Fat Bottom Girls

[Maha]

Yeah we get it, walking/strolling what ever you want to call it is good for you....:yes:
But why the hell must you insist on taking your jumper/anarak/cardigan with you?
You dont wear it, you tie it around your waist to hide your big arse....:blink:
Wrapping anything around your waist only increases the size (visually) of said arse...:yes:
Lets get one thing straight here, you dont make the rocking world go round at all...
...what you do is, give observant people like myself the chance for a laugh....
Loose the arse wrap and set those orbs free! :woohoo:

[Dave Lobster]

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[slofox]

Like this one Maha?

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[Spazman727]

Lets get one thing straight here, you dont make the rocking world go round at all...:

They do make the world go rocking around though.

[NZsarge]

Loose the arse wrap and set those orbs free! :woohoo:

Right on brother!

[Usarka]

Yeah we get it, walking/strolling what ever you want to call it is good for you....:yes:

A bit late though eh......

[Stirts]

Like this one Maha?

I see your fat bottom and raise you fat bottoms....

http://jigglegifs.com/data/media/2/big_ass_gifs_2.gif

[Spazman727]

I see your fat bottom and raise you fat bottoms....

I wish I hand't seen his fat bottom to be honest :sick:

[Gremlin]

nah... pert little asses every day

http://www.thongsblog.com/girls/070228-kari-sweets-b.jpg

[SMOKEU]

I smell bacon, I smell pork. Run little piggy, I've got out my fork!

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/45495_f520.jpg

[JimO]

not that im a pervert but dont you hate it when you see a nice arse riding a pushbike in lycra and when you get alongside it turns out to be a bloke

[Gremlin]

not that im a pervert but dont you hate it when you see a nice arse riding a pushbike in lycra and when you get alongside it turns out to be a bloke
uh... :shit: no... never had that :blink:

It does remind me of a story tho, when I was doing competitive cycling in school. One Sunday morning we're at the team time trialling on Auckland's waterfront, and its a girls team in front of us. Our fathers are all muttering, oh yeah, the boys will catch them alright, but they won't pass them.

We never caught them. :bye:

[munster]

I smell bacon, I smell pork. Run little piggy, I've got out my fork!

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/45495_f520.jpg

Look if I had too (with the right amount of beers) I'd put my hand up for the one on the right. You buggers can fight over the rest.

[phill-k]

I see your fat bottom and raise you fat bottoms....

http://jigglegifs.com/data/media/2/big_ass_gifs_2.gif

lov it bling 2 u

[SMOKEU]

Look if I had too (with the right amount of beers) I'd put my hand up for the one on the right. You buggers can fight over the rest.

I call shottys on the arm flab.

[Suntoucher]

Like this one Maha?

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There's such potential in that girl, too.

[Maha]

There's such potential in that girl, too.

Really? I thought it must have had some work already, like got rid of it cock for a start.

[Swoop]

If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, isn’t it about time that that South Auckland received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?

[scissorhands]

Big strong fellas get born from girls with big round asses.

All this size 8 bullshit and thin thin thin pressure on women, will mean birth weights of babies will be down.

Let them have their chubby asses and be happy and healthy.

Remember health camps full of skinny kids?

[munster]

Big strong fellas get born from girls with big round asses.

All this size 8 bullshit and thin thin thin pressure on women, will mean birth weights of babies will be down.

Let them have their chubby asses and be happy and healthy.

Remember health camps full of skinny kids?

My Mum was 6 and a half stone, then she got pregnant with me and I was 9lb 14oz. Guess I'm an exception to that rule then. I'm 41 and I still get shit for ruining her 'figure' :yes:

[scissorhands]

My Mum was 6 and a half stone, then she got pregnant with me and I was 9lb 14oz. Guess I'm an exception to that rule then. I'm 41 and I still get shit for ruining her 'figure' :yes:


Little asian women have good weight babies too. Maybe I'm wrong, and its actually no indication of a healthy baby

[SMOKEU]

Roll them round in flour and look for the wet spot.

[ellipsis]

.....stick yer skin and bones ...

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac85/motorcycle-mania/82729.jpg

[Banditbandit]

Look if I had too (with the right amount of beers) I'd put my hand up for the one on the right. You buggers can fight over the rest.

Ummm ... pass ... but I'd put my hands up for any in the above pix ...

[Suntoucher]

Little asian women have good weight babies too. Maybe I'm wrong, and its actually no indication of a healthy baby

True story, depends on the skeletal build rather than the weight of the parents. Friend of mine's 5'1 wife had 12, 13 and 9 pound babies. 13 Was the largest at Palmerston North Hospital since like 1991.

He was a big guy himself but neither were fat, she was thin.

[Maha]

Roll them round in flour and look for the wet spot.

What sort of sick fuck are you?...flour on the floor?.....:facepalm:

[Fatt Max]

What sort of sick fuck are you?...flour on the floor?.....:facepalm:

Too right, a waste of a perfectly good pie ingridient...

I prefer the "Oi Luv, fart and give me a clue will you" approach....

[slofox]

What's the difference between a skinny model (Twiggy in the original but most of you youngsters wouldn't remember that far back...) and a forged dollar?

Well one's a phony buck, and the other's a ........


There's a lot to be said for a degree of pneumaticism...

[Swoop]

Twiggy in the original but most of you youngsters wouldn't remember that far back...
Not Sabrina, then??:blip:

[Brownbikerbabe]

Big strong fellas get born from girls with big round asses.

All this size 8 bullshit and thin thin thin pressure on women, will mean birth weights of babies will be down.

Let them have their chubby asses and be happy and healthy.

Remember health camps full of skinny kids?

I vote this guy Real-Man-Of-the-week on KB just for this excellent comment!

Let the chubby's be HAPPY with their fat bottoms!

Me I am happy just reading that comment...and my fat bottom grows as we speak...yes I am chomping on chocolate :love: :corn:

[oldrider]

For a randy heterosexual male there is no such thing as an ugly woman! :oi-grr:

Until his knackers a empty (briefly) and depending on supply and demand, he will only see a beautiful desirable woman! :love:

It's just the way we are! :yes:

Eleven pints, full balls and getting late, all the ugly girls have been replaced with a fresh batch of beauties ....... and nobody has moved! :rolleyes:

Otherwise it's talking to yourself and :tugger: Mrs Palmer again! :argh:

I repeat, no such thing as an ugly woman! Bless them! :yes:

[admenk]

I see your fat bottom and raise you fat bottoms....

http://jigglegifs.com/data/media/2/big_ass_gifs_2.gif


that reminds me, I must get a bike rack.........

[Maha]

This thread is not about the amount fat arses out there on a daily basis....
Its more about the the owners of these arses that think they can hide their shamefull globes by tieing anything less than a pup tent around it.
Fact is, we (normal sized and sometimes cute arse ) people know exactley what is behind those arse covers, they must be ashamed or they wouldn't go to the trouble of trying to conceal thier caboose with a coat (or similar) even on a hot day.

[Gremlin]

Stop looking at my cute arse Maha, ya homo.

[PrincessBandit]

But why the hell must you insist on taking your jumper/anarak/cardigan with you?
You dont wear it, you tie it around your waist to hide your big arse....:blink:

Lets get one thing straight here, you dont make the rocking world go round at all...

We take our pink cardies with us, they're too warm to wear, a nuisance to carry to round the waist they go.... And our fat bottoms DO make the rocking world go round! Just check out all of 'em shakin' down in every skankyho music video!


They do make the world go rocking around though.
See post above :yes:



Let the chubby's be HAPPY with their fat bottoms!

Me I am happy just reading that comment...and my fat bottom grows as we speak...yes I am chomping on chocolate :love: :corn:
yeeee haaaaa, I love my round derreire.


Its more about the the owners of these arses that think they can hide their shamefull globes by tieing anything less than a pup tent around it.
..............they must be ashamed or they wouldn't go to the trouble of trying to conceal thier caboose with a coat (or similar) even on a hot day.

Tish! Shame on you! But if you like, next time I see you mine will be completely devoid of any cardy, jacket or coat.

[SMOKEU]

Eleven pints, full balls and getting late, all the ugly girls have been replaced with a fresh batch of beauties ....... and nobody has moved! :rolleyes:


My beer goggles ain't that good.

[PrincessBandit]

If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round, isn’t it about time that that South Auckland received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?

Crikey, how did I overlook that one. South Auckland's contribution to projectile vomit inducing fashion is enormous thighs (and arses) in spray on leggings. I honestly wonder how many of those women and girls actually look in the mirror before they go out - cellulite craters, wobbles and camel toe for all the world to see.

[cc rider]

I wouldn't mind my botty being a morsel rounder... that's the trouble with being a vegi... I don't eat enough meat :whistle:




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[Str8 Jacket]

FFS, now I know why I have this stupid song in my head!! Singing it in all the wrong places too.... :facepalm:

[Number One]

Its more about the the owners of these arses that think they can hide their shamefull globes by tieing anything less than a pup tent around it.
Fact is, we (normal sized and sometimes cute arse ) people know exactley what is behind those arse covers, they must be ashamed or they wouldn't go to the trouble of trying to conceal thier caboose with a coat (or similar) even on a hot day.

I'm GUILTY of that which you type. Though don't assume we fat arsed ones are trying to 'hide' anything from you 'the normal sized and sometimes cute arsed ones'. Many of us know we have fat arses and we do get that they can't be hidden and that trying to do so in fact doesn't disguise things.

I live in New Zealand and sometimes when I start out for a walk it's warm etc etc and by the time I start heading back...maybe an hour - sometimes longer when the dogs in tow, the weather has turned and I end up wearing said 'bum cover upper-rer'

On another note - be thankful the lycra camel toe and front bum isn't on display so openly - then you'd really have something to complain about :shutup:

[Swoop]

projectile vomit inducing fashion is enormous thighs (and arses) in spray on leggings.
:yes:

Some years ago I witnessed a "lady" who would have been all of 24stone, wearing lycra cycle shorts that stopped just above where the knee would have been (couldn't actually see a knee amongst the wobbly flab though).

After cleaning up my vomit I immediately headed home to rinse my eyeballs with janola. Have avoided Onehunga ever since.

[scissorhands]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJ_mW3HQGk

[slofox]

On another note - be thankful the lycra camel toe and front bum isn't on display so openly - then you'd really have something to complain about :shutup:

Ohhhh..I dunno...

[admenk]

camel toe and front bum

Could be the next cop series:

Starsky and Hutch
Dempsy and Makepiece
Tubbs and Crocket
Tango and Cash
Camel toe and front bum !

It has a certain style about it....:yes:

[Banditbandit]

I wouldn't mind my botty being a morsel rounder... that's the trouble with being a vegi... I don't eat enough meat :whistle:




pies

I'm sure your botty is just fine ...

[Sharry]

Roll them round in flour and look for the wet spot.

And if it don't bite you have right end:sick:

[aprilia_RS250]

Eleven pints, full balls and getting late, all the ugly girls have been replaced with a fresh batch of beauties ....... and nobody has moved! :rolleyes:

too drunk to handle heavy machinery by then, no?

[Pixie]

Big strong fellas get born from girls with big round asses.

All this size 8 bullshit and thin thin thin pressure on women, will mean birth weights of babies will be down.

Let them have their chubby asses and be happy and healthy.

Remember health camps full of skinny kids?


Petite Asians have ,traditionally, had so much trouble reproducing - yeah right!