What is a Calorie?

[YellowDog]

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Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.

MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS

[hayd3n]

its like a calvery

[LBD]

I got three wardrobes in two countries all miles apart and guess what....all three are infested