Nasties in the deep freeze

[Oakie]

So I thought it was time to defrost and clean out the deep freeze today. Deep in the bowels of the freezer I discovered some sausage meat with a 'best before' date of May 2005. Also found some other stuff with date sometime in 2006. Got me to wondering what nasties KBers had found hidden in their deep freezes. So...anyone?

We also have a human placenta (used by our grandaughter) in ours. It's going to be interred under a rose at some stage but for now it lives in the freezer.

[AllanB]

I know someone who ate placenta.

The theory is that if the woman eats it she will not suffer post-natal depression, she was keen to avert PND so he was supportive and had a feed too. Apparently you fry it like liver .......

The look of it fresh from the womb should be enough to put anyone off keeping it let alone eating it!



Deep in the freezer I recently found one of my sons hotwheel cars in a container of ice - apparently it was a experiment :yes:

[piston broke]

just, blerk,:sick:

[Tink]

I know someone who ate placenta.

The theory is that if the woman eats it she will not suffer post-natal depression, she was keen to avert PND so he was supportive and had a feed too. Apparently you fry it like liver .......

The look of it fresh from the womb should be enough to put anyone off keeping it let alone eating it!



Deep in the freezer I recently found one of my sons hotwheel cars in a container of ice - apparently it was a experiment :yes:

I see your at one with your family/whanua ... :blink:

[JATZ]

some sausage meat with a 'best before' date of May 2005. Also found some other stuff with date sometime in 2006.

Go on... eat it, I dare ya :yes:

Nay.... I "double" dare ya :woohoo:

[Oakie]

Go on... eat it, I dare ya :yes:

Nay.... I "double" dare ya :woohoo:

Well Mrs Oakie did ask how I'd like it done.

[Virago]

At any one time the lower level of our chest freezer consists of little other than plastic bread bag tags and loose peas.

I hate cleaning it out. As a short-arse, I have to get into the damn thing to clean it.

[Ronin]

So I thought it was time to defrost and clean out the deep freeze today. Deep in the bowels of the freezer I discovered some sausage meat with a 'best before' date of May 2005. Also found some other stuff with date sometime in 2006. Got me to wondering what nasties KBers had found hidden in their deep freezes. So...anyone?

We also have a human placenta (used by our grandaughter) in ours. It's going to be interred under a rose at some stage but for now it lives in the freezer.

You have a moderator in your deep freeze?

[Oakie]

You have a moderator in your deep freeze?

The closet was full...

[yungatart]

Its one of those jobs on my 'to-do' list...not very high up there either, I might add. I dread to think what is in there TBH

[Virago]

On a (slightly) related topic, I helped my sister-in-law shifting some furniture one day. She offered me a coffee, along with Griffins Gingernuts - a packet she found "buried in a kitchen cupboard". Didn't notice any use-by date, but the packet was the old-fashioned paper, with the grease-proof type inner lining - anyone remember it?

I tried the "freshness test" - attempt to break one - the biscuit folded over on itself without breaking...

[Virago]

...And on an even less related topic, this is a packet of Cous Cous opened by my daughter a couple of weeks ago...

[FJRider]

I tried the "freshness test" - attempt to break one - the biscuit folded over on itself without breaking...

If the mice wouldn't eat it ... I wouldn't either ... :sick:

[MIXONE]

Well I found my mother-in-law in ours.Don't know how she got there.:innocent:

[White trash]

Not deep freeze related but Kickaha left a couple of chocolate Up and Go packs in my beer fridge in 2005. We dared one of the kids to scull them in 2009.

He didn't die.

[vifferman]

I had to get #1 Troglodyte-Spawn to clean our freezer out, and we no longer use it for food. All it had in it was a 10L bucket with fish bait in it. Yesterday we opened it and used it to try and catch some fish in the teeming seas near Coromandel. I think the bait scared them away from the boat, because between the 19 of us on board, there was a total of 3 keepable fish for 5 hours work. I scrubbed my hands 4 times, and eventually they stopped smelling of decomposing squid and pilchards. :sick:
We left the defrosted bucket of bait with Fishing Boat Dude. Hopefully this means we can now use our freezer again.

[davebullet]

I hate cleaning it out. As a short-arse, I have to get into the damn thing to clean it.

Just don't apply the same technique cleaning out the insinkerator!