Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club

[Fatt Max]

Oh well, fuck it, might as well give it a go.....

The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club (FBMC) was formed in response to a recent survey which states that 75% of people are either a fat biker, used to be a fat biker, want to be a fat biker or have done something rude or unhygienic to a fat biker.

The FBMC mission statement is easy really, it reads:

"Who Fecking Cares"

So, pull on your leathers, get the pie crumbs out of your beard (that goes for the guys as well) and saddle up. The FBMC will be appearing at your local bakery very soon....have the rubber gloves ready, eh

Those of you who have turned to the dark side and use facebook, check out the FBMC Page by searching Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club or try this link:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Fat-Bikers-Motorcycle-Club/173840829303981

Otherwise, you can find out more by emailing us on fatbikersmc@gmail.com

Come on, you know you want to....

[Mom]

Come on, you know you want to....

I have still not recovered from that pic you posted :shit:

The image is burned into my retinas, I fear I may never un-see it in my minds eye :rofl:

[Fatt Max]

I have still not recovered from that pic you posted :shit:

The image is burned into my retinas, I fear I may never un-see it in my minds eye :rofl:

Fucking sexy beast, eh...

[Pussy]

Quite honestly, I don't have the time or inclination for this, Max......








mainly because I have a 10kg cooked ham on the bone in the fridge that needs dealing to. Call me back when I've finished it......

[Mom]

Fucking sexy beast, eh...

Damn straight :gob:

[Fatt Max]

Quite honestly, I don't have the time or inclination for this, Max......








mainly because I have a 10kg cooked ham on the bone in the fridge that needs dealing to. Call me back when I've finished it......

So that's the starter sorted, what you having for a main? I wont call you, simply cannot stop a good man from serious eating

[hellokitty]

Fucking sexy beast, eh...

I think the words that came from Mr Hellokitty's mouth was "who the F is that?"

[Fatt Max]

I think the words that came from Mr Hellokitty's mouth was "who the F is that?"

He wuvs me really eh......:shit:

[ynot slow]

I thought the stuff by the man bits was durex personal lubricant from a run in with a pie bakeress,then realised my mistake,wtf are ya doing waxing,you don't have to pedal the bike,so why go the cyclist way?

[Fatt Max]

I thought the stuff by the man bits was durex personal lubricant from a run in with a pie bakeress,then realised my mistake,wtf are ya doing waxing,you don't have to pedal the bike,so why go the cyclist way?

Just bein' a brudda on two wheels baby, it's about the lurve on the road

[hellokitty]

He wuvs me really eh......:shit:

As we all do......

[Fatt Max]

As we all do......

Fanx mate, so you guys in....???

[hellokitty]

Fanx mate, so you guys in....???

I am already in :yes: what about the rest of you?

[The Everlasting]

How many pies do ya have to eat a day to get admission to the club? :laugh:

[MSTRS]

Think not what you can do for pies, but what pies can do for you...

[archie-no2]

it has 15 likes so far

[tri boy]

I fart alot, but alas, I'm a lanky stretch of weasel piss.
So could i be, like a social member or summit.
I eat pies quite regularly. Curry Chicken, are my favourites, with a muesli slice on the side to get the gases flowing:sick:

[Swoop]

Q. Will my membership card entitle me to discounts at all pie shops throughout the country?

[Bikemad]

jimmys pies at the Burt munro rally...............mmmmm farkin great man........so nice ya have to drink heaps more to get pissed coz a all the pies ............get in my belly

[PrincessBandit]

The way my love handles are spreading at the moment I reckon I'll be a candidate soon - despite being only able to manage a measly one pie at a time. :crybaby:

p.s. does it count though that I can manage noisy and stinky at the same time?

[Hitcher]

Fat Bikers: Eat the road.

2011 should see a transition from pies to custard squares.

[archie-no2]

Hitcher
Fat Bikers: Eat the road.

2011 should see a transition from pies to custard squares.

Why not have them both...

[MSTRS]

Go for broke, grab a 6 pack and have the full 8 course meal.

[davebullet]

Fat Bikers: Eat the road.

2011 should see a transition from pies to custard squares.

Squares for males and tarts for females?

I haven't got a fat body, but is membership open to those with a fat head?

[davebullet]

Why not have them both...

True. After all, a balanced diet is encouraged these days.

[PrincessBandit]

True. After all, a balanced diet is encouraged these days.

Balanced - a pie and a beer in each hand...

[Fatt Max]

As far as I am concerned, everyone is a member of the FBMC, all you need to is say you are, then it is done.

There is a lunch, sorry, launch event planned for next year after everyone waddles back to their lives after the Christmas break so in theory everyone starts 2011 as a fat biker......see, me thinks of you all.

There is also a FBMC race day in the pipeline, it will be the first ever Fat Bikers 'Gut Bucket' Race Day.

And, later in the year will be the annual FBMC ride which will be named 'Pie Happy in Taihape'.

Anyone keen for either of these events then let me know

For those of you who have not yet clocked the T shirts, see below.....

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These are simply what you have to wear this summer people, if anyone is keen to get their pinkys on the new fashion statement of the decade, them PM me and I shall clue you in.

It's true, black is the new fat

Eat nicely now

FM

[tri boy]

Mr Creosote would be so proud of you Max.
Would you like a minty?

[yachtie10]

Im pretty sure I qualify (being a fat bastard)
where is my membership card?:yes:

[imdying]

Really? I'd have to clean the pie crumbs outta my rolls? Really? Can't let that slide maybe?

[Maha]

Would the Real Fat Shadey, please stand up!

[Fatt Max]

If anyone wants one, well, here it is.

Fill it in yourself and away you go, you are a member

Remember to fill in your local bakery so we know where to find you in case of an emergency

See, life is so easy when you are, have been, want to be, or have done something rude to a fat biker....

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