Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life

[KiWiP]

Special Agent Eunice: Well, since we've already broken the fuck barrier, allow me to be blunt. It is because I'm so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like they are fucking retarded.

Boondock Saints II

As a teacher I so want to use this in class (probably be my last day in a class LOL)

[mashman]

Roy Batty - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

[Scuba_Steve]

Stans: "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches." -- predators (2010)

[ellipsis]

Roy Batty - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

....thats the one that lives in my head....cool eyes when he delivers it too...shed a tear for the android..

[Mental Trousers]

George Kuffs - "Love and kisses on all your pink bits" - Kuffs

Oh wait, I have used that before ....

DJ Ruby Rod - "Quiver ladies, quiver" - The Fifth Element

[Drew]

"Hey terrorist, terrorise this"!

[Berries]

"No. Fucking. Way."

[bogan]

holy shit that was one hell of a ride! Nitro Circus 3 (so not technically a movie but still fucking awesome)

[schrodingers cat]

Special Agent Eunice: Well, since we've already broken the fuck barrier, allow me to be blunt. It is because I'm so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like they are fucking retarded.

Boondock Saints II

As a teacher I so want to use this in class (probably be my last day in a class LOL)

Yeah but no but, like teenagers don't GET irony. And they only listen to to 15% of what you say. Above I have highlighted what their small brains would hear

I'm the Knight Rider baby, I'm a Fuel Injected Death Machine...
(Mad Max One)

And

Can anyone see what is wrong with this burger? Anyone? Anyone?
Micheal Douglas in 'Falling Down' having a disappointing consumer moment after being seduced by advertising images

[firefighter]

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

[Gibbo89]

"Dude, where's my car?" From - Dude where's my car.

Oh, and who could forget this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSBbwtZ2ae8

:corn::facepalm:

[PrincessBandit]

"Say hello to my stinky leetle friend" (with a real live skunk) Ace Ventura

[KiWiP]

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Les Grosman - Tropic Thunder

and another Cruise classic

Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!

[KiWiP]

"Say hello to my stinky leetle friend" (with a real live skunk) Ace Ventura

An excellent choice, parody on Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface

You wanna fuck with me? Okay, you wanna play rough? Okay, say hello to my little friend! {boom boom boom with hees leetle friend}

classic.

But I am now becoming concerned with the original take on where and why we would want to use these in real life? (the rape one earlier just scared me)

[firefighter]

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!

[FlangMasterJ]

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!

"They're your clothes motherfucker."


"If you don't have it. Don't hit it."

[Mudfart]

Arnie-Commando "Let off some steam, Bennett".
"Please, do not disturb my friend, he's dead tired".
"Hey, you said you'd kill me last", "I lied".
"What happened to Sully?". "I had to let him go".

[Eyegasm]

"My mother always told me you are what you eat, Tomorrow morning I plan to be you" Pick up line from Wog-Boy.

[DMNTD]

"Sweep the leg..."

[Usarka]

To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits you.

[marty]

'negative Ghost Rider'. I use that one WAY too often. It's not actually the line from the movie but who cares.

'talk to me Goose'

[Virago]

"You can't handle the truth...!"

[NighthawkNZ]

Pulls out wallet... flips opens, bmakes beeping sounds... and speaks in to wallet.


"Beam me up Scotty, there is no inteligent life on this planet..."

[fatzx10r]

that's not a knife, this is a knife

[HenryDorsetCase]

j7jhb8_UPfw

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?

[HenryDorsetCase]

Roy Batty - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Its Rutger Hauer's delivery that makes this work. Particularly the slight pause before "people" and the slight emphasis on the word (so as to differentiate himself because of course he isn't "people")

also i think the line is "C-beams" referencing the constant C as the speed of light.

the visuals are stunning too, of course, if a little trite: releasing the dove as he dies etc.

Hauer carries it though, absolutely.

[HenryDorsetCase]

You talkin' to me?

[Genestho]

Arrgh you beat me!! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPBUGUM7KQ

Classic Deniro!

Also "Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny" The Shining

A selection of one of many.. from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..
"But our trip was different. It was a classic affirmation of everything right and true and decent in the national character. It was a gross, physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country—but only for those with true grit. And we were chock full of that."

[phiretrojan]

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! ---- Full Metal Jacket (1987)

[Big Dave]

'Would hyou say I have a plethora?'

[Usarka]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[2wheeldrifter]

Surprize cockfag Team America

and

( Okay, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything )

Really Have you seen a man eat his own head? (no) So then you haven't seen everything!!

[MisterD]

I don't want no commies in my car. No christians either. (Repo Man 1984, all hail Harry Dean Stanton)

and

I propagate British cultural depravity. (Lavender Hill Mob 1951)

[MSTRS]

"Right turn, Clyde"

[scissorhands]

'I see you are a man who does not care for the good life'

cowboy scene Mullholland Drive

[DMNTD]

"Fuckin' egg!"

[Bald Eagle]

carpe diem. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Poets_Society) captain my captain

[nodrog]

"Geez, its not like its Rocket Surgery"

Fanny.

[Banditbandit]

Die Hard

"Yippee Kaiee MOTHERFUCKER ... "

[Milts]

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. - Jules, Pulp Fiction.


The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has. - The Rabbi, in The Wrong Man.

[Usarka]

When a cop asks to see your licence.....

"It's back there on the bumper, man!"


(Up in Smoke)

[Hiflyer]

"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room." - Iceman

[yachtie10]

I'm the Knight Rider baby, I'm a Fuel Injected Death Machine...
(Mad Max One)



Great quote but im sure it is
I'm the Knight Rider baby, I'm a Fuel Injected Suicide Machine...


Then theres Maxs quote
Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.

now I am goiing to have to watch it again

[mashman]

Hauer carries it though, absolutely.

:yes: no question (i read somewhere that he improvised the tears in rain bit and they left it in)...

Captain Mal Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave

[neels]

Holy Shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick.

[Swoop]

I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on... (E.Blackadder)

Also:

George, who is using the family brain cell at the moment? (E. Blackadder).

[Hiflyer]

Holy Shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick.

You've never said that!?

[DMNTD]

You've never said that!?

Maybe he hasn't met you yet :sunny:

[Hiflyer]

Maybe he hasn't met you yet :sunny:

:gob:


or your z1000 :sunny:

[JimO]

come wid me if u want to liff

[Jackal]

"It's 106 miles to Chicargo, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Elwood - "Shit!"
Jake - "What."
Elwood - "Rollers."
Jake - "Na."
Elwood - "Yeah."
Jake - "Shit!"

[Dave Lobster]

I'm chilling out. Eating cheese and drinking wine.
http://img.youtube.com/vi/cBiSKaAms5E/0.jpg

[Mental Trousers]

Where would we be without Full Metal Jacket?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you." - Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress." - Full Metal Jacket

Pogue Colonel - "Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over." - Full Metal Jacket

Private Joker - "I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?" - Full Metal Jacket

[Maha]

''You're a fuckwit Ray''....Bruno Lawrence (Smash Palace)

But I dont know anyone called ray...:innocent:

[Fatt Max]

Never rub another man's Rhubarb - jack Nicholson, Batman

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match - Sean Connery, Diamonds are Forever

Fuck off you cunt - Vinnie Jones, The Mean machine

All of a sudden I have this awful pain in my arse - Hugh Grant, 2 weeks notice

Freedom...!! - Mel Gibson, Braveheart

I dont want to be Mr Brown, it sounds like Mr Shit - Quinten Tarrantino, Resorvior Dogs (I wonder if that is what Len said at the innaugral Super City Meeting..??)

Ah, ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ahhhhhhh.......a - Johnny Weismuller, Tarzan

[Scuba_Steve]

not necessarily one I want to use in real life but a quote I quite like from the movie Monsters
"My roommate was studying to become a meteorologist, when I asked him why he said its the only job I can get totally wrong everyday and still not get fired"

[Fatt Max]

not necessarily one I want to use in real life but a quote I quite like from the movie Monsters
"My roommate was studying to become a meteorologist, when I asked him why he said its the only job I can get totally wrong everyday and still not get fired"

That is classic wisdom mate

[EJK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

I used it on my first date.

[EJK]

OK on serious note:

*"When in doubt, fuck!!!" - From Scent of a Woman (Al Paccino)




Ah I have HEAPS but it just pops out depending on the situation. Can't really think of them now.

[KiWiP]

I used it on my first date.

Please, please, please tell me it worked :wari:

[Gareth123]

Live for nothing or die for something.

Rambo

[shafty]

Tell him he's dreamin..............The Castle

[EJK]

Oh I got one. It's not from a movie but from a TV series Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
This one guy brags about how he became a right-hand person for Batiatus (name of a guy). So this other guy says to him "Oh, the one (refering to the "right-hand") he wipes his ass with?"

Seriously, I PRAY for an opportunity to use this line.

[Maha]

''Jack I love you''.

[tri boy]

This classic is full of great lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H87sCyvcsC8

[Swoop]

a quote I quite like from the movie Monsters
"My roommate was studying to become a meteorologist, when I asked him why he said its the only job I can get totally wrong everyday and still not get fired"
He is slightly wrong.
"Economist" is the other job that falls into that category.

[Drew]

Not from a movie, or any work of fiction.

Winston Churchill was once quoted as saying after, a woman loudly proclaimed her indignation at his state of sobriety. "And you madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober"!

[Pussy]

Not from a movie, or any work of fiction.

Winston Churchill was once quoted as saying after, a woman loudly proclaimed her indignation at his state of sobriety. "And you madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober"!

I read an exerpt taken from the hansard from the British parliament at the turn of the 1900s.
One politician shouted to his opponent: "You will either die of the pox or on the gallows!"

It was retorted with: "That, sir, depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your principles!"

Nice work!

[Smifffy]

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Followed closely by "We don't need no steeenking badges"

[Smifffy]

Where would we be without Full Metal Jacket?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you." - Full Metal Jacket


I'm visiting with wife's family at the moment, and the other day we were at a restaurant for lunch. The waiter (different breed over here) reaches across the table to refill wife's glass, and says "Please excuse me while I reach around".

I said "Now that's a common courtesy". Mother in-law and widowed aunt both sat there smiling happily and nodding, wife elbows me in ribs.

[munster]

Not a movie line, but some of Winston Churchills would be great to use:

Lady Astor: You Sir are drunk!
Winston Churchill: And you Madame are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober


Lady Astor: If I were your wife, I would poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: and if I were your husband, I would drink it.

[avgas]

"It's 106 miles to Chicargo, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Elwood - "Shit!"
Jake - "What."
Elwood - "Rollers."
Jake - "Na."
Elwood - "Yeah."
Jake - "Shit!"
That movie was awesome. Another goodie from it was:

Jake: "What happened to the Bluesmobile?!"
Elwood: "I traded it for a microphone."
Jake: "Okay. I can see that."

[avgas]

American Pie "Suck me beautiful"

[Owl]

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ooooooh yeah"

Come In My Ass, Not In My Mouth Part 2

[mashman]

That movie was awesome. Another goodie from it was:

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?... Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

[Big Dave]

'Those are my principals. If you don't like them...I have others'. Marx, G.

[Blackshear]

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?... Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

I'm on a mission.



From God.

[The Stranger]

Where would we be without Full Metal Jacket?


We'd be much better off - with pulp fiction.
Aside from those already quoted who can forget "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" or "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"

"Will you hand me a towel, tulip?"
"Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid."

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."
"I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian."

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Quentin Tarantino is the man!

[HenryDorsetCase]

We'd be much better off - with pulp fiction.
Aside from those already quoted who can forget "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" or "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"

"Will you hand me a towel, tulip?"
"Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid."

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."
"I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian."

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Quentin Tarantino is the man!

I dont dig on swine.

Personality goes a long way.

It'd have to be a hundred times more charming than that Arnold on Greenacres

We need shotguns for this


Does he look like a bitch?

You're just going to shake her hand politely, go home, jerk off, and that'll be the end of it.


sorry, those are from memory, I havent watched the film in a while

[Usarka]

+1 to PF

May I try some of your tasty beverage?

It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker.

Royale with Cheese.

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[avgas]

Vinny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0311563/): I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?

Bullet Tooth Tony (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005068/): You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Vinny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0311563/): It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

[mashman]

V quoting Jefferson: "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people"

Charlie Croker: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

[Smifffy]

I tried being reasonable once. I didn't like it.

It's not a motorcycle. It's a chopper baby.

[avgas]

Zorak (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0188554/): You dance like a woman.
Space Ghost (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522944/): I dance like a woman... if she were a man!
Zorak (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0188554/): Well... ya got me there.

Space Ghost (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522944/): Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.

Space Ghost (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522944/): Because it's more fantastical.

Space Ghost (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0522944/): Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.

[Usarka]

....and your beer tastes like piss.

We know, cause we piss in it!

[tri boy]

"Ritchie, will you eat my pussy.......please"
"Ummm, sure"
(Dusk till Dawn)

[tri boy]

Bar tender (Cheech)
"Is there something in the guitar case?"
Antonio Banderras
"Yeah, a guitar"

Desperado

[Pussy]

This would be good! :)

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[Fatt Max]

...a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by a 'orrible cunt......me.....

[pete376403]

Just about the entire dialog of PF...
f'rinstance " I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What’s the nigger gonna do? He’s Samoan."

[DMNTD]

Is Dave there man? :doobey:

[JimO]

daves not here

[scissorhands]

We just want to be free, free to ride our machines, and not get hassled by the man.

And get loaded, yeah, we want to get loaded!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwB_Mrnwr_8

[specter]

"thats my bread and butter your fucking with" - metalocalypse

"yeah, i blow a hole in you're face and then ill go back into my house and ill sleep like a baby. you can count on that. we used to stack fucks like you 5ft high in korea and use ya for sandbags" - gran tourino

[Smifffy]

Dyin' ain't much of a living.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

[wysper]

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

I like that one...

One I would like to use if from Happy Gilmore.

Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

[HQfiend]

Losers always whine about doing their best.........winners go home and fuck the prom queen! Sean Connery - The Rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-pIwA-E-UY

[Babelfish]

Loads....latest is "youth in revolt"

"I wanna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown you are"

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[davebullet]

I got to use this one at school to a teacher after a scrap and the release of the first Rambo movie: "He drew first blood, not me!"

[DMNTD]

"You gonna bark all day lil' doggy or ya gonna bite?!"

[Usarka]

Who's we?

Smith and Wesson... and me.

[Hans]

Mal: Wheel never stops turning, Badger.
Badger: That only matters to the people on the rim.

[EJK]

Another one from FMJ.

Animal Mother: "You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"



Oh yeah~ I'd like to use that one day.

[Indiana_Jones]

So many to choose from, use them from time to time, lastest one I can think of was "Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash"

-Indy

[Smifffy]

have used this one from time to time:

"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."


These days I usually just cut it down to "Jack left town" with regard to an imbecile trying to take charge.

[EJK]

*When someone grabs by the arm*

"Careful. This suit cost more than your education."
(line from Jurassic Park: The lost world)

[flyingcr250]

"yes they deserved to die, and i hope they burn in hell" dave chappelle

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[kasper]

Simon: Captain, why did you come back for us?
Mal: You're on my crew.
Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?
Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

and i even managed to use this during a paintball match. the guy was pinned down and every one really hated him. but we were geting low on reserves, and i had about a thousand rounds more than the other guys did.

[Indiana_Jones]

"Look, you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine"



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-Indy

[scumdog]

"Look, you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine"



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-Indy
Wow, I was 15 when that movie came out (so to speak!)

"I ain't nobody dork"

[Indiana_Jones]

Wow, I was 15 when that movie came out (so to speak!)

"I ain't nobody dork"

lol.

Love this film.

Also liked "The sand pebbles"

-Indy

[Smifffy]

"I'm shakin' it boss!"

[firefighter]

"Well what have we got here a fucken comedian, I admire your honesty, hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!".....not necessarily my favourite quote but a good one.

From 2.07, but any of this 10 minutes worth of abuse i've either used or am still awaiting the right moment, i'm pretty close to knowing it off by heart now!

In fact another part not in this vid which is up there and I have used, "I'm going to cut off your balls, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world"......

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[EJK]

It's not on IMDB Quotes but from K19: The Widowmaker there is a part that goes something like this (from memory):

*K19 submarine practice fails*
"Give me a name!"
"You want a name? I'll give you my name! Mikhail Polenin!"

Cool leader :cool:

[nudemetalz]

"Well what have we got here a fucken comedian, I admire you're honesty, hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!".....not necessarily my favourite quote but a good one.

From 2.07, but any of this 10 minutes worth of abuse i've either used or am still awaiting the right moment, i'm pretty close to knowing it off by heart now!

In fact another part not in this vid which is up there and I have used, "I'm going to cut off your balls, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world"......

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"you'd best unf@ck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck..!!!"

Love it !!!

[flyingcr250]

saw this one last night, made me laugh,

"dont you know who i am?, im the juggernaut bitch!"

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[EJK]

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Actually I want to say this to the people around me everyday.

[KiWiP]

Quick butler, my cane and pants, I'm going out!
Jo Wilson. Bright Lights (1935)

[PrincessBandit]

"He looks like a ken-doll" - random chick in Meet the Spartans.

[Pixie]

Roy Batty - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

" wake up , time to die"

[Pixie]

We want to be free! We want to be free to do what we want to do! We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time! And that’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna have a good time. We’re gonna have a party!

[Bald Eagle]

"You cant park that there"

"I'm not parking, I'm abandoning it"

from Stripes .

[yod]

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum!" _ Roddy Piper in They Live, 1988.

classic cheeseball movie...

[sil3nt]

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum!" _ Roddy Piper in They Live, 1988.

classic cheeseball movie...Not from the movie but even better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Owg_ib5YlQ

Wouldn't mind using this line sometime...
"i dreamed the other night that my cock was a giant tri-masted spanish galleon"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9cSbc1RwoY

[KiWiP]

"What kind of fucked up message is that?"

In response to "I motivate people to avoid commitment" George Clooney in 'Up in the Air'

Got to use that in a meeting with the senior brass haha

[Indiana_Jones]

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This I did use in a work meeting when we went around saying our names lol

-Indy

[scumdog]

We want to be free! We want to be free to do what we want to do! We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time! And that’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna have a good time. We’re gonna have a party!


'Easy Rider' at a wild guess??:blink:

[Virago]

'Easy Rider' at a wild guess??:blink:

Nah - "The Wild Angels" - makes Easy Rider look like Walt Disney...

[admenk]

Nah - "The Wild Angels" - makes Easy Rider look like Walt Disney...

That film is so bad it's good (does that makes sense?)

[flyingcrocodile46]

Not from a movie but have sorta accidentally blurted it out once.

My ex wife and I went to a birthday party for one of her friends and had been sitting around the dinner table listening to this girls father dribbling on all night about how he had done this, and done that, and this, and that etc.. gawd! how he he went on, and at one point actually had the extreme arrogance to lean back and say "Yep, I can safely say I have done just about everything". Before I had even formed the thought in my head, I blurted out.. "does that include small boys?" :gob: I couldn't believe I had said it out loud, but fortunately laughter erupted so the embarrassing (for me) moment passed. He just pretended that he hadn't heard it.

A line I made up on the spot in a similar situation. "Wow! If your ears could flap at half the speed of your lips, you would be able to fly."

A movie line I have often thought would be funny to say (from Lethal weapon)... " Why don't you go and play stink finger somewhere else"

[motor_mayhem]

Man on Fire:

"And now my friend, it's off to the next life for you. I guarantee you won't be lonely"

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. "

"Well, you know what they say. A bullet always tells the truth."

[marty]

Just yesterday, whilst arguing with a pilot, I actually told him to just go and 'do some of that pilot shit' and stop annoying me. he laughed, cause he knew where it came from too....

[Conquiztador]

"Trust me, I know what I am doing" not from a movie, from Sledge Hammer (the BEST TV series ever!) And yes, I use it daily. ;-)

[Usarka]

I always use:

I'm deadly serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[scumdog]

"Trust me, I know what I am doing" not from a movie, from Sledge Hammer (the BEST TV series ever!) And yes, I use it daily. ;-)

Classic show - but even before it started I had a small six-shooter hanging off my F100's mirror - maybe Sledge got the idea off me?:D

[Usarka]

Classic show - but even before it started I had a small six-shooter hanging off my F100's mirror - maybe Sledge got the idea off me?:D

If you take out a suicide jumper with a bazooka I will bow to you :not:

[bogan]

Yipee ki yay mutha fucka!

Probably often useable too I would think.

[BOGAR]

"Shoot them all and let god sort it out".
No idea where I heard it.

[Dean]

Fucku mee??? FUCKU YOUU!

[spinergy]

From Lock Stock;

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it

Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas

It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century, In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it

[Jdogg]

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...


You are a smelly pirate hooker, Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time...

[KiWiP]

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.

[short-circuit]

Some of these...

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and some of these...

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