Any lawyer types on here?

[White trash]

I need someone to decipher some really confusing shit I just got.

And probably give me some advice.

Can anyone help.

(Oh, it'd be quite handy if ya lived in Wellington too)

[mikey]

im a ""lawyer type""i represented my self an got off good, you want a hand?

get a ticket for doing more than 90 on the motorway driving the bus?

[Quasievil]

Well not a lawyer but experienced as fuck in certain areas of the Law which you should be able to figure out, give me a ring tonight if ya want on the landline later

[Str8 Jacket]

I need someone to decipher some really confusing shit I just got.

And probably give me some advice.

Can anyone help.

(Oh, it'd be quite handy if ya lived in Wellington too)


Hey dude,
If its got anything to do with Courts, Collections or any other Govt agency, flick me a PM or email and i'll let ya know if I can help . . . .

[Timber020]

Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.

[XTC]

Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.
:yes: :headbang: :rofl: :2thumbsup

[idb]

Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.
Q) You're trapped in a lift with a lawyer, a tiger and a rattlesnake.
You have a gun but only two bullets - what do you do?

A) Shoot the lawyer - twice.

[NC]

Q) You're trapped in a lift with a lawyer, a tiger and a rattlesnake.
You have a gun but only two bullets - what do you do?

A) Shoot the lawyer - twice.
:rofl: :rofl: :whistle:

[Wolf]

Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.
That's the spirit! Then cut their heads off in case they're only pretending to be dead (you know how they can lie...)

[Ixion]

That's the spirit! Then cut their heads off in case they're only pretending to be dead (you know how they can lie...)

I'll volunteer for the head cutting off. See the mousetrap thread for my experience beheading rats. Lawyer, rat , there's a difference ?

[Paul in NZ]

I'll volunteer for the head cutting off. See the mousetrap thread for my experience beheading rats. Lawyer, rat , there's a difference ?

Yes! Always with the lawyer jokes... Until you need a good one that is...

Cheers

[Firefight]

My court case is on Friday. I'll tell you after that if he's any good.

shit, just in case he's not Glen, we better go for that ride this thursday, might be your last chance for a while.


F/F :ride:

[Ixion]

Yes! Always with the lawyer jokes... Until you need a good one that is...

Cheers

Good lawyer = lots of rat cunning. So the rattier they are the better they are (when you want one and he's on your side)

[pyrocam]

I just got a job working with 120 lawyers (I keep my bike suit and helmet on all day to make sure I stay clean) Im sure I could fob it off onto one of them

[gav]

Lets see, WT, which ex President of a Nigerian Bank did you send your details to? Just post it up here, we're all mates, aint we? :niceone: