Walked into this pigsty of a house this evening

[sinfull]

Ya walk up to the door to be greeted by the back end of a bike you need to manouver past, the floor looked like it hadn't been vaccumned in months with dog hair everywhere, ya had to push shit aside on the dining room table to place anything down, there were empty cans and old papers, bike parts and all sorts of shit everywhere !

To get from the dining room to the kitchen ya have to squeeze past the bike cause there aint no point doing a three point turn to put it against a wall, as it will prob. be ridden tomorrow, the dishes were stacked up on the sink bench a mile high and when ya go to the bathroom there's one washing machine in an appropriate place in the laundry, full of clothes (pooo smelly socks) and a broken machine shoved into a corner of the bathroom next to the shower, that looks like it never gets a clean unless ya were to fall over and slide down the wall, the shitter must have a dozen empty bog rolls lying all over the floor.

Opened the fridge to grab a bourbon and inside was, yes, a box of bourbon, a dog roll, some cat food, half a pound of butter and a jar of olives, oh and an assortment of half used sauses !

The lounge has what looks to be several different pairs of shoes lying in various spots throughout, from riding boots and gumboots to dress boots and a couple pairs of smelly sneakers . A bed ! Yes a bed, unmade, with a dog stretched out accros the pillows and a bloody great set of stocks for a headboard, i mean who does that ? Another bike parked against a wall that's being used as a clothes horse for several pairs of jeans and other shit, your usual tv pc stereo with more empty cans stacked up on the pc desk !


















Fuck i love living alone !

[kevfromcoro]

Makes me feal homesick.................

[ajturbo]

oh no....

i'm gona miss it...:facepalm:

[psycho22]

Ahh reminds me of my room.

I shall have fond memories of it for many years.

Still working on knocking my main wall out so the bike is allowed in though.:woohoo:

[sinfull]

Ahh reminds me of my room.

I shall have fond memories of it for many years.

Still working on knocking my main wall out so the bike is allowed in though.:woohoo:

I gots french doors so it does make it easier

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[davebullet]

My better half was away for the weekend.

She came back and asked what chores had been done. I honestly but stupidly answered "none" (was too busy riding).

Before she left she said "don't spend too much money on petrol". Since I follow orders, I decided to spend it on booze and other women instead!

[Scuba_Steve]

My better half was away for the weekend.


well that's never a good time for your bike to go away.

[Mudfart]

get a semi retired old lady to clean your house for $20 every sunday. they will do a good 2 hours for that.
just NEVER EVER employ 2 at once. they will chat and make tea and not do anything.

[sinfull]

get a semi retired old lady to clean your house.

Lordy lordy lordy I can see it now !

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[ajturbo]

shite!!!!!!!!!!!

she looks familiar:facepalm:

[Genie]

ahhh, there's no place like home.

[Maha]

Clean your shit up Bitch!

[coffeejunkie]

Well lets face it.........Who gives a crap what state the house is in.....You have cat & dog food in the fridge!!!! Your a good man Sinny:yes:

[SPman]

Well lets face it.........Who gives a crap what state the house is in.....You have cat & dog food in the fridge!!!! Your a good man Sinny:yes:
That's his dinner..........

[scumdog]

Ya walk up to the door to be greeted by the back end of a bike you need to manouver past, the floor looked like it hadn't been vaccumned in months with dog hair everywhere, ya had to push shit aside on the dining room table to place anything down, there were empty cans and old papers, bike parts and all sorts of shit everywhere !

To get from the dining room to the kitchen ya have to squeeze past the bike cause there aint no point doing a three point turn to put it against a wall, as it will prob. be ridden tomorrow, the dishes were stacked up on the sink bench a mile high and when ya go to the bathroom there's one washing machine in an appropriate place in the laundry, full of clothes (pooo smelly socks) and a broken machine shoved into a corner of the bathroom next to the shower, that looks like it never gets a clean unless ya were to fall over and slide down the wall, the shitter must have a dozen empty bog rolls lying all over the floor.

Opened the fridge to grab a bourbon and inside was, yes, a box of bourbon, a dog roll, some cat food, half a pound of butter and a jar of olives, oh and an assortment of half used sauses !

The lounge has what looks to be several different pairs of shoes lying in various spots throughout, from riding boots and gumboots to dress boots and a couple pairs of smelly sneakers . A bed ! Yes a bed, unmade, with a dog stretched out accros the pillows and a bloody great set of stocks for a headboard, i mean who does that ? Another bike parked against a wall that's being used as a clothes horse for several pairs of jeans and other shit, your usual tv pc stereo with more empty cans stacked up on the pc desk !


Fuck i love living alone !

Ah, emm..I'll have to decline that offer of a meal at your place....:blink:

[coffeejunkie]

That's his dinner..........

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Thats harsh but funny

[MsKABC]

:rofl: .....and you are single??? Really???

[sinfull]

That's his dinner.......... You'd never know ! Unless i told ya !


Ah, emm..I'll have to decline that offer of a meal at your place....:blink:
Which place ?
Admittedly the eye cube i fed the cat (out of the last 2 kg block that was defrosted), was probably better than any i've seen at a supermarket for a while, but nah ! You'd have to catch me up at the local curry or asian to find me eating/sharing a meal !
Usually mon or tues, do subway sometimes wed and thurs, and the fish shop these ways do the meanest fillets, Oh and I dodo the curry sometimes on a wed, thurs, friday, sat or sunday !
Usually a hundy or 150 a week, sometimes more if i'm extravigant and eat curry more than 3 times a week (because of course the shit paper expences go up and they're dearer)

Rest of the week i fend for myself ! Last shop was bog paper, and grrr need coffee again now, will check the bog paper, know i need several milk to freeze up, the 4 ltr of washing shit better not be empty and i wont need vaccumn bags or dishwash surely haha


:rofl: .....and you are single??? Really??? No !

Heidi has her own place now and who could blame her, i mean, i grow meat on my back lawn (till i run out of grass) and she's vegan

I Park my bikes so she has to climb onto the bed

My house is a mess

My cat eats better than me

But by crikey she loves me just the way i am...... cause i'm adorable


Or was that word she used abhorrible .................