Statistics?

[oldrider]

Might be comforting to some!: :mellow:

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and rubbish like that!

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

Have a happy new year fellow Kb'rs! :yes:

[SMOKEU]

78.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[mrchips]

That explains why i was cut off mid-roundabout yesterday by the arsehole who failed to indicate.

On the other hand, there is a 100% chance that he will die.