Bizarre German bike fetish

[SpankMe]

What the hell is this (http://www.fighters-point.de/Umbauten.htm) about??? Really weird German bike style. Do these guys have masochistic nuts?<br /><br />

[vifferman]

It's not just the seats - the handlebars are weird too!

I think you must be right - these are S/M tools (for tools who are into S/M) ...:weird:

[MSTRS]

Svivel der piktur anticlockvise 45degrees unt you vill unterstant

[Paul in NZ]

Now go and look at the Triumph Speed Triple and the ST..... Same kicked up the arse look!

There are some real whackos in europe right now!

[Fordy]

Do these guys have masochistic nuts?<br />

Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's [are] so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all!

:niceone:

[Quasievil]

They look bloody stupid if not ridiculous :rofl:

[bugjuice]

wtf..?? may be it helps wheelies...?? By the time you're at a decent angle, the tail of the bike is flat, thus you can balance better.... just some quick BS I came up with now

The Gerrys are strange ones. I remember seeing some 'hot' cars, or so they thought. While the rest of the world are trying to fit 22" mags to their minis, the Germans are fitting 12" rims to their utes etc.. to them, smaller, the better. Go figure..

[SpankMe]

I can't decide if the bike looks like its goose stepping or giving the Nazi salute.

[Biff]

I don't know about the guys that designed these bikes being nuts, but my nuts wouldn't talk to me if I even looked at one of those. If I rode one we'd be divorced by lunchtime and arguing over custody of my penis by the evening.

[Wolf]

I don't know about the guys that designed these bikes being nuts, but my nuts wouldn't talk to me if I even looked at one of those. If I rode one we'd be divorced by lunchtime and arguing over custody of my penis by the evening.
A bit more graphic than many of us would have preferred, but , hey.

[Biff]

A bit more graphic than many of us would have preferred, but , hey.

You know you love it, you hairy beast you.

[Motu]

A characture of the modern sports bike....they are taking the mickey out of sports bikes...but you can't see it if you ride one I suppose.

[Bonez]

Hmmm, it seems evolution has reduced the knacker size of our European bike riding cousins.... :msn-wink:

[Bren_chch]

i am pretty sure i would not own one of them, and if i did i wouldnt ride it. I cant decide if that blade i posted a while back is as bad as those, hmmm i actually think they could be worse! EEEEEKK! :weird:

[SpankMe]

and an SV. :sick:

[Steam]

Yep that's weird. But this is a weirder German bike. The forks are made of Iron-bound Oak for craps sake! It runs on an air-cooled 1440cc single cyinder tractor engine, with an alloy piston so it doesn't shake apart.

[Mr. Peanut]

What the hell is this (http://www.fighters-point.de/Umbauten.htm) about??? Really weird German bike style. Do these guys have masochistic nuts?<br /><br />

The componentry on that first one is awesome, I think it has NOS, and it would probably be a stunner in the flesh. The rest are a bit odd.

[Disco Dan]

yet again the Germans have shown us they have no balls, and little respect for anyone elses!

it looks like they all went for a ride to the local car crusher and parked a bit too close!!

[placidfemme]

Those bikes just look like they've been rear-ended... Gotta give them some respect for blinging thier bikes up... even if its not to our own taste

[crack]

Never underestimate the Bosch Corporal Jones, never underestimate the Bosch, thats what I say Corporal Jones, Thats what I say.

( Captain Mannering)

[crack]

Dam Steam:

That is the ULTIMATE RAT BIKE, I want one?

Bloody neat, fuel tank in the bars, wooden forks, great big f--- off single slugger.

Needs a megaphone though.

[terbang]

Do these guys have masochistic nuts?

Narp its a girls bike..!

[0arbreaka]

what have they been smoking????









i want some...

[ZeroIndex]

so.. if one was to stunt-bike one of those, would one need a 11-o'clock or a 1-o'clock bar?

[jonbuoy]

They would be more comfy on one wheel than two.

[Big Dave]

Now go and look at the Triumph Speed Triple and the ST..... Same kicked up the arse look!

There are some real whackos in europe right now!

But they are very comfortable. The ST particularly.

[Twig]

They've taken perfectly good bikes and wrecked them.

[Grantasaurus]

Is that bike specially made for an Amish 1% gang?

[Grantasaurus]

I mean, it does have a very "of the land" look to it, doesn't it?

[HenryDorsetCase]

Dam Steam:

That is the ULTIMATE RAT BIKE, I want one?

Bloody neat, fuel tank in the bars, wooden forks, great big f--- off single slugger.

Needs a megaphone though.


they're a bunch of pussies though. a real man would be kick starting the thing.

(have you me my mate "Lefty" Schmidt?")

[0arbreaka]

only a south islander would say that