I just phucked myself up

[SMOKEU]

Long story short, I just binned a dirt bike, and there is a fairly deep gash in my knee, which hurts like a bitch. My wrist is also giving me a lot of pain and I've lost a lot of movement in my wrist. Is this something I should see a doctor for?

[EJK]

You can type. It's all good.



P.S. Check with a doctor.

[Bald Eagle]

Sounds like you might have one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphoid_fracture)then. Definitely see a doc. ( they call it the motorcyclists fracture )

[Murray]

Ask Katman, and get some advice on how it happened!!

[SMOKEU]

You can type. It's all good.



P.S. Check with a doctor.

I'm down to typing with one hand.

[Katman]

Is this something I should see a doctor for?

Stop being a homo.

Stitch the cut up yourself.


I'm down to typing with one hand.

Isn't that how you do all your typing?

[aprilia_RS250]

Maybe.... Ask yourself what would hitler do:sick:

[YellowDog]

Healthline 0800611116

[onearmedbandit]

Pics or it didn't happen Chris.

[slofox]

Your knee might need some embroidery...

[FlangMasterJ]

Please don't post up pics of your gash.

[Edbear]

Dirt bikes are dangerous... :yes:

[White trash]

Show us your gash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[riffer]

Sounds like a normal days dirt bike riding to me.

Don't you dare make an ACC claim and say you were on a dirt bike. Tell them you were on a mountain bike mate.

[MsKABC]

Sounds like a normal days dirt bike riding to me.

Don't you dare make an ACC claim and say you were on a dirt bike. Tell them you were on a mountain bike mate.

Yeah - good point! But do go and see a doc to get the injury registered in the ACC system, just in case you end up needing treatment at a later date.

[bogan]

Dirt bikes are dangerous... :yes:

only if you don't know how to fall off properly! Or try things for which you neither have the ability, or the gear for. Speaking of which, can we get the short story long smokeu? Maybe after you go get that shit checked out though...

[Usarka]

Can you still wank?

[SMOKEU]

Pics or it didn't happen Chris.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn204/SR20NP/DSC00012.jpg

[SMOKEU]

Can you still wank?

Sort of. :yes:

[marty]

Long story short, I just binned a dirt bike, and there is a fairly deep gash in my knee, which hurts like a bitch. My wrist is also giving me a lot of pain and I've lost a lot of movement in my wrist. Is this something I should see a doctor for?


do you do ANYTHING without asking 4q's on here?

[SMOKEU]

do you do ANYTHING without asking 4q's on here?

Not really.

[Gremlin]

don't forget to breathe in...

...

now breathe out...

its really important you don't forget to do this EVERY 5-10 seconds...

[yachtie10]

don't forget to breathe in...

...

now breathe out...

its really important you don't forget to do this EVERY 5-10 seconds...

spoil sport:yes:

[Owl]

Mere flesh wound, now HTFU.

Hell, when I was 8 I split my head open on the side of a swimming pool and still got a couple of laps in on the miniature railway train before heading to A&E.

[5t3a1F]

Sounds like you might have one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphoid_fracture)then. Definitely see a doc. ( they call it the motorcyclists fracture )

I had the same thing falling back off a pair of rollerblades

[SMOKEU]

It still hasn't stopped bleeding like 3 hours later. I might see a doctor later tonight.

[Smifffy]

Is the bike ok?

[SMOKEU]

Is the bike ok?

Bent handle bars, brake lever and broken crank case cover. It's not my bike either.

[EJK]

Burn it with a hot iron. It'll stop the bleeding. Trust me, I've done it before.

[Hiflyer]

Can somebody please correct the title of the thread!!!

[slofox]

It still hasn't stopped bleeding like 3 hours later. I might see a doctor later tonight.

I would definitely take that to the doc - you might need a tetanus shot if you haven't had one recently. If it's a deep puncture wound - which is what the pic looks like - you need to guard against infection as well.

Get it seen to. And yes, tell 'em you fell off a mountain bike...:devil2:

[Little Miss Trouble]

Dettol, a couple of aspirin and a cup of HTFU.

[steve_t]

Yeah, that gash would do well to have some stitches. Plus it's always good to have the accident registered with ACC in case you need other treatment in the future. And +1 with Slofox - it's a nasty mountain biking wound :yes:

[hellokitty]

Yeah, that gash would do well to have some stitches. Plus it's always good to have the accident registered with ACC in case you need other treatment in the future. And +1 with Slofox - it's a nasty mountain biking wound :yes:

Definitely see a doctor and register it with ACC - you don't want to have problems later that you can't get treated cos it wasn't registered at the time

[bogan]

Mere flesh wound, now HTFU.

Hell, when I was 8 I split my head open on the side of a swimming pool and still got a couple of laps in on the miniature railway train before heading to A&E.

yup, just a fleshwound burtha, cut myself shaving worse than that :laugh:

bit of butterfly tape and shud be all good...


Bent handle bars, brake lever and broken crank case cover. It's not my bike either.

fuck what'd you hit? I'm guessing that maybe dirt bike wasn't operated in the proper place, like where there's dirt on the ground...

[Lurch]

I suggest you keep reading KB for more useful information rather than consulting anyone with any expertise.

[The Everlasting]

It still hasn't stopped bleeding like 3 hours later. I might see a doctor later tonight.

Yeah ya might wanna see the doc,eventually you will run out of blood.

[Lurch]

Yeah ya might wanna see the doc,eventually you will run out of blood.

Just put an oil pan down and keep it for later.

[Grasshopperus]

I think you need more power eh. 170+HP oughta do it

[SMOKEU]

fuck what'd you hit? I'm guessing that maybe dirt bike wasn't operated in the proper place, like where there's dirt on the ground...

Some nasty gravel.



After some X rays, knee just has some cosmetic damage, while the hand has frame damage (broken bone). It'll be in a cast for 6 weeks.

[Brian d marge]

I'm down to typing with one hand.

Ive been doing that since the Internet was invented

Vinegar , that will stop the bleeding ,,, worked for me in a small island in Greece

actually I think i was a clear drinkable spirit

Stephen

[SS90]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn204/SR20NP/DSC00012.jpg

Are you talking about the wee scratch above this girls Knee?

Is your injury similar to this?

Looks like a shaving cut really....

[tigertim20]

Long story short, I just binned a dirt bike, and there is a fairly deep gash in my knee, which hurts like a bitch. My wrist is also giving me a lot of pain and I've lost a lot of movement in my wrist. Is this something I should see a doctor for?

on the off chance that this isnt a pisstake...
common sense. yes. see a doctor. last time i refused to see a doctor after binning a bike, my arm swelled up 2 months later, Xrays shpwed I had broken the elbow in three places, and it had gone septic as fuck, with an infection making its way from the break area, up the main artery of my arm.

they put me in a bed immediately and IV drugs were the order of the week. ten days actually. they said it was fucking lucky id gone in and not waited a few days or it could have got really shitty.

short version. 'doctor. now.'

[White trash]

You know you could have just disinfected that with fly spray eh?

[nosebleed]

You know you could have just disinfected that with fly spray eh?

... and a match.

Can you still wank?

He's still posting, so that's a yes.

[Lurch]

LOL @ the tags

[p.dath]

Is the bike ok?

At last. It took till post 27, but at last, someone asked the really important question.

[John_H]

Isn't that how you do all your typing?

Depends which website he's looking in, or if he's looking in the mirror at the time.

More to the point why would you come on the internet and ask a load of people who know nothing about it for medical advice?? Looks to me like you just want the attention.

Get some gun powder and cauterize it. Homo.

[Ronin]

I'm down to typing with one hand.

And that is unusual for you how?

[SMOKEU]

More to the point why would you come on the internet and ask a load of people who know nothing about it for medical advice?? Looks to me like you just want the attention.


KB is full of 'experts'.

[ellipsis]

KB is full of 'experts'.

....thank fuck for that...

[slofox]

KB is full of 'experts'.

Absolutely. The collective membership of KB knows everything! ('specially since I joined...) :whistle:

[ellipsis]

Absolutely. The collective membership of KB knows everything! ('specially since I joined...) :whistle:

.....excellent...well here goes...about ten years back I hit a bridge on my XLV750.....there was blood everywhere....a bit of leg about the size of a pound of butter became disconnected from my body....I stuffed it back in and limped me and the bike home....I sat in a chair and took handsfull of ineffectual pain killers...then I was told to HTFU and get back to work....what I want to know is.....who put that fucking bridge there....bastards...

[slofox]

.....excellent...well here goes...about ten years back I hit a bridge on my XLV750.....there was blood everywhere....a bit of leg about the size of a pound of butter became disconnected from my body....I stuffed it back in and limped me and the bike home....I sat in a chair and took handsfull of ineffectual pain killers...then I was told to HTFU and get back to work....what I want to know is.....who put that fucking bridge there....bastards...

I had a similar problem with a tree once...apart from the pound of butter bit...

Oh and the bridge was put there by the dude who wanted to get to the other side...see? Told ya we know everything!

[ellipsis]

I had a similar problem with a tree once...apart from the pound of butter bit...
Oh and the bridge was put there by the dude who wanted to get to the other side...see? Told ya we know everything!

....cool...its good to get shit like like that sorted out...thanks....do I owe a debt of gratitude to you or KB collectively....the despondency I greeted the new day with has now been replaced with a feeling of utter glee....:sunny:

[slofox]

....cool...its good to get shit like like that sorted out...thanks....do I owe a debt of gratitude to you or KB collectively....the despondency I greeted the new day with has now been replaced with a feeling of utter glee....:sunny:

You're welcome. Any time, just ask...

[Iggy]

KB is full of 'experts'.

Your the one who asked for it.......................:facepalm:

[fuknKIWI]

Please don't post up pics of your gash.

Girls don't take any notice post 'em anyway:yes:

[EJK]

So..... howzit hangin'? What's the latest?

[Oakie]

Oh and the bridge was put there by the dude who wanted to get to the other side... Any relation to the chicken...?

[SMOKEU]

So..... howzit hangin'? What's the latest?

Went to see a surgeon today and it looks like I probably won't need surgery on the hand. I'm getting a new cast on Wednesday. The knee still hurts a fair bit.

[Gibbo89]

some pretty solid tags down there

[marie_speeds]

So..... howzit hangin'? What's the latest?

Well I stubbed my little toe on my right foot last night and ripped a bit of nail off, and there was a dot of blood and it really hurt, and so I thought that I might come on KB and ask whether I should get a pedicure done so that no-one notices the bit of missing nail and what colour should I get my toe nails painted.

[Grubber]

Well I stubbed my little toe on my right foot last night and ripped a bit of nail off, and there was a dot of blood and it really hurt, and so I thought that I might come on KB and ask whether I should get a pedicure done so that no-one notices the bit of missing nail and what colour should I get my toe nails painted.

Bugger...i should know this...hmmm....normally i would go with a fluro purple, but.... think i might be out of my league on this one..paint it fuckin black...i like black!:corn:

[marie_speeds]

Bugger...i should know this...hmmm....normally i would go with a fluro purple, but.... think i might be out of my league on this one..paint it fuckin black...i like black!:corn:

Maybe I should start a poll?

[Grubber]

Maybe I should start a poll?

Poll dance would be more entertaining than this garbage!:facepalm:

[marie_speeds]

QUOTE=Grubber;1129910569]Poll dance would be more entertaining than this garbage!:facepalm:[/QUOTE]

:banana::banana::banana::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Banditbandit]

don't forget to breathe in...

...

now breathe out...

its really important you don't forget to do this EVERY 5-10 seconds...

Naaa .. I'd be quite happy for the little shithead to forget to breath ... he's using up our valuable oxygen for no good reason ...

(Go on then - Red Rep me !!! DILLIGAF)

[Smifffy]

Well I stubbed my little toe on my right foot last night and ripped a bit of nail off, and there was a dot of blood and it really hurt, and so I thought that I might come on KB and ask whether I should get a pedicure done so that no-one notices the bit of missing nail and what colour should I get my toe nails painted.

Like the OP, you need to post up pics if you want the correct expert advice :)

[Madmax]

poor widdy toe
mister hammer will fix it up

:devil2:

[marie_speeds]

poor widdy toe
mister hammer will fix it up

:devil2:

:bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

My head hurts too now.....:crybaby: