For fuck sake, I've just been robbed...

[Fatt Max]

Cant fucking believe it...!!
Just got home, all my windows are broken and everything has gone....
I mean, for fuck sake...
That's no way to treat someone's advent calendar......

[John_H]

Cant fucking believe it...!!
Just got home, all my windows are broken and everything has gone....
I mean, for fuck sake...
That's no way to treat someone's advent calendar......

Was it a chocolate one? Bring back the death sentence if it was!

[kevfromcoro]

Shit thats no good max......

Go and check your fridge,,, and see if they got away with any of your pies......

[JimO]

yea me too $600 to rego the hilux

[Oakie]

I suspect it was an inside job.

As an aside, I was in at Bunnings t' other day and I spied a spirit level and the brand was ... 'Fat Max'. I chortled. Go ahead, google 'Fat Max tools' and be amazed. (For God's sake make sure you don't google 'Fatt Max's tool' though or I won't be held responsible for the result.)

[piston broke]

Was it a chocolate one? Bring back the death sentence if it was!


they was dark chocolate too:love:

[John_H]

yea me too $600 to rego the hilux

Ha ha, just got ,mine through for my hilux too, ouch!

[Toaster]

You mean BURGLED i.e. entering a premises to commit theft.

Pie thieves..... damn their britches!!

WHY would they break ALL the windows?

All burglars, thieves and robbers should have their left hand cut off.... then tasered.... and if they cry, give them a tissue covered in pepper spray.

I hope your bike is okay. A nice motorcycle, sleeping bag, beer fridge and a microwave for the pies is all a man needs.

[Clean_up]

I suspect it was an inside job.

As an aside, I was in at Bunnings t' other day and I spied a spirit level and the brand was ... 'Fat Max'. I chortled. Go ahead, google 'Fat Max tools' and be amazed. (For God's sake make sure you don't google 'Fatt Max's tool' though or I won't be held responsible for the result.)

Just cause I'm a sucker for punishment, I actually googled Fatt Max's Tool, and it was quite a horrifying sight!!!! There were these 2" and 3" things everywhere :sick: The things being done with clamps looks interesting though.:blink:

[marty]

. (For God's sake make sure you don't google 'Fatt Max's tool' though or I won't be held responsible for the result.)


I'm holding you responsible:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/nzmarty/imagesqtbnANd9GcRn6vBKhzsg5LkEXgsoX_1axuMix4HY9e-uZwFpg44kkjBel7PQFw.jpg

[Pussy]

I suspect it was an inside job.

As an aside, I was in at Bunnings t' other day and I spied a spirit level and the brand was ... 'Fat Max'. I chortled. Go ahead, google 'Fat Max tools' and be amazed. (For God's sake make sure you don't google 'Fatt Max's tool' though or I won't be held responsible for the result.)

Just a helpful piece of trivia for you....
The bubbles in spirit levels are actually fish farts.

You're welcome

[Foxzee]

OHHHH for FFS this sucks FM....just when things were getting back on track for ya..really gutted to hear this but at least you, Mrs FM and Jnr are ok...

Text ya soon.....

the Foxzee X Ronin clan....hugs to all

[doc]

Bet it was that "Big Save Chick" Karma works in strange ways :shifty:

[piston broke]

truth be told,it was arlo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g266Uwp6ZnI

for some reason this reminds me of fatt maxx

150 mph pie ways and pie hundred foot downways

[piston broke]

puttin loads on fannie


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GiKAa7tbiY&feature=related

[Berries]

Have you not heard about advent diaries ?

Chocolate is for life, not just for Christmas.

[HenryDorsetCase]

You mean BURGLED i.e. entering a premises to commit theft.

Pie thieves..... damn their britches!!

WHY would they break ALL the windows?

All burglars, thieves and robbers should have their left hand cut off.... then tasered.... and if they cry, give them a tissue covered in pepper spray.

I hope your bike is okay. A nice motorcycle, sleeping bag, beer fridge and a microwave for the pies is all a man needs.

some might say, a fair maiden to step and fetch said beers and pies, warm the said sleeping bag, operate said microwave, not to mention, perform ablutions on said motorbike might be useful.

I would never demean my sisters in that way, of course. Right on!

[onearmedbandit]

OHHHH for FFS this sucks FM....just when things were getting back on track for ya..really gutted to hear this but at least you, Mrs FM and Jnr are ok...

Text ya soon.....

the Foxzee X Ronin clan....hugs to all

All he needs right now is another chocolate filled calendar and I'm sure he'll be fine.

[Swoop]

They make an advent calendar with pies behind the doors??????????:gob::yes::woohoo:
(surely the only type FM would buy):blip:

[HenryDorsetCase]

They make an advent calendar with pies behind the doors??????????:gob::yes::woohoo:
(surely the only type FM would buy):blip:

If "they" don't, SOMEBODY should!!!

[Banditbandit]

Just cause I'm a sucker for punishment, I actually googled Fatt Max's Tool, and it was quite a horrifying sight!!!! There were these 2" and 3" things everywhere :sick: The things being done with clamps looks interesting though.:blink:

Huh? All I got was a variety of Stanley Knives ..

Bugga Max ... apart from the chocolate Advent Calendar (:facepalm:) I hope you're OK ..

[Genestho]

Cant fucking believe it...!!
Just got home, all my windows are broken and everything has gone....
I mean, for fuck sake...
That's no way to treat someone's advent calendar......
You too!!?? :crybaby:WTF!
Could it be? An organised syndicate!?
I Suspect it's an inside job!! :shifty:

[Hiflyer]

Read the post again people.... :facepalm:

[Genestho]

Read the post again people.... :facepalm:
:lol:
p'raps I should've added a photo of two advent calenders cleaned out eh?:p LOL..my bad...

[Hiflyer]

:lol:
p'raps I should've added a photo of two advent calenders cleaned out eh?:p LOL..my bad...

haha naaaa. I actually felt bad. FM had that accident, now he's "been robbed" but then I clicked. :blink:

Am I a bad person for ending the joke?? :corn:

[Bren]

You are a bad bad man Max, stringing these people along like that....just found the post and was cracking up!.....Shows us who the skim readers are anyway

[Fatt Max]

..........to all you dear people who thought I had, in fact, been robbed.

This was a joke a great mate of mine from the UK sent me so I posted it up. Sorry if anyone got a shock. It's true, bikers are fucking great people, I've had a few messages of help and sympathy and really do appreciate them, thanks guys

Sorry again, bastard of a joke eh

Peace xxxx

[MSTRS]

....bikers are fucking great people...

Now hang on - we're not fussy - great or small - we fuck 'em all...

[Genestho]

..........to all you dear people who thought I had, in fact, been robbed.

This was a joke a great mate of mine from the UK sent me so I posted it up. Sorry if anyone got a shock. It's true, bikers are fucking great people, I've had a few messages of help and sympathy and really do appreciate them, thanks guys

Sorry again, bastard of a joke eh

Peace xxxx
No way I'd have taken the wees if I'd known it was true, that'd be gutting at this (or any..) time of year! But I know you know that! :)


haha naaaa. I actually felt bad. FM had that accident, now he's "been robbed" but then I clicked. :blink:

Am I a bad person for ending the joke?? :corn:

lol, no - you care! That's a good thing!!! :)

[nodrog]

..........to all you dear people who thought I had, in fact, been robbed.

This was a joke a great mate of mine from the UK sent me so I posted it up. Sorry if anyone got a shock. It's true, bikers are fucking great people, I've had a few messages of help and sympathy and really do appreciate them, thanks guys

Sorry again, bastard of a joke eh

Peace xxxx

LOL, you fuckin Salad Dodger.

Fanny.

[phiretrojan]

Cant fucking believe it...!!
Just got home, all my windows are broken and everything has gone....
I mean, for fuck sake...
That's no way to treat someone's advent calendar......

Sorry to hear your lost without doubt house insurance for the win, good way to get your goods all Brand new again, =) so it can be a good thing =) but a pain at the sametime

[Ronin]

We need a flow chart:

Read ===> Comprehend ===> Reply

[MadDuck]

We need a flow chart:

Read ===> Comprehend ===> Reply

There is a flaw with your suggestion. Reading and comprehension are not prerequisites for joining an online forum.....:blink:

[The Everlasting]

..........to all you dear people who thought I had, in fact, been robbed.

This was a joke a great mate of mine from the UK sent me so I posted it up. Sorry if anyone got a shock. It's true, bikers are fucking great people, I've had a few messages of help and sympathy and really do appreciate them, thanks guys

Sorry again, bastard of a joke eh

Peace xxxx


Haha I had a feeling it was a joke..:P

but yeah a pretty mean joke!

[Gremlin]

I got it...

Can we burn him anyway?

[Fatt Max]

I got it...

Can we burn him anyway?

You have to catch me first, chubby cheeks....xxxxx

[Pussy]

I've got chubby arse cheeks....xxxxx

There.... fixed it for you! :D

[Maha]

You have to catch me chubby....xxxxx

Fixed it again....:corn:

[MSTRS]

I've got a chubby...try and catch me....xxxxx

You'd think he'd get it right without us having to 'help'...

[Pussy]

You'd think he'd get it right without us having to 'help'...

.... and we get no thanks for this tireless editting work either, John!....

[MSTRS]

Under-appreciated, is what we are...

[Bren]

Under-appreciated, is what we are...

Better than being under a chubby....hehe

[Fatt Max]

.......thanks guys for fixing up my chubby bits. Sorry I didnt say thanks earlier, I was out for a blat on my bike in the afternoon sun. I had VERY sweaty botty so I have taken the seat off and am selling sniffs for $2, touches for $5 and licks for a tenner....

I can do a Big Wednesday Sniff/touch/lick combo for $12, thats a massive $5 saving. Let me know if you want one for yourself or for someone special at christmas....

But wait, there's more.....

Call within the next 15 minutes and you get a free 'Arse Crusty' wax strip with free pubes

This offer is too good to miss, call 0800 FUCKOFFYOU FATCUNT now to take advantage of this once in a A&E dept offer......

Visa/Mastercard/AMEX taken........up the botty.....

[Oakie]

.
Call within the next 15 minutes and you get a free 'Arse Crusty' wax strip with free pubes

Do you get wafers with it?

[Bren]

oh i am almost ashamed Max....you are a Deviant of the First Order

[MadDuck]

.......Visa/Mastercard/AMEX taken............

What no "Diners" :innocent:

[Pussy]

.......thanks guys for fixing up my chubby bits. Sorry I didnt say thanks earlier, I was out for a blat on my bike in the afternoon sun. I had VERY sweaty botty so I have taken the seat off and am selling sniffs for $2, touches for $5 and licks for a tenner....

I can do a Big Wednesday Sniff/touch/lick combo for $12, thats a massive $5 saving. Let me know if you want one for yourself or for someone special at christmas....

But wait, there's more.....

Call within the next 15 minutes and you get a free 'Arse Crusty' wax strip with free pubes

This offer is too good to miss, call 0800 FUCKOFFYOU FATCUNT now to take advantage of this once in a A&E dept offer......

Visa/Mastercard/AMEX taken........up the botty.....

It's a tempting offer.....

But I'll go for the punch in the throat, thanks! :)

[Oakie]

It's a tempting offer.....

But I'll go for the punch in the throat, thanks! :)

...I'm offering you a dagger up the clitoris.....

[Pussy]

...I'm offering you a dagger up the clitoris.....

(in a high octave) Ooooh, it's tempting, Brian!

[Pussy]

Here you go, Oakie! :)

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[Oakie]

Bless you.

[rwh]

some might say, a fair maiden to ... perform ablutions on said motorbike might be useful.

And preferably wash it afterwards?

Richard