Investments

[phantom]

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:



If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would

now be worth $49.00.



With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.



With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.



But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank

all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,

you would have had $82.80.



Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and

recycle.
:drinkup:

[Quasievil]

Sounds Feesable, have you got a prospectus for this proposal ?

[placidfemme]

LOL now theres a good reason :)

[Biff]

Ouch - the pain.

As a former Nortel employee my share options are now in a sealed envelope in the attic. The last time I worked out what they were worth I was actually in negative equaty!

Bloody good fun when the telecoms market was booming though.

[Wolf]

Ouch - the pain.

As a former Nortel employee my share options are now in a sealed envelope in the attic. The last time I worked out what they were worth I was actually in negative equaty!
So that means that if they find out how many shares you have they'd demand you pay them money?

[Artifice]

he means the shares were worth less than he still owed on the original purchase price.
darn companies and thier sell shares to the employees policies.

[huck farley]

Financial Planning, did you know....

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.
Cheers
Huck

[Coldrider]

If you invest in Lombard you would not know what you are worth, if anything.