To the beauty riding the orange ER-6n down K Road...

[zensaxophone]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

[Hopeful Bastard]

Nawww how sweet!!

I wonder if it is our Lovely Thani B...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/14206-Thani-B

[TOTO]

Thats sounds like fanta pants :)

[Maha]

......so was I going back towards or away from Red Baron?:love:

[Genie]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J




PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

Awesome first post....so romantic. :woohoo:

[Gremlin]

You're soooo not gonna fit in around here! :laugh:

[hellokitty]

Nawww how sweet!!

I wonder if it is our Lovely Thani B...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/14206-Thani-B

:yes: I have never see Thani-B without her full face helmet, or even met her (I am sure she is lovely) but :gob: I sure fell in love with her bike - I was next to her at the pink ribbon ride, leaving Western Springs.
looooooooooooooove her bike :love:

[Fatt Max]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

Oh go on then, I'll have a coffee with you and we can go from there, I'm so flattered by your romantic words so, yeah, lets meet.

But, you must know a couple of things:

1 - My helmet is my helmet and you can only lick it when I say so
2 - No 'Dirty Sanchez' move on our first date
3 - Hard and fast please
4 - I prefer Kleenex kitchen roll to home brand becuase it wipes away ALL fluids and waste
5 - I did see you and I want to lick your eyebrows

I'm glad you liked my lane splitting. I'm also good at hamster splitting, but that is only when I dont tape it up before giving it one.....squeeeekkkkk


You may think that nicking some flash words out of Mills and Boon makes you a caring, sensitive and considerate lover. Well, I know your game matey and it dont work with me so dont bother trying that little chestnut on.

I would sooner you flopped it out, waved it around and said something along the lines of "do you like fruit love? Well suck on this, its a peach"....you know, the sort of thing Prince Willy us saying to Kate Middleton right about now....along with "You want royal bling, well have this pearl necklace on me....uuurrrrghhhh.....phutt...Kleenex please servant..."

So there you go you smooth talking bastard, I'll see you in Starbucks on K Road 10am this morning. I'll be the fat bastard with the Kleenex and a smile.

Wey hey, got a date got a date got a date.....:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[baptist]

Oh go on then, I'll have a coffee with you and we can go from there, I'm so flattered by your romantic words so, yeah, lets meet.

But, you must know a couple of things:

1 - My helmet is my helmet and you can only lick it when I say so
2 - No 'Dirty Sanchez' move on our first date
3 - Hard and fast please
4 - I prefer Kleenex kitchen roll to home brand becuase it wipes away ALL fluids and waste
5 - I did see you and I want to lick your eyebrows

I'm glad you liked my lane splitting. I'm also good at hamster splitting, but that is only when I dont tape it up before giving it one.....squeeeekkkkk


You may think that nicking some flash words out of Mills and Boon makes you a caring, sensitive and considerate lover. Well, I know your game matey and it dont work with me so dont bother trying that little chestnut on.

I would sooner you flopped it out, waved it around and said something along the lines of "do you like fruit love? Well suck on this, its a peach"....you know, the sort of thing Prince Willy us saying to Kate Middleton right about now....along with "You want royal bling, well have this pearl necklace on me....uuurrrrghhhh.....phutt...Kleenex please servant..."

So there you go you smooth talking bastard, I'll see you in Starbucks on K Road 10am this morning. I'll be the fat bastard with the Kleenex and a smile.

Wey hey, got a date got a date got a date.....:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

:sick::sick::puke::puke::puke: Me thinks you need help.....

[ital916]

The lady you long for is kept captive by a villainous pirate by the name of jafa. Ye shall have to dual him to the death for her. Be warned that this jafa rides a supermoto....a sure sign of his crazy loony nature. Challenge him if you dare.

[baptist]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

:Oi: Wordsworth as Gremlin says you will so leave yourself open to some crap.... aka Fatt Max :laugh:

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed---and gazed---but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

Arrgghhh what have I done!!!!!! all that gay tossing:facepalm:

[gijoe1313]

Ah how dost thou love compare,
To the toil of an internal combustion engine,
perched nigh between sweating thighs -
with endless burps of blue hazed surprise!

That chasten glance, stole between lanes of cages,
a pertful poise of posture balanced o'er bespoke headlight,
the arch of a heeled boot, maintaining grace and dignity -
avoiding the dreaded overcanting fall to ground,

With unrequited feelings, sore lacklustre response,
higher duties remonstrated and pledges due -
you rode away from that grand eloquent dream,
and here on KB, you dost rant, rave and scream -

Pray prithee who, that vision sparkled true,
Was a well bosomed maiden, flush with the virture of life,
and not a well hirsuted man-child, with tight leathers trussed,
to whom you proposed this love suit strife?

Ride on you slave to passion, ride on through,
for it is summer's pain and hormones calling to you ...

[gijoe1313]

The lady you long for is kept captive by a villainous pirate by the name of jafa. Ye shall have to dual him to the death for her. Be warned that this jafa rides a supermoto....a sure sign of his crazy loony nature. Challenge him if you dare.

Do not forget his carnadine henchmen that is lead by the redoubtable Conelius the crazed! Forsooth his road is rocky with the underlying cause of his canker formidable in it's stead!

I durst not dare think how this enobled enterprise will develop, for I can only be aggrieved in how the denouement shall be delivered at fateful dawn's dance with death!

[davebullet]

The one I feel sorry for most is poor Hitcher! He's going to have one hell of a time cleaning up this thread.

[John_H]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

That was my mate Tony. I'll see if he's interested for ya.

[The Pastor]

lol, lol! rofl!

that has to be the 2nd best ever 1st post on kb. Only slightly betterd by justin with his (now in PD) http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/36080-Pika-Pika-Pika-Pikachu!?p=763336#post763336

[Slyer]

She loves the attention.

[EJK]

SOMEONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX!!</10char>

[gijoe1313]

SOMEONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX!!</10char>

Freudian slip there mein friend? :innocent:

[Gremlin]

Damn, I'm sooo naive... I thought he fancied the orange ER6N and wanted a ride? :innocent:

[EJK]

Freudian slip there mein friend? :innocent:

I'm just a damn super genius who can read people's minds.



Oh P.S. to OP, Welcome to KiwiBiker forum - the home of experts and geniuses.

[Slyer]

I'm just a damn super genius who can read people's minds.
Not everyone has an army of whores hanging off his arm like you EJ.

[EJK]

Not everyone has an army of whores hanging off his arm like you EJ.

I don't get it.

[Katman]

The one I feel sorry for most is poor Hitcher!

Are you kidding? I feel sorry for Thani B.

Have you ever met piratejafa?:crazy:

[Slyer]

i don't get it.
and you never will

[avgas]

zensax - good for you.

EJK - Yes I am, but that is irrelevant to today's topic. I always want sex. I blame this on having a company car and no time to ride.

Fat Max - You forgot to tell him about the 2 x pies per date policy.

[DMNTD]

I don't get it.

Now that IS funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme :killingme:killingme:killingme:wings:

[gijoe1313]

lol, lol! rofl!

that has to be the 2nd best ever 1st post on kb. Only slightly betterd by justin with his (now in PD) http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/36080-Pika-Pika-Pika-Pikachu!?p=763336#post763336

Good god! You managed a thread dredge! Wait! I better pipe up with ...

This thread is useless without pictures!

and did the OP manage to wave? :whistle:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth!
Yours Truly
-J


Dude...you've got the wrong site. You need www.stalksomeone.com

[White trash]

Dude...you've got the wrong site. You need www.stalksomeone.com

Fucken oath. Bunch of romantic poetry quoting poofters....

[Str8 Jacket]

Jeepers you're making quite a bit of effort for a root aren't ya!

[The Pastor]

For what its worth, i heard a rumors of a guy on a scooter proposing to Thani while at the lights......

at any rate this guy sounds like hes not a crazy....

[Crasherfromwayback]

Fucken oath. Bunch of romantic poetry quoting poofters....

Should've cut the crap, and simply told her he wanted to do white wees up her front bum!

[EJK]

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[Swoop]

Dude...you've got the wrong site. You need www.stalksomeone.com
That link appears to be broken mate.






:corn:

[White trash]

Should've cut the crap, and simply told her he wanted to do white wees up her front bum!

Or just asked for her address so he could pass it onto the cops for the impending tresspass order.............

[Hopeful Bastard]

Well buddy. Join the queue for this beautiful wee lass :love::love:. It is at least a mile long and aint dropping very fast. :cry:

[Gone Burger]

Oh to catch someones attention like that - what a tallent!

[The Pastor]

Well buddy. Join the queue for this beautiful wee lass :love::love:. It is at least a mile long and aint dropping very fast. :cry:

It seems that kb females do get around the biking scene....

[White trash]

It seems that kb females do get around the biking scene....

Bwahahaha, is that sour grapes?

[White trash]

Oh to catch someones attention like that - what a tallent!

It seems not only to prevail in Auckland either my friend, wasn't going to mention it but you should of heard the two guys in the Chorus van on the corner of Victoria and Ghuznee when you turned up on the M50 on Wednesday :love::love:

Couple of young fellas pole vaulting around the street, was fairly amusing.

[hellokitty]

It seems not only to prevail in Auckland either my friend, wasn't going to mention it but you should of heard the two guys in the Chorus van on the corner of Victoria and Ghuznee when you turned up on the M50 on Wednesday :love::love:

Couple of young fellas pole vaulting around the street, was fairly amusing.

Hahahahaha Katiepie is cute aye? And no I don't like girls - but she is cute:yes: (now everyone rushes to look at her pictures lol)

[The Pastor]

Bwahahaha, is that sour grapes?

naaa i don't get sour

[Mully]

Anyone else get the feeling OP has seen too many chick flicks?

"Boy meets girl across a crowded intersection,
Their eyes meet.
She doesn't like him (for some bizarre reason) but he keeps chasing her
Eventually they fall in lourve and get married
They tell this story as 80-year-olds at a Xmas dinner"

Whereas this is more

"Boy spots girl on bike - looses too much blood from head
Comes onto website, makes ill-advised declaration of lourve
Girl issues restraining order
Boy writes moody poetry on blog - goes to show girl
Girl invokes restraining order - Police get involved
Boy gets tasered
Mully laughs."

[White trash]

- Police get involved
Boy gets tasered
Mully laughs."

Fuck he can just come round to one of my parties, someone always gets tazed and the cops need never be involved.

[Katman]

Fuck he can just come round to one of my parties, someone always gets tazed and the cops need never be involved.

What, you have tasers as well as rohypnol at your parties?

[Cayman911]

reminds me of this girl i saw on a scooter, she made my "bike" want to wheelie ;)

[pritch]

Ye shall have to dual him to the death for her.

How do you do that, run him over with a truck with dual wheels?

[Clean_up]

What, you have tasers as well as rohypnol at your parties?

Now that sounds like fun! Get knocked the f*#k out then shocked back :woohoo: whens the next one?

Oh and welcome to KB.....very entertaining first thread on a quiet work day :)

[avgas]

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[sinfull]

It seems not only to prevail in Auckland either my friend, wasn't going to mention it but you should of heard the two guys in the Chorus van on the corner of Victoria and Ghuznee when you turned up on the M50 on Wednesday :love::love:

Couple of young fellas pole vaulting around the street, was fairly amusing.


Hahahahaha Katiepie is cute aye? And no I don't like girls - but she is cute:yes: (now everyone rushes to look at her pictures lol)

Katie who ?

[TOTO]

that thread has a lot of funny

[Thani-B]

Gawd I feel special :sweatdrop

[Gremlin]

My dear, after the previous posts, your post somewhat pales in comparison. Indeed, the standard is such that I insist you try harder.

Cleanup... I'd suggest you don't see Jimmy's party as fun, unless you're going to stand with your arse to the wall all night :D

[jafar]

Gawd I feel special :sweatdrop

So was it you that was propositioned @ the lights ????:shutup:

[Scouse]

Stalker allert

[hellokitty]

Gawd I feel special :sweatdrop

I would have thought "afraid" would be a better word :blink:

[avgas]

Gawd I feel special :sweatdrop
So was it you?

[Thani-B]

So was it you that was propositioned @ the lights ????:shutup:

Yes, it was me.



I meant what I said at that stop light...

Yours Truly
-J


Although sweet, I dont believe just seeing me on my bike is enough to warrant a marriage proposal lol.


For what its worth, i heard a rumors of a guy on a scooter proposing to Thani while at the lights......

Indeed, it made my fb status that night.

<img src="http://i53.tinypic.com/10wuq81.jpg">

[imdying]

"Boy meets girl across a crowded intersection,
Their eyes meet.
She doesn't like him (for some bizarre reason) but he keeps chasing her
Eventually they fall in lourve and get married
They tell this story as 80-year-olds at a Xmas dinner"

Whereas this is more

"Boy spots girl on bike - looses too much blood from head
Comes onto website, makes ill-advised declaration of lourve
Girl issues restraining order
Boy writes moody poetry on blog - goes to show girl
Girl invokes restraining order - Police get involved
Boy gets tasered
Mully laughs."That's some funny shit.

<img src="http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/507/original/dont-tase-me-bro-4.jpg?1258587885" />

[Gibbo89]

some pretty sweet tags for this thread :corn:

[neels]

This thread is made of win.

I lol'd

[Lilly2w]

Same thing happened to me... guy asked me to marry him while I was waiting for the lights to change, he was standing on the footpath, well it was more like swaying... I think he'd been sniffing glue, his glue sniffing cohorts all agreed that I should take the gentleman up on his offer. I declined. I must admit, I have some regrets.

[Cheshire Cat]

Cheese much? lol how sweet:sunny:

[hellokitty]

Same thing happened to me... guy asked me to marry him while I was waiting for the lights to change, he was standing on the footpath, well it was more like swaying... I think he'd been sniffing glue, his glue sniffing cohorts all agreed that I should take the gentleman up on his offer. I declined. I must admit, I have some regrets.

Lol! A guy got out of his car at the lights once to talk to me! Wanted to know if I would join his band :blink: Luckily the lights changed and I gassed it! :innocent:

[pritch]

This is zensaxophone's current "Friends list" as at AM 28/11/2010 224601:violin:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Same thing happened to me... guy asked me to marry him while I was waiting for the lights to change, he was standing on the footpath, well it was more like swaying... I think he'd been sniffing glue, his glue sniffing cohorts all agreed that I should take the gentleman up on his offer. I declined. I must admit, I have some regrets.

What sort of regrets?

[Lilly2w]

What sort of regrets?

I regret that I didn't just take the chance and run the amber...