Fanuary 2011

[Genie]

Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!

It's when all women let their fannys grow freely all January to raise money for cervical cancer.

Get involved!!.....wax is wack, we're bringing the muff back!!!!

Maybe after Fanuary the guys will know exactly how we feel with their mo's Bahahaha....... repost and support!!


Just read this over on FB and I giggled, hope you might also.

Merry Christmas

[firefighter]

Yeah saw that crap last year.......that's filth. It's summer time then too......:sick:

[mattian]

I have always been a fan of the bush. Love getting lost in the undergrowth........


but seriously though. Its for a very good cause.

[Genie]

Yuk, it's a disgusting idea and would be very unhygenic. Friggin uncomfortable I'd think as well, how would one push all that overgrowth into a tiny g!

[Ronin]

Before and after pics or it never happened.

[firefighter]

I have always been a fan of the bush. Love getting lost in the undergrowth........

but seriously though. Its for a very good cause.

Fuck that warrior shit! Surely they could just not wear make-up for a month. In all honesty the only people who will be made aware of it are the ones gaining access to it, and unless the women is fucking half of the city it's not exactly achieving fuckall.

No-make-up would actually be showing support, as people would be aware of it. Unless you ladies are going to walk around telling everyone 'my vachina is hairy' or flashing everyone.....


Before and after pics or it never happened.

I'm with you :innocent:

[superman]

We get bombarded all year with ads on cervical cancer and breast cancer. There are barely any on Prostate cancer except in Movember even though just as many guys die of it as women of breast cancer.

Movember is there to raise awareness because it's needed... I think everyone is plenty aware of the vaccines for cervical cancer and constant breast screenings by now :facepalm:

But as said in high school... If there's hair on the muff she's old enough... Grass on the wicket, it's good to play cricket :p

[Mom]

I think everyone is plenty aware of the vaccines for cervical cancer


You guys might want to consider vacinating yourselves/your boys for the HPV virus as it causes throat cancer in men as well as cervical cancer in woman - truth. My mother had cervical cancer and was a survivor, my brother is currently undertaking treatment for throat cancer caused by the same virus. Scarey shit!

I guess the bottom line is we all have to take responsibility for our own health and be proactive in seeking screening and self examining for these things that can sneak up on you and kill you if ignored. As far as breast screening goes, the official screening starts at 45, most breast cancers are detected in women before that age.

[slofox]

Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!

It's when all women let their fannys grow freely all January to raise money for cervical cancer.

Get involved!!.....wax is wack, we're bringing the muff back!!!!

Maybe after Fanuary the guys will know exactly how we feel with their mo's Bahahaha....... repost and support!!


Just read this over on FB and I giggled, hope you might also.

Merry Christmas


Bloody good idea - I'm all in favour of it.

I'll volunteer to choose the "best" at the end of Fanuary if ya like...:devil2:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Yuk, it's a disgusting idea and would be very unhygenic. Friggin uncomfortable I'd think as well, how would one push all that overgrowth into a tiny g!

Nothing a bit of shampube won't fix. Slick it down with a bit of hair gel maybe?

[riffer]

Nothing a bit of shampube won't fix. Slick it down with a bit of hair gel maybe?

Or corn row plaits. Whatever you're into I guess. Get into the spirit of it!

[george formby]

Their was a comedienne on telly last night who claimed to have straightened her pubes, reckoned they ended up knee length but on the plus side completely hid any indication of camel toe. Fascinating. I shall be on the look out over the coming weeks for any indication of Spaniel's lugs sauntering past my shop. Oh happy day!:yes: a bit of thigh fringe to brighten my day.

[Sully One]

It is somewhat public guys....the girls who do it for REAL actually do have to upload before and after pics and there are prizes for 'best presentation' etc etc

There is a whole website dedicated to first bare and then hairy and arranged muff art.

.....So MUM tells me....

[george formby]

I must get the missus up to speed on this, it's been ages since i had the chance to do my David Bellamy impersonation.

Long live the furry cup!

[Toaster]

Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!

It's when all women let their fannys grow freely all January to raise money for cervical cancer.

Well I am growing a beard and am a cunt. Does that count?

[XxKiTtiExX]

Or corn row plaits. Whatever you're into I guess. Get into the spirit of it!


Now thats an idea!!! Or bleach then dye them pink?

[Maha]

Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!

It's when all women let their fannys grow freely all January to raise money for cervical cancer.

Get involved!!.....wax is wack, we're bringing the muff back!!!!

Maybe after Fanuary the guys will know exactly how we feel with their mo's Bahahaha....... repost and support!!


Just read this over on FB and I giggled, hope you might also.

Merry Christmas

I took part in Cocktober, came a distant 15th.....:facepalm:

[Genie]

I took part in Cocktober, came a distant 15th.....:facepalm:

How much growth did you manage???

[Foxzee]

I took part in Cocktober, came a distant 15th.....:facepalm:


How much growth did you manage???

Knob much by the sound of it.........

[MSTRS]

Now this is a great idea.

We've all seen how women rush here and there, shopping and coffee-ing with the girls, etc. This is because they get bored. Nature made them that way - easily bored- but nature is a also wonderful thing. It ensured their pubes grew long and lush. This was so that when boredom beckoned, instead of rushing out and about getting into mischief with their friends, and spending their man's hard-earned, they could stay quietly at home plaiting those pubes into ever-more-interesting shapes and designs.
And man developed along a complimentary path...he likes his woman to stay at home and put on displays for him.

So come on girls...
Get back to how nature intended.
:love:

[Toaster]

I took part in Cocktober, came a distant 15th.....:facepalm:

Stiff competition huh?

[Maha]

Knob much by the sound of it.........

I'll have you know it doubled in size, now just over 2cm.....:wings:

[Genie]

Small things are so cute...http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/05/24/1225870/321653-speck.jpg

[Maha]

Stiff competition huh?

Only until the Suzuki owners left the building.....:corn:

[george formby]

I'll have you know it doubled in size, now just over 2cm.....:wings:

Like a snail with an Afro?

[Maha]

Like a snail with an Afro?

Something like that....dreds actually.

[Genie]

there has been talk of corn plaits or some such weird hippy thing...I'm confused (again)

[Foxzee]

Something like that....dreds actually.

You did know that Cocktober and Movember where designed for different ends of the anatomy aye Maha...seems you have created a Cocktail from your further descriptions.....:facepalm:

Oh please no pics to prove me wrong........roflmao!

[Oakie]

It is somewhat public guys....the girls who do it for REAL actually do have to upload before and after pics and there are prizes for 'best presentation' etc etc

There is a whole website dedicated to first bare and then hairy and arranged muff art.

Sort of like a topiary?

For those who think a topiary is a small cute african marsupial ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topiary

[Laava]

Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!
Merry Christmas[/I]

I can't wait for Munch!

[marty]

fuck the hairy bush. it's just not right

i'll just donate $100, won't grow a dirty sanchez, and you can keep yourself nice and trimmed - guilt free.

[Cayman911]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yIlX5ZKHRU

[slofox]

fuck the hairy bush. it's just not right


Did you know that research shows that men who like shaved muff are really incipient paedophiles..?

[imdying]

Did you know that research shows that men who like shaved muff are really incipient paedophiles..?

Oh Hai!

<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f3SZ5Tu916o/S8oMjXM7bVI/AAAAAAAAQfA/WHq5GqoU3vA/s1600/pedobear.png" />

[Scouse]

Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!

It's when all women let their fannys grow freely all January to raise money for cervical cancer.

Get involved!!.....wax is wack, we're bringing the muff back!!!!

Maybe after Fanuary the guys will know exactly how we feel with their mo's Bahahaha....... repost and support!!


Just read this over on FB and I giggled, hope you might also.

Merry ChristmasI hope there is a show and tell that goes along with this Genie

[ducatilover]

I'd like to see a Fanurary entrant try to make a Beagle out of their quim-whiskers.
Is is cheating if a merkin is used?

[rachprice]

You guys might want to consider vacinating yourselves/your boys for the HPV virus as it causes throat cancer in men as well as cervical cancer in woman - truth. My mother had cervical cancer and was a survivor, my brother is currently undertaking treatment for throat cancer caused by the same virus. Scarey shit!

I guess the bottom line is we all have to take responsibility for our own health and be proactive in seeking screening and self examining for these things that can sneak up on you and kill you if ignored. As far as breast screening goes, the official screening starts at 45, most breast cancers are detected in women before that age.

It also causes cancer of the penis

[SMOKEU]

It also causes cancer of the penis

I've never heard of that one before.

[Genie]

I've never heard of that one before.

I've a feeling that young Rach knows what she's talking about. Nasty nasty virus that one - silent and deadly.

As to this grow the bush thing, each to their own, let's keep it that way.

NO PICS PLEASE!

[imdying]

It also causes cancer of the penisThat's odd... I read on the interwebs that a hairy muff causes anger of the penis! :gob:

[Oakie]

I'd like to see a Fanurary entrant try to make a Beagle out of their quim-whiskers.

'Quim' Now that's a word I've not read for nearly 30 years. Quite an old term. I last read it (nearly typed 'came across it') in a collection of Victorian erotic literature called 'The Pearl'.

[ducatilover]

'Quim' Now that's a word I've not read for nearly 30 years. Quite an old term. I last read it (nearly typed 'came across it') in a collection of Victorian erotic literature called 'The Pearl'.

'Tis one of my favourites. :innocent:

[nadroj]

'Quim' Now that's a word I've not read for nearly 30 years. Quite an old term. I last read it (nearly typed 'came across it') in a collection of Victorian erotic literature called 'The Pearl'.

That reminds one of placing arrows in the quiver.

[marty]

from urban dictionary. I lol'd

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">quim </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1070888"> 111 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim#), 58 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_1070888"> buy quim mugs, tshirts and magnets (http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=quim&defid=1070888)
Female Genitalia.

from the Welsh "cwm" (valley)
The topiary on her quim was extraordinary!
</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Oakie]

from urban dictionary. I lol'd

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">quim </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1070888"> 111 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim#), 58 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_1070888"> buy quim mugs, tshirts and magnets (http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=quim&defid=1070888)
Female Genitalia.

from the Welsh "cwm" (valley)
The topiary on her quim was extraordinary!
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Cool! I used 'topiary' earlier in this thread! Spooky.:shit:

[ducatilover]

from urban dictionary. I lol'd



I need a Quim mug, shirt or magnet!!!!!! :love:

[Genie]

I need a Quim mug, shirt or magnet!!!!!! :love:


I'd a thought you had a quim magnet already?


Did you know that research shows that men who like shaved muff are really incipient paedophiles..?

Heard that one myself, kinda figures if you think about it, but then again, pubes between ya teeth, yeah, nah!


'Quim' Now that's a word I've not read for nearly 30 years. Quite an old term. I last read it (nearly typed 'came across it') in a collection of Victorian erotic literature called 'The Pearl'.

Quim....sexy word that one....bet 'The Pearl" was an erotic read.

[Oakie]

Quim....sexy word that one....bet 'The Pearl" was an erotic read.

Sure was. Still got it somewhere in my wardrobe. Hmmmm. Mrs Oakie and I used to read it together at bedtime 'from time to time'. Oops. TMI probably.

[ducatilover]

I'd a thought you had a quim magnet already?





Sadly I lost it when I acquired the wife. :bye:

[MSTRS]

Heard that one myself, kinda figures if you think about it, but then again, pubes between ya teeth, yeah, nah!


Silly girl! You're not supposed to bite it. The term 'eating' is figurative...

[Genie]

Sadly I lost it when I acquired the wife. :bye:

But it worked, you got you your very own quim to play with forever.


Silly girl! You're not supposed to bite it. The term 'eating' is figurative...

Well it's not like I'm ever going to be finding out is it?

[scumdog]

Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!

It's when all women let their fannys grow freely all January to raise money for cervical cancer.

Get involved!!.....wax is wack, we're bringing the muff back!!!!

Maybe after Fanuary the guys will know exactly how we feel with their mo's Bahahaha....... repost and support!!


Just read this over on FB and I giggled, hope you might also.

Merry Christmas

'Pics or it didn't happen'

[MSTRS]

Well it's not like I'm ever going to be finding out is it?

Nicely avoided the 'never' word...

[Fatt Max]

Nothing wrong with rummaging around in a wizards beard that you could lose a badger in

Good on ya girls.

They should have the mo and fan events in the same month. By the end of that month all you will hear in your street at night is the unmistakable sound of 'velcro ripping'.....and it sure as fuck wont be bikers removing their jackets...

[slofox]

Heard that one myself, kinda figures if you think about it, but then again, pubes between ya teeth, yeah, nah!



Flossing is GOOD for your gum health! :sunny:

[ducatilover]

But it worked, you got you your very own quim to play with forever.





I'm allowed to play with it?

I must mention that one day.

[Stirts]

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[george formby]

from urban dictionary. I lol'd

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">quim </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1070888"> 111 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim#), 58 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim#) </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_1070888"> buy quim mugs, tshirts and magnets (http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=quim&defid=1070888)
Female Genitalia.

from the Welsh "cwm" (valley)
The topiary on her quim was extraordinary!
</td></tr></tbody></table>

From the Profanasaurus

Quimle v To eat hairy pie. I will quimle, I was quimling, I have quimled, etc

Quiminals n Prison Lesbians..

Quimby n Middle person in a threesome, the filling in a sex sandwich aka "lucky Pierre"

[slofox]

That reminds one of placing arrows in the quiver.

There's nothin' quite like a quivering quim...