WTF is it with men?

[hellokitty]

Went out for a ride today, had a great time, get home 5 hours later to find this face greeting me :angry: I left the husband alone today so he could have some quailty time with his youngest boy. Instead he was angry that I hadn't let him know when I would be home, and as I (unknown to me) had missed a call from him, he thought I was laying in a ditch somewhere.
He knew I was riding up to see an old friend and that when we get together which is not often, we spend quite a while talking etc. I thought he would like the time along with his boy. Apparently not.
So now I have a grumpy man who has his angry face on. :facepalm:
Men are silly.

[george formby]

Went out for a ride today, had a great time, get home 5 hours later to find this face greeting me :angry: I left the husband alone today so he could have some quailty time with his youngest boy. Instead he was angry that I hadn't let him know when I would be home, and as I (unknown to me) had missed a call from him, he thought I was laying in a ditch somewhere.
He knew I was riding up to see an old friend and that when we get together which is not often, we spend quite a while talking etc. I thought he would like the time along with his boy. Apparently not.
So now I have a grumpy man who has his angry face on. :facepalm:
Men are silly.


:love::love::yes:

[LBD]

He cares for you.....Hell, I get in a tizz if my wife is much later home than expected....its a normal caring reaction. Our minds tend to imagine the wost case scenario's

Give him a hug, say sorry for causing him concern, he will get over it (and think he has had a win)

[MadDuck]

Men are silly.
...and they smell funny.

[FJRider]

...and they smell funny.

we dont smell like fish ... :innocent:

[steve_t]

Start cooking dinner in a bikini. His frown will quickly turn upside down :innocent::shutup::drinkup:

[hellokitty]

He cares for you.....Hell, I get in a tizz if my wife is much later home than expected....its a normal caring reaction. Our minds tend to imagine the wost case scenario's

Give him a hug, say sorry for causing him concern, he will get over it (and think he has had a win)

Yeah..... but....... the other night he called me from work and said he was leaving now, and got home 3 hours later and I was out of my mind with worry and he thought it was funny. I was at a girlfriends house who I have been friends with since I was 11 and we don't see each other that often, of course I am going to be there for a while.

[LBD]

Yeah..... but....... the other night he called me from work and said he was leaving now, and got home 3 hours later and I was out of my mind with worry and he thought it was funny. I was at a girlfriends house who I have been friends with since I was 11 and we don't see each other that often, of course I am going to be there for a while.

So you know how he felt and he knows how you felt....time for a little mutual empathy then?...making upcan be fun...

[hellokitty]

So you know how he felt and he knows how you felt....time for a little mutual empathy then?...making upcan be fun...

Nah he seems too grumpy to want to have a little making up fun. :no:

[SMOKEU]

Nah he seems too grumpy to want to have a little making up fun. :no:

Just give him a bit of space. He'll come round soon enough.

[LBD]

Wish mine was here so we could ....."make up" I left her in NZ in September and will not see her until End December....At least I get to grow a beard....the washing and Ironing is starting to pile up but...(Nah just kidding)....

[Fatt Max]

Went out for a ride today, had a great time, get home 5 hours later to find this face greeting me :angry: I left the husband alone today so he could have some quailty time with his youngest boy. Instead he was angry that I hadn't let him know when I would be home, and as I (unknown to me) had missed a call from him, he thought I was laying in a ditch somewhere.
He knew I was riding up to see an old friend and that when we get together which is not often, we spend quite a while talking etc. I thought he would like the time along with his boy. Apparently not.
So now I have a grumpy man who has his angry face on. :facepalm:
Men are silly.

Try my little technique, I will be glad to see if it works for men,

Simply say...

"Oi, you cant possibly have the arsehole with me mister. It cant be anything I've done cos I aint been here all day....so cheer up...."

[Little Miss Trouble]

Sounds like the two of you need to communicate a little better, a simple text saying "Leaving now, be home in about X minutes" or "coming home via the long way, see you in a couple of hours" saves you both some grey hairs!

[Edbear]

I can see your point since he did the same to you and thought it was funny. However communication as has been suggested is much better for the nerves. My wife walks to work most days as it's less than 10min to walk. But I do worry if she's later than 10-15min getting home. Maybe it's a man thing...? I'd be happier for her to take the car despite living in a "good" area, quiet with virtually zero crime and having good neighbours.

[Little Miss Trouble]

...and they smell funny.

... if they've eaten a big curry...

[nutjob]

Don't be mad at him for giving a toss, he obviously cares (even if it is in a grumpy over-protecting way) :yes:

[LBD]

... if they've eaten a big curry...

....Or not...try a cake of soap....

[MIXONE]

....Or not...try a cake of soap....

I've never eaten a cake of soap.

[LBD]

I've never eaten a cake of soap.

Your Mum was too soft on you then.....

[SMOKEU]

I've never eaten a cake of soap.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

[Mully]

Did you make him a sammich?

[yachtie10]

you could cook him some eggs:shit:

[MIXONE]

Your Mum was too soft on you then.....

Had my teeth cleaned with it a few times...

[hellokitty]

So am I cooking him some eggs or washing his mouth out with soap?

Either way I am in the bad books - the buggars went out to speedway and left me at home with the dog :woohoo:

[schrodingers cat]

Cook him a nice meal and...
If men wrote advice columns


Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house, too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

[Katman]

Like sand through the hourglass.........


.......so are fucking boring stories.

[Berries]

Can you not just adopt the boy out ? Sounds like he is the source of all your domestic issues.

[hellokitty]

Like sand through the hourglass.........


.......so are fucking boring stories.

I knew we could count on you to share your wisdom with us.....

[hellokitty]

Can you not just adopt the boy out ? Sounds like he is the source of all your domestic issues.

Which boy? The child-boy or the man-boy?

[Berries]

Which boy? The child-boy or the man-boy?
Child boy. Man boy probably wants you to get off the computer so he can apologise.

Either that or he is still waiting for his eggs.

[scissorhands]

After all this time together and you still dont really understand him.

Maybe you should wind him up more by posting this on KB, intimating you were maybe with another. Then he might show you that he really does love and care for you.



Tell me how it works out. Moira

[LBD]

So am I cooking him some eggs or washing his mouth out with soap?

Either way I am in the bad books - the buggars went out to speedway and left me at home with the dog :woohoo:

Maybe eggs on toast but.....spread a drop or two of detergent on a slice of toast before dropping the egg on top, then if he is in the mood to make up instead of fighting, he will be grateful for the eggs and will eat them without a complaint.... irrespective of the taste...

[Brownbikerbabe]

...and they smell funny.


... if they've eaten a big curry...


....And they're hairy :laugh:

(not that it's a bad thing)

[98tls]

5 hours:facepalm:2-3 days then i could understand some anger :innocent:but 5 hours.

[Duke girl]

Hopefully after a few months have gone by he would have forgotten all about it. I guess it just goes to show you how much he cares for you as you wouldn't like it if he didn't give a toss.
You in yourself thought you were doing the right thing giving him time to spend with his son but just the not knowing if you were ok while you were out just changed the whole out look of your absence.
None of us a perfect as we all make mistakes sometime in our lives but as long as you still have each other that should be all that really matters.

[hellokitty]

Child boy. Man boy probably wants you to get off the computer so he can apologise.

Either that or he is still waiting for his eggs.

I think the child's mother may have a problem with us adopting him out :blink:

[hellokitty]

5 hours:facepalm:2-3 days then i could understand some anger :innocent:but 5 hours.

I knew you would understand :yes:

[hellokitty]

Maybe I don't get it? We haven't been together that long, and it can't be easy for his children being with us every weekend, sharing their Dad with me when they used to have him all to themselves. It was the first time that there was 1 kid instead if 3 kids and I thought the youngest would value the time alone with his Dad. I thought they would do something fun together.
I was wrong apparently - they shouldn't have been counting the hours I was away. They should have been doing father/son things.


Oh FFS I have just figured out how to do multiple quoting! After I have done all the seperate posts

[LBD]

....And they're hairy :laugh:

(not that it's a bad thing)

Yeh...I scratch my head over that one....one moment we have mens mags (Mens health) with hairless chested blokes...then I have my wife saying " I just love running my fingers through your hairy chest....Am I confused or is she dilusional?

[Owl]

we spend quite a while talking etc.

So what's new?:blink:

[FJRider]

...then I have my wife saying " I just love running my fingers through your hairy chest....Am I confused or is she dilusional?

She may be just being sarcastic .... especially if you can count those chest hairs on your fingers ... :innocent:

[tigertim20]

Nah he seems too grumpy to want to have a little making up fun. :no:

get on ya knees and say 'come here, and ill cheer you up', his attitude will change..
seriously though, sounds like some mutual understanding is in order

[hellokitty]

Yeh...I scratch my head over that one....one moment we have mens mags (Mens health) with hairless chested blokes...then I have my wife saying " I just love running my fingers through your hairy chest....Am I confused or is she dilusional?

Men have body hair :yes: they are men, they are supposed to.

[98tls]

I knew you would understand :yes:

Indeed.Thats the thing with relationships (well imho anyway) there fine until they turn into some form of dependency ie you piss off and do your own thing and they develop some kind of seperation anxiety:violin:theres always cries from the dogooders of "you should have rung home":facepalm: ffsake where not ET.

[Mudfart]

he's upset you came back. P.
the tongue vindicates me.

[marie_speeds]

Went out for a ride today, had a great time, get home 5 hours later to find this face greeting me :angry: I left the husband alone today so he could have some quailty time with his youngest boy. Instead he was angry that I hadn't let him know when I would be home, and as I (unknown to me) had missed a call from him, he thought I was laying in a ditch somewhere.
He knew I was riding up to see an old friend and that when we get together which is not often, we spend quite a while talking etc. I thought he would like the time along with his boy. Apparently not.
So now I have a grumpy man who has his angry face on. :facepalm:
Men are silly.

Oh honey just tell him the following:

"I sit on the goldmine therefore I make the rules"

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::shutup:

[hellokitty]

that is awesome! I must remember that one :woohoo:

[Str8 Jacket]

lol, is it just me or are men actually really way less complicated than us women?

[jellywrestler]

lol, is it just me or are men actually really way less complicated than us women?
famous quote " Women should be obscene and not heard"

[SMOKEU]

lol, is it just me or are men actually really way less complicated than us women?

You hit the nail on the head with that one.

[Str8 Jacket]

famous quote " Women should be obscene and not heard"

:niceone:

<geronimooooooooo>

[Edbear]

lol, is it just me or are men actually really way less complicated than us women?

Of course! All Mrs.Bear has to do is bend over towards me and I clean forget everything I was thinking about... :innocent:

[98tls]

Of course! All Mrs.Bear has to do is bend over towards me and I clean forget everything I was thinking about... :innocent:
Well at least with the big head eh Ed.

[98tls]

Did you make him a sammich?

Why dont women have a penis?So they can stand closer to the kitchen bench.:shutup:Why have no women gone to the moon?Cause it doesnt need cleaning yet.

[jonbuoy]

Maybe I don't get it? We haven't been together that long, and it can't be easy for his children being with us every weekend, sharing their Dad with me when they used to have him all to themselves. It was the first time that there was 1 kid instead if 3 kids and I thought the youngest would value the time alone with his Dad. I thought they would do something fun together.
I was wrong apparently - they shouldn't have been counting the hours I was away. They should have been doing father/son things.


Oh FFS I have just figured out how to do multiple quoting! After I have done all the seperate posts

You could try communicating with each other like grown adults, I would be more pissed off my wife started a childish rant on a website.

[hellokitty]

Of course! All Mrs.Bear has to do is bend over towards me and I clean forget everything I was thinking about... :innocent:

:yes: Yes, next time I will take my top off - that should do the trick.

[hellokitty]

You could try communicating with each other like grown adults, I would be more pissed off my wife started a childish rant on a website.

Yes, quite right! You would never see a man doing this! :facepalm:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/131558-Wtf-is-it-with-women-and-their-inability-to...

[steve_t]

Yes, quite right! You would never see a man doing this! :facepalm:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/131558-Wtf-is-it-with-women-and-their-inability-to...

Hahaha... touché :drinkup:

[avgas]

Never mind how grumpy your man feels.

Why do women always feel the need to tell everyone everything????? WTF is wrong with them?

[Maha]

Never mind how grumpy your man feels.

Why do women always feel the need to tell everyone everything????? WTF is wrong with them?

...I know what you mean...I dont really wanna know if you friend has screwed the bloke that has been fucking with your head for how ever long. You cant complain if you're sexually confused, read a book.
Shortland Street writers couldn't even come up with some of the stuff I have heard/read recently....
What I do know is, there are 29 families on the West Coast that would find the content of what is said in some corners of the internet world...laughable.

[Swoop]

Why have no women gone to the moon?
That is screaming out for a joke about "reading a map"...

[1 Free Man]

Me thinks you be pretty pissed if he didn't give a flying fuck.
Then you would turn on him and give him heaps of grief about how he doesn't care, doesn't he love you any more Etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc
Then finally when you have made a total asshole out of him you would go away triumphant and feel good about yourself in your glory and completely forget that the poor prick was only being concerned for you well being.