Cheap Lame Personalised Plates

[NC]

I'm so bored!
Have a look at the lame personalised plates that people had made, now they are flicking them off on trademe (http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/listings/listings_category.asp?mcat=0001-0093-&rewritten=true&sort_order=price_asc)


All though there is one for KwakaKid (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Personalised-Plates/auction-29200452.htm) :laugh:

[White trash]

Ha ha ha, Dr_nic.

Wonder who that could be....... :whistle:

[Biff]

Wotaloadofwank.

Cries of, "Look at me, Look at me". Arse biscuits.

[MrMelon]

tee hee
http://202.21.128.20/photoserver/95/9380595_full.jpg

[bugjuice]

I remember a couple of years ago some loser wanted to sell SRT10 for something like $10,000 thinking he could get away with it. Thing is, if you checked plates.co.nz at the time, the plate was still available, so he didn't even own it to start. The fact that there were no Dodge Viper SRT10s in the country didn't seem to matter..

[MrMelon]

Normally I thought it was a third nipple? :weird: :weird:
http://202.21.128.20/photoserver/24/10519124_full.jpg

[Devil]

I remember a couple of years ago some loser wanted to sell SRT10 for something like $10,000 thinking he could get away with it. Thing is, if you checked plates.co.nz at the time, the plate was still available, so he didn't even own it to start. The fact that there were no Dodge Viper SRT10s in the country didn't seem to matter..
Kinda smart. Taking the risk out of it! Someone dumbass offers you money for it, so you go buy it, then sell it to them. If you dont get offers, dont buy the plate :D

[NC]

tee hee
http://202.21.128.20/photoserver/95/9380595_full.jpg
Hahahaahaaha

[justsomeguy]

I'd like to get my real name at some point.

When I have the spare cash...... I feel a personalised plate is a nice finishing touch to your pride and joy... but only if you can spare the cash...

It's also something completely unique to your bike/car - like a custom paint job or some detailing, etc......

But that's just me.........:yes:

[bugjuice]

Kinda smart. Taking the risk out of it! Someone dumbass offers you money for it, so you go buy it, then sell it to them. If you dont get offers, dont buy the plate :D
yeah, is a good idea, but he was being a dick to start with, and the fact the car was new and not in the country, why would you buy such a plate to start with? Then when questioned about it, he just kept going and going with his story of BS.. was funny watching him squirm..

[bugjuice]

I'd like to get my real name at some point.

When I have the spare cash...... I feel a personalised plate is a nice finishing touch to your pride and joy... but only if you can spare the cash...

It's also something completely unique to your bike/car - like a custom paint job or some detailing, etc......

But that's just me.........:yes:
great idea, then when you cut someone up, or piss someone off, they already know who to start looking for...

BTW, I have your plate. You can have it for $10,000, but since you're a KB member, I'll let it go for half price

[MrMelon]

http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=tbn:1c6paUkSxIwJ:nk2.co.uk/buttons/LittleBritain.jpg

http://www.plates.co.nz/plates/temp/79c471ff7e765214288f59ac32437fd4.jpg

[NC]

http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=tbn:1c6paUkSxIwJ:nk2.co.uk/buttons/LittleBritain.jpg

http://www.plates.co.nz/plates/temp/79c471ff7e765214288f59ac32437fd4.jpg
This cake contains................
No nuts

[MrMelon]

It's for you... and it's still available
http://www.plates.co.nz/plates/temp/a980c69655f3209dd058a74506defdea.jpg

[NC]

It's for you... and it's still available
http://www.plates.co.nz/plates/temp/a980c69655f3209dd058a74506defdea.jpg
Oooooh nooooo! :laugh:

[bugjuice]

http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=tbn:1c6paUkSxIwJ:nk2.co.uk/buttons/LittleBritain.jpg

http://www.plates.co.nz/plates/temp/79c471ff7e765214288f59ac32437fd4.jpg
I wobble, I'm green, I'm solid yet liquid, I am jelly.
what am I....????

that was so funny.. what was the show again?

[MrMelon]

Little Britain!

It rules.

[bugjuice]

Little Britain!

It rules.
that's the one!

[StoneChucker]

I was thinking of getting a personalised plate, but can't think of anything good at the moment. If I could afford more than one, I'd go like Dave1, Dave2, etc... But, I think it'd be just for my bike. Not sure whether I should go with a bike model theme (R1, TheOne, YZFR1, etc...) or a humerous theme or whatnot. :weird:

[justsomeguy]

great idea, then when you cut someone up, or piss someone off, they already know who to start looking for...

BTW, I have your plate. You can have it for $10,000, but since you're a KB member, I'll let it go for half price

First off my name is pretty unique even among Indians...... please no need to mention it here...I value my privacy....so no one is likely to remember it anyway....and if I do get a p/plate it would be for a bike I ride after I get my full..... and trust me no cager is gonna have time to focus on it by the time I'm done doing my naughty stuff:ride:

[justsomeguy]

I was thinking of getting a personalised plate, but can't think of anything good at the moment. If I could afford more than one, I'd go like Dave1, Dave2, etc... But, I think it'd be just for my bike. Not sure whether I should go with a bike model theme (R1, TheOne, YZFR1, etc...) or a humerous theme or whatnot. :weird:

I'd go for something with universal appeal as that increases the plates appeal and value if you ever decide to sell.

[Eurygnomes]

Not sure whether I should go with a bike model theme

Hey SC, please go with the pithy plates not hte ones that reiterate the type of bike/car etc. I hate those ones. It's like this idiot at work who had an SSL5 (I think - who cares?) and the plate said SSL5. What a crap plate. :( I prefer those that are like "CTNK9" (for a pet shop). You actually get to engage your thinking gear for a moment on the road.

[Skunk]

The plate on our trail bike carrying van is lame: K BUS :weird:

[Skunk]

Here's a real lame one SPNKME (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Personalised-Plates/auction-29460665.htm) :rofl:

Does anyone know where to find SKUNK? Someone out there has it, but has never registered it to a vehicle... It was purchased 10 years ago. :weird:

[NC]

Here's a real lame one SPNKME (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Personalised-Plates/auction-29460665.htm) :rofl:

Does anyone know where to find SKUNK? Someone out there has it, but has never registered it to a vehicle... It was purchased 10 years ago. :weird:
I bet you it's on some hippies stoner wagon..:laugh:

[WINJA]

I'd like to get my real name at some point.

When I have the spare cash...... I feel a personalised plate is a nice finishing touch to your pride and joy... but only if you can spare the cash...

It's also something completely unique to your bike/car - like a custom paint job or some detailing, etc......

But that's just me.........:yes:
YUP HOMO IS STILL AVAILABLE

[NC]

YUP HOMO IS STILL AVAILABLE
:killingme I checked for that one too

[WINJA]

:killingme I checked for that one too
SO IS "NCSLAPA" AND "NC HO" UNFORTUNATELY THEY COULDNT FIT "NC30FATCHICK" ON A PLATE OR I WOULDA BOUGHT IT FOR YOU , DO YOU WANT THE CASH INSTEAD?

[NC]

DO YOU WANT THE CASH INSTEAD?
Yeah, this time don't take the condom off..

[WINJA]

Yeah, this time don't take the condom off..
FUCK NO YOUD HAVE TO PAY ME A STUD FEE THEN ,AND FOR MY PEDIGREE OF SCOTISH AND FIJIAN ID NEED ABOUT $10,000 +DIRT MONEY+GST.
(DIRT MONEY IS WHAT US ENGINEERS GET FOR A DIRTY UNHYGENIC LOCATION)

[WINJA]

FUCK OFF STEVE I SEE YA LURKIN

[inlinefour]

YUP HOMO IS STILL AVAILABLE

It would probably look good on the back of your bike and we'd all know who it was. :killingme

[justsomeguy]

It would probably look good on the back of your bike and we'd all know who it was. :killingme
Yeah - but he doesn't know how to ride a bike........ he just sits here and posts mama jokes........

[inlinefour]

Yeah - but he doesn't know how to ride a bike........ he just sits here and posts mama jokes........

And not particularly good ones at that... :weird:

[crazylittleshit]

Your all on drugs and I want some. :niceone:
Share......................... :nono:

[Waylander]

FUCK NO YOUD HAVE TO PAY ME A STUD FEE THEN ,AND FOR MY PEDIGREE OF SCOTISH AND FIJIAN ID NEED ABOUT $10,000 +DIRT MONEY+GST.
(DIRT MONEY IS WHAT US ENGINEERS GET FOR A DIRTY UNHYGENIC LOCATION)

Did you read that one right winja? She said DON'T take the condom of.


Anyway I'm with Eurygnomes on this one. Problem is all the really good ones are taken wich only leaves the cheesy crap ones.

[John]

Problem is all the really good ones are taken wich only leaves the cheesy crap ones.

Aren't you from america?

ZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

[Firefight]

YUP HOMO IS STILL AVAILABLE

thanks Winja, that reminds me of a prank we did to a work mate a couple of years ago, this guy on our shift was a bit of a "stud" or so he thought.

Anyway with a bit of help from a sigh writer dude we made a false plate and stuck it on his wagon. It was about a week later when another guy came up to him at the petrol station and said how much he admired the plate and our mate.. the plate "GAYBOY", got a pic of it somewhere will dig it out and try and get it scanned.

F/F :ride:

[Ixion]

Did you read that one right winja? She said DON'T take the condom of.
..

Yes, Mr WINJA read it correctly. Ms NC admonished him not to remove the prophylactic. Mr WINJA responded that he would not, since if he did he would be required to charge Ms NC a stud fee for the resultant insemination.

[doesn't it come across funny when you treat it all serious and poo faced :rofl: ]

[Ixion]

thanks Winja, that reminds me of a prank we did to a work mate a couple of years ago, this guy on our shift was a bit of a "stud" or so he thought.

Anyway with a bit of help from a sigh writer dude we made a false plate and stuck it on his wagon. It was about a week later when another guy came up to him at the petrol station and said how much he admired the plate and our mate.. the plate "GAYBOY", got a pic of it somewhere will dig it out and try and get it scanned.

F/F :ride:


Y,know, with modern sign writing technology , I suspect it wouldn't be hard to make a very convincing false plate. Find a vehicle same model as yours , make a plate with the same number, stick it on. If you cop a speed camera fine, or do a runner, police look up "your" number and go arrest some poor totally innocent sod. You could make a plate with a fictitious number , but if you got stopped and the police checked the number it wouldn't come up which would give the game away.

Don't like to think of how big the book would be that they'd throw at you if you got caught though.

There's another way too, which I think would be even sneakier , but I think I better shut up on that one.

[Firefight]

If you cop a speed camera fine, or do a runner, police look up "your" number and go arrest some poor totally innocent sod. You could make a plate with a fictitious number , but if you got stopped and the police checked the number it wouldn't come up which would give the game away..

We never even thought about that at the time,(who knows we may have saved him from a fine) as I said it was about a week before it was pointed out to him, I found the photo this morning, will try and get it scanned and if I can figure out how will post it up here.

F/F :ride:

[WINJA]

thanks Winja, that reminds me of a prank we did to a work mate a couple of years ago, this guy on our shift was a bit of a "stud" or so he thought.

Anyway with a bit of help from a sigh writer dude we made a false plate and stuck it on his wagon. It was about a week later when another guy came up to him at the petrol station and said how much he admired the plate and our mate.. the plate "GAYBOY", got a pic of it somewhere will dig it out and try and get it scanned.

F/F :ride:
THE FAT GUY AT MOBYS QUAY ST HAD A TZR250 AND I MADE HIM A NUMBER PLATE SURROND THAT SAID NO HAND SIGNALS DRIVER WANKING AND HE DIDNT NOTICE IT FOR MONTHS AND IT WAS REAL NOTICABLE.
I HAD A "I STOP FOR WHORES" STICKER ON MY NUMBER PLATE BUT THE WAHINE PEELED IT OFF

[WINJA]

It would probably look good on the back of your bike and we'd all know who it was. :killingme
AND ONE FOR YOU IF IT COULD FIT "INLINE4AGAYHANDSHAKE"

[inlinefour]

AND ONE FOR YOU IF IT COULD FIT "INLINE4AGAYHANDSHAKE"

I'm hetrosexual, so you'll have to look elsewhere winja :killingme