dunners instead (based on a true story!)

[marty]

Looking at his feedbacks it appears he is a man of few words, but a few sales nonetheless.

mate - his last sale was in 2008!

[Big Dave]

com·men·su·rate/kəˈmensərit/
Adjective: Corresponding in size or degree; in proportion.

[roadracingoldfart]

I hear that guy's a butt fucking hillbillie and not to be trusted........


I heard you started that rumor !!!!

[Spazman727]

It would be nice to know a bit of history so you can decide whether it's worth a trip to see it or not. I don't think id bother with a bike that had nothing to say that I should buy it (unless it was one I really liked). On the other hand, I hate auctions that say all this crap like I spent $2000 on a titanium spoke and its blue with pink bits but looks like black with red bits. Useful information (that I can't see from the pics) is useful.

[White trash]

Who the fuck sez I look like Robin Gibb?

[Drew]

I heard you started that rumor !!!!
He was the cause of the rumour for sure.

[roadracingoldfart]

Who the fuck sez I look like Robin Gibb?

Hahahaha I just saw a Robin Gibb pic in the paper today and i have to say in the rite light ...... hmmmm dunno.