Why do we all hate each other?

[5t3a1F]

I haven't been around here long but....

I've been sifting through some threads here and I have found that every one commenting has a common interest.

That is they just want to run everyone else here down.

You all know this, but here are some examples.

Harley owners hate jap owners.

Jap owners hate Harleys.

Sports bike owners dislike cruiser owners.

Everyone except Honda owners think Honda owners are homosexual.

The dual sport and MX guys(girls) reckon road riders are the scum of the earth.

Everyone thinks they are better than the next person for one reason (bike) or another.

My questions to you are these......

Are we all motorcyclists who at the end of the day share a common interest?

or

Are we just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?






Aren't we all motorcyclists?

[Virago]

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[5t3a1F]

Very sweet, love the way ya thinkin'

[firefighter]

And I thought I whack off too much......

[5t3a1F]

And I thought I whack off too much......

If ya think it, it's probably true mate

[baptist]

If ya think it, it's probably true mate

You're not running him down are you?:facepalm:

[5t3a1F]

You're not running him down are you?:facepalm:

don't think so. just agreeing with the man :lol:

[5t3a1F]

My apologies to all.

After being PM'd it appears I don't yet understand the dynamics of such a complicated site such as this.

Does everyone actually like being ridiculed by their peers?

[onearmedbandit]

It's not true, I mean I know some Honda riders that aren't homosexual. Their boyfriends might be though. And cruisers? Don't get me started on them cunts, it got so bad down here in Christchurch we had to introduce an anti-cruiser bylaw. I'm not so much of a Harley hater however, I understand that the repairs industry supporting the brand is one of our largest employers in New Zealand. And as far as offroad and dualsport riders thinking we're scum of the earth, it's just envy. How many road racers turn their hand to 'dirt-tracking'? Not many, if any. But many dirt racers see the light and come back to the fold that is the chosen one, the holy grail of motorcycling, sportsbikes. I know this, because I'm better than you all.

[SMOKEU]

Hondas are gay.

[5t3a1F]

how 'bout

'why do we all hate each other'

cheers if ya can

[5t3a1F]

It's not true, I mean I know some Honda riders that aren't homosexual. Their boyfriends might be though. And cruisers? Don't get me started on them cunts, it got so bad down here in Christchurch we had to introduce an anti-cruiser bylaw. I'm not so much of a Harley hater however, I understand that the repairs industry supporting the brand is one of our largest employers in New Zealand. And as far as offroad and dualsport riders thinking we're scum of the earth, it's just envy. How many road racers turn their hand to 'dirt-tracking'? Not many, if any. But many dirt racers see the light and come back to the fold that is the chosen one, the holy grail of motorcycling, sportsbikes. I know this, because I'm better than you all.

very nice. you still love all your biking brothers though aye?

[onearmedbandit]

very nice. you still love all your biking brothers though aye?

Not like a Honda owner.

But to answer your question in all seriousness, no I don't. I don't discriminate by what you ride, or why you ride, nor what pace you ride at. But just because you ride a bike doesn't make me your 'brother'. I bet some kid fiddlers ride bikes. Does that mean I would want to stand shoulder to shoulder with them?

[onearmedbandit]

how 'bout

'why do we all hate each other'

cheers if ya can

Done. The first change is free, however any further changes will incur a transaction fee.

[5t3a1F]

Not like a Honda owner.

But to answer your question in all seriousness, no I don't. I don't discriminate by what you ride, or why you ride, nor what pace you ride at. But just because you ride a bike doesn't make me your 'brother'. I bet some kid fiddlers ride bikes. Does that mean I would want to stand shoulder to shoulder with them?

A very good point, and taken on board. Truth be known there is a biker or two that I know that I don't think deserve the respect that I am talking about here.

I am still talking about the majority though, and should any animosity be based around what we ride?

[Gremlin]

Its pretty simple. Everyone on this website is a fucken wanker. I come here to watch the show and see how long it takes for each one to realise the other is an idiot.

[onearmedbandit]

I am still talking about the majority though, and should any animosity be based around what we ride?

I answered that, and despite all the name calling and hair pulling, you'll find that the majority of members here feel the same way as well. There are a few that will judge you by what you ride, but fuck that's a human condition. Try ironing that out.

[5t3a1F]

I answered that, and despite all the name calling and hair pulling, you'll find that the majority of members here feel the same way as well. There are a few that will judge you by what you ride, but fuck that's a human condition. Try ironing that out.

For some reason I like you! Do us a favour though I'm trying to rark the masses up,

Jeez I freakin' hate suzukis :rofl:

[onearmedbandit]

For some reason I like you!

Steady up now, you'll notice that isn't a Honda in my avatar.




Jeez I freakin' hate suzukis :rofl:

So do I! Do you know how much the fucking things have cost me in tickets alone???

[5t3a1F]

So do I! Do you know how much the fucking things have cost me in tickets alone???

i can only imagine! i have just sold one of my suzukis and am lookin' for something new......probably another suzuki! nah flag it....i might buy an enfield, will that mean i have leprosy?

[gammaguy]

I haven't been around here long but....

I've been sifting through some threads here and I have found that every one commenting has a common interest.

That is they just want to run everyone else here down.

You all know this, but here are some examples.

Harley owners hate jap owners.

Jap owners hate Harleys.

Sports bike owners dislike cruiser owners.

Everyone except Honda owners think Honda owners are homosexual.

The dual sport and MX guys(girls) reckon road riders are the scum of the earth.

Everyone thinks they are better than the next person for one reason (bike) or another.

My questions to you are these......

Are we all motorcyclists who at the end of the day share a common interest?

or

Are we just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?






Aren't we all motorcyclists?


i hate you all,cos i havent got a bike to ride this weekend:bye:

[5t3a1F]

i hate you all,cos i havent got a bike to ride this weekend:bye:

:rofl: you got leprosy too!

[5t3a1F]

i hate you all,cos i havent got a bike to ride this weekend:bye:

mint mate


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBvaHZIrt0o

i still like this allot too


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBgf2ZxIDZk

[Brian d marge]

My apologies to all.

After being PM'd it appears I don't yet understand the dynamics of such a complicated site such as this.

Does everyone actually like being ridiculed by their peers?

No

its a peculiar Kiwi thing ( possibly western as the brits and the Americans both do it

I think it comes from a lack of security

Personally , I try and mostly succeed in not saying a negative comment about an individual

BUT , if they are stupid , a politician , vote National , or the idiot woman reading the map inside my cars navi system then yes you get both barrels

Stephen

[tigertim20]

I haven't been around here long but....

I've been sifting through some threads here and I have found that every one commenting has a common interest.

That is they just want to run everyone else here down.

You all know this, but here are some examples.

Harley owners hate jap owners.

Jap owners hate Harleys.

Sports bike owners dislike cruiser owners.

Everyone except Honda owners think Honda owners are homosexual.

The dual sport and MX guys(girls) reckon road riders are the scum of the earth.

Everyone thinks they are better than the next person for one reason (bike) or another.

My questions to you are these......

Are we all motorcyclists who at the end of the day share a common interest?

or

Are we just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?






Aren't we all motorcyclists?
why do south islanders hate horth islanders? why do north islanders hate south islanders? why does everyone think aucklanders are fuckwits, why do we all hate aussies . . .
we dont realy . .

its friendly rivalry, a good ribbing. I ride most days with cruisers, sportsbikes, 250-1600cc, old, young, cops, students, tourers . . .
I rip them all out. i tell nighthwak his duc sounds like its falling aart and looks like it wasnt painted, virago tells me I look like im 'presenting' curled on on a sportsbike, however we all ride together all the time nd have a great laugh, are friends, and hang out at each others places fairly often.

Its all jst a bit of fun. dont take it seriously.

ps, all harley riders are wankers! :P

[fuknKIWI]

And I thought I whack off too much......

Nah not nearly enough:violin:

We are just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques!

And especially because we can.

The Gremlin might an arsehole too but at least eh has the decncy to make a little bit of sense.

Some of us are even fuck witted enough to hero worship wanking fuknWRESTLERS:shit:

[5t3a1F]

a man with the head in the right place, incredible how many aren't!

[5t3a1F]

Nah not nearly enough:violin:

We are just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques!

And especially because we can.

The Gremlin might an arsehole too but at least eh has the decncy to make a little bit of sense.

Some of us are even fuck witted enough to hero worship wanking fuknWRESTLERS:shit:

one tequila two tequila three tequila four?

If you will let me I will care for you too :hug:

[fuknKIWI]

one tequila two tequila three tequila four?
3 TEQUILA FLOOR:shutup:

[5t3a1F]

3 TEQUILA FLOOR:shutup:

ok one more tequila and im going to pass out and not riding till 3 this arvo

[5t3a1F]

ok one more tequila and im going to pass out and not riding till 3 this arvo

look forward to seeing you at the summit (i reckon 10am) and 11 and 12 and 13

bring on the weekend!

[ajturbo]

I haven't been around here long but....

I've been sifting through some threads here and I have found that every one commenting has a common interest.

That is they just want to run everyone else here down.

You all know this, but here are some examples.

Harley owners hate jap owners.

Jap owners hate Harleys.

Sports bike owners dislike cruiser owners.

Everyone except Honda owners think Honda owners are homosexual.

The dual sport and MX guys(girls) reckon road riders are the scum of the earth.

Everyone thinks they are better than the next person for one reason (bike) or another.

My questions to you are these......

Are we all motorcyclists who at the end of the day share a common interest?

or

Are we just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?






Aren't we all motorcyclists?


cause "some" ride Honda's... :gob:

[5t3a1F]

cause "some" ride Honda's... :gob:

yea i know whatcha mean

honda riders are gay, but buell riders are bisexual?

[Grasshopperus]

5t3a1f, I haven't noticed you on the forums before. However, after posting this thread I've decided to start hating you.

hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

[Berries]

Anyone who takes their user name from a registration plate is a dick.

And probably rides a harley.

But seriously, it's a forum, not real life.

[MSTRS]

... How many Honda riders turn their hand to 'dirt-tracking'? ...

Fixed that for ya...

To the OP, despite all the vicious name-calling and derision between riders of different brands/genres, when the chips are down we all stand together against scroter riders...

[sinfull]

"66 bone bucket" Is that an old honda rider you have listed as your present ride ?

[Kickaha]

I know this, because I'm better than you all.

Better than us all? how can that be when you ride a GSXR1000 the Toyota Corolla of the motorcycle world


But just because you ride a bike doesn't make me your 'brother'.

Can I get a AMEN


why does everyone think aucklanders are fuckwits,

Because they are


The Gremlin might an arsehole too

No might about it

[onearmedbandit]

Better than us all? how can that be when you ride a GSXR1000 the Toyota Corolla of the motorcycle world


Cos I ride it with one fucking arm, that's why.

[Ronin]

cause "some" ride Honda's... :gob:

Fucking Homo.


Miss you sweety.

[Ronin]

Cos I ride it with one fucking arm, that's why.

Do you wave? :innocent:

[MSTRS]

You do not want to know what with...

[onearmedbandit]

You do not want to know what with...

Hey if it's good enough for Jim Morrison...

[ellipsis]

......very strong word hate but not as complex a word as dislike....disliking means you have to think more about what qualifies your dislikes....hating is really simple....

[EJK]

Everyone's a critic

[XP@]

It's like religion: Christians hate the Jews who hate the Muslims who hate the ...


Its pretty simple. Everyone on this website is a fucken wanker. I come here to watch the show and see how long it takes for each one to realise the other is an idiot.
You are on this site and you ain't a wanker - we have other words for KTM riders :innocent:



The Gremlin might an arsehole too but at least eh has the decncy to make a little bit of sense.

He ain't an arsehole! KTM riders get free arsehole removal if they intend to ride more than 400km's without stopping. :shutup:

[Drew]

Site has it's own personality as a whole. And that personality is a fuckin cock smoking dickhead. So we all attack each other because everyone is to blame.

And of course, Honda riders are gay.

[bogan]

the explanation is simple, there's still no sarcasm tags/smiley, so good natured piss-taking is taken the wrong way.

Also, jappa riders are jealous of anyone on a honda (cleary the superior manufacturer) american bike owners are jealous of any other bike with decent build quality (which is all non-american bikes), and european bike owners are all out stocking up on fuses and other electrical bits for next weeks commuting.

[Oscar]

I haven't been around here long but....




This is why I love the internet. :rofl:

I haven't been around here long but in the short time I've been here I'm gonna judge you all and lay my opinions on you....

Imagine walking into a pub and doing that:facepalm::corn::rofl:

[ajturbo]

well... your all bitches...

and i like it that way Ronni

[baptist]

[QUOTE=Can I get a AMEN [/QUOTE]

WHAT, you want a man!!!:shit: I thought that was only Wonda riders......:facepalm: :argh:

....oh er sorry read it wrong.... Amen brother! :innocent:

[Ntoxcated]

Humans are a social animal. In general we want to belong to a group that we can call 'us'. In order for there to be an 'us', there must correspondingly be a 'them'. And the 'them' is just a matter of scale, or ever-expanding circles of 'us'. Demographically this is Springfield v Shelbyville, or North Shore v Westies v South Auckland etc. expanding to Auckland v The Mythical Land Beyond the Bombays, which is nothing compared to NZ v Australia. But with as much rivalry as there is between NZ and Aus, we side with them against pretty much anywhere else in the world. And if we established contact with 'life out there' I'm sure 'us' and 'them' would be humans v universe.

HD for example is considered by some to be the only real cruiser (cos the rest all stole the idea apparently). But any cruiser is better than a rice burning sports bike. And yet bikes of all types banded together to ride in protest to the ACC changes. Also on the outside level is the bikers v cagers. (sidenote: When we drive, are we cagers? Or just caged?)

Hopefully, the feelings between groups does not degenerate to actual hatred, but rather remains as another poster put it at good natured ribbing.

[MSTRS]

WHAT, you want a man!!!:shit: I thought that was only Wonda riders......:facepalm: :argh:

....oh er sorry read it wrong.... Amen brother! :innocent:

You are still reading it wrong. He said 'men'...not just one.
What we can't be sure about is does he have them line up one at a time, or is it all at the same time? He is a swinger, after all.
:shit::innocent:

[Big Dave]

Fuck youse.

[Murray]

Another Hate thread :facepalm: I think I will start one on why some bikers don't wave :woohoo:

[Kickaha]

Cos I ride it with one fucking arm, that's why.


pffffffft how hard can that be, I rode my FXR like that when I set it up for you (right into the garage wall)

[MSTRS]

Humans are a social animal. In general we want to belong to a group that we can call 'us'. In order for there to be an 'us', there must correspondingly be a 'them'. And the 'them' is just a matter of scale, or ever-expanding circles of 'us'. Demographically this is Springfield v Shelbyville, or North Shore v Westies v South Auckland etc. expanding to Auckland v The Mythical Land Beyond the Bombays, which is nothing compared to NZ v Australia. But with as much rivalry as there is between NZ and Aus, we side with them against pretty much anywhere else in the world. And if we established contact with 'life out there' I'm sure 'us' and 'them' would be humans v universe.

HD for example is considered by some to be the only real cruiser (cos the rest all stole the idea apparently). But any cruiser is better than a rice burning sports bike. And yet bikes of all types banded together to ride in protest to the ACC changes. Also on the outside level is the bikers v cagers. (sidenote: When we drive, are we cagers? Or just caged?)

Hopefully, the feelings between groups does not degenerate to actual hatred, but rather remains as another poster put it at good natured ribbing.

Stop it. All right? Just stop it. You're a Honda rider, and not allowed to be free with your opinions. I mean, the rest of us might catch something...:devil2:

[Ronin]

Fuck youse.


Shreemp lover.

[Oscar]

Stop it. All right? Just stop it. You're a Honda rider, and not allowed to be free with your opinions. I mean, the rest of us might catch something...:devil2:

Strange, eh?
You'd think a man that erudite and with obvious intelligence would have the brains to buy a decent motorbike...:rofl:

[Drew]

pffffffft how hard can that be, I rode my FXR like that when I set it up for you (right into the garage wall)

You spend a lot of time cuddling Dave's arse though homo, so when you're at the controls we expect some funny shit to happen.

[Kickaha]

You spend a lot of time cuddling Dave's arse though homo, so when you're at the controls we expect some funny shit to happen.

Could be worse, could be going to end up with my Brother cuddling my arse like you will :finger:

That shit just doesn't happen on a long bike

[shrub]

I remember in my young and stupid days pissing on a jap bike because the owner dared to park it beside my Bonnie, even though his bike was much better than mine. I've also had the odd rumble with groups of guys on Jap bikes, yet I remember a couple of guys on jap bikes pulling over and helping me and a couple of mates out when we were having a little bit of bother with some boot boys and skinheads and I remember siphoning gas from my Honda (which I bought when I got sick of bikes that fell to pieces all the time) to help a 61 member who had run out of gas. I ended up going back to their clubrooms to get drunk, but had to park my bike round the corner.

But that was then and today we have KB where everyone likes to be mean, tough and staunch and it's traditional to be rude and unpleasant to everyone else, especially if you've never met them. It helps us feel manly and tough when we're just a pack of middle aged soft cocks behind computer keyboards. It's also traditional to be as unpleasant as possible to anyone new because KB is a community and "a site for all NZ motorcyclists" except people with less than a couple of thousand posts under their belts.

God I love this place.:yes:

[Fatt Max]

Is is because I is fat?

[onearmedbandit]

Is is because I is fat?

Not at all. It's because you're black.

[tri boy]

Someone mention fat blacks on Hondas...........
I love this place. :yes:

[RDjase]

Hondas are gay.

Honda are GHEY !

Its even spelt different for them cos the homos dont like there word getting pinched


Stop it. All right? Just stop it. You're a Honda rider, and not allowed to be free with your opinions. I mean, the rest of us might catch something...:devil2:

Where do you keep your CB MSTRS ?

In the closet:gob:

[Katman]

will that mean i have leprosy?

Not so fast. :nono:

I have a strict selection criteria for admission to Leprosy Island.

[MSTRS]

... today we have KB where everyone likes to be mean, tough and staunch and it's traditional to be rude and unpleasant to everyone else, especially if you've never met them. It helps us feel manly and tough when we're just a pack of middle aged soft cocks behind computer keyboards. It's also traditional to be as unpleasant as possible to anyone new because KB is a community and "a site for all NZ motorcyclists" except people with less than a couple of thousand posts under their belts.


You speak for yourself, Tarquin...
Oh - and coming from a 588 post member, you can just keep your bullshit opinions of how it works to yourself. Fecking newbies...sheesh.
:corn:



Where do you keep your CB MSTRS ?

In the closet:gob:

Fuck yeah. With a big fuckoff lock on the door to ensure it stays there...

[merv]

And of course, Honda riders are gay.

Whatever did happen to that Hornet you rode and how did you come back from the brink of gay or did you just stay there with the rest of us Honda riders?

As for this thread starter did you think you'd get your post count up with this?

Me, I'll ride anything and hate nobody.

[Virago]

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[Kickaha]

Me, I'll ride anything and hate nobody.

Me, I'll ride anything and hate everybody some more than others

[MadDuck]

..... it's traditional to be rude and unpleasant to everyone else, especially if you've never met them. It helps us feel manly and tough when we're just a pack of middle aged soft cocks behind computer keyboards.

:shutup: sums up KB very nicely indeed.


Is is because I is fat?

...only if you are black and ghey at the same time

[ellipsis]

.....i hate, haters...if there isnt a hater around for me to hate, i just hate myself til one turns up....i fuckin hate waiting too.....

[Headbanger]

Fuckers.


8910

[Genie]

I am a wanker.:woohoo:

[MSTRS]

That's not what your girlfriend says...

[Genie]

That's not what your girlfriend says...

Which one might that be? I have a few you know...and they all love my wanking!

[MSTRS]

Oh - hang on - might have been your mother. Phooaaarr! She's hot.

[Headbanger]

Oh - hang on - might have been your mother. Phooaaarr! She's hot.

She is, and when I'm finished with her, You can have a turn.

[Genie]

Oh - hang on - might have been your mother. Phooaaarr! She's hot.

Fark...is she?? I wouldn't know never met her....if you know what I mean

:facepalm: wrong thread, forgot where I was

[schrodingers cat]

Dear thread starter,
just paint a bullseye on your head why don't you?

Over and out

[5t3a1F]

I am a wanker.:woohoo:

pics or it didn't happen

[neels]

and european bike owners are all out stocking up on fuses and other electrical bits for next weeks commuting.
It's funny cos it's true....


I have a strict selection criteria for admission to Leprosy Island.
Shit, you have to qualify to be a social leper these days, what's the world coming to.

Anyway, I don't give a shit, ride what ya brung. I'm not in a position to feel superior to anybody anyway..

[Sharry]

Personally, I love cruisers... nothing better than the sound of a Harley exhust :love:

Sport bikes? I simply drool over them :drool: Nothing better than a huge faired bike leaning through a corner on a track... I could watch them all day :2thumbsup

My middling sized naked bike I ride doesn't get stroppy when I adore another bike, at the end of the day she knows she is the bike that fits me. And that's what it is all about, the bike that fits you.

[Bonez]

Oh look KBs gone all mushy like.....:facepalm:

[Bonez]

We are just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?There fixed.

[98tls]

Harley exhust :love:


They all sound exhausted to me to,still, no wonder eh.

[Smifffy]

223357

Sums it up :yes: :bash: :Playnice:

[PrincessBandit]

5t3a1f, I haven't noticed you on the forums before. However, after posting this thread I've decided to start hating you.

hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Not sure I'm quite getting your message mate....:killingme

We (in the inimitable words of Inspector Grim [The Thin Blue Line, for those ignorant]) "take the urine" because it's fun. Some male animals spray urine over their mates as a sign of ownership. (Dunno how that slipped in there like that!)
There are some total complete and utter (how's that for coverage) plonkers, twats, @rsewipes, w@nkers and idiots on here. They're here for our entertainment and ridicule.

Hope that helps.

Other than that we're really a touchy feely bunch (especially the Honda riders :shutup::shutup::msn-wink::msn-wink:) who actually love each other very very much.

I think I'm about to vomit. :puke::nya:

[axdout]

Here Goes.
Harley owners hate jap owners because they cant keep up with them
Jap owners hate harley owners because they are slow and always in the way
Sports bike owners dislike cruiser owners because cruisers are shit
The honda owners and homosexual thing must rub off from the car scene
Haven't heard of the mx hate theme yet, guess ill have to start to fit in
everyone thinks they are better than the next person, because the next person is probably a dick.:done:

[Gremlin]

Look at that, the weekend and all you lazy wankers can do is post on here. Pathetic...

I did 13 hours of riding... Didn't miss you bunch one bit :bleh:

[ellipsis]

....self employed.....what fucking weekend....

[Smifffy]

Look at that, the weekend and all you lazy wankers can do is post on here. Pathetic...

I did 13 hours of riding... Didn't miss you bunch one bit :bleh:

I'll be sure to think of you working when I'm out Tues/weds/thurs

:)

[Berries]

Look at that, the weekend and all you lazy wankers can do is post on here. Pathetic...

I did 13 hours of riding... Didn't miss you bunch one bit :bleh:

I hate weekend warriors.

:shake:

[NUTBAR]

It's not true, I mean I know some Honda riders that aren't homosexual. Their boyfriends might be though. And cruisers? Don't get me started on them cunts, it got so bad down here in Christchurch we had to introduce an anti-cruiser bylaw. I'm not so much of a Harley hater however, I understand that the repairs industry supporting the brand is one of our largest employers in New Zealand. And as far as offroad and dualsport riders thinking we're scum of the earth, it's just envy. How many road racers turn their hand to 'dirt-tracking'? Not many, if any. But many dirt racers see the light and come back to the fold that is the chosen one, the holy grail of motorcycling, sportsbikes. I know this, because I'm better than you all.

well done, :clap::lol::killingme:killingme

[NUTBAR]

No

its a peculiar Kiwi thing ( possibly western as the brits and the Americans both do it

I think it comes from a lack of security

Personally , I try and mostly succeed in not saying a negative comment about an individual

BUT , if they are stupid , a politician , vote National , or the idiot woman reading the map inside my cars navi system then yes you get both barrels

Stephen

its called Tall poppy syndrome, i find it alot more in nz than i did in ause when i was there, & well because your all jelous becacuse i ride a couch with wheels. :wings:

[Drew]

everyone thinks they are better than the next person, because the next person is probably a dick.:done:I am better than all you dicks!


its called Tall poppy syndrome, i find it alot more in nz than i did in ause when i was there, & well because your all jelous becacuse i ride a couch with wheels. :wings:Tall poppies give the biggest quantities of opium, but ya gotta cut em down to get it I reckon.

[Kickaha]

I am better than all you dicks!

Only at being a dick

[Drew]

Only at being a dickStill fuckin better homo!

[Fatt Max]

I am a wanker.:woohoo:

yes, have seen those photographs myself

[shrub]

short people
people who ride sport bikes and think they're Rossi
Ducati riders who don't ride a bevel
MV Agusta riders
Harley riders with Harley regalia, especially massive great patches saying "HOG" on their backs or German army helmets. Unless they're pink.
Chook chaser riders
people who ride cruisers that aren't Harleys
Stupid people
fat people
Ugly women
national party supporters
People who ride Triumphs but aren't cool - money doesn't make you cool
People who have better bikes than me (both of you)
People who have worse bikes than me (all 128,000 of you)
People with more than 597 posts on KB
People with less than 597 posts on KB

I quite like Guzzi riders and some Triumph riders and I don't mind Norton owners (you don't ride a Norton, you own it and maintain it), everyone else I hate.

[MSTRS]

...
People with more than 597 posts on KB
People with less than 597 posts on KB...

Now you've done it. HA!! You'll have to keep coming back to this thread forever, to edit that number.
Sux2BU
:nya::rofl:

[shrub]

Now you've done it. HA!! You'll have to keep coming back to this thread forever, to edit that number.
Sux2BU
:nya::rofl:

Nope, I now hate myself too.

More than anyone.:angry::spanking::mad::brick:

[Fatt Max]

people who ride cruisers that aren't Harleys
Stupid people
fat people
.

I'm deeply hurt.....no I'm not, Im fat, stupid and ride a cruier that is not a Harley....fair comment

[shrub]

I'm deeply hurt.....no I'm not, Im fat, stupid and ride a cruier that is not a Harley....fair comment

So am I. I have modelled myself after that legendary fat bastard, Alexei Sayle, and my Thunderbird kind of passes as a cruiser. As for stupid, I'm posting on KB, so "The evidence before the court is incontravertible. There's no need for the jury to retire."

[Fatt Max]

Look at that, the weekend and all you lazy wankers can do is post on here. Pathetic...

I did 13 hours of riding... Didn't miss you bunch one bit :bleh:

I been riding all weekend as well, even made time to get out on the bike .....

Yes people, the lardy love machine once again proves irrisistable

Was working the mojo and all is good, happy smiling faces at casa FM this fine sunny Sunday

Always rely on the old faithful..... an open fire, Barry White on the turntable, mince and cheese pie on me belly and the promise of a night of tub thumping bed rattling porky porking.....

Fatt Max is the name, remember that becuse you will be screaming it in about an hour.....get yer coat on luv, you've pulled........

[Mom]

Everyone on this website is a fucken wanker.

Speak for yourself, I have not had a wank in ages :D


well... your all bitches...

Some more bitchy than others :yes:

[phiretrojan]

I haven't been around here long but....

I've been sifting through some threads here and I have found that every one commenting has a common interest.

That is they just want to run everyone else here down.

You all know this, but here are some examples.

Harley owners hate jap owners.

Jap owners hate Harleys.

Sports bike owners dislike cruiser owners.

Everyone except Honda owners think Honda owners are homosexual.

The dual sport and MX guys(girls) reckon road riders are the scum of the earth.

Everyone thinks they are better than the next person for one reason (bike) or another.

My questions to you are these......

Are we all motorcyclists who at the end of the day share a common interest?

or

Are we just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?



Aren't we all motorcyclists?


Lol that happen to me, i waved to a guy on a Harley on saturday and i got the finger instead for some reason, :blink: i was like "WTF his problem fking harley", i think cause i over took him on a little 250c on the highway, =S i think it was the same guy and he just remember my bike

[Brian d marge]

its called Tall poppy syndrome, i find it alot more in nz than i did in ause when i was there, & well because your all jealous because i ride a couch with wheels. :wings:

keep going north ,,,towards the equator it gets less and less , away it gets more and more until you return to where we started ,

If you start from the highest point , say invercargil or Christchurch , its very noticeable.

When I was a wee nipper just over from pomgolia, used to get teased a touch , strange clothes and accent ...
something like , I would say something then , get ahhh wot are ya, ( ah the videos better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co26PuQPX2s )

went back to pomgolia , communication restored again ,,,back to NZ a few years later ,,,gees wayne (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT7mupw8QXY)

so me being the bright spot that I is , figures its a local thing ,,, when said local doesn't understand , it gets all confused and , either A; Aggressive , or B; Belittling

Dont like it , cant be arsed dealing with it

have more important things in life to worry about , like where in the ell is that water in the fish tank disappearing to ........

Stephen

[Bonez]

have more important things in life to worry about , like where in the ell is that water in the fish tank disappearing to ........
F'kn ell ya pom. It's bimmin obvious the fish drunk it.

[DangerMice]

and everyone hates scooters :scooter:

[imdying]

It's not true, I mean I know some Honda riders that aren't homosexual. Their boyfriends might be though.Way to out yourself homo :facepalm:



Think of this place as giving you the education the real world can't.
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[gijoe1313]

I have to say this thread is complete bollocks, blardy pack of wankers the lot of ya. Bugger me about all this malarkey about who hates whom, I'm an equal opportunity bigot - I hate the lot of ya!:bash:

Flipp'n Nora, the bleat bleating that passes for convo here, I could stone the blardy crows!:2guns:

Now get yer head out of yer arse, because the whole kit n'kaboodle of yer are uglier than a hat full of arseholes.

The cheek of it, just remember to hate all things equally and Bob's yer uncle, Fanny's yer aunt and cousin Jimbo is the tranny! :motu:

[Mandy]

and everyone hates scooters :scooter:

I totally agree. Sometimes I just want to push them off thier scooters as I ride past. Sometime I wish my car was left hook so I can push them off when they are going 40km/h in the bike lane and holding up traffic. :yes:

I hate people that yell 'just put it in reverse!' and petrol station attendants that as me if I 'need a hand' putting gas in my bike because I'm a girl.

If your a female on a Honda, are you still gay?
My boyfriend has a Hyosung, is he gayer than a Honda rider?

[Stirts]

Sometime I wish my car was left hook so I can push them off when they are going 40km/h in the bike lane and holding up traffic. :yes:

40km/h? that is farking fast for Gizzy!! :shifty:

[onearmedbandit]

Way to out yourself homo :facepalm:





Sorry me old chum, you'll notice the word 'might' in my statement. Good try though, but ultimately a fail. I had already thought of that.

[Bonez]

I hate people that yell 'just put it in reverse!' and petrol station attendants that as me if I 'need a hand' putting gas in my bike because I'm a girl.Believe it or not sweety us hairy, sweaty, smelly types get asked that as well. It could be because you ride a bloody Honda.

[ducatilover]

I ride a Honda. Who wants to sit on my face?

[DMNTD]

I ride a Honda. Who wants to sit on my face?

I sell 'em for a living...'would you like lube with that order?'

[ducatilover]

I sell 'em for a living...'would you like lube with that order?'

I never got lube with mine. I now walk like J. Wayne.

[imdying]

You Suzuki fags can't hide behind semantics forever :bleh:

[Toaster]

I can't believe how wet this thread OP is. Hasn't he heard of humour and taking the piss.

What are we supposed to do, hold hands and sing cum-by-ya around the fire?!

[MSTRS]

What you and your friends do whilst holding hands and cumming around the campfire is your business. But can you at least come out by trading your bike in on a Honda?

[avgas]

Aren't we all motorcyclists?
Nope
Your clearly a hippie :sunny:

[shrub]

What you and your friends do whilst holding hands and cumming around the campfire is your business. But can you at least come out by trading your bike in on a Honda?

Hondas make great camp fires - almost as good as Vespas (is there a difference?).

[ducatilover]

Hondas make great camp fires - almost as good as Vespas (is there a difference?).

Yes, Hondas are larger and smell like semen. :woohoo:

[shrub]

Yes, Hondas are larger and smell like semen. :woohoo:

Sounds like my ex wife, was she a Honda?

[ducatilover]

Sounds like my ex wife, was she a Honda?

Did she have a cock? If so, she was a Honda.

[avgas]

Sounds like my ex wife, was she a Honda?
Is she still going?

[shrub]

Is she still going?

I think so. I haven't ridden her for years though, and no desire to. Kind of like my old RD200 - at the time I loved it, but now...

The RD200 isn't going. Last time I saw it was at a wreckers yard about 30 years ago. I didn't have to pay much for them to take it either. Ex wife cost about $150 to divorce, that was way more expensive

[shrub]

Did she have a cock? If so, she was a Honda.

yep, people often call me a cock, so she was a Honda. No wonder everyone laughed at me.

is that why Harley riders don't wave to me?

[Swoop]

Hondas make great camp fires - almost as good as Vespas (is there a difference?).
The vespa is italian and will need lots of replacement parts before being burnt.

[ducatilover]

yep, people often call me a cock, so she was a Honda. No wonder everyone laughed at me.

is that why Harley riders don't wave to me?

They don't wave due to the vibrations trying to throw them off the bike.

[Bonez]

They don't wave due to the vibrations trying to throw them off the bike.These days they come with mounted rubbers son.
No mess Charlies if you will for those Johnycomenightlies.

[ducatilover]

These days they come with mounted rubbers son.
No mess Charlies if you will for those Johnycomenightlies.

What a refinement!

[Bonez]

What a refinement!They just need to stay away from sharp ojects in case there is a blowout around 9 months later. A known fault with rubbers by all accounts.

[ducatilover]

They just need to stay away from sharp ojects in case there is a blowout around 9 months later. A known fault with rubbers by all accounts.

Holed rubbers never seem to offer the same protection, yet the feeling of being connected is far elevated.

[Storm]

You scooter haters can all garn get f*%ked !
You're all a bunch of intolerant pricks.
Now if we were bagging those fags who ride two wheels and no engine, I'd be in :p

[Bonez]

You scooter haters can all garn get f*%ked !
You're all a bunch of intolerant pricks.
Now if we were bagging those fags who ride two wheels and no engine, I'd be in :pWonna tow on this weeks FNR?

[EJK]

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Watch @ 2:03

[McJim]

I have a general affinity to all things two wheeled - engines are optional. I was surprised to hear that some motorcyclists hate cyclists.

[Berries]

Don't start me on the Scottish.
:mad:

[baptist]

Don't start me on the Scottish.
:mad:

What could you have against haggis munching sweaty socks? :laugh:

[avgas]

yep, people often call me a cock, so she was a Honda. No wonder everyone laughed at me.

is that why Harley riders don't wave to me?
Who says they were waving at you before?
May be they just wanted a ride before?
So did you upgrade the wife to a new model?

[Drew]

You scooter haters can all garn get f*%ked !
You're all a bunch of intolerant pricks.
Now if we were bagging those fags who ride two wheels and no engine, I'd be in :p
Piss off you. Your scooter is a fuckin Honda, meaning you're not just gay but a deviant one at that!

[shrub]

So did you upgrade the wife to a new model?

nah, she upgraded me for an older model. Initially I was a bit pissed off, then I realised that not having this thing called "wife" meant spending $10,000 on hi fi equipment was a wise and prudent investment. And I discovered that old formica kitchens with Shacklock ranges do the job just fine and don't need replacing which meant that I could walk into a bike shop and buy a bike on the spot. Then when I decided I didn't much like that bike i could buy another one BEFORE i sold the first one.

And groceries became beer and steaks.

[jtzzr]

nah, she upgraded me for an older model. Initially I was a bit pissed off, then I realised that not having this thing called "wife" meant spending $10,000 on hi fi equipment was a wise and prudent investment. And I discovered that old formica kitchens with Shacklock ranges do the job just fine and don't need replacing which meant that I could walk into a bike shop and buy a bike on the spot. Then when I decided I didn't much like that bike i could buy another one BEFORE i sold the first one.

And groceries became beer and steaks.

:cry: How do I find this nirvana?

Oh yeah and fuck Honda riders (especially all you single hot nympho type women with low self esteem)

[Hawk]

It's not true, I mean I know some Honda riders that aren't homosexual. Their boyfriends might be though. And cruisers? Don't get me started on them cunts, it got so bad down here in Christchurch we had to introduce an anti-cruiser bylaw. I'm not so much of a Harley hater however, I understand that the repairs industry supporting the brand is one of our largest employers in New Zealand. And as far as offroad and dualsport riders thinking we're scum of the earth, it's just envy. How many road racers turn their hand to 'dirt-tracking'? Not many, if any. But many dirt racers see the light and come back to the fold that is the chosen one, the holy grail of motorcycling, sportsbikes. I know this, because I'm better than you all.

those boy racers just had to wait their turn to be banned from Bealey ave untill the cruiser types were dealt with

[shrub]

:cry: How do I find this nirvana?

Oh yeah and fuck Honda riders (especially all you single hot nympho type women with low self esteem)

Yeah, you need to first fuck a Honda rider - my ex wife had a Honda. I wouldn't fuck hawk though, even though he does have a Honda. I've met him, and he's pretty ugly.

[D-Meister]

SO why do Harley owners have tassels on the handle bars???


It's and movement indication if they not hanging down straight :yes::scooter:

[Berries]

And people who can't spell. The list is endless.

[ducatilover]

:cry: How do I find this nirvana?

Oh yeah and fuck Honda riders (especially all you single hot nympho type women with low self esteem)

Kill your wife.
I have a Honda, do you want to fuck me? :gob:

[baptist]

I have a Honda, do you want to fuck me? :gob:

No thanks, not while there are dogs in the street...:laugh::shutup:

[MSTRS]

Kill your wife.
I have a Honda, do you want to fuck me? :gob:

Still trying for that elusive first lay? :blink:

[marie_speeds]

I don't hate anyone on this site I feel the love everytime I login to KB. :shutup:

Though I am seriously of the opinion that there are some here who have strange perverted attachments to their motorcyles.

[Toaster]

I don't hate anyone on this site I feel the love everytime I login to KB. :shutup:

Though I am seriously of the opinion that there are some here who have strange perverted attachments to their motorcyles.


The left exhaust almost feels like someone else is doing it.............

[marie_speeds]

The left exhaust almost feels like someone else is doing it.............

That's hot................

[ducatilover]

No thanks, not while there are dogs in the street...:laugh::shutup:
Oh that's harsh, I like. :yes:

Still trying for that elusive first lay? :blink:

Yup, still hangin' out for it.

[shrub]

No thanks, not while there are dogs in the street...:laugh::shutup:

you mean Hondas?

[avgas]

you mean Hondas?
clearly he means the local women

[Banditbandit]

Still trying for that elusive first lay? :blink:

He could have had mine .. but I mislaid it many many years ago ...

[baptist]

He could have had mine .. but I mislaid it many many years ago ...

:doh: :confused: my Mad Cow disease brain is all confused.... mislayed what? your wife or your Honda or the boyfriend of the guy with the Honda???:scratch: :(:wacko:I need a:hug: (honda riders need not apply)

[avgas]

And pple who can't spel. Da lst is endles.
Fixed it for you - now your trendy. Like logos of fruit.

[Berries]

Wikid m8. Changed me logo as well.

But don't you mean you're ?

[Drew]

Thought I'd pop back into this thread to say one thing.

I fuckin hate you all!

[kiwi cowboy]

How many road racers turn their hand to 'dirt-tracking'? Not many, if any. Maybe the honda rider's:sick:

[kiwi cowboy]

Fuck youse.

Fuck ewes,
There ya go fixed the spelling for ya but if i ever see ya out in my paddocks :ar15: unless its the ram paddock.

[EJK]

KB is nothing. Youtube is even worse. They tell you to get fucked, you are a fag, homo, dickhead for just saying "wow awesome song!"

[Scuba_Steve]

We didn't start the flame wars


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

[ajturbo]

chuck Norris hates EVERYONE......

but he also LOVES everyone

[wildflower469]

:yes::yes:
I haven't been around here long but....

I've been sifting through some threads here and I have found that every one commenting has a common interest.

That is they just want to run everyone else here down.

You all know this, but here are some examples.

Harley owners hate jap owners.

Jap owners hate Harleys.

Sports bike owners dislike cruiser owners.

Everyone except Honda owners think Honda owners are homosexual.

The dual sport and MX guys(girls) reckon road riders are the scum of the earth.

Everyone thinks they are better than the next person for one reason (bike) or another.

My questions to you are these......

Are we all motorcyclists who at the end of the day share a common interest?

or

Are we just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?






Aren't we all motorcyclists?

[Hitcher]

Are we just a factional bunch of arseholes that care for little more than ourselves and fellows in our own little cliques?

Aren't we all motorcyclists?

Motorcyclists who are fast learners at learning to like slagging other motorcyclists, if the thread on BRONZ's leadership and long-overdue changes to learner legal bikes is any guide?

[James Deuce]

I hate hippies. I hate children too. GET ORF MY LAWN!

[tri boy]

GET ORF MY LAWN!
"Catch us if ya can you ol fart".
(Shit, he's got a Doberman):gob::crybaby:

[brett7777]

big +1 to the OP.
I've found the same on most kiwi special interest forums, not just motorcyclists. That's why I spend most of my time on American forums; the people are way friendlier.

[Drew]

big +1 to the OP.
I've found the same on most kiwi special interest forums, not just motorcyclists. That's why I spend most of my time on American forums; the people are way friendlier.

But friendly is boring.

[Kickaha]

That's why I spend most of my time on American forums; the people are way friendlier.

They don't understand humour or sarcasm and are normally over moderated compared to here

[ellipsis]

....yankee forums make me angry..they are so fucking nice..even when they are being twats...cant HATE THEM...its more a detesting their shit thing...anyway Ive decided that I would like to ..lurve everbody..for a bit...see how I feel tomorrow....

[eelracing]

big +1 to the OP.
That's why I spend most of my time on American forums; the people are way friendlier.

You meet the nicest people on a Honda...

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[Gremlin]

They don't understand humour or sarcasm and are normally over moderated compared to here
You trying to be funny then? :scratch:

[Tubbsy]

That is they just want to run everyone else here down.

Aren't we all motorcyclists?

Mate, I moved to Aussie earlier this year and got into the riding scene, Kiwibiker aint got nothin on the forums here! It's unreal.

They are the biggest bunch of opinionated pr1ks to each other. It's quite depressing.
I wanna come home!!!!