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Bren
20th December 2010, 19:38
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/lif_can_use-lifestyle-cannabis-use

NZ at #1 WOOHOO....pass me another doobie!

Yeah I used to smoke dope...but not now...prefer to get pissed

puddytat
20th December 2010, 19:47
Id say we're a country of Stoneheads & Pissheads....
Id rather spend an evening with the stoners though....conversation seems to be a bit deeper man, you know what I mean like yeah wow man

scissorhands
20th December 2010, 19:51
Papua New Guinea and Namibia are way ahead at 34%, but aint on your poll. BTW Canada is way higher than that poll shows, I think its incorrect

People shouldnt be criminalized for cannabis because

Of the top 10 countries for the number of people who have ever used cannabis, five are also in the top 10 for rating themselves as very happy and the top 10 for life satisfaction. None are in the top 10 for countries with people who rate themselves as not very or not at all happy. Six of the top dope-smoking countries are also in the top 10 for fruit juice consumption. Four of the top cannabis-using countries were in the top 10 for having attended a demonstration, and five were in the top 10 lists for joining a boycott and signing a petition.

Fatt Max
20th December 2010, 19:52
......and fat bastards......

.....so that's what it is, ahh now I know. I thought the reason I was so happy all the time is that I have a spa pool full of cheerleaders in my shed, a direct underground raill ink to the Makatu Pie factory and a picture of Susan Boyles in the nude as well as her cell phone number.....

Ok, yeah fair go, one of those things is totally disgusting....having a spa pool in your shed is crap cos how can I get the bike in otherwise.....

BTW, did you know Susan Boyle can wink in three places...??

Bren
20th December 2010, 19:54
......and fat bastards......


I have said it before....You are a strange strange lad (-:

98tls
20th December 2010, 20:02
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/lif_can_use-lifestyle-cannabis-use

NZ at #1 WOOHOO....pass me another doobie!

Yeah I used to smoke dope...but not now...prefer to get pissed

Why not eh,1/3 of the country cant speak Kiwi another 1/3 you could blinfold with a shoelace so its easier to just kick back and ponder the inner workings of the wallpaper whilst listening to:facepalm:gotta go have a graze:facepalm:

Oakie
20th December 2010, 21:17
Yeah. Shared a smoke quite a few times ... never bought it myself ... haven't touched it for 20 odd years. Decided that if I was going to tell the kids not to touch it as they grew up then I had to set the example.

mashman
20th December 2010, 21:51
Netherlands 9th... but, but, but, but :shifty:

Sable
21st December 2010, 04:55
These are just the people that admitted it, too.

sinfull
21st December 2010, 05:40
Netherlands 9th... but, but, but, but :shifty:

The ppl over there hate the law the way it is, all well and good that your only allowed to smoke in the cafes but the junkies are everywhere in the streets now ! Seems to have dragged every degenerate in europe into the Netherlands !

But it has had the effect of those who would only smoke or say they smoke weed because it was taboo to shrug their shoulders and say they don't need it !

scissorhands
21st December 2010, 05:41
Statistically we are also a country of bullycide victims, suicide victims, alcoholism, cancer rate champions, high divorce rate, super high death of young male drivers, teenage pregnancy's, heart desease, unreligious....

Teenagers self medicating away their loss of innocence with herbal remedies is hardly a crime when life for so many here in godszone is statistically utter shite!!

Welcome to hell bitches

sinfull
21st December 2010, 06:04
Cut yourself EMO

SMOKEU
21st December 2010, 08:04
People are too pussy in this country to do anything about the fact that the government is turning ordinary people into criminals for minor pot related offences.

Katman
21st December 2010, 10:09
People are too pussy in this country

Is that why you ran away from South Africa?

SMOKEU
21st December 2010, 10:46
Is that why you ran away from South Africa?

No, it's because the kaffirs are outnumbering the whites by at least 10:1

Katman
21st December 2010, 11:02
No, it's because the kaffirs are outnumbering the whites by at least 10:1

But you were too pussy to claim your right to remain there?

SMOKEU
21st December 2010, 11:09
But you were too pussy to claim your right to remain there?

How am I supposed to do claim my rights when I'm faced with that much enemy resistance? South Africa is nothing like NZ. When I was a little kid I used to go to sleep at the sound of gun shots ringing out in my hood. The streets are awash with the blood of those whom are brutally slain on a daily basis. Over there, many of the hoodrats are packing heat. I'd like to see you face up to them.

Katman
21st December 2010, 11:12
How am I supposed to do claim my rights when I'm faced with that much enemy resistance? South Africa is nothing like NZ. When I was a little kid I used to go to sleep at the sound of gun shots ringing out in my hood. The streets are awash with the blood of those whom are brutally slain on a daily basis. Over there, many of the hoodrats are packing heat. I'd like to see you face up to them.

So we've established that you're a pussy then.

Carry on.

SMOKEU
21st December 2010, 11:14
So we've established that you're a pussy then.

Carry on.

Go to South Africa and walk through a black township at night and then we'll see who's pussy. It's easy for you to be a keyboard warrior, but until you've actually been there, done that you really can't comment.

Katman
21st December 2010, 11:17
So you moved to New Zealand so you could feel tough again?

firefighter
21st December 2010, 11:20
So we've established that you're a pussy then.

Carry on.

I see your point, but there is certainly a line between bravery and stupidity. Self-preservation is more important than standing up to someone who is guaranteed to shoot you without a second thought :yes:.

Just sayin.

MSTRS
21st December 2010, 11:28
I wonder if big, tough, brave safar boy would be so keen to walk through Otara (or Hastings) at night...

Katman
21st December 2010, 11:29
I wonder if big, tough, brave safar boy would be so keen to walk through Otara (or Hastings) at night...

Stop it John - you'll give the lad nightmares again.

MSTRS
21st December 2010, 11:36
Now that's just cruel, young Stephen...

imdying
21st December 2010, 13:29
I wonder if big, tough, brave safar boy would be so keen to walk through Otara (or Hastings) at night...So long as he shoots all the niggers on sight, I wish him well :yes:

jim.cox
21st December 2010, 13:47
Id rather spend an evening with the stoners though....

Not sure that I agree

The stoners can be pretty boring

Pissheads are much more fun

HenryDorsetCase
21st December 2010, 13:53
Statistically we are also a country of bullycide victims, suicide victims, alcoholism, cancer rate champions, high divorce rate, super high death of young male drivers, teenage pregnancy's, heart desease, unreligious....

Teenagers self medicating away their loss of innocence with herbal remedies is hardly a crime when life for so many here in godszone is statistically utter shite!!

Welcome to hell bitches

I might make that my new tagline. the "Welcome to hell bitches" part I mean.

Did you know that 37% of statistics are made up on the spot?

gammaguy
21st December 2010, 14:16
No, it's because the kaffirs are outnumbering the whites by at least 10:1

last i heard ,they were actually there first

the Dutch have a history of colonising places poorly,look how Indonesia worked out:facepalm:

MSTRS
21st December 2010, 14:18
Only the Dutch?

Ronin
21st December 2010, 14:37
Only the Dutch?

Must be all the weed they were smoking.

scissorhands
21st December 2010, 15:48
I might make that my new tagline. the "Welcome to hell bitches" part I mean.

I stole it from someone on KB....cant remember who... might want to check with them first....they had an evil looking cat in signature as well......

Elysium
21st December 2010, 17:59
Bet the world has not heard of "Te Puke Thunder"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU6dgiAaACk

SMOKEU
21st December 2010, 18:55
Jay day rules.

Mudfart
21st December 2010, 20:10
Statistically we are also a country of bullycide victims, suicide victims, alcoholism, cancer rate champions, high divorce rate, super high death of young male drivers, teenage pregnancy's, heart desease, unreligious....

Teenagers self medicating away their loss of innocence with herbal remedies is hardly a crime when life for so many here in godszone is statistically utter shite!!

Welcome to hell bitches

being unreligious is bad?

scissorhands
21st December 2010, 20:25
being unreligious is bad?

no, its just something we are statistically good at, like rugby and sailing

scumdog
21st December 2010, 20:28
Statistically we are also a country of bullycide victims, suicide victims, alcoholism, cancer rate champions, high divorce rate, super high death of young male drivers, teenage pregnancy's, heart desease, unreligious....



Yup, NZ has a black-belt rating for all of those - great eh!!

fuknKIWI
22nd December 2010, 23:13
......and fat bastards......
BTW, did you know Susan Boyle can wink in three places...??
She's only got one eye?:shit:

Re the poll;
There's only 2 options neither work for me, been ther done that ...boring...Kippen neuker... start your own thread & fuck the tangents... wouldn't have read your kak if it wasn't quoted...chicken run yarpies..ah'll have the wildebeast stew...

idleidolidyll
14th January 2011, 16:06
I wonder if big, tough, brave safar boy would be so keen to walk through Otara (or Hastings) at night...

i live around the corner from Otara and HAVE walked through it at night.

walking down the main drag in Capetown (which is consider a 'safe' city there) is MUCH scarier and more dangerous. yes, I have been there

they take taxis from club to club for a reason

as one who HAS seen both; katman is blowing smoke rings from the smelly brown hole

choice of NZ or SA? NZ every time

idleidolidyll
14th January 2011, 16:13
Lived in Calgary, Canada for a while: smoking dope in the west is decriminalised; in fact you can wander the streets with a joint in your mouth if you're that way inclined

as for the press release; if they just talked drug taking instead of weed smoking, i don't think NZ would rate in the top 10.

ie., weed in the UK is hard to get. hash was more common when I lived there but mushrooms and 'hard' drugs were even more commom.

in nepal and parts of tibet; smoking weed is a way of life and the law is irrelevant.
drop into a cafe in most tibetan towns and you'll mell that smell

'funny' tho; without law enforcement to make it 'criminal'; bugger all youth doing it, just the adults
i asked why; they told me it was a custom; you didn't do it until you were 21

sometimes laws actually increase criminality

ellipsis
14th January 2011, 16:29
Did you know that 37% of statistics are made up on the spot?

...or is that, after a spot...

MSTRS
14th January 2011, 16:57
...sometimes laws actually increase criminality...

We-e-ll...laws certainly create criminals...