Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Official Launch and Lunch - NEW DATE - SUNDAY 6TH FEB 2011

[Fatt Max]

THE DATE FOR THIS EVENT HAS NOW CHANGED TO SUNDAY 6TH FEBRUARY 2011

You are cordially invited to join us as we celebrate the official launch of the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club…..so people, lets do a lunch launch..!!

This will be a gastronomic event of voluptuous proportions based on a traditional meal that has been handed down from fat bastard to fat bastard over the centuries and now resurrected to lick start your waistline for 2011 and beyond.

But first, a little history.

In 1875, a small group of settlers decided that it was time to ditch the bland and unsavory fare of the day and go looking for new and exciting food. Their quest led them to the ancient tomb of King Farquar Crispin, leader of the Colsaunders Tribe, a mysterious race of people who specialized in blending herbs and spices. Deep in the bowels of the tomb they found a fossilized manuscript entitled Potsannagravy which, when interpreted, was in fact a secret recipe for the main diet of the Colsaunders people. This was hastily recreated and scoffed down.

However, the settlers longed for more, and it was almost 200 years later that they discovered a further tribe called the Macdees. Originally form Scotland, the Macdees had a fearsome reputation. Their leader Ron Macdee, was renowned for squashing whole cows into a round shape that was then placed on the ceremonial grill and served to his faithful warriors. Again, the settlers resurrected the ancient recipe and called it ‘The Pounder’ after Ron Macdee’s squashing activities. The settlers realized that a full cow was far too much to eat in one sitting so they divided it into quarters and threw in some cheese to keep the flies away.

These discoveries led to the famous meal of King Farquar Crispin’s Potsannagravy (KFC Potatoes and Gravy) followed by the divided Pounder of the Macdees tribe (Macdonalds Quarter Pounder).

So people, we will be launching the FBMC with a 3 course traditional lunch starting with Potatoes and Gravy (with spicy chips) at KFC followed by a trip to MacDonalds for a Quarter Pounder and finishing up with a desert pie on the beach (or where ever)

These are the details for the Auckland event:

Meet at KFC Quay Street at 11.00am for a scoff down at 11.30.

Then ride (but I suppose we should walk, they are next to each other) to McDonalds Quay Street for a quarter pounder.
Then ride (no walking this time) to Mission Bay via a loop of Quay Street / Beach Road / The Strand / Tamaki Drive to Mission Bay where we have our desert pie, talk some bollocks and what ever else.

This is a national event and the idea is for those all around this great country to get on board and do the same. You can find your local KFC and McD’s on these links:

http://www.kfc.co.nz/index.cfm?contentNodeID=433

http://mcdonalds.co.nz/find-us/restaurant

Remember to bring your bike, a camera and your choice of desert pie

That’s that. Hope you can make it. See you for lunch…

[MSTRS]

What a brilliant idea. Except for the part about KFC and Maccas...they don't serve food. Well, not edible food anyway.
And what's this 'desert pie'? Is it dry? Or is it distilled from agave? With a little worm curled up under the filling?

This post brought to you in the name of gastronomic safety. Oh...and the spelling nazis.
:innocent:

[Fatt Max]

What a brilliant idea. Except for the part about KFC and Maccas...they don't serve food. Well, not edible food anyway.
And what's this 'desert pie'? Is it dry? Or is it distilled from agave? With a little worm curled up under the filling?

This post brought to you in the name of gastronomic safety. Oh...and the spelling nazis.
:innocent:

Just re-living tradition mate.

As for the desert pie, well, that really is up to the eater. I'm going for something with pastry and blueberries myself

[MSTRS]

Aha!! Dessert pie. Best eaten after a savoury pie...

[FJRider]

Actually :yes: .... I would love to be there :woohoo: ...

but even if I left now, I may be a tad late. :innocent:

We only have KFC here in my ville :sick: ... The nearest MacDee's an hour or so away ... in Queen'sville ... (a place to avoid at this time of year :yes:)

[Maha]

Famous Pie songs.....

Grace Jones: PIE Jamacan Guy
Alan Parsons: I am the PIE in the Sky.
Everly Brothers: When will PIE be loved.

[The Everlasting]

Excellent Idea! I'll be there with desert pie in hand.

[hellokitty]

Can I come but not eat the KFC and Maccas? :sick: I will watch and eat chocolate!

[Fatt Max]

Can I come but not eat the KFC and Maccas? :sick: I will watch and eat chocolate!

That's absolutley no trouble at all mate, more than welcome

Just keep away from salad, that stuff will kill ya....

[Laxi]

there are some spethal spethal people on KB:innocent:

[MSTRS]

Yeth, there ith. Tho thpethul, in fact, that they have their own thection...

[Fatt Max]

there are some spethal spethal people on KB:innocent:

Dont post with your mouth full Timmay.....

[MadDuck]

but even if I left now, I may be a tad late. :innocent:

Ohhh comon FJ. It aint that far really :yes:

How about a "national" pie gouging trophy. Would need official certified FBMC time keepers trained specially in the rules of how fast one can scoff a pie .....:sick:

[FJRider]

Ohhh comon FJ. It aint that far really :yes:

How about a "national" pie gouging trophy. Would need official certified FBMC time keepers trained specially in the rules of how fast one can scoff a pie .....:sick:

It's only a few thousand km's I know ... but I would want to take the long way there ....

AND ... I'm still trying to avoid the motorway ... as you asked us to, a while back ... :innocent:

[Fatt Max]

Ohhh comon FJ. It aint that far really :yes:

How about a "national" pie gouging trophy. Would need official certified FBMC time keepers trained specially in the rules of how fast one can scoff a pie .....:sick:

Well, it is world cup year so I was thinking of holding another FBMC event during that sporting occaision called The Pie Eating World Cup. Reckon September / November 2011 will be enough time for people to get into training for this event.

[Berries]

Well, it is world cup year so I was thinking of holding another FBMC event during that sporting occaision called The Pie Eating World Cup. Reckon September / November 2011 will be enough time for people to get into training for this event.
You'll be glad to hear I am doing a special world cup pork pie run for the England fans in Dunedin when they play Bosnia or whoever it is. If you can't make it down maybe I will send some up to the clubrooms ?

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[Fatt Max]

You'll be glad to hear I am doing a special world cup pork pie run for the England fans in Dunedin when they play Bosnia or whoever it is. If you can't make it down maybe I will send some up to the clubrooms ?

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Fantastic effort there mate. I would love to get to any of the England games but it dont look promising. They certainly look good them there Melton Mowbary's, if there are any left then chuck 'em north, I'll keep me mouth open...

[NZsarge]

Everly Brothers: When will PIE be loved.

Seriously?

Pie will always be enjoyed!

[Fatt Max]

Hello guys n gals,

Sorry to be a complete pain in the arse but John Key has just phoned to say that he wants to come along on the 29th for the launch lunch.

Well, bollocks to that, cant have any politicians there eh

So I am changing the date to:

SUNDAY 6TH FEBRUARY 2011

He will be busy that day having to clean all the mud and cow poo the maoris will be chucking at him up north.

.....but dont tell him eh

So, 06/02/2011 it is, same times, places and food etc

Cheers my dears

[oldrider]

Thanks for that Max, I feel less tense now! :woohoo:

News flash: Hair pie is gluten free, I'm addicted and am losing weight fast! (just thought you would like to know that!)

[Maha]

Thank you for the date change, we would have been unable to make the 29th, we will be in Auckland that day but at the airport. The 6th suits....

[Fatt Max]

Thank you for the date change, we would have been unable to make the 29th, we will be in Auckland that day but at the airport. The 6th suits....

Sweet mate,

Yeah, had a thought about the 29th and it is anniversary weekend so, yeah.......

[FJRider]

DAMMIT man ... the 6th I'll be at the Vincent Rally in Central Otago .... :innocent:

[Fatt Max]

DAMMIT man ... the 6th I'll be at the Vincent Rally in Central Otago .... :innocent:

Yes my friend, but dont let that stop you noshing on the day, its a national event, let there be calories where so ever you may be.....

Scoff something between 11am and 1pm on the day with some fellow bikers, take a few piccies and post them up, its all good bruv......!!

[FJRider]

I will indeed ....

[Berries]

Fantastic effort there mate. I would love to get to any of the England games but it dont look promising.
It's rugby. Who gives a fuck ? I'm in it for the money.

[oldrider]

THE DATE FOR THIS EVENT HAS NOW CHANGED TO SUNDAY 6TH FEBRUARY 2011

You are cordially invited to join us as we celebrate the official launch of the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club…..so people, lets do a lunch launch..!!

This will be a gastronomic event of voluptuous proportions based on a traditional meal that has been handed down from fat bastard to fat bastard over the centuries and now resurrected to lick start your waistline for 2011 and beyond.

But first, a little history.

In 1875, a small group of settlers decided that it was time to ditch the bland and unsavory fare of the day and go looking for new and exciting food. Their quest led them to the ancient tomb of King Farquar Crispin, leader of the Colsaunders Tribe, a mysterious race of people who specialized in blending herbs and spices. Deep in the bowels of the tomb they found a fossilized manuscript entitled Potsannagravy which, when interpreted, was in fact a secret recipe for the main diet of the Colsaunders people. This was hastily recreated and scoffed down.

However, the settlers longed for more, and it was almost 200 years later that they discovered a further tribe called the Macdees. Originally form Scotland, the Macdees had a fearsome reputation. Their leader Ron Macdee, was renowned for squashing whole cows into a round shape that was then placed on the ceremonial grill and served to his faithful warriors. Again, the settlers resurrected the ancient recipe and called it ‘The Pounder’ after Ron Macdee’s squashing activities. The settlers realized that a full cow was far too much to eat in one sitting so they divided it into quarters and threw in some cheese to keep the flies away.

These discoveries led to the famous meal of King Farquar Crispin’s Potsannagravy (KFC Potatoes and Gravy) followed by the divided Pounder of the Macdees tribe (Macdonalds Quarter Pounder).

So people, we will be launching the FBMC with a 3 course traditional lunch starting with Potatoes and Gravy (with spicy chips) at KFC followed by a trip to MacDonalds for a Quarter Pounder and finishing up with a desert pie on the beach (or where ever)

These are the details for the Auckland event:

Meet at KFC Quay Street at 11.00am for a scoff down at 11.30.

Then ride (but I suppose we should walk, they are next to each other) to McDonalds Quay Street for a quarter pounder.
Then ride (no walking this time) to Mission Bay via a loop of Quay Street / Beach Road / The Strand / Tamaki Drive to Mission Bay where we have our desert pie, talk some bollocks and what ever else.

This is a national event and the idea is for those all around this great country to get on board and do the same. You can find your local KFC and McD’s on these links:

http://www.kfc.co.nz/index.cfm?contentNodeID=433

http://mcdonalds.co.nz/find-us/restaurant

Remember to bring your bike, a camera and your choice of desert pie

That’s that. Hope you can make it. See you for lunch…

Thank you for the invitation to join your group but I just happen to be a herring gutted skinny old cunt! :facepalm:

I felt compelled to press decline! :o (Rejection is so difficult to accept!) :crybaby:

[Fatt Max]

Thank you for the invitation to join your group but I just happen to be a herring gutted skinny old cunt! :facepalm:

I felt compelled to press decline! :o (Rejection is so difficult to accept!) :crybaby:

You are still more than welcome mate, its all about pies and bikes, the fat bit is a lifestyle choise, bit like pies and bikes

[Stirts]

Thank you for the invitation to join your group but I just happen to be a herring gutted skinny old cunt! :facepalm:

Don't let that stop you John. I am a fatty fat girl trapped in a semi-skinny body. As Fatt Max said...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PIES!!!


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[Pussy]

Stirts and Fatt Max are right, Oldrider....

As long as you are fat on the inside.... or wish you were fat.

It's the thought that counts!

[oldrider]

Don't let that stop you John. I am a fatty fat girl trapped in a semi-skinny body. As Fatt Max said...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PIES!!

Fat girl thin girl tall girl short girl trapped girl out there girl religious girl gutter girl (sigh)

What matters is as long as she "is" a girl! :yes:

Love girls (focussed on one special for last 50 years, does it all for me!)

love bikes

love bloody pies (their gluten doesn't love me though! :sick:)

Love talking shit! (got all the qualifications for a fat biker then! Hmmmm must reconsider invitation! Thinking, thinking, thinking ....)

[Stirts]

Fat girl thin girl tall girl short girl trapped girl out there girl religious girl gutter girl (sigh)

What matters is as long as she "is" a girl! :yes:

Love girls (focussed on one special for last 50 years, does it all for me!)

love bikes

love bloody pies (their gluten doesn't love me though! :sick:)

Love talking shit! (got all the qualifications for a fat biker then! Hmmmm must reconsider invitation! Thinking, thinking, thinking ....)

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AND COME EAT WITH US

[scumdog]

Hi, I'm Scumdog, I am a pie-aholic...


But I don't eat them anymore and have gone from being a 'Fat Biker' to a 'Almost Skinny Biker'

Had to make another hole on the belt on my leathers - in fact had to remove two of the shiney studs to make room for new hole....man, are those shiney studs hard to remove! (neatly that is.)

[2wheeldrifter]

Well I just hope you all ride single file down the road, you can hog all the food you want, but not the road..... :)

[Fatt Max]

So far so good, looks like a few hardy (or should I say lardy) souls are up for this. Tis an open invitation one and ll so feel free to wobble on down on 06.02.2011

[FJRider]

A suggestion for ALL Fat bikers .... please don't lane split ...

Those are tense moments ... and you may drop your pie ... :innocent:

I WILL be thinking of you all on the 6th ...

[Fatt Max]

A suggestion for ALL Fat bikers .... please don't lane split ...

Those are tense moments ... and you may drop your pie ... :innocent:

I WILL be thinking of you all on the 6th ...

A dropped pie...that reminds me, must buy my ex boss's missus a birthday card

[The Everlasting]

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Here's a few possible shirts..:laugh:

[Berries]

How about this for the club motto ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTxL6DaOs74

[Fatt Max]

Hello my lovelies,

Just looking tp get an idea of numbers for the FBMC launch lunch. So, how many people are in? How many will be munching in Auckland?

Want to see who is coming out to play, thats all

[MIXONE]

Sex and Pies and Sausage Rolls!!!

[NZsarge]

Where's the Dannevirke chapter of Fat bikers MC? Oh hang on.... I am the Dannevirke chapter of FBMC.. :facepalm:

[skinman]

oh I think I will be able to make that day. Just as well you changed it from anniversary weekend as I like to stay at Port Waikato for that.
Might put wifey on the back as well. I may be skinny but I live to eat. I like the MacD sundays mmmmm chocolate

[MadDuck]

Want to see who is coming out to play, thats all

I will come and play ....:scooter:

[Gorgeousplak]

Hello my lovelies,

Just looking tp get an idea of numbers for the FBMC launch lunch. So, how many people are in? How many will be munching in Auckland?

Want to see who is coming out to play, thats all

I have waited for this day on KB..
however the Waitangi Day I shall be eating pots of pork bone boilups, puha and lots of parkyha's (mmm yummy and I think they taste nicer than bros in brown sugar). Unless I can talk the boss, to give me an honorable Maori Day Off on Monday in honour of Waitangi Day, then I could arrange to be there with thick waist and big hips with pies in saddle bags!

[Fatt Max]

Oooh I say, my tiddly bits are twitching with excitement over this one.

Has anyone had a thought about what desert pie they are going to bring? I'm not too sure myself so am after some decent ideas on this one.

Either that or a piece of nice cake......ooohhhhh

[MadDuck]

Has anyone had a thought about what desert pie they are going to bring?

Something with wiped cream on top :sunny:

[Fatt Max]

Something with wiped cream on top :sunny:

Wiped cream......ooohhh....is that a really rude version of whipped cream.....oohhhh I say....

[yachtie10]

Something with wiped cream on top :sunny:

whipped would be better
not sure how you are wiping

lemon tart for me

[MadDuck]

Hahahaha...cheeky buggers got me! At work...typing too fast...without checking.

Hmm but wiped is the new brand of whipped these days. You will have to wait see now

[Fatt Max]

Hahahaha...cheeky buggers got me! At work...typing too fast...without checking.

Hmm but wiped is the new brand of whipped these days. You will have to wait see now

OOohhhhh.........

[Maha]

Are Pie fights permitted?

[Fatt Max]

Are Pie fights permitted?

As long as they are the nude kind in a paddling pool of raspberry jelly

[Fatt Max]

IMPORTANT NEWS

There has been a bit of feedback surrounding this event along the lines of "Well, you know, I'm not really a Fat Biker, so....."

Help is at hand people, simply get yourselves one of these:

http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-Dress-Costume/14481/Fat-Biker-Costume.aspx

.....and problem solved......

[FJRider]

and you may get the overwhelming urge whilst wearing it ... to start singing Y.M.C.A. ... :facepalm:

[MadDuck]

and you may get the overwhelming urge whilst wearing it ... to start singing Y.M.C.A. ... :facepalm:

No costume is required for this to happen......trust me on that one :woohoo:

[Fatt Max]

No costume is required for this to happen......trust me on that one :woohoo:

Aha, know you would get it my lovely....

Be great to see if anyone turns up with one though eh.....eh...eh....

[skinman]

bad news max, i have to go to the Galaxy of Cars at Motat that day. No pies for me.

[Pogo2]

Oooh I say, my tiddly bits are twitching with excitement over this one.

Has anyone had a thought about what desert pie they are going to bring? I'm not too sure myself so am after some decent ideas on this one.

Either that or a piece of nice cake......ooohhhhh

Custard pies.. not the yellow jelly shit ones. The real vanilla custard ones are the way to go. Found a bakery in Gled Eden that sells the old fashioned type.

Pure heaven. Shit now I'll have to go a buy some tomorrow!!

[Ratti]

You'll be glad to hear I am doing a special world cup pork pie run for the England fans in Dunedin when they play Bosnia or whoever it is. If you can't make it down maybe I will send some up to the clubrooms ?

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One of my customers makes a mean pork pie. WOnder if I can con him into doing us a batch?


Fat girl thin girl tall girl short girl trapped girl out there girl religious girl gutter girl (sigh)

What matters is as long as she "is" a girl! :yes:

Love girls (focussed on one special for last 50 years, does it all for me!)

love bikes

love bloody pies (their gluten doesn't love me though! :sick:)

Love talking shit! (got all the qualifications for a fat biker then! Hmmmm must reconsider invitation! Thinking, thinking, thinking ....)

I can do you gluten free pie, #3 son is gluten intolerant and I am an expert GF baker. pm me and I'll send you some recipes


I have waited for this day on KB..
however the Waitangi Day I shall be eating pots of pork bone boilups, puha and lots of parkyha's (mmm yummy and I think they taste nicer than bros in brown sugar). Unless I can talk the boss, to give me an honorable Maori Day Off on Monday in honour of Waitangi Day, then I could arrange to be there with thick waist and big hips with pies in saddle bags!

come down the road to the Welly meet.

I propose starting at Maccas in Mana, over the hill to KFC Avalon, then into town for dessert at a bar or cafe ( open to suggestions on that one )
Any takers please let me know, otherwise I'll stay home and sulk

[MadDuck]

Any takers please let me know, otherwise I'll stay home and sulk

Now a "True" FBMC member would go and eat for everyone....:woohoo:

[Fatt Max]

Now a "True" FBMC member would go and eat for everyone....:woohoo:

Aha, you have been tickled with the FBMC wisdom feather.....

[NighthawkNZ]

MMMMMMMMmmmmm pie

[Ratti]

hmmm..

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

Will I get a medal if I can do the deed?

What we need is teeny tank stickers, a pie with a circle around it and a big slash across the middle, liek the ones you can get to tick off possums you have run over

[Fatt Max]

hmmm..

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

Will I get a medal if I can do the deed?

What we need is teeny tank stickers, a pie with a circle around it and a big slash across the middle, liek the ones you can get to tick off possums you have run over

Loving that idea, although rather than a pie I would sooner have the Jenny Craig logo with a line through it to show how many of their farking annoying reps you have run down....either that or a bowl of salad

[Ratti]

nooo, leave the salad alone. What would us vegos do without salad?

[allycatz]

Hey Ratti, having split the arse on me jeans on the way back from Palmy last weekend, I feel I may qualify to join you :eek:

[NighthawkNZ]

nooo, leave the salad alone. What would us vegos do without salad?

Whats sal-lard... ???

[Stirts]

A salad is a hamburger without the bun, patty, and all the condiments :sick: ..... just plain wrong!!

[Fatt Max]

A salad is a hamburger without the bun, patty, and all the condiments :sick: ..... just plain wrong!!

...and should be illegal....

[Ratti]

Stirts is onto it, just think of it as the extra stuff you guys dont want anyway.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
and so ( something something something )
they licked the platter clean.

Now there is another idea...plate licking competitions. Regional reps going forward to a national Plate-Off

[Fatt Max]

Stirts is onto it, just think of it as the extra stuff you guys dont want anyway.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
and so ( something something something )
they licked the platter clean.

Now there is another idea...plate licking competitions. Regional reps going forward to a national Plate-Off

In London that has an entirely different meaning which I shall not revisit, we have ladies present....

But, I reckon a similar compo could be Bikers Have Bowls......make a cake and its a "Who Can lick their bowl the fastest" challenge. Us bikers will be settled into a spectator role watching it all go off with a final "LicK Out" to decide the evbetual winner....now that could be an event to cherish::::

[Chaos_Warrior]

In London that has an entirely different meaning which I shall not revisit, we have ladies present....

But, I reckon a similar compo could be Bikers Have Bowls......make a cake and its a "Who Can lick their bowl the fastest" challenge. Us bikers will be settled into a spectator role watching it all go off with a final "LicK Out" to decide the evbetual winner....now that could be an event to cherish::::

Alas, I started a sodding diet in November last year,:cry: due to, get this, me having to reduce my BMI for immigration purposes and to satisfy their conditional requirements, bastards !!! :mad:
That being the case, me and my partner (Wife) would still like to come along for the ride, (so to speak :msn-wink: ) and promise not to :drool: over the food, too much.
Would this be ok please ?
Regards,
Chaos. :devil2:

[MadDuck]

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

...come on you Welly lot. You have no excuse!

Register and Ratti will eat your portions as well......:devil2:

[Gorgeousplak]

hmmm..

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

Will I get a medal if I can do the deed?

What we need is teeny tank stickers, a pie with a circle around it and a big slash across the middle, liek the ones you can get to tick off possums you have run over

Please register me as interested :niceone: *gives* you pie for your efforts

[_STAIN_]

Now there is another idea...plate licking competitions. Regional reps going forward to a national Plate-Off

emm... licking up a plate of Baked Beans, now that could enhance another attribute of Fat Bikers

[Ratti]

and which atribute is that Dude? An agile tongue to get all the sauce out of the corners?
or the ever-sexy Baked Bean Breath?

[_STAIN_]

and which atribute is that Dude? An agile tongue to get all the sauce out of the corners?
or the ever-sexy Baked Bean Breath?

gas baby gas... oh yeah

[idleidolidyll]

Um, can you qualify "fat" for me please?

How fat does one have to be to join this ride or does riding a Harley or Gold Wing automatically count one in?

[Fatt Max]

Um, can you qualify "fat" for me please?

How fat does one have to be to join this ride or does riding a Harley or Gold Wing automatically count one in?

From the group page....

[I][The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club (FBMC) was formed in response to a recent survey which states that 75% of people are eitther a fat biker, used to be a fat biker, want to be a fat biker or have done something rude or unhygienic to a fat biker.

The FBMC mission statement is easy really, it reads:

"Who Fecking Cares"

So, pull on your leathers, get the pie crumbs out of your beard (that goes for the guys as well) and saddle up. The FBMC will be appearing at your local bakery very soon....have the rubber gloves ready, eh
/I]

enjoy matey...

[_STAIN_]

reckon I'm eligible

BMI Categories:

* Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
* Overweight = 25-29.9
* Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

The Height you entered is 185 centimeters. The Weight you entered is 105 kilograms.

Your Calculated BMI is: 30.7

[Ratti]

aww, you're not fat, just cuddly.
FM, perhaps you can bump that thread about the pluses of fat men so Stain feels better?

I just looked but cant remember how long ago it was...or did I start it? sheesh, cant remember

[Ratti]

Welly and Lower Norf island Branch

Assembly the Avalon duckpond by 12.00. Bring your pie to eat there, Leaving at 12.30
Ride up coast to Car park at Coastlands. We should be there by 1.15-1.30. FInd more food! leave at 2.30.
Next stop Cafe Eagle at Raumati for much needed caffiene.
It may well be a quick stop as we will be running out of day. Leave there by 3.30 and head back into Newtown McD's for dessert pie. I should think we will be there by 4.30.
After that, Im heading on a ride around the bays and then going home.

It's a social ride so anyone can join or leave at any place.

[Fatt Max]

Now people, dont forget about this one.

I hope none of you have decided to sign up with Jenny Craig or anything, that would be, well, no good.

See, even Oprah's half sister is a dumpy lady, so you know, money cant buy me lipo and all that

[hellokitty]

can I bring my husband? It is our wedding anniversary :bleh: he is not skinny, but then neither am I...

[Fatt Max]

can I bring my husband? It is our wedding anniversary :bleh: he is not skinny, but then neither am I...

Absolutley mate, tel you what, I'll even bring soem nice candles and stuff for the desert pie party at the beach and we can all toast your great milestone......or we will just eat pie, whatever....

[MadDuck]

I will be there.....pie in hand.... then in gob :eek:

[allycatz]

Hey ratti...Ambience cafe at Prm Beach has a wicked lot of dessert pies

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Looks like I'm in
See you on the 6th

[Ratti]

thanks Viv, but we are headed back into town for pud.

you going to meet us up the coast somewhere?

[allycatz]

thanks Viv, but we are headed back into town for pud.

you going to meet us up the coast somewhere?

Im working from 3.30 but will have a chat with him that owns a bike and we will try and catch up at some point

[Ratti]

Viv, with the revised proposed schedule...( o boy! ) you should be able to zip down in the a.m, meet us at the DuckPond and then head back up in time for you to get to work. O go on....


Assembly the Avalon duckpond by 12.00. Bring your pie to eat there, Leaving at 12.30
Ride up coast to Car park at Coastlands. We should be there by 1.15-1.30. FInd more food! leave at 2.30.
Next stop Cafe Eagle at Raumati for much needed caffiene.
It may well be a quick stop as we will be running out of day. Leave there by 3.30 and head back into Newtown McD's for dessert pie. I should think we will be there by 4.30.
After that, Im heading on a ride around the bays and then going home.

It's a social ride so anyone can join or leave at any place.

[allycatz]

Sounds good Ratti, I'm probs staying in the Hutt Sat night anyways so should work out just fine and Ron can ride back with you guys:woohoo:

[Fatt Max]

Not long to go now people, ooohhhhh....

There has been a bit of confusion over the FBMC event dates so I shall try and clear this up now.

The FBMC Launch Lunch scheduled for this Sunday, 6th February is still on so make sure you have your desert pies, cameras and.....now what was the other thing.....erm.....oh yeah, your bike...all ready to go.

The Inagural Gut Bucket Race Day scheduled for the 6th March 2011 clashes with a number of opther events so that one will be rescheduled, but I will talk more about that at the Auckland Launch.

So there you have it people, Sunday is looking good for a gastromic couple of hours in the company of calories.....rock on....woo hoo

[Ratti]

hey hang on FM..you didnt say anything about needing a bike

[Ratti]

Sounds good Ratti, I'm probs staying in the Hutt Sat night anyways so should work out just fine and Ron can ride back with you guys:woohoo:

way cool! You miss out on so many rides because of having to work, Im so pleased you can get here.

[Fatt Max]

hey hang on FM..you didnt say anything about needing a bike

Blimey, sorry mate, did I forget that bit...????

[Maha]

:killingme.....

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[Maha]

....so the idea is to bring our own fruit pie?...will a tart do?.....:corn:

[idleidolidyll]

Any old tart will do just fine Maha

[Fatt Max]

Loving the way this one is going......:woohoo:

[Fatt Max]

Well roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.......

Yes people, just over 24hrs to go before we chow down for the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Launch Lunch tomorrow. Looking forward to a couple of hours of fun and pastry, hopefully the weather will be nice to us but hey, who cares....??

Have a great day today, leave some room for your pies now eh...

[MadDuck]

After the last "group" ride I now have wet weather gear.....so it can rain and rain and rain for all I care :scooter:

[St_Gabriel]

Looking at taking a ride up from the sunny Waikato if anyone else is traveling up and want to meet up in Hams or something.

[KrazyGixxerBoy]

reckon I'm eligible

BMI Categories:

* Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
* Overweight = 25-29.9
* Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

The Height you entered is 185 centimeters. The Weight you entered is 105 kilograms.

Your Calculated BMI is: 30.7

Sheesh!!...fat bastard!

[St_Gabriel]

reckon I'm eligible

BMI Categories:

* Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
* Overweight = 25-29.9
* Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

The Height you entered is 185 centimeters. The Weight you entered is 105 kilograms.

Your Calculated BMI is: 30.7



Sheesh!!...fat bastard!



Sweeeet, just realised im not too fat, im just too short :woohoo:

[_STAIN_]

Due to the apparent inclement weather Kapiti is having today there may be a change to ride destination, this will be made at 12.30, Avalon park.

[Quasi]

its very hot in the Rapa. 30 degrees and climbing:sunny:

[Bald Eagle]

Due to the apparent inclement weather Kapiti is having today there may be a change to ride destination, this will be made at 12.30, Avalon park.

Kapiti weather currently, overcast calm and warm.

[wysper]

Even though I couldn't make this event, I will have a steak and cheese pie for lunch and raise a toast.... er.... pie to you all.

[caseye]

Well, what a day, KFC Quay street City (Dorkland) didn't know what hit em.They had just "two" staff on this morning when 20 plus hungry Fatt barstard Motorcyclists descended on them for the first course of a three course meet and eat.
Took em a while but they got there in the end.
Off to Mc Dee's then, they were a little more switched on but their incessant bloody Fire alarm(tell the dumb ass staff their chips are cooked alarm) never stopped going and when asked if it could be removed from our hearing they got rather tetchy.
FM got his just DESERTS today. Pics should say it all.
Great Inaugural ride and the many passers by in Mission bay who stopped and looked at the bikes and asked us what the occassion was were all very happy to have us there. Warm fuzzy Wuzzies all round.

[Fatt Max]

Laaaaaverly afternoon out, thanks to everyone who turned up for this gastrominc extravaganza.

Yes indeed, KFC didnt know what hit 'em but Macca D's know how to handle a fat biker or two.

And yes, I was deserted by the good folk norf of the bridge but it would have been rude not too. I am still picking sprinkles out of my nostrils and even found a cherry down the back of my shirt.

Great day, check out the flabby legends who made this a scoff to remember....

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[MadDuck]

I am still picking sprinkles out of my nostrils...

Wait until you sneeze.... :innocent:

What a great way to pass a sunny Sunday! Looking forward to the next one.

[Tink]

Well, what a day, KFC Quay street City (Dorkland) didn't know what hit em.They had just "two" staff on this morning when 20 plus hungry Fatt barstard Motorcyclists descended on them for the first course of a three course meet and eat.
Took em a while but they got there in the end.
Off to Mc Dee's then, they were a little more switched on but their incessant bloody Fire alarm(tell the dumb ass staff their chips are cooked alarm) never stopped going and when asked if it could be removed from our hearing they got rather tetchy.
FM got his just DESERTS today. Pics should say it all.
Great Inaugural ride and the many passers by in Mission bay who stopped and looked at the bikes and asked us what the occassion was were all very happy to have us there. Warm fuzzy Wuzzies all round.


lol and we were so close.... next time I need hassling to stay put! :) FM your such a good sport... and Maha I hope it tasted half way decent. lol

[Maha]

...Wasn't allowed to use Garlic salt on the pie Tink so had to conceede and use sprinkles....as for the taste?...I almost went to lick FM's face but there were children around, even one up the tree....:blink:

[Fatt Max]

...Wasn't allowed to use Garlic salt on the pie Tink so had to conceede and use sprinkles....as for the taste?...I almost went to lick FM's face but their were children around, even one up the tree....:blink:

Wouldnt have been the first time though mate.........oops, out loud voice....:shutup:

[Pogo2]

Will treasure my membership card especially if it gets me a discount at the local bakery - I'll post if it comes through with the goods!

[Mom]

Great fun indeedy. I have to say I was a bit dubioius on the claim that KFC potato and gravy was a good hangover cure, but I actually did in fact feel better for it. Glad you enjoyed your "special pie" FM, we had fun planning it for you :D

[PrincessBandit]

I am so sad I couldn't make this today - I was, ahem, playing the organ this morning...(no, no inverted commas required!)

But, to recompense I've made a huge feed of macaroni cheese for tea tonight; I misjudged the quantity of macaroni so we'll be stuffing ourselves on it for the next coupla nights.

[Fatt Max]

I am so sad I couldn't make this today - I was, ahem, playing the organ this morning...(no, no inverted commas required!)

But, to recompense I've made a huge feed of macaroni cheese for tea tonight; I misjudged the quantity of macaroni so we'll be stuffing ourselves on it for the next coupla nights.

Fanx mate, no worries. We are going to meet up as a group and ride to the Westpac on the 6th March if you are keen.....bring any leftover Macca with you eh...

[Mom]

I was, ahem, playing the organ this morning...(no, no inverted commas required!)

:rofl:

Classic! You missed some of the best laughs I have had in a long while :yes:

[Maha]

Never thought I would ever have to eat a KFC thing again, but, anything for the Tub Club.:corn:

[Chaos_Warrior]

Never thought I would ever have to eat a KFC thing again, but, anything for the Tub Club.:corn:

You lying fat bastard ! We saw you and you enjoyed every mouthful ! :killingme
Regards,
Chaos. :devil2:

[Maha]

You lying fat bastard ! We saw you and you enjoyed every mouthful ! :killingme
Regards,
Chaos. :devil2:

Yes yes yes ok ok I get it, a freshly made chicken tit burger is hard to resist...:love:

[Chaos_Warrior]

Yes yes yes ok ok I get it, a freshly made chicken tit burger is hard to resist...:love:

LMAO ! No biggie man, we all get busted sometimes ;)
Regards,
Chaos. :devil2:

[Lucyloo]

So disapointed that I couldn't be with you guys on Sunday - however I did see you ride past me on Tamaki drvie - and I must say you were looking Goooooooood!
Had some leftover pizza for lunch and raised a slice to you all!
Cheers
Luce.

[Maha]

So disapointed that I couldn't be with you guys on Sunday - however I did see you ride past me on Tamaki drvie - and I must say you were looking Goooooooood!
Had some leftover pizza for lunch and raised a slice to you all!
Cheers
Luce.

The double sloppey cream/custard pie in the face was hoot!

[Fatt Max]

The double sloppey cream/custard pie in the face was hoot!

..........and it was very nice.......

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[caseye]

Had another look at the last picture, decided i just! had to comment. Yer a fucking beautiful fella mate. Thanks for the laughs aye.

[DEVVIL]

cant wait for the next one.

[idleidolidyll]

Sadly I was unable to attend, did Maha bring an old tart with him?

Mrs idleidolidyll had misunderestimated the weekends plans and I was required for duty on Sunday at Riverhead Forest mountain biking from 9am through to 1.30 pm.

I scoffed down an Angus burger, large fries and a sugary coke later in the day to compensate for all that bloody exercise! Had to; my trousers were falling down and my waist alone just couldn't hold them up.

Anyway, hope to be there next session.